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sirfanciesadrought
Idk about deos but there are 100s of perfumes that smell more than just fruity & floral. I'm a guy tho, so I don't remember the names.
CoarseAndSalty
Let this be a lesson to bitch about products online with ludicrous objections until they make awesome offerings.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Oh look, advertisement. How entertaining.
ZombeyHepburn
Love wolf thorn
kevinallover
Lame ass me smells like Fiji. I guess I'm not manly enough for Eagle Fang.
InHarmsWay
I like Krakenguard and Wolfthorn. The dragon one stings my sinuses.
cyclopsesnobody
Better love story than twilight
defaultbunny
As a woman person, i want this. Take my money. And please also make Bog Witch, immortal harpy, and sateen succubus.
MyleKeville
Plot twist: she doesn’t actually like the smell, but is so far into the bit that she has no choice.
Dudewheresmycare
I have, and will continue to, always wear Old Spice Pure Sport. 100% female, 100% DGAF
Smartnership
Deodorant Girl Antiperspirant Female
SnackMasterRanger
As a guy I know a lot of women who do. I wear it as well its cheap and it smells clean. Good shit
freakstate
Wtf, a woman can't buy men's hygiene products in Washington, thats a joke surely.... do the police turn up or something lol
Feralkyn
Yes, it's a joke
Oh good, nothing really surprises me when it comes to some US restrictions and rules ?
A1ekazam
Isn't that the name of a bad ass karate studio?
getadogupya
Does it smell like eagle fangs though?
ceceoh
No, it smell like spices past their sell-by date.
HaberdasherInGold
Overripe Seasoning makes the best hygiene products.
Everfearful
Those are tusks. Fangs point down. Very disappointed.
Tusks are any tooth that continuously grows and extends out the mouth, can point up or down. Fangs are the elongated canines. These ARE-
fangs, and if they keep growing, might ALSO be tusks.
AveryB
Fangs are used by predatory animals to catch/eat/rend flesh. Tusks are used for rooting/fighting/display. Either can point up or down.
This is clearly a tuber digging eagle.
Noitisnot
Genuine knowledge bomb!
Draculina187
I love old spice deodorant. I just buy ones that aren’t so strong. Fiji is my favorite.
StarscreamAndHutch
I do enjoy WolfThorn
VodkaReindeer
They should have stopped making that tbh, because she reported that it was explosive.
PictureArchiver
Old Spice just racked up a whole bunch of brownie points!
Old Spice Brownie would smell sweet
Stoneheartedlady
I love Old Spice, I too would like to smell like Eagle Fangs
SarahTree
I use Old Spice as a woman
Old Spice makes a terrible woman...You should use something else as a woman.
BrÜt?
myotherusernameismorebetter
I love everything about this
godwithashotgun
I hate running out of old spice and having to borrow secret from the gf. smell like a wet diaper all day
myr14d
I'm just amused the specifically made up the eagle fangs label just for her.
lavenderloop
Execs: what should we name out new deodorant? Social media intern: boss get a load of this...
Arracor
I wonder if they'd still honor the Tweet where they said if it got a certain number of Likes they'd make Eagle Fangs real. They didn't say,>
"enough Likes by ____", just, "enough Likes". https://twitter.com/OldSpice/status/1129874522784428032?s=20
Temyari
#1 yes!! I hate women's deodorant smells... Fake Baby powder smells and overly floral stuff makes me gag & they're like my only options
Crandillo
Tom's deodorant, my dude. It's a godsend pit refresher
I've never seen that one, any chance u can pm me a pic of the label to watch out for?
JustABookworm
Yeah, I'm just glad Secret has the "Fresh Shower" scent in their collection, and Dove's black/white is pretty neutral, too
mopfmopf
coconut is gender neutral imo, coconut > all else! all hail the coconut!
I've tried men's deodorants but they chemically react different so they haven't been as effective for 12hr coverage. I'd try Eagle Fangs tho
darkhalfbreed
As a dude I kinda like the fake baby powder smell, but maybe its because I'm so used to guy deodorant it's like "oh something new"
Lol my mom only ever uses the babypowder one. Can't do it. But i found a not-terrible "sheer cool" one I'm tolerating atm, whatever that is
lwoshea
The American Hogwarts Houses: Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, and Krakengard.
Sounds better than the horseshit we got for real.
((( The real American Hogwarts Houses: Colt, Remington, Springfield, Winchester )))
MrToday
But those are names of guns... ooooohhhh
inevermadeone
Krakengard and wolfthorn are awesome when i want to be a little fancy, they are almost cologne.
anthrolover6
For some reason I couldn't stand the smell of bearglove or krakengard. I do love me some wolfthron though.
nightripper
And here I am wearing Dove Baby Farts for Men because it's the cheapest thing I've found that lasts all day as a spray.
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
Sprays are where it's at!
nonCanadianGoose
Wasn’t old spice originally designed and marketed towards women when it first came out
People are explaining in other comments: marketed toward women to buy for men (assumption being that most women did the shopping)
clarkster501
Yes .."if your Grandmom didn't like the smell ...Yinz wouldn't be here " paraphrasing ..
SkinnerTBD
mmmm... free marketing.
Iamabigdogthatwantstobesmall
The best kind
ElroydIsGone
Companies literally would do ANYTHING to make money. Even good things... ;-P
EmilyKla
Not entirely. They had to pay a designer to create the one-off packaging, PM this, run concepts up the ladder, print it, etc. 1/2
It probably wasn’t a very expensive project, but there was definite effort, skill, and people behind the whole thing. Effective too. 2/2
sweetfeetpete
The cynic in me wonders if it was free
TurdBurglar3000
Yes, it totally was. For the company. Can't have advertisements this cheap in any conventional way.
Goldmarble
Not free, but cheap as fuck. For the cost of custom art, a box and T-shirt? So....Maybe $500 if they value the artist well, they reach 1/
23.3k of her followers, and because "Company do good thing!" tends to go viral? That has the potential to reach millions. And has.
Not free as in fictitious
Crawmak
Hey, everyone wins. Company gets good publicity, person gets free deodorant, the rest of us get a good chuckle.
BeanMugged
But an eagle lost its fangs
sarukane
What are you talking about? It smells like eagle fangs, not made of eagle fangs. Plus the eagle in the pic still has fangs.
thatsecondweirdguy
But everytime a 15 y/o gets his/her first ar15, an eagle gets its fangs.. #natureisbeautiful
sakkehattu
v Freedom demanda sacrifice.
nosleep2spooky
Does oil work in lieu of a blood sacrifice?
jesting
Ahhh smells delicious
godskook
I got a facepalm from her Karen-ing, honestly.
BillGates5GPigeon
Literally no Karen vibes here she seems fun and funny but I understand your intelligence is far to low to understand basic humor I pity you
McScrewup
I don't see how this is "Want to speak to the Manager" vibes, bud. It's just a joke about fragrances turned PR.
coehl
Ok but your name is McScrewup so I dunno
Fuck, that's a fair point. I guess I really McScrewedup
TheRimOfTheSky
Yeah but also they made a cool custom product just for her. That's just awesome.
WeatherWiz
Old Spice did wonders to keep up with the times and adapt their products so they don’t become outdated
TheFeralDog
Meh they earned it through their actions here. I can't speak to those outside here. But I do really like dragonthorn & swagger scents.
itsallaboutthecones
I mean, not entirely free. They had I am guessing at least 12 labor hours in the hole thing. So cheap but not free.
zenabel
I’m not even mad
masterolizardry
Still neat though
poochyena
looks to be around ~$30 worth of marketing to me. $20 shirt, $5 products, $5 shipping to her.
OtterAvalanche
Labour costs would probably quadruple that when accounted for
what? Takes like 20 min to pack items into a box and ship it
I'm a 19 y/o girl and I've been wearing wolfthorn for years. My parents think I'm weird. I think fuck gendered things, I wanna smell nice.
Fuck yeah!
TheGreatPenguini
Well now I’m curious what it smells like lol
emberree
Wow. I am extremely curious what Eagle Fangs smell like.
MoralRectifier
The smell is also called 'Don't fuck with me sport"
dmcla
It would smell like ppppeeeeeuussssssshhhhhhh!!! ?
LateNightBunnyParty
Fish guts
backoffman
Definitely fish guts
There is no scratch-and-sniff Imgur. ☹️
Burke616
Yet.
Skipadedodah
Freedom but with Fangs
bigblindguy
It will smell like some weird chemical concoction like all their other products, I presume.
sunfried
Dead rodents
Nakahana
Like fangs, but kinda like eagle.
SUREEMANN
Guys, it smells like Hagrid. Just think about it, WHAT is more chill and badass than Hagrid?
itsthevoiceman
You'll never know
https://twitter.com/OldSpice/status/1129874522784428032?s=20 Let's find out!
CMoeBaggins
I’ve done my duty.
An upvote and a gif for you.
AlmostScientist
It smells like POWER
LunarEntropy
This is all staged marketing.
LostInObscurity
I'm hoping Terry Crews.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
More accurately, it's Terry Crews playing the flute while making his pecs pop.
WarlockWithNoPatron
fatbottomgirls
And that's how you PR
corbingablona0
Baby powder gentle breeze diaper smell
cellfreeDNA
For women
gooftroop
With fangs
211ismynightmare
The 3rd
Rabenzwist
Repackaged
OhhHaiMark
Just go smell this lady, don’t make it weird
Mrw1cked
Is this rescue rangers?
Lol, I meant rescuers down under but the rescue rangers voice actor post for me fucked up
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Wait, what?
zachleedogg
Yep. Just rewatched this recently and when we got to the scene my wife yelled about the meme.
Clearly I missed something.
Willowofwisp
Probably just the hawkridge deodorant. It's the same image just with the fangs added
keenharlequin
So what does Hawkridge smell like?
Sauroctonus
First, you take a hawk... Then you smell its ridge.
Good question. I don't actually know. Wolfeboro smells like berries though
StAnonymous
Smells like Fruity Pebbles to me
Cidisthename
Wolfthorn deodorant smells great, the body wash and other products in the same scent line are rank though... discovered that over Christmas.
Wolfthorn* damn autocorrect
Imademyselfsquirtle
I'm more curious WHO THE FUCK MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO BUY MENS DEODORANT! US get your shit sorted.
Oh, we can buy it. We just can’t use it. The Pit Police will track you down and send your ass to baby diaper jail.
Damn!
pigoverthere
NacLac
Freedom
Clayman8
So hotdogs, gunpowder and gasoline, with a wiff of harbor-brewed tea?
moltencorgi
Freedom and gunshot residue finished in a white oak barrel.
PipeandSlippers
*cums in American
FractalB
'murica
squirrelrubbinghisnips
ah yes freedom
sandmannet
So, property?
keystotheairlock
*capitalism
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
So, Scandinavian?
OmgOptimized
We have lots of clear, cool air here. Gentle breezes, one might say.
SometimesAfox
Found 4 yankees
Botticelliii
Probably not American.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
DEFINITELY not American!
sirfanciesadrought
Idk about deos but there are 100s of perfumes that smell more than just fruity & floral. I'm a guy tho, so I don't remember the names.
CoarseAndSalty
Let this be a lesson to bitch about products online with ludicrous objections until they make awesome offerings.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Oh look, advertisement. How entertaining.
ZombeyHepburn
Love wolf thorn
kevinallover
Lame ass me smells like Fiji. I guess I'm not manly enough for Eagle Fang.
InHarmsWay
I like Krakenguard and Wolfthorn. The dragon one stings my sinuses.
cyclopsesnobody
Better love story than twilight
defaultbunny
As a woman person, i want this. Take my money. And please also make Bog Witch, immortal harpy, and sateen succubus.
MyleKeville
Plot twist: she doesn’t actually like the smell, but is so far into the bit that she has no choice.
Dudewheresmycare
I have, and will continue to, always wear Old Spice Pure Sport. 100% female, 100% DGAF
Smartnership
Deodorant Girl Antiperspirant Female
SnackMasterRanger
As a guy I know a lot of women who do. I wear it as well its cheap and it smells clean. Good shit
freakstate
Wtf, a woman can't buy men's hygiene products in Washington, thats a joke surely.... do the police turn up or something lol
Feralkyn
Yes, it's a joke
freakstate
Oh good, nothing really surprises me when it comes to some US restrictions and rules ?
A1ekazam
Isn't that the name of a bad ass karate studio?
getadogupya
Does it smell like eagle fangs though?
ceceoh
No, it smell like spices past their sell-by date.
HaberdasherInGold
Overripe Seasoning makes the best hygiene products.
Everfearful
Those are tusks. Fangs point down. Very disappointed.
Feralkyn
Tusks are any tooth that continuously grows and extends out the mouth, can point up or down. Fangs are the elongated canines. These ARE-
Feralkyn
fangs, and if they keep growing, might ALSO be tusks.
AveryB
Fangs are used by predatory animals to catch/eat/rend flesh. Tusks are used for rooting/fighting/display. Either can point up or down.
Everfearful
This is clearly a tuber digging eagle.
Noitisnot
Genuine knowledge bomb!
Draculina187
I love old spice deodorant. I just buy ones that aren’t so strong. Fiji is my favorite.
StarscreamAndHutch
I do enjoy WolfThorn
VodkaReindeer
They should have stopped making that tbh, because she reported that it was explosive.
PictureArchiver
Old Spice just racked up a whole bunch of brownie points!
Smartnership
Old Spice Brownie would smell sweet
Stoneheartedlady
I love Old Spice, I too would like to smell like Eagle Fangs
SarahTree
I use Old Spice as a woman
Smartnership
Old Spice makes a terrible woman...You should use something else as a woman.
SarahTree
BrÜt?
myotherusernameismorebetter
I love everything about this
godwithashotgun
I hate running out of old spice and having to borrow secret from the gf. smell like a wet diaper all day
myr14d
I'm just amused the specifically made up the eagle fangs label just for her.
lavenderloop
Execs: what should we name out new deodorant? Social media intern: boss get a load of this...
Arracor
I wonder if they'd still honor the Tweet where they said if it got a certain number of Likes they'd make Eagle Fangs real. They didn't say,>
Arracor
"enough Likes by ____", just, "enough Likes". https://twitter.com/OldSpice/status/1129874522784428032?s=20
Temyari
#1 yes!! I hate women's deodorant smells... Fake Baby powder smells and overly floral stuff makes me gag & they're like my only options
Crandillo
Tom's deodorant, my dude. It's a godsend pit refresher
Temyari
I've never seen that one, any chance u can pm me a pic of the label to watch out for?
JustABookworm
Yeah, I'm just glad Secret has the "Fresh Shower" scent in their collection, and Dove's black/white is pretty neutral, too
mopfmopf
coconut is gender neutral imo, coconut > all else! all hail the coconut!
Temyari
I've tried men's deodorants but they chemically react different so they haven't been as effective for 12hr coverage. I'd try Eagle Fangs tho
darkhalfbreed
As a dude I kinda like the fake baby powder smell, but maybe its because I'm so used to guy deodorant it's like "oh something new"
Temyari
Lol my mom only ever uses the babypowder one. Can't do it. But i found a not-terrible "sheer cool" one I'm tolerating atm, whatever that is
lwoshea
The American Hogwarts Houses: Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, and Krakengard.
Arracor
Sounds better than the horseshit we got for real.
lwoshea
((( The real American Hogwarts Houses: Colt, Remington, Springfield, Winchester )))
MrToday
But those are names of guns... ooooohhhh
inevermadeone
Krakengard and wolfthorn are awesome when i want to be a little fancy, they are almost cologne.
anthrolover6
For some reason I couldn't stand the smell of bearglove or krakengard. I do love me some wolfthron though.
nightripper
And here I am wearing Dove Baby Farts for Men because it's the cheapest thing I've found that lasts all day as a spray.
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
Sprays are where it's at!
nonCanadianGoose
Wasn’t old spice originally designed and marketed towards women when it first came out
Feralkyn
People are explaining in other comments: marketed toward women to buy for men (assumption being that most women did the shopping)
clarkster501
Yes .."if your Grandmom didn't like the smell ...Yinz wouldn't be here " paraphrasing ..
SkinnerTBD
mmmm... free marketing.
Iamabigdogthatwantstobesmall
The best kind
ElroydIsGone
Companies literally would do ANYTHING to make money. Even good things... ;-P
EmilyKla
Not entirely. They had to pay a designer to create the one-off packaging, PM this, run concepts up the ladder, print it, etc. 1/2
EmilyKla
It probably wasn’t a very expensive project, but there was definite effort, skill, and people behind the whole thing. Effective too. 2/2
sweetfeetpete
The cynic in me wonders if it was free
TurdBurglar3000
Yes, it totally was. For the company. Can't have advertisements this cheap in any conventional way.
Goldmarble
Not free, but cheap as fuck. For the cost of custom art, a box and T-shirt? So....Maybe $500 if they value the artist well, they reach 1/
Goldmarble
23.3k of her followers, and because "Company do good thing!" tends to go viral? That has the potential to reach millions. And has.
sweetfeetpete
Not free as in fictitious
Crawmak
Hey, everyone wins. Company gets good publicity, person gets free deodorant, the rest of us get a good chuckle.
BeanMugged
But an eagle lost its fangs
sarukane
What are you talking about? It smells like eagle fangs, not made of eagle fangs. Plus the eagle in the pic still has fangs.
thatsecondweirdguy
But everytime a 15 y/o gets his/her first ar15, an eagle gets its fangs.. #natureisbeautiful
sakkehattu
nosleep2spooky
Does oil work in lieu of a blood sacrifice?
jesting
Ahhh smells delicious
godskook
I got a facepalm from her Karen-ing, honestly.
