Niles, the original burn giver

Jun 26, 2015 10:17 AM

shinymetaass

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"The gene pool is saved!" got me.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He made the show. This show was really funny because of him.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We dont need no water....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@ OP : I had never heard of The Nanny before but this is good. I binged through season one faster than I did Orange is the New Black!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaand then they got married.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SPOILER ALERT: Niles marries CC in the end! (Gasps!... gasps all over)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah The Nanny! \o/

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot this show even existed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember when they didn't even try to hide hero pregnancy? And then the last season cc and niles hook up...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best hate friends ever

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i don't know what this is but how do i know the niles guy is british

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The actor is actually from Arkansas! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Davis

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If anyone's curious, he voiced the Star Wars audiobook "Darth Plagueis"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Niles and his wittiness

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I love Niles and his wittiness two

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's even better knowing that c.c. and miles end up together

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never watched the show but I read all the lines with a sassy British accent

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Touche, Dr. Moriarty.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Watched this growing up, even as a kid I loved Niles' sarcasm. Rewatching it, my god all the adult humor that went right over my head

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my professors in College was the woman who played CC

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When was a kid, I watched The Nanny just to use Niles' insults against the assholes at school.

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

He's right up there with Alfred on the sassy butlerism.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Aye

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Although Niles accent is quintessentially British, the actor who portrays him (Daniel Davis) is American and has a strong southern accent.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

The fuck outta here!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whereas the actor playing Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) is very British. And a baron!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And it's funny cause lots of people thought that Mr Sheffield's accent sounded very put on even though it was real.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rumour has it one of the show's producers thought his accent was fake and Niles' was real.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What show is this!

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Darude Sandstorm - The Nanny, probably.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The Nanny

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I read them all on their voices.

11 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 4

Yup

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Best scene from the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82NuUC8WBko&index=1&list=FLZzJDeOpHDyucvYncIKJBJA

11 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I just watched this episode yesterday. It had been too long since I'd watched The Nanny.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh my god. I never caught joke that until now lol

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

And then he bed her, then they had a kid together who will be enough to make up for all those years hes taken shots at her

11 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 2

For then his shots were fired differently. Not so satisfying but dmhs.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

What? I just knew they finally gave in and starting sexing each other not that they had a kid! Damn that is going to be one sassy brat.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I bet he continued taking shots at her. If ya know what I mean...

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That is exactly what I think they meant

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PLEASE INDICATE SPOILERS............,,,,,

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 13

It's a TV show from 1993, and it's pretty obvious from the start which couples are going to end up together. It's not much of a spoiler.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In case you haven't heard either, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father. Oh and Snape kills Dumbledore.

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

STOP IT!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Bruce Willis is a ghost, Rosebud's a sled, Soylent Green is people, and Finkle is Einhorn

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The aliens are allergic to water.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But who is Keiser Sose?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't Niles end up with C.C. at the end of the final episode?

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

yes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some women can't live without the burn.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes,

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Niles WAS the show. Now imagine a show with Niles and Geoffrey as butlers. Sass to the max!

11 years ago | Likes 362 Dislikes 0

They could call it Butting Heads.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

FUND IT

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a tag team!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Benson. Don't forget Benson (unless you're not old enough to know who he was)

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

and mr belvedere

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And Jeeves.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Well hell, let's throw Jarvis in. Someone make a movie about the Butlers snarkily saving the world very condescendingly.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"come on, we can fit more butlers in." - She

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn it, I dont remember that but now I have a new "butler is a sassy dick show" to find. Thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ain't cleanin' that up

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"My mother always said 'Son, you gotta look the devil straight in the eye, you can't wrestle him to the ground if you can't see him' 1/2

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 *house shakes* MY MOTHER WAS CRAZY, A TOTAL NUTCASE, WHOLE STREET KNEW IT" probably fucked that up but can't find just that scene on YT.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I loved that episode here he outsmarted Data and ended up getting out of the Holodeck.

11 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

A fine episode. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fine episode. +1

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was waiting to see if anyone referenced that. Bravo, good sir!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Captain, are you here wasting time on imgur instead of patrolling the neutral zone?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the internet Pa"trolling", I'm afraid.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reference on point, but he technically was still inside the holodeck.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Double Technically: He got out when Barclay transferred his program into the external virtual Holodeck to live out his days virtually.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes but he thinks he actually was photons and forcefields made real, not just given a limitless virtual playground.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but the question is whether you would consider that "getting out of the holodeck", even though you're going into another one.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh Niles, you sassy son of a bitch, I love you.

11 years ago | Likes 2012 Dislikes 1

Sass levels oblver 9000

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy 2000 upvotes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*bows*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

loved him. My other fave was Rosario on Will and Grace.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Rosario yes!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This man made me laugh so much. I loved this show.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This bastard was the reason I watched the show! So much sass!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 1

as well!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally just missed the fact that you said "sass" and thought you were freaking out about all his ass...

11 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I want to believe all butlers aspire to his sass level.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Best butler out there, Alfred Pennyworth. The man who raised Batman and punched Superman's face in

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Love that sequence. And the sass at the end...oh man.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"There was nothing left to save"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I really wanted Batman to perk up and 'yoooooo' when he said that.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

holy shit

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I remember a flashback in "The Batman" TV series where Alfred made a promise to always be there for Bruce after the Wayne family died.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I am not ashamed of how much I love this show

11 years ago | Likes 609 Dislikes 3

I may or may not have known most of the burns by heart...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same. I still stop what I'm doing when there are reruns on.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

best show ever.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't care for it, but compared to a certain Disney show that ripped it off, it was Shakespeare.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm with you sista. Or mista. Or Ninja. Whatever you prefer.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

People identify as ninjas now? I approve.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0