At some point I was strangely believing that it would actually turn out nice due to a trick at the end but then completely lost it during the uglyshot when I when I saw the Decal GLUED to the figure with the Backing still on. My first and so far only Model I did ( part of an 1:16 RC Tank Model: /a/o8fKjSs ) :
First Figure with Paint Brushes? Yes. First Model in General? No... I normally do Tank Models which are better done with an Airbrush Pistol soooo... I would argue this still counting as my first due to the difference in both the Medium and the Tools đ Here's a pic of my entirely Scratch 3D Printed 1:16 RC E-100 in for reference:
(drug addict) you got the stuff (dealer) yeah man... *opens coat revealing crack, cocaine, etc* (addict) wtf is this!? I don't want that pussy shit! I want the GOOD shit! The EXPENSIVE shit! (dealer) oh man, .. ok, but it gonna cost ya *opens up other side of coat where all the minatures paints are* (addict) yeah.. yeah, set me up with some of that silver! omg! *Snifff.... SNNIIIFFFF* YEAH! SO GOOD! (dealer) go easy, man! I already lost 2 customers this week to that shit!
I got back into painting D&D figures - I realized that when they're on the table none of us old people can see that level of detail any longer. So a simple white dot for the eye works.
Reminds me of the starship model I finished, looked great, and then sealed with spray varnish. Turns out instead of varnish, I'd reached for the can of spray glue.
NeverEnoughFoxes
TimmyTimm
THICC paint
ArcherShoutingLana
That's art.
VitaminJay
My guy, are you OK? :D
Peekari
*rocking back and forth* More nuln oil, more nuln oil . . .
VitaminJay
ssh, shhh. it's OK. You can do an oil wash if you feel like it. sh-sh-sh-sh... everything's going to be OK...
CamWeBeFriends
celvin6911
Everything about this has made me absolutely furious. Well played
Fastjack2056
This would be funnier if I didn't still have trauma over how much those models cost
Peekari
You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs
KismetCrew
InnsmouthTourist
"This isn't a few eggs. The chickens are all dead. The coop is on fire. The barn is full of Tyranids. And I think my wife may be a filthy xenos scum!"
PlayerBhatin
You can tell this is a talented artist screwing around. The finished product looks oddly beautiful.
Maethalion
Did my landlord paint this??
RHodeidra
i feel physical pain
Durahl
At some point I was strangely believing that it would actually turn out nice due to a trick at the end but then completely lost it during the uglyshot when I when I saw the Decal GLUED to the figure with the Backing still on. My first and so far only Model I did ( part of an 1:16 RC Tank Model: /a/o8fKjSs ) :
Kazeite
That's very nice!
MrE158
That's the first model you've ever painted? Have you experience painting in other media? It's a super result.
Durahl
First Figure with Paint Brushes? Yes. First Model in General? No... I normally do Tank Models which are better done with an Airbrush Pistol soooo... I would argue this still counting as my first due to the difference in both the Medium and the Tools đ Here's a pic of my entirely Scratch 3D Printed 1:16 RC E-100 in for reference:
Farzhad
I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME
jesusisherelookbusy
IT IS A GOOD PAIN!!
HitandRyan
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!
Aelthanion
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOM
jesusisherelookbusy
Please, no more kicking!
Aelthanion
OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES! THE COWARDS!
Twinklepot
'The final presentation is surprisingly better than I was expecting' - Picasso
SomeDetroitGuy
How did you get some amazing video of my painting minis????
nopost
Knowing the cost of GW minis, that's a $40k joke video
NiceGreenArrows
Did it in some paint thinner?
sadurdaynight
(drug addict) you got the stuff (dealer) yeah man... *opens coat revealing crack, cocaine, etc* (addict) wtf is this!? I don't want that pussy shit! I want the GOOD shit! The EXPENSIVE shit! (dealer) oh man, .. ok, but it gonna cost ya *opens up other side of coat where all the minatures paints are* (addict) yeah.. yeah, set me up with some of that silver! omg! *Snifff.... SNNIIIFFFF* YEAH! SO GOOD! (dealer) go easy, man! I already lost 2 customers this week to that shit!
srsfaceI8C
A space marine is roughly $10 bucks a dude.
LoopStricken
Ten dollar bucks.
TheDarkNerd
$10? You mean I can't just walk into a GW store, tell the clerk I want to practice my painting, and walk out with a handful of Intercessors?
nopost
That woosh-ing sound you just heard was the joke, passing far above your head
srsfaceI8C
It wasn't a very good joke. Someone makes that same joke on every Warhammer post, ever. Just thought I'd take the opportunity to educate.
HodgePodgekin
Sorry, what cost $40k?
Peekari
Leviathan in Aus
swedeonamoose
I laugh at it while completely ignoring that my plastic airplanes and tanks are more often then not more expensive than GW's kits =_=
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Love the eyes.
Farzhad
You can tell this is accurate because the Corax White is a congealed mess of pasty sadness and wasted money.
Starfury42
I got back into painting D&D figures - I realized that when they're on the table none of us old people can see that level of detail any longer. So a simple white dot for the eye works.
Peekari
Honestly not sure if it's eyes or eye
TheMouseOfMadness
the Sonic fandom approves
squirrellbot
Awww, Theyâre Winking.
kahooki
KingMCG
Leela?
volkheath
When did they add He-Man to Warhammer? Seems OP.
MRDOne
Imperial Fist-O?
RPCharImages
Shortly after they added sylvester stallone
RightToUpvote
That's Greg
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
The planet broke before Castle Greyskull did.
thekeyofe
"By the power of Emperor-Skull, I HAVE THE POWER!!"
doubledeckerturbowagon
Khorne accepts all forms of skulls. Join today and download the app to start collecting rewards points today!
aPokal
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
"And keep your foot off that blasted samoflange!" "What the Fuck is a samoflange?"
PerpetuityPhoto
This is such nonsense. Everyone knows they'd wrestle in greek oil. And Teela and Cheetara would be standing on the sideline biting their lip.
ChazzK
One lip, between the two of them.
LoopStricken
Panthro's lip.
CrisprCAS
"Nurgle-themed 40k lewds"
Peekari
I simply want to see if they exist, as per rule34
NakedCyclops
They exist. I refuse to elaborate.
Peekari
kongfuchicken
Another fact I'll never unknow!
CrisprCAS
jessemillertech
evilgendo
redpandabanana
JestersWing
ScourgeOfAges
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
https://youtu.be/UbTiPEPJtgA
DannyWhizbang
I've seen worse.
MaybeFuckYourself
Thanks for singling me out!
GrowinWildontheFunnyFarm
I've painted worse. One that somehow remained sticky for 7 years. I hated it.
WeirdoIIC
Reminds me of the starship model I finished, looked great, and then sealed with spray varnish. Turns out instead of varnish, I'd reached for the can of spray glue.
ManyCatMan
I've definitely painted worse
5Toner
Same
evildude344
Peekari
CrisprCAS
Better than 100 layers of 'Ardcoat.
FlatPlutoSociety
Peekari
https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/IMG_4322-1024x1005.jpg
TheDudeanator
It has 3 colors, it is table ready.
mendrak
I'm laughing so hard I can barely click the upvote button.
Avenkal19
SaintCody
TychoTheMad
Careful! That's a genuine Duncan Rhodes piece!
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
@RavingIrradiator213 is this why you wonât let me work on miniatures? You think it will be like this?
RavingIrradiator213
That's how my first miniatures turned out back in the day! I'd be happy to have you paint with me though. We can get you a set
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
I think it would be fun to try.
Peekari
I demand an update!
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
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