TheBigLetdown
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Jan 4, 2022 12:11 AM
TheBigLetdown
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souleater2847
*BFG Division starts blaring when he arrives*
ginjuri
Devil: **holds up a copy of the divine comedy** "The only water in hell is ICE!" **Cue robot devil laugh while demons surround you**
SmokyDoggg
Good luck putting out a continuously fed propane fire cap. Taste the meat not the heat you fuckwad!
Tarumbar
Badgoodman
Joxster
"My brother Bill's a fireman bold, he pits oot fires," - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYxTrfx3sek&ab_channel=mandolinda6
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
That's why some heroes can only go to hell. Hell needs saving.
BobbyVegana
But Satan is in the frozen lake Cocytus
mykkeau
And they called him... The Doom Sprayer.
smax410
This was the plot to a terrible movie with the amazing Clancy Brown in it
GrosseChung
Why would hell give him firefighting equipment?
KungFuAnimeJesus
When you die you get to keep what you were wearing, you only lose it if you’re raptured
crushingbore
Residual self-image. Hell is like the Matrix. He sees himself as a firefighter so he's a firefighter.
coothlesscthulhu
Trying to maintain the universal balance?
MercerSkye
Look up Sisyphus. He'd try for eternity, but never get there
TheoryFan
turns out its a cruel joke, the hose sprays gasoline
Lonewolfing
I think I like it. My friend didn't understand though since he smoked a little too much. Can someone explain gor him?
Hopefulyetdoubtful
Fire
seenunseen
He's been training to fight the fires of hell and satan himself
PhotonicPrinciple
Is big fire
StealthDancer
He is a horrible person so he can die and go to hell to fight the fires of hell.
Anitahardick
He was a dick in life so he can beat the biggest fire ever- in HELL
Lonewolfing
I appreciate this narrative description
tarnok
He so dedicated he wants to fight fires in hell! So he punched people to get sent there
Whitebeardthepirate
sure it's ok to be high, and stuff because.....you...know................................Duuuuuude, my fingers are like non fuzzy worms.
Obsidian3
Dude....right!!!
AggressivelyPassive
They call em fingers, but I've never seen em fing...
MCNewYorkLives
The captain was so dedicated to fighting fires that he purposefully did bad shit so he could be sent to hell to fight the ultimate fire
MCNewYorkLives
Honestly surprised THIS comment got the Steal your thunder award. All I did was answer a question but thanks
konmari
Marjorie Taylor Greene’s face?
KodiakDDS
SqueezitTheClown
Widdlyscuds
Varadho
OMFG bacon paradise
coothlesscthulhu
Kopar
Such a good character
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Don't understand why your comment's going negative, it's ok to ask questions even if you've smoked something. Maybe cause you mentioned it?
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Lol... well I'll be damned
Lonewolfing
I'll save you with +1 here
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
Much appreciated