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Feb 1, 2017 3:16 PM
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warriorbard
Seems about the right height to use your dangling participles as a speedbag, though.
theonekendra
I'm a tall girl and I sort of resent the short ones. They are the "cute ones" regardless of their weight they always are little . . .
Ant4N
Short people are closer to hell, fuckers get pissed quickly, and if not, they bottle that shit up a lot and explode
TiredSlurms
@Lariccia
IOnlyRespondWithRonSwanson
MissBossyPants
As a 5'1" girl, I can confirm that absolutely no one is scared of me
LukewarmBeans
Girls don't like it when you call them cute when they're angry. Take their feelings seriously.
AngryBabyGroot
Finally relevant, yay!!
macvsog88
Read this as 51...as in 51 years old. Didn't see the ' lol
SatansFurryJamHats
My wife has recently shot up to 5' but I suspect it's the shoes.
TheUseriestName
Short people get so mad. I'm 6'1" and my boyfriend and his family call me the Big Friendly Giant, but tiny angry people scare me
meggierue
I'm 5'2 does that mean I am finally going to be taken seriously?
AnElectrifyingMan
Stay away from short people, they have no soul. Because is so cramped inside their body, their souls can't fit.
DarkSideoftheForce
You know. Being 5'1" this is exactly it. I was upset a few weeks ago and my friend kept making fun of me for how adorable I was.
FauxIivia
I'm 5'1"!
RockSteadyGo
Chill Honey, ain´t you the cutes thing /a/VGPhn
ElegantKitty
Yeah.....
azzabat
My GF is the same, especially when I reminder her she's only 4' 13".
AndrewBrandon
Wife looked over my shoulder and said I Am Root
AMagicianWasDrivingDownTheRoadThenHeTurnedIntoADriveway
I read this as: "---she's only 51." I only accept anger from the elderly.
moopet
Same.
RandomMagus
Friendly reminder that it's "aww" for something cute and "awe" for reverance
theoldlickaroo
*Reverence
RandomMagus
Touché
supraman13
PenileErection
5'1? What's that in bananas?
LordStarkillerHimself
About 3.5(0) bananas
raptordirt
At least 2.
abebrolincoln
You aren't wrong.
Vhiyur
Roughly 12 bananas.
DarthDeadpool
Mines 4'11". She's terrifyingly adorable
PizzaPizzington
pics?
DarthDeadpool
Nah, she'd kill me
TraceOfHumanity
Nuts over her?
DarthDeadpool
Nah, I'm only a foot taller
suchpokemon
How is that even possible lol
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suchpokemon
No but I'm glad I did
Leterriptaterchip
Mine to. I just start laughing and make everything worse.
Mushroombadger
Isn't that technically a midget.
DarthDeadpool
Close, LPA defines it as 4'10" and under
howToLoseTheGame
wow, i didn't know storms have standards
Mushroombadger
I've heard the cut off is under 5ft but they're usually 4'10" and under.
rattlesnail
My mom is 4'11". She can't drive certain vehicles and has to shop in the kids section.
rubbarz
Mine is the same height but she is Mexican. I talk shit I get shanked with a rusty knife.
XTheMexicanDanielTrejo
shanked is fine carful if she gets the chancla
Drougals
rusty knife? You will get shanked with a sandal!
frenchcook
no chancla for you ? Does that mean she really loves you ?
TinyMexicanJew
Give her a high five for me. I'm 4'10"
higilybop
Your high five is my low five XD
TinyMexicanJew
Nice
TheMightyMoto
FYI short people are better at sneak attacks, be careful.
whitenrdy
And they are meaner, since they are closer to Satan...
Duendes
Plus they don't have to bend over to slash your Achilles heel
6foot9inches
I'm better at hiding things on shelves
bralgreer
That's why halflings favored class is Rogue.
Vectorman2
Really surprises you when you get whacked in the shin
MTVMovieAwardBestKisswinnerTobeyMaguire
being 6'7 I'm gonna need some research backed evidence to support such a claim.
MagnetsAreCoolToo
As a short person, can confirm
ghos5t7
Have routinely ran over short coworkers because I didn't notice them in time
CorneliusCornwall
Who said that. I'm concerned for my safety
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
two things to watch out for on the floor: LEGOs and short people
CorneliusCornwall
What about a short person with Lego
BlondieSayWhat
U ded
GGCrono
Always remember, their fists are closer to crotch height.
thrashedbarrier
But easier to get a foot to the face
Zodi
tall people have +5 toughness.
Actualcookie
Yeah but advantage on sneak checks man. Perfect for rogues.
Baalzak
Watch for nut-jabs
CaptainDumbshit
Us short guys call those uppercuts.
Baalzak
Nut-percuts
CaptainDumbshit
Upper-nuts.
PizzaPizzington
as a short guy, its great no one thinks we're cute >:o
TotalCuntrol
How short are we talking ? I'm 5'7" and I've been called short before
PizzaPizzington
5'5'' :(
theoldlickaroo
Condolences
TotalCuntrol
Believe me I've seen much shorter guys lol
corig123
I'm 5'5", guy I'm seeing is probably 5'4" and has a baby face. You'll find someone who thinks you're adorable<3
CaptainDumbshit
Gentlemen, I'm 5'6". Keep fighting the good fight!
Listenhereyouwookieesonofabitch
Huh, I'm you reversed. I'm 6'5" but I'd rather be 5'6", clothes never fit man :(
CaptainDumbshit
Never fit me either! You give me some of your height...and we'll meet right around 6'. Deal?