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“I once opened my door to see a fully naked girl in the corridor – in full view of the security cameras!”
“I opened my curtains to discover a giant Donald Trump outside of my window.”
“We were throwing a big party and my friend thought it was a good idea to go into our loft – until he fell through the ceiling and got stuck.”
“My flat mates used to steal all sorts of things. One day, I came back to find the flat, full of branches, and one of them riding a makeshift bike with a miniature wheel.”
“For some reason, we decided to build a slip ‘n’ slide in our flat. We got water and soap everywhere!”
“One night, a friend of mine thought it would be a good idea to swim in the old campus pond.”
“We woke up to find that all the cars on campus had been wrapped in cling film.”
Source: https://www.mystudentvillage.com/blog/what-students-really-get-up-to-in-halls/
glaug
Wow, I wish I had enough money to do that
semirelatedcomments
Friend wanted tropical climate in apt. Put pots w water on stove and left taps and shower running on hot and left for bar few hours. Worked
lolaluftnagel
These arent even that ridiculous?
JoePolish
I think I did worse at university!
Mcswigginsbar
I'm a residence hall director and none of these surprise me. College kids in dorms are dumbasses.
PersonaAuGratin
Exchange student in my dorms killed a campus duck with a bike lock. He thought mallards were off limits but that white ducks were OK to eat.
sarahlyzzibeth
All my college roommate ever did was wake me up by using the microwave in the middle of the night
themuttonisniceandlean
That's a lot of cling wrap.
cosonfused
do not wrap a car in clingfilm, it will fuck up the paint
AOCsUnshavenChode
TIL college fosters stupid
Sobutai
When I went to college we just skipped classes, played the LoL beta and MTG.
thommilson
Artist credit: http://thommilson.com/post/160585632105/what-students-really-get-up-to-in-halls
CactusClimbingCupcake
My buddy and I got hammered on 4Loko, smeared peanut butter all over a dorm laundry room, broke into open rooms and put chips in printers
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
Cling film huh?
Cmydagger
Did you just say cling film?
ZombieZooZombieZoo
Literally the craziest thing I ever dealt with in the dorms is some drunk asshole pulling the fire alarm at 3 in the morning.
mothernature94
My brother sprayed Liquid Ass under his neighbor's door because he wouldn't turn down his music. He used too much and gassed the whole wing.
dinosuarswerealie
No one, no one is gonna talk about cling film? Ok....
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
#1 my dorm had one guy that would just walk from the bathroom to his dorm butt ass naked. If you looked at his Dick he would stop and say
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
Something along the lines of "dude you gay? It's cool I'm just wondering why your looking at my junk?" And if you had a lady with ya and she
Idkimadeanaccountjustforthis
Looked he would say dude watch her man she's looking at my dick. That man was my best friend and he was awesome.
stratus41298
I'll bet it was the same people over and over.
dentpuzz
And this is why I stopped renting to students
Gingerbreadhardon
One morning walked down to find a chair in the vending machine and all of the snacks gone
rabbiebabbie
That's awesome our vending machines were always broken so kids just used that room to hotbox
dontcallmeplath
At first I imagined the chair just sitting inside the machine and then I realized you probably meant it crashed thru the glasstic.
LuckyMX
#4 "Trust me. I'm an engineer... major."
APlusInArsonClass
MrA007
Good loop smooth
harpoonyourboyfriend
Crazy college shit? Two words: car jousting.
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
"Guys, there is good news and bad news. The good news is everything that looks like blood is actually ketchup. The bad news is that 1/2
HighFunctioningAlcoholic
2/2 everything that looks like ketchup is actually blood."
StirlingRanger
In alcohols defence, I do some pretty dumb things sober..... fails uni.
ImTheOriginalSam
I just finished my first year at college. Only "college" thing my roommate and I did was build a pyramid out of all our empty cups from 1/2
ImTheOriginalSam
The cafeteria. Taking it down was the saddest part of the entire semester 2/2
YeahLinguisticsBitch
American college culture, folks.
justhereforthefood13
*Australian
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Them too? Ok, maybe it's just "college culture".
stratus41298
Yeah cus in america we call the attic a loft.
rabbiebabbie
Lol got em. If my friend said he had a stripper pole in his loft I'd call him a pretentious douche. You've just got an old pipe in the attic
stratus41298
Sounds like a sex position.
rabbiebabbie
It was the frat boy in the attic with a pipe! I was going for a clue reference
stratus41298
Also good.
katalavenoligoellenika
#3, #5, #6 - "For some reason..." Drugs and alcohol. That's the reason.
jedreeves
"Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions. " - imgur post
Tom40
I always assumed pranks like that were "sophomoric" because people who did them didn't make it to junior year.
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
You never had a calculus class in your life then.
PeterSR
Gotta find the gradient of that slip'n'slide
katalavenoligoellenika
Actually, several. ChemE. DiffEq was worse, but still didn't make me swim in a drainage pond.
Larrimus1
I've taken Calculus & I don't understand this.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
Because calc will fuck you up
borgmaster
Take a calc class and you dont need drugs. Your will to live will be sapped dry and killing the birds outside your window is a good idea.
ImHereToPissPeopleOff
I found that rum and vodka helped
greenking13
I can't say I've ever done anything stupid as fuck in college so far, (Involving alcohol or drugs at least.) but I do have a funny story 1/?
greenking13
about my old roommate. He was a frat guy and would go out and party every few days. Most times he'd come back pretty drunk and wobbly 2/?
greenking13
but he'd be mostly fine. Well, this one night I hear a knocking at our door. Not too unusual, he'd sometimes (often) lose his keys and 3/?
greenking13
just knock since I was usually in the room studying or playing video games. Anyways, there's a knock and I answer the door calling him 4/?
greenking13
his usual nickname, "Hey dumbass" ... Except it wasn't him. It was some guy carrying my roommate. (He was passed out.) We get him into 5/?
greenking13
his bed, turn off the lights, and the two of us go talk. Apparently my roommate got drunk worse than usual and had needed some help 6/?