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Dec 12, 2017 3:45 PM
ThePhantom777
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ddm500
You've been hit by, you've been f***ed by, a smooth criminal!
JSflip
DarkerSavant
Is that considered rape due to the position they have over him?
dustmywets
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
Whole new meaning to “doing time”
MrArchitect
Weird or Wow fact?
nononini
Woird fact!
ProbablyAtWork
The babies wont mind being in their crib.
Supercleverusernameyouwishyouthoughtof
the guards and more info http://wordondastreet.com/meet-the-4-baltimore-prison-guards-impregnated-by-one-gang-leader/
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
First i thought it was that one castle like building we all know but never talk about. You know...
ImmortalAzrael
Thought the same thing.
Ninetails232
From memory he was a very wealthy drug dealer.
caedescorvidus
Black Guerilla Family. Very dangerous people
zam316
Why only put the inmate picture, why not the impregnated CO's?
Supercleverusernameyouwishyouthoughtof
http://wordondastreet.com/meet-the-4-baltimore-prison-guards-impregnated-by-one-gang-leader/ here they are
passbi
His game must be legendary
AoShin
''Weird facts'' - posts 1 fact. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
somedudefromgermany
Somehow looks similar....
Megisto
thanks for specifying that they were females
qyrriqat
Gender identity is complicated enough these days that that's no longer a given, is it?
Niddhoger
Seriously, why are female prison guards in male prisons, and male guards in female prisons?
Lowestscoreever
Gender equality, pal.
Paoloc0mments
Wilsdabeast
yea, from baltimore, a gang was running the prison..shocker
Heuhojimbo
hamhockshortdock
Imgur. Where more people care about the grammar than the fact that THIS IS FUCKING RAPE.
Silverwyvern151
This comes from a foreigner, who only watched Orange is the new black, where they said inmates can't give consent, so he was raped by 4 CO?
zomgshaneanigans
Yes
Aquick20dollars
Yes, but as a male the most the women could be charged with is sexual assault and not rape. Back I’m ~2010 the CDC changed the definition 1
Aquick20dollars
Of rape to being solely penetration, and no longer considered “made to penetrate” as rape. Interesting note on that, if that’s included in
Aquick20dollars
He definition, men reported as many cases as women did of rape. https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/3393442/cdc-rape-numbers
hockeyham
Must've told them they were thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
Dearmeat
one slept with him realised he was fantastic and told the rest
IamTheSherm
Not exactly. https://rollingout.com/2015/07/14/meet-4-female-prison-guards-impregnated-black-guerrilla-family-inmate-tavon-white/amp/
silentwolf1999
I wanna see the pics of the guards
IamTheSherm
https://lockerdome.com/bossip/7853215262719764
Bassaker
All kinda pretty and black. All questions answered?
Geniefromdownunder
Prolly don't...
Geniefromdownunder
Hung like a donkey perhaps?
LurkerOfDarkness
Maybe, or maybe just amazing with whatever he has in his pants.
smoothoprater
Donkey Dong
baronthompson
Na they tend to use lethal injection these days.
gavr1loo
You just won, sir....im crying...
Geniefromdownunder
Took me entirely too long to understand that. I'm at the end of a night shift.
DeadArcadian
The article said that they helped smuggle into the prison and were well paid, so money I guess
HoomanMale
Is his name Bigus Dickus?
assroar7
I’m betting those female guards are some real beauty queens.
pwnedbill
Right? How can you post something like that without pics of the women? That’s just irresponsible.
Bassaker
I looked them up. They fuckable
gavr1loo
2/4 bangable...2 of them.....i rather fuck a dead monkey and jizz on sarah jessica horseface than do them...yeeesh...
Supercleverusernameyouwishyouthoughtof
Link ? I cant find pictures
Bassaker
i found an article 'promising' to show them, but i had to google their names manually look for pix with the perb or his name.
Supercleverusernameyouwishyouthoughtof
ah yes found that when I looked them up http://wordondastreet.com/meet-the-4-baltimore-prison-guards-impregnated-by-one-gang-leader/
Robbann
i expected a plurality of facts here
howstuffworks
Fun fact: "a x b = b x a" is not always true.
howstuffworks
Fun fact #2: Your username is listed as "ROBANN88" to me.
howstuffworks
Fun fact #3: Mantis Shrimp can "snap" so loud that light is produced.
ZekeAbroad
Same
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
Well it's four prison guards, so it's multiple facts.
dontfuqtheworldupohwaityoudid
This was not a fact
Russellstiltskin
Same
cspinasdf
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/four-female-prison-guards-impregnated-by-same-inmate/
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
I feel like the headline should be about the smuggling ring that the bulk of the article is about, but this probably gets more clicks.
cspinasdf
Well most people figure that smuggling rings exist in prison. Four different guards getting knocked up by the same prisoner is more suprisin
CroissantMagnet
of "facts"
texassnake5
Good luck getting child support.
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Why, because he's black?!
pizzapartyhard
Because legally they raped him.
LordNoodles
*Whoosh*
AVoiceOfReason
I think you're the one who missed the joke here.
Vercci
The Irony.
MaskMan191
No, because he's in prison.
poorwhitetrash
I think he would be entitled to the child support.
xanadu8392
He's probably in there for lack of childsupport payments.
Silvercypher
Debtor's prison should be a thing of the past. - just my opinion. Allow the person to work towards the debt. