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Jul 16, 2020 12:56 AM
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jsi8
AtsaMattaForMe
WittyIshUsername
Jjajr
Plot twist: You ate McDonalds.
TupacAintDead
ArsenalThePhoenix
not gonna lie, they had me in the first half
TheMayorOfTittyCity
1) That didn't happen and 2) It's Mcdonalds. The stuff is already made, they just stack it, wrap it, and but it in a bad. It takes 30seconds
TheMayorOfTittyCity
*put it in a bag, though I feel like they also may do as my initial comment read
OhioLion
Are all these white SUV’s a glitch in the matrix?
DaisyfromDownunder
Queues don't work like this
WitchIrkalla
Legofkan1
You missed a chance to change someones mind to a better state.
skellington01
Would’ve been cooler to just pay for her. @MrPuckett would’ve been proud. Let’s leave the world better than we found it
Madderrs
I did this last year. We were “merging” the two drive-thru lanes and the other lane accused me of “cutting” so I paid for her food and left
skellington01
That’s awesome.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
Honestly depends how long you took to order
Tangentbordskrigare
BuddyTheAlion
I literally just watched a video that had this same story.
Zeeshie
If you're gonna share a bullshit story, share a believable one. Bet Obama was there too. Did he clap?
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Yeah. Clapping his cheeks on that dick
Zeeshie
Standard Obama
tbrdie
How does that work? You order and pay on the same window then you move up. You cant have her order paid when she hasnt done it yet
crumblybutgood
PinkEater
Yeah, I don't either but I still liked it.
blipblow
Would he even get the receipt?
flerdaflerpflerps
Wife and i pay for food separately to keep fun money in order. Went to a drive thru and was told the car in front of us payed for my meal
flerdaflerpflerps
Then she looked at my wife and said "your total is 9.41$"
BNabs
I've seen this story reposted on possibly every single social media platform under a thousand different names
Buttholedestroyer69
They're just gonna take their frustration out on the fast food workers
kodudScifiSmuggler
How do you pay for someone's food when they're behind you and have not ordered yet by the time you're method of payment has been returned?
igivetheinternets
Because this is fake
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Isn't there normally a one or two car gap between the order mic and the pay window?
streetfightingeasterbunny
alfmeister6227
How wonderfully wicked.
csobs
How did he get the receipt for her food before she ordered? Bullshit, that’s how.
BoopedYourSnoot
If you don't live in a tiny Podunk town, the drive thrus are huge and can accommodate about 5 cars between when you order and when you pay.
BoopedYourSnoot
Even though I don't think this actually happened and it's just a joke, it's entirely plausible that it could happen.
csobs
I live in a Podunk town
SillyWits
I feel bad for the workers
dylandHero
John20012
rocklemycockle
I feel bad for the employees. They're the ones who will endure the wrath.
maninthedarkness
Exactly. Don't do this. Retribution can hit other people more than those you want it to. Better to just not give people like that lady the >
maninthedarkness
> attention they really are seeking. Leave them deflated.
Chomplified
As someone who works in customer service, this is the first thing I thought of
GrayFish
We not gonna talk about the 6 white SUV matrix glitch?
sjs260563
Karen mobile
ScroopyNoopers0
Ya when I saw the pic I thought it was going to be part of this story.
OldWolfe
This is Karen country
Blank1612
Does it say something about people who go to McDonald's in the morning? Who knows!
Flapjackal
The suburban mom scenario.
nonamejanie
That’s all I could see.
Popohans
Big car strong. Small car weak.
MattMeier
Or mr.Robot glitch
EllEzDee
Hardly special. Suburban anywhere, it's the norm. (husband) Buy SUV, take kids to school, drive around and park obnoxiously. Rinse, repeat.
djFRANKFURTER
Right to left; Jeep Grand Cherokee, Acura MDX, Toyota RAV4, RAV4, Dodge Journey, Volkswagen Tiguan... not that anyone is wondering
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Are you sure they're not the same make, model, and production run?
THEmichaelscarn12
HelloImAnyGuy
Stealing this
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
I counted 12 white cars in an in n out line once.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Nothing wrong with a white car (especially for fleet vehicles), it's the line of identical SUVs that's got us trippin
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
Not saying there’s anything wrong. They’re not identical though if you look closely. ;)
jj999124
Its a safe design that sells to a huge market. Dosent matter the badge theyre all the same. People cant get enough suvs unfortunately
erelyes
Not safe to others unfortunately
Newlyof
I tired to explain that to my friend who bought one when she had a brand new baby. She bought it to feel more protected,
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Safe as in car crash safe or safe as in low risk high return market safe?
jj999124
Low risk high return.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Gotcha
Woruw
I hate SUVs. We want to reduce emissions buds !
Woruw
I live in an old spanish town, billions of weird narrow streets and very limited parking space, and still somehow people goes for the SUV.
1992BMW525i
My MIL has horrible knees from a botched surgery. She can't get in a sedan comfortably so her Rav4 is perfect. SUVs make sense for some.
fredh67
Yeah, my parents really should get one. They've always hated them, but got one for a rental and it helped a lot - still won't buy one.
JakSandrow
I want a sedan - just something to get me from A to B. But I'm 6'5" and there are no cars in my size.
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SenOfFiveTails
I mean my dad's 6'4" and fits comfortably in his Mazda 3 which is a hatchback. There are definitely tall people options that aren't SUV/CUVs
fredh67
I'm 5'11" and last time I went car hunting the first one I sat in was a Mazda3. Immediately got out like "nope." Is your dad a toothpick?
Andyb87
doingitwrong
Yeah she did luckily
TicoGuy
I love the taste of the McPetty
PhotoAwp
I mean...it is Mcdonalds. it pretty much all tastes the same anyways.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
Like trash. Last time I had it was years ago. I was drunk and took one bite of a cheeseburger and spit that shit out so fast.
CanadianCobraChicken
You're not wrong...
doingitwrong
Hes not right either