Luimoin
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I don't know what I had done to the delivery girl in the past but must have been something really awful. FP edit: First time on the first page! Send pizza picks and nudes!
imAUser
Heartbreaking
peanutbutterinmyveins
Did 2 month exchange in Finland. Ordered 2 pizzas and some chips while hungover; 40 fucking euros.
shorr
Went for chain places then ;)
riicochet
As a former pizza delivery guy, I would kill that driver.
isrslydunnoman
as an occasional female d driver, this is one of my biggest fears
yakuzzzzza
you didnt order the pizza taco?
CloseupCaptionReaction
I read "pizza dicks"
PMMeYOURBoobsPlz
Oh, that's my fault. We slept together for a while and I told her my name was @Luimoin . Sorry
Luimoin
Ohhh! No wonder! Thanks for the info :)
Saustino
I delivered pizza back when I was 19yo and it was a somewhat regular occurrence for people to answer the door naked/in underwear, they would
Saustino
Crack the door just enough to slide me the money and insist I turn the entire pizza box on its side to slide it through the cracked door.
Saustino
Me being a 19yo and not caring, I never told them that this is going to completely mess up your pizza.
DataBender
Just looks she doesn't know how to drive
Luimoin
What sort of spaceship do you think she was driving?
DataBender
A skoda, BMW or Volkswagen. Knowing my people.
Rectunator
Otan osaa. :(
Drzoidboig
Please explain the topping situation here.
segriffka73
No none pizza with left beef?
Metalhead47
Still would. And lick the box clean.
diregamer
Father of four, we would all eat it without question.
TedBuckley
Heeeeeeeeey. I said this in the bar last night.
WouldYouNot
Maybe she had a little crash and was too embarassed to tell
thehoesenone
Did you Finnish it?
doesntmatter
He stuffed himself like a Soumi Wrestler
thehoesenone
If he keeps this up, he will need a lapland surgery.
Experimentalist
Scarier thought: This is caused by how she drives. Imagine how the other motorists must have felt.
MrRobSteel
Or picked up the pizzas sideways. But yeah, my guess would be she stopped way to hard at some point.
VodkaReindeer
"oh, look at me, I can afford to order from Kotipizza"
MonsterRooster
"Oh, look at me, I can afford to eat pizza"
nanyatenyaa
What's a kotipizza?
TheOriginalFinnishBastard
Most expensive place to eat in Finland.
papersheets
Didn't understand the sarcasm, thought pizza was in fact flung from America to finland via hurricane
whitevfute
Did she carry them under her arm? Wtf
TheBirthdaySkeleton
Yup! I worked at a pizza place in my teens and probably 1 in 5 new hires would do this. Dunno why people think the pizza will stay in place?
cringeypingey
They work at a pizza place... low iq
Mendeleyev1
Can confirm. Saw new hires do this as well.
USPS
she carried them bitches like a briefcase
rinkisu
I swear I could faintly hear TAPS being played in the distance somewhere. RIP your pizza.
Luimoin
Fortunately we only paid $50 for them 2 pizzas
rinkisu
$50 bucks?! what the heckkkkkk, that's expensive!
bigbrothersbinary
I've paid more for pizza in Canada. Premium pizza, has a premium cost.
Luimoin
This is suppose to be the high-end place here in Finland. Gotta say, they seem very unique
CirB
Time to complain. And if that doesn't help, spread out the name of the place.
avail1987
Based on the mayo, is it somewhere in northern Finland? I'd guess if you bought 3 pizzas it would've been cheaper, as they wouldn't charge..
avail1987
...the delivery. That't the case at least where I live. It's shit.
trilliar
Viiskymppiä on iiiiihan liikaa. Turussa on artesaanijäbä, kulkee oman uuninsa kanssa, kaks pitsaa on max kolmekymppiä. 7/5 would recommend.
NotMe831
KEBAB PIZZA
messmor
Kebab pizza?
Yomommashouse
Yeah, I'll have a fistful of pizza.
BoobsAndGifs
NaturalbornChemist
Naldor
Thank you :D
Kingofthekek
I F I F L I P T H E P I Z Z A S M R A Z I Z W I L L F L I P O U T
bawjaws2000
The only explanation is that you ordered 2 pizzas with pineapple. This is an appropriate response.
SirJackway
"But Chef, I thought we were only meant to beat the dough before the pizza is complete!?"
SirJackway
Some would say messed up pizza, others would say attempted Calzoni
AgamemnonsMemes
Just roll it into a tube and start eating, what you too fancy or something?
MeanMistahMustahd
theUniverseMomentum
TheWhiteHouseChiefOfStaff
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Wyatt, we've been over this...
goflyblind
CongratsYouAreHereNow
in italian, an i is like an s and is a pluralizer
SirJackway
There are two calzoni. The real question is, should I have put s on the end of pizza? ... probably
AManWhoWasntThere
The word ends with an e..not a i...
SirJackway
Not unless you are pluralising it, 1=calzone 2+=calzoni
CongratsYouAreHereNow
i didn't mean to call you out for a mistake, i meant to clarify for people like this guy, who would call you out incorrectly
Skittleballs
Plural for pizza in Italian is pizze iirc
SirJackway
See, now there's my real mistake.
Fishticuffs
*There's my real mistaka.
teej4841
PizzaSlutForever
Luimoin
Calzones have changed a lot since the last time I had them
Kira665
As a Spanish speaker, the word 'calzone' fucked me up, cuz it sounds like 'calson' which is slang for underwear
IAmTheBadW01f
I mean, I guess, if you cut a few holes.....
MmmmmSoup
Did you complain
teratrain
no. in finland, unnecessary human interaction is kept to a minimum.
TacosMunchies
Gotta move to Finland.
Lischu
In Finland we complain about food amongst ourselves but never to the server or maybe MAYBE after we already ate.
doesntmatter
It's just the decent thing to do!
RepostStat1sdicks
I understand. I also do not like spit on my food
ImaginationJuice
Yes we do complain but only through the internet if we can. Never to the face.
cringeypingey
Maybe time for a change?
Lischu
Nah. We like it the way it is. Also we don't want to be a burden so if the food is edible we won't complain.
TotallySaneScientist
Here you pay extra for delivery and are expected to tip on top of that, if my pizza came in sub-optimal condition I'd bitch about it.
Lischu
We also pay extra for delivery. We expect perfect condition too but if it's not we just complain online and get depressed. And eat the pizza
TheBreadlord
If it keeps happening you simply stop buying from them or go fetch it yourself.
Lischu
Nah. Complaining online is easier than trying out new things.
SeagullCaesar
Kotipizza?
Luimoin
No comments
LurkerOfDarkness
We'll all take that as a yes.
Lischu
Kotipizza has those odd shaped boxes now?
Sfinski
Kotipizza is the worst. Basic kebab&pizza places rule. Pizzas are bigger and better made as there's not such standard amount of fillings etc
MonsterRooster
The fillings sure as well don't have any standards in those kebab places.
Lischu
Kotipizza is mediocre. The best and worst are those private pizza&kebab places