GuillermyPiel9
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May 2, 2017 7:13 PM
GuillermyPiel9
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NorthenEnglishman
http://imgur.com/UmXlWDo
SGRogers
Where do you think we are?
Freskitah
What if you sit on it naked. I want one..
whathappensifichangethistext
Dude. Can't sit there until the paint dries, silly
Mystupidpictures
That paint isn't dry yet
FunkBrother
The table is cool and all, but owning one would drive me nuts.
johntsam
@neferneferuaten Εντάξει πολύ καλο
neferneferuaten
That escalated quickly
TheHeathLedger
I give it 0 stars. Can't even murder someone on that table without leaving evidence
SwimLikeABanana
What if you were sat at it by yourself, then all of a sudden there another print appears right next to you. But no ones there.
vintagebroad
I don't want to know the size of my ass.
Jmankjp
Whatever, this table would be too expensive for my poor ass, I'm on a thrift store budget
skippi99r
thats a good title
hadji
"cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff"
Dimind
Comment.
Enterwittyandfunnyandexpletivedeletednamehere
Reply.
FatherChi
foxydelaware
Hyper-color returns!!!! Muahahahaaa - the 90's
johntsam
@Gkari11
Gkari11
Hahaha this escalated quickly????????
jmulderr
Imagine farting while sitting at that table.
MuFugginFudge
And seeing the color leak out from under your legs
Mumalot
Imagine how fun this would be to clean... use hot water and start doodling stuff. It's like writing on a perpetual dirty car.
StTriniansHeadBoy
They went to those places. All my mind did was repeat "boobs, boobs, boobs" over and over again.
Veggisaurus
I'd make that thing glow.
gabiinunderland
I immediately thought about fucking on this table.
muknathal360
This is completely useless.
jlist
But fun, too, somehow
Snooj
Or tiny footprints appeared on it and slowly moved toward you. No matter where you were in the room.
Hybris51129
Sounds like another F.E.A.R sequel.
OfficialNipples
Or imagine there are imprints but then you realize- you haven't got a table!
LightningMcQueef
Where can I get this paint in furniture-size quantities? I only see little hobby bottles for sale.
4shizzlemynizzle
diddly doddly
REDF0RMANSF00T
Let's take a moment to talk about that username...also, I do crossfit.
The1WhoMemes
I'm guessing you also only use things that are"organic"
TheGreatVape
I vape
YourWaifuIsTrash
GerberLegalTeam
"Honey I'm home, oh looks like paul came by and brought my tools back." *sees table* "Hey... honey?"
Zobaken
Not only he came by, but also across and into.
ArkansasJackHammer
There it is! Immediately thought of that.
samsonguy920
Looks like she was wearing shorts. Think he was going up a leghole?
kastrullen54
Great minds think alike
buttdestroyer
I kind of wish that happened to me. It would make things much more interesting.
ThePsychoanalyst
to date a girl and realized she left balls and dick shades on the bench??
buttdestroyer
Well it would make things a lot more interesting and at least there would be a story.
ThePsychoanalyst
You always see the good side of life, don't you??
buttdestroyer
No, I'm actually a pessimist, but I like adventures. I wouldn't fuck a girl like that, but I would definitely like to hear her story.
ThePsychoanalyst
Mhm, you always wouldnt fuck a girl like that, but would definettely like to hear her story cuz u're a pessimists, don't you?
DoktorLurker
Or the girl you just started dating gets up and you see an imprint of balls.
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Not surprised, it takes balls to date me! ;D Wait what?
aceebro
/a/oBGju
azbulltj
Must be below a 3 crazy and above an 8 hot.
Nightcaste
Ackbar.gif
DoktorLurker
Thank you. Sort of.
REDF0RMANSF00T
It's ok. I didn't plan on sleeping at all tonight.
DoktorLurker
I doubt she'd let you anyway ;)
Darkspire
*shrieks in horror*
MidvalleytheHornfreak
Woah now. No need to scare us that bad.
iConfirmAnythingAndEverything
Scar us*
OddOod
Taste the transphobia
DoktorLurker
Fear? Or hope?
OddOod
There is a weirdly fine line between hate and love.
DoktorLurker
The two are not mutually exclusive.
VulpesIncendium
TinySnek
H-hawt.
DoktorLurker
Oh, you have met her then?
vegivamp
Whelp. Now I'm wondering if that's got a source.
likuidlightning
No. It just magically appeared on the internet to arouse you.
HulkHooligan
You're my favourite kind of person
DoktorLurker
Seriously? Not even one Admiral Akbar meme???
usernamechangeswillnotbedaved
Phrasing are we not doing that anymore? Lannaaaa Lanna hey Lanna ,,,,danger zone.
v3rmilion
Fucking score!
TrashRemastered
Fine with me.
Executor32
Seventhed!
TenrouIsland
Same here
PourMollyWaterInMySocks
Me too!!
DoktorLurker
Good!
DoesItDo
Username checks out
wo1fie
Forward me those traps please
MisterWho
Must go deeper
DoktorLurker
She can!
LordeismyCommanderShepard
The1WhoMemes
ObviousInPhysicalForm
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zzztgot
Zasep
Donkey Dong
tangowolf
I'm pretty sure it's Dankey Kang.
MasterGed
Holy shit, I died. My eyes hurt and my stomach wants to exolode...fuck you have an updoot
AParticularlyAverageWank
brb getting a necromancer for you
MasterGed
Necrodancer*
kempper
DoktorLurker
Neumann.....
zeaga
I'm ok with this
Jocke
Yeah, balls are hot.. (thermodynamicly speaking)
BerryTreat
The balls are located outside the body to keep them cooler than body temperature.
FormerRoustabout
At body temperature the sperm would be too warm and become damaged or killed
Falos
This comment is nothing but me whining about how balls get warm and sweaty and uncirculated and are kilts popular yet fuck it buying a skirt
Falos
If you're unfolding this you can probably also handle knowing I'm at the edge of my seat for the sole purpose of dangling 'em in the air.
TheGreyReality
ok satan that's enough
knuttsakjones
TunkkisOfFinland
ApprehensiveBattle
eggnun
Nothing wrong with feminine penis.
lindatwoboobsbelcher
Katabare
Shit, plan foiled. ABORT. ABORT.
Buckbeak1486
I would love her even more!
TheBurritoConfederacy
Of course this would be the top comment.
DoktorLurker
I don't get it either.
theartofmath
You'd need to sit with super spread legs and have it be like 140 just to have your balls touch the seat though.
Ireallylikebigdogs
That highle depends on your balls
mosephus80
You win
AnythingMuchShorter
Dont jump to conclusions, she could just have really big, long, droopy labia.
Dale1416
samsonguy920
Or you put your hands on her hand imprints for giggles, only to find her hands are bigger than yours.
coloneljack1234
http://m.imgur.com/LBi0OaE?r
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
That's kinda hot!
Cgull47
Her balls? Or some dude forget his in her?
DoktorLurker
Either way, it's a bad sign.
inmat
"Did I leave the oven on? ... Did I forget my balls? Damnit."
TheBlackVan
Wouldn't that still be HIS balls?
Seafood69
Triggered.
TheDudeSkywalker
Go on...
iamonlyhereforyoupeople
This is pretty much the comment I expected imgur to make. Well did sir.
BeatingTheDeadWhores
DoktorLurker
OH MY GOD THANK YOU FOR THIS. I've been waiting. I'm surprised it took this long!
771058
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RamblingClam
haha. balls.
Barkley1987
Giggity.
khalimwu
Two types...there are two types of people.
DoktorLurker
Apparently there are at least three...
melekoftd
Did you just assume my gender for this day of the week?
DoktorLurker
Maybe there's four....
TeamOneE
johntsam
@neferneferuaten
jonigod24HUN
sir you owm me an energy drink
moraismeep
Now you have me wondering if labial lip impressions could look the same as testes since, roughly, the lips are just ball-less testes.
DoktorLurker
One would look like a smile, the other like two big eyes
SirDistic
Not a dealbreaker for some.
DoktorLurker
True.
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SirDistic
I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a "homosexual" to be attracted to MtF Transgender women.
KobeBurger
https://cdn2.omidoo.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/full_width/images/bydate/201502/agrred.png
BannedAdviceForLife
I would like you to elaborate, or are you homophobic and/or transphobic?
zeaga
Would you be attracted to a man with a vagina? Not everything is black and white.
TheDuke0fHazzard
BlackWolfLeon
Perfect use. +1
PaddyOLatern
I concur +1 to you both
BlackWolfLeon
Have one as well :]
KnightOwl23
Imagine your friend owned that table and you put your dick on it.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
"That's all you got?"
oldm8foxhound
If any of my friends owned the table there would be no imagine.
thatfoxearedasshole
That's why we can't have nice things around here
PleaseLeave
Just sit on the dick imprint if you dont want to g et caught
fudgestripes
Didn't know he owned a microscope.
ratpatoot1e
How are you the only person who replied with a small dick joke, is this not Imgur?
CodeIsLoveCodeIsLife
Bruhhhh I was thinking the same thing.
reid2048
Dude, did you cum on my table? *Sips coffee*
stevegoodsex
You lost me at "imagine your friend"
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Same bud... same...
TheBritfag
Dead what I was thinking. Slap me rod on the table, press it down and wait for the reflection. Fuck off back to home and wait for that phone
TachyonCode
I now want a shotglass made of whatever that table is.
IdRatherBeSkateboarding
Directions unclear, got dick stuck in ceiling fan
Flexpert
And then you quickly take your dick off but the mark doesn't go away and your friend comes into the room...
TGIBallsWorth
Mushroom stamp of approval
firstnationhombre
On the friend? While the table watches?
Atomsk
Imagine your dick leaving no imprints...
SonderingStrike
"I definitely did nor rub my penis all over your table"
palmoftheflamingtiger
Step Brothers references incoming
afartnSpartan
Serves him right for putting his balls on my drumset.
ZOMGNO
I'm a chick, and I'd definitely put my boobs on it, so I can't see why any guy wouldn't instantly flop his dick on to it
DialgaTheTimeLord
As a trans girl, I can do both :)
ZOMGNO
Then I highly recommend you rush out to buy this paint for your friend's houses!
DialgaTheTimeLord
implying i have friends
ZOMGNO
http://www.bakadesuyo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/how-to-make-friends-as-an-adult.jpg