How to: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you.

Mar 29, 2016 4:11 PM

Step 1: Battle cursed Boar

Step 2: Get arm touched by ancient life draining curse

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit.

Sauce: Princess Mononoke
https://www.amazon.com/Princess-Mononoke-Hayao-Miyazaki/dp/B00003CXBK

Whenever I'm describing the arrows my rangers/rogues fire in DnD I always imagine Princess Mononoke

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found the worms!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never not laugh when that guy's head pops off like a doll.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Geez what kind of draw dose that bow have.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

CROM laughes at your four winds!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I saw this movie when I was much too young for it and it was the greatest

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm a little disappointed that 90s era anime is still looking better than most of todays productions.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*whistling noise*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was able to see the anniversary release last year in a local theater, it was incredible. So beautiful, and the story is magnificent.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean... The arrow hit the sword not his arms. Demon arm or not, you'd just... let go of the sword. Broken hands at the MOST

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My barbarian/ranger needs this kind of bow

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's the cursed arm doing all the work, bruh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Princess Mononoke for those that don’t know. Great movie +1.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For being titled after a wolf Princess there was a lot of this dude and not much of her. I was disappointed

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Right, even the trailer frames the story with her as the protagonist.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it's like that one game. Legend of Link or something. Expected to see more of that Link girl. Not that Zelda dude. Was disappointed.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Honestly that too, I wanna play as the Princess not this fuckin dork. I'm sensing a theme here

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who would win in a fight, Zelda with his sword or Metroid with his gun?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trick question, winner is kirby

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The movie that introduced me to the many beautiful and mysterious worlds of Hayao Miyazaki. Love him and all his works.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In case ya'll didn't catch that, in the last gif he catches the arrow shot at him, then returns it. (Such a gentleman!)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What about the lamentation of the women?

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

Those tentacles, man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, the movie ends with him living on an island of prostitutes.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

This is THE movie to get into anime

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Forgot step 3.5: fabulous shirtless sleeves

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I was at the ghibli museum, fuck yeah! Ate the last ghibli cookies last weekend! They were weird, tasted mostly green tea tho

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

How was it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was awesome. You got to see a lot about the making of the movies and they had exclusive movies there. Tickets are quite scarce though.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pumba really let himself go.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind older one i didnt know of forever. check it out.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I'd also suggest the graphic novel. It's 10000 times better.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s my fav Ghibli

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 The most compelling argument in favor of the Catch Arrows feat ever created.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro and Princess Mononoke are my favorite Studio Ghibli films. So fucking good.

8 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 1

I recommend "Tales From Earthsea" if you haven't seen it yet - definitely in top 3 on my list

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grave of the fireflies...? Or should I not mention this one?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I've actually never heard of that one... I'll lool into it!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Prepare to have your soul crushed

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes! And Kiki's~ I also like the more reality based ones too. Only Yesterday had me sobbing profusely. Actually, a lot of them make me cry~

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Castle of Cagliostro?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

whisper of the heart is really cute too

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Whisper of the heart and only yesterday are my 2 favs.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only yesterday...is that the one where she keeps bumpin into a soldier thats on the run and she spends the rest of her life tryinto find him

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kiki's and porco rosso?

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Porco Rosso was my first Ghibli film. It's still the most beautiful looking movie I've ever seen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW COULD I FORGET PORCO ROSSO

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

"A pig has no need for patriotism."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nausicaa for me. Something about it being the original thing and being old makes it better than all their other wonderful movies.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about laputa? That one is the best by far!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ponyo?

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You forget this is a Ghibli flick with straight up death and dismemberment right on screen. + fucking 1

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

Well the gore factor is really turned down. Arms and heads are flying off and not a drop of blood in sight.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

True, but still that shit is coming off.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Right, because the super creepy curses, spirits and... Humans in pelts are not gorey enough.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

During the dismemberment scenes.*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I worked in the theater when this released. 7mins in there was a flood of angry parents.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One day, I'm going to get a sleeve tattoo of that curse.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What? You mean you don't want to find a cursed boar god?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of the greatest movies ever.

8 years ago | Likes 714 Dislikes 6

First time I watched it, as soon as it was over I watched it again. It's just that good.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Same here. Then I went on a Ghibli binge.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My intro to anime

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Completely agree

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

cried the first time i saw it...i think i was like 16

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I couldn't find my old dvd of it, so I bought it on bluray

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eh, it was ok. I was rooting for the kill the gods people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

What movie is it?

8 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 10

Jurassic Park

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

OMG YOU LUCK BASTARD SEE PRINCESS MONONOKE IT'S SO GOOOOD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brave

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I recommend watching all of Studio Ghibli's movies. :)

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

including GotF?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I second this recommendation

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HIGH FIVE.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Princess Mononoke.

8 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 2

Right. But what's the movie called?

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 12

That is what the movie’s called.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Which is what?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

For sure one of my favorites

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ashitaka!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Iboshi!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tetsuo!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is my absolute favorite

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw it when I was little and had never seen an animated movie with blood before. This was...alarming.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I had similar experience with it - little and alarmed, when it wasn't all cute and sweet.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hey, another movie from Totoro Guy! I can't wait to se- oh... OH..."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0