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Amadmanwithabox0
Tmthey must of re printed because Obama used it as half rolling papers and half ass paper
raizaCUTS
Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/presidential-candidates-made-garbage-pail-kids-cards-article-1.2503359
wassamattayu
fun fact: Garbage Pail Kids was a side project of Art Spiegelman, of "Maus" and "In the Shadow of No Towers"
IronChefKiller
"Feel the Bern!" -
DisorderlyChaos
I don't know if they can get away from "Santorum's Santorum"
thatoneguywhoknowsstuff
They didn't do Paul! Is that because he's fairly straight laced?
xxxxxxzzzz
I want these
ColonelCockatiel
Great.
PinFeathersAndGollyFluff
TIL alligators enjoy eating paper
RoninSven
I appreciate the fact that it portrays both republicans and democrats.
Rnkjqt
Classic
MrNature72
As a Trump supporter, laughed at the first one. And then Bernie. Why can't he have ANYTHING remotely bad said about him, even as a joke?
DirtyA
it's cause he's white.
Serratedblaze
Probably because not pissing people off is apparently the only thing he's done to piss people off. His pic isn't fun like the others tho.
Skywatcher16
cause hes not an asshole soon as hes off camera, and generally dosnt do anything that one can make a spiteful joke about?
mlkjr
I believe they're going for his past gun legislation involvement that is one of the few democrat talking points against him.
bestestfester
These are well done. Source?
raizaCUTS
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/presidential-candidates-made-garbage-pail-kids-cards-article-1.2503359
aCrowLeftoftheMurder
They could all be guilty of sitting on that toilet...none of em give two shits about upholding the Constitution.
aCrowLeftoftheMurder
Pun not intended
im2old4this
i like Berserk Bernie the best.
jackbos
I guess the artist just didn't want to cast Bernie in a negative light. All the others show genuine problems with the candidates.
Towelieeee
Berserk Bernie is about to fuck some shit up.
ChodesNShlongs
Wow. Repost already?
Amythyst
Oh, and this has two that were only in the comments on the Reddit one.
Amythyst
On the one hand, the other's from Reddit. On the other hand, this was posted three hours after the Reddit one, and I'm not sure how long
Amythyst
that one's been on the front page.
maravirocnroll
2001?
DirtyA
there's a huge liberal circlejerk saying that the ballots for the 2000 presidential election were completely falsified, because nobody ever
DirtyA
votes Republican, and because all the Democrats want to hate George Bush for any reason they can.
Skywatcher16
actually its because florida was the tie breaker, fucked up their ballot like 15 times, and was governed by the brother of the guy who won.
DirtyA
I mean here have been numerous studies debunking he idea that Gore was even close to winning, but keep holding onto your hate.
Skywatcher16
study it all you like. dosnt change that he election was a toss up and florida was the breaker. got no proof he fucked with he ballots,
jameson1122
He was governor of Florida during the 2001 election, big brother W's first term.
maravirocnroll
And again I say, 2001?
john1912
Ahh my childhood!
MissGeminixxx
Yesssssss
aggrogahu
Cabbage patch kids were creepy af to begin with.
john1912
Yea always seemed like a girls toy to begin with. Even at that age I was like...Nah....
thatmaninblack
Trump didn't wipe with the Constitution. It was G.Bush and Obama. And Pres. Clinton too. :-/ I wish Gary Johnson could win. :(
aCrowLeftoftheMurder
I just wish he'd get 10% of the popular vote so the Libertarian party can get access to the same benefits as Dems and Repubs.
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
i'm pretty much disgusted with the Ben Carson one, that's really shit. I have a high opinion of the man, 1/2
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
he's a fantastic neurosurgeon and has made great contributions to science and our understanding of brains. apparently 2/3
SnickSnackPaddyWhack
i was smiling and laughing and shit and then the smile just kinda fell off my face. great job OP
jmag48
I kinda want a berserk Bernie action figure.
Nkatt
Why do I get the strange feeling this is biased
Johannason
They're all negative. Bernie's even a warmonger. What bias?
losviking
Remember kiddos, it's only bias if it's against your opinions!
MysticJoJo
You'd think they'd have made Bernie a zombie or something.
joker24791
Those are just his followers.
aCrowLeftoftheMurder
Because it's Imgur
HermeneuticalQuandary
Is ben carson's brain black? You know that brains don't match skin tone right?
DVSBSTrD
The ONLY thing "black" about Ben Carson is his skin.
PaperCl1p
So being intelligent, successful, and well spoken isn't black? That's incredibly racist
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
have you hear the shit he thinks up? his brain is not functioning right, he may be brain dead
Pharya
And YOU know that dead skin loses colouration, right? Moron
Simplyfun
Because they're saying it's necrotic
HermeneuticalQuandary
6-see it progress that far!
IwillBrazzersLogoYourSubmission
I think you just got, "yeah science bitch"-ed
Simplyfun
Its a cartoon drawing. I don't think they adhere to science very well.
HermeneuticalQuandary
4-somehow manage to live, often in vivisection it will appear to be a darker red or possibly brown color. But if your brain tissue began to
HermeneuticalQuandary
3-in a similar manner as other tissues so it wont undergo the same level of color change. In fact, if any brain tissue is necrotic and you
HermeneuticalQuandary
5-become necrotic for some reason, the organ is one of those "too big too fail" organs in that if it does, you die. So you wont even get to
luckyflavor23
You shouldn't have been down voted for sciencing. Here's an up.
varsil
We should never have allowed the brain to get "too big to fail". We should require it to be divided into several smaller brains.
luckyflavor23
You shouldn't have been down voted for scienceing. Here's an up.
HermeneuticalQuandary
1-Well the brain doesn't experience the same color shifts you associate with other necrotic tissue. The reason is from the blood brain-
HermeneuticalQuandary
2-barrier. You see, when tissue turns green then black its due to the oxidation of blood. While the brain receives blood, its not perfused
JustSarcasm
Yeah, there's probably no reason that people call the brain "gray matter".
HermeneuticalQuandary
1-Its really not the color. When you hold a brain in your hand, you'll see that its pink and darker pink. We call white mater white because
HermeneuticalQuandary
5-regions should be...shit I forgot a 4 on the other one. Anyhow, long story short, your brain looks nothing like that.
JustSarcasm
You and I have different interpretations of the phrase "long story short"
IwillBrazzersLogoYourSubmission
6 words is too long for you?
JustSarcasm
There are five full comments of story.
HermeneuticalQuandary
3-the problem is that you should never go by color alone as the colors are close and in certain staining procedures, white matter looks dark
HermeneuticalQuandary
The preservatives can also have an effect on color. What's most important is understanding the anatomy and physiology so you know where the
HermeneuticalQuandary
2-of the of the myelinated axons of the neurons. Basically that means the "cables" are "insulated". Grey matter is by default unmyelinated
AJUGEE
Does Bernie have a sword with a dildo on the end??!?!
sandyhope
If you're brave enough
JezebelSupreme
those of us knowledgeable in the ways of literally anything refer to that as a grip, or handle, or the not pointy bit.
Kaesh
Isn't the technical term "hilt:
Kaesh
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JezebelSupreme
the hilt is the whole shabang. cross guard, to pommel
AJUGEE
Ah...how foolish of me. Can we pretend it's a dildo?
MagneticLasso
ahh a brave one, the prophecy speaks of you!
JezebelSupreme
why not?