One. Thick. Coat.

Jun 12, 2023 6:15 PM

Peekari

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MV Edit: Send me 40k lewds. Bonus points for Nurgle themed ones!

3 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 2

THICC paint

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's art.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My guy, are you OK? :D

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

*rocking back and forth* More nuln oil, more nuln oil . . .

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

ssh, shhh. it's OK. You can do an oil wash if you feel like it. sh-sh-sh-sh... everything's going to be OK...

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Everything about this has made me absolutely furious. Well played

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This would be funnier if I didn't still have trauma over how much those models cost

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs

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"This isn't a few eggs. The chickens are all dead. The coop is on fire. The barn is full of Tyranids. And I think my wife may be a filthy xenos scum!"

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You can tell this is a talented artist screwing around. The finished product looks oddly beautiful.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did my landlord paint this??

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i feel physical pain

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At some point I was strangely believing that it would actually turn out nice due to a trick at the end but then completely lost it during the uglyshot when I when I saw the Decal GLUED to the figure with the Backing still on. My first and so far only Model I did ( part of an 1:16 RC Tank Model: /a/o8fKjSs ) :

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's very nice!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the first model you've ever painted? Have you experience painting in other media? It's a super result.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First Figure with Paint Brushes? Yes. First Model in General? No... I normally do Tank Models which are better done with an Airbrush Pistol soooo... I would argue this still counting as my first due to the difference in both the Medium and the Tools 😁 Here's a pic of my entirely Scratch 3D Printed 1:16 RC E-100 in for reference:

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

IT IS A GOOD PAIN!!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOM

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please, no more kicking!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES! THE COWARDS!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'The final presentation is surprisingly better than I was expecting' - Picasso

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How did you get some amazing video of my painting minis????

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Knowing the cost of GW minis, that's a $40k joke video

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Did it in some paint thinner?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(drug addict) you got the stuff (dealer) yeah man... *opens coat revealing crack, cocaine, etc* (addict) wtf is this!? I don't want that pussy shit! I want the GOOD shit! The EXPENSIVE shit! (dealer) oh man, .. ok, but it gonna cost ya *opens up other side of coat where all the minatures paints are* (addict) yeah.. yeah, set me up with some of that silver! omg! *Snifff.... SNNIIIFFFF* YEAH! SO GOOD! (dealer) go easy, man! I already lost 2 customers this week to that shit!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

A space marine is roughly $10 bucks a dude.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ten dollar bucks.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

$10? You mean I can't just walk into a GW store, tell the clerk I want to practice my painting, and walk out with a handful of Intercessors?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That woosh-ing sound you just heard was the joke, passing far above your head

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It wasn't a very good joke. Someone makes that same joke on every Warhammer post, ever. Just thought I'd take the opportunity to educate.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sorry, what cost $40k?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Leviathan in Aus

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I laugh at it while completely ignoring that my plastic airplanes and tanks are more often then not more expensive than GW's kits =_=

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Love the eyes.

3 years ago | Likes 399 Dislikes 2

You can tell this is accurate because the Corax White is a congealed mess of pasty sadness and wasted money.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I got back into painting D&D figures - I realized that when they're on the table none of us old people can see that level of detail any longer. So a simple white dot for the eye works.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly not sure if it's eyes or eye

3 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

the Sonic fandom approves

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Awww, They’re Winking.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Leela?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When did they add He-Man to Warhammer? Seems OP.

3 years ago | Likes 388 Dislikes 1

Imperial Fist-O?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shortly after they added sylvester stallone

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's Greg

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The planet broke before Castle Greyskull did.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"By the power of Emperor-Skull, I HAVE THE POWER!!"

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

Khorne accepts all forms of skulls. Join today and download the app to start collecting rewards points today!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He had a universe hopping adventure.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

"And keep your foot off that blasted samoflange!" "What the Fuck is a samoflange?"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is such nonsense. Everyone knows they'd wrestle in greek oil. And Teela and Cheetara would be standing on the sideline biting their lip.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

One lip, between the two of them.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Panthro's lip.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Nurgle-themed 40k lewds"

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I simply want to see if they exist, as per rule34

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

They exist. I refuse to elaborate.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Another fact I'll never unknow!

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I've seen worse.

3 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 4

Thanks for singling me out!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've painted worse. One that somehow remained sticky for 7 years. I hated it.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the starship model I finished, looked great, and then sealed with spray varnish. Turns out instead of varnish, I'd reached for the can of spray glue.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've definitely painted worse

3 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Same

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3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Better than 100 layers of 'Ardcoat.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It has 3 colors, it is table ready.

3 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

I'm laughing so hard I can barely click the upvote button.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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Careful! That's a genuine Duncan Rhodes piece!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@RavingIrradiator213 is this why you won’t let me work on miniatures? You think it will be like this?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's how my first miniatures turned out back in the day! I'd be happy to have you paint with me though. We can get you a set

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think it would be fun to try.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I demand an update!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0