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iBirch
May 30, 2017 5:24 AM
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Lolmarty
Or maybe it's Mandelbirch?
redditadmin
Lawsuit.
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
Looks like a Chinese knock off. If you look closely you'll see the logo is missing the bite hole. This is probably an aBirch or iBrich.
jathi
You sell that tree to apple right now!!
CerealFirstOrWaterFirst
iTree
TheLordofMelons
That will be twenty bazillion dollars. Throw in an extra million and we'll give you the leaves.
Azraelgargoyle
Doesn't have a headphone jack or a charger or a screen - must be the new iPhone!
SlapMyBirchUp
you gotta keep a slice of that.
ImJustHereToDownvoteSelfies
That tree now costs about $10000
CanijoZac
That three cost 150% more than other trees that are just as good, maybe better
BoatyMcboatfaceMcGee
It will run out of oxygen really fast.
thenamenooneknows
I’d buy a slice!!
xiaocorgi
Careful not to get sued
KennyBlankenshipandVicRomano
Prepare to be sued in 3...2...1...
Parrila9
Love android .
busted88
They are really struggling to come up with new products since Jobs died.
darthbiscuit
That'll be 75,000 dollars please
ishotjfktwice
It's okay He's with Steve jobs now
DownVotePolitics
Now that will be 600 dollars per plank
IMakeGifsLookGood
Apples new products are really branching out.
bbueller
The apple dudn't fall far from the tree
Whoamioooooo
If you only spelled didn't correctly this comment would be solid gold.
thxph
Instead, it's a dud!
Whoamioooooo
^This though, this is gold.
detour512
I wanted to buy some Birch logs as decorations for our fireplace, $80. Nevermind winter's over...
HolyOldMackinaw
I can sell you some birch logs if you want lol. Shipping might be a bitch though
jumpstream
Birch please
DragonBallReferenceGIF
No leaves. If you need oxygen, you buy a scuba tank . It's that simple.
horseaddict
Isn't that a banana on the right side of the last pic?
Nulap
I saw that one too, they probably just use that one to show scale.
jhor
That's an Apple tree.
Donutapplepie
Oxygen not included*
Fightheader
Birch I think
hesscolin
Low hanging fruit
Spikelf
IBirtch 7s actually
MirtoLegrand
^this
RonaldUlyssesSwansonIsMySpiritAnimal
You need a special adapter to plug in the roots
YourLocalSnitch
$3900 not including leaves
Saelixia
They made leaves wireless. 300$ per pair
Fivemachinesinjapanese
Used to have knots but they removed them in the latest version
ThatShiftyMonkey
courage