BillGates5GPigeon
Literally no Karen vibes here she seems fun and funny but I understand your intelligence is far to low to understand basic humor I pity you
McScrewup
I don't see how this is "Want to speak to the Manager" vibes, bud. It's just a joke about fragrances turned PR.
coehl
Ok but your name is McScrewup so I dunno
McScrewup
Fuck, that's a fair point. I guess I really McScrewedup
TheRimOfTheSky
Yeah but also they made a cool custom product just for her. That's just awesome.
WeatherWiz
Old Spice did wonders to keep up with the times and adapt their products so they don’t become outdated
TheFeralDog
Meh they earned it through their actions here. I can't speak to those outside here. But I do really like dragonthorn & swagger scents.
itsallaboutthecones
I mean, not entirely free. They had I am guessing at least 12 labor hours in the hole thing. So cheap but not free.
zenabel
I’m not even mad
masterolizardry
Still neat though
poochyena
looks to be around ~$30 worth of marketing to me. $20 shirt, $5 products, $5 shipping to her.
OtterAvalanche
Labour costs would probably quadruple that when accounted for
poochyena
what? Takes like 20 min to pack items into a box and ship it
TheRimOfTheSky
I'm a 19 y/o girl and I've been wearing wolfthorn for years. My parents think I'm weird. I think fuck gendered things, I wanna smell nice.
Feralkyn
Fuck yeah!
TheGreatPenguini
Well now I’m curious what it smells like lol
emberree
Wow. I am extremely curious what Eagle Fangs smell like.
MoralRectifier
The smell is also called 'Don't fuck with me sport"
dmcla
It would smell like ppppeeeeeuussssssshhhhhhh!!! ?
LateNightBunnyParty
Fish guts
backoffman
Definitely fish guts
ceceoh
There is no scratch-and-sniff Imgur. ☹️
Burke616
Yet.
Skipadedodah
Freedom but with Fangs
bigblindguy
It will smell like some weird chemical concoction like all their other products, I presume.
sunfried
Dead rodents
Nakahana
Like fangs, but kinda like eagle.
SUREEMANN
Guys, it smells like Hagrid. Just think about it, WHAT is more chill and badass than Hagrid?
itsthevoiceman
You'll never know
Arracor
https://twitter.com/OldSpice/status/1129874522784428032?s=20 Let's find out!
CMoeBaggins
I’ve done my duty.
Arracor
An upvote and a gif for you.
AlmostScientist
It smells like POWER
LunarEntropy
This is all staged marketing.
LostInObscurity
I'm hoping Terry Crews.
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
More accurately, it's Terry Crews playing the flute while making his pecs pop.
WarlockWithNoPatron
fatbottomgirls
And that's how you PR
corbingablona0
Baby powder gentle breeze diaper smell
cellfreeDNA
For women
gooftroop
With fangs
211ismynightmare
The 3rd
Rabenzwist
Repackaged
OhhHaiMark
Just go smell this lady, don’t make it weird
Mrw1cked
Is this rescue rangers?
Mrw1cked
Lol, I meant rescuers down under but the rescue rangers voice actor post for me fucked up
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Wait, what?
zachleedogg
Yep. Just rewatched this recently and when we got to the scene my wife yelled about the meme.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Clearly I missed something.
Willowofwisp
Probably just the hawkridge deodorant. It's the same image just with the fangs added
keenharlequin
So what does Hawkridge smell like?
Sauroctonus
First, you take a hawk... Then you smell its ridge.
Willowofwisp
Good question. I don't actually know. Wolfeboro smells like berries though
StAnonymous
Smells like Fruity Pebbles to me
Cidisthename
Wolfthorn deodorant smells great, the body wash and other products in the same scent line are rank though... discovered that over Christmas.
Willowofwisp
Wolfthorn* damn autocorrect
Imademyselfsquirtle
I'm more curious WHO THE FUCK MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO BUY MENS DEODORANT! US get your shit sorted.
ceceoh
Oh, we can buy it. We just can’t use it. The Pit Police will track you down and send your ass to baby diaper jail.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Damn!
pigoverthere
NacLac
Freedom
Clayman8
So hotdogs, gunpowder and gasoline, with a wiff of harbor-brewed tea?
moltencorgi
Freedom and gunshot residue finished in a white oak barrel.
PipeandSlippers
*cums in American
FractalB
'murica
squirrelrubbinghisnips
sandmannet
So, property?
keystotheairlock
*capitalism
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
So, Scandinavian?
OmgOptimized
We have lots of clear, cool air here. Gentle breezes, one might say.
SometimesAfox
DukeOfAnkhMorpork
Found 4 yankees
Botticelliii
Probably not American.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
DEFINITELY not American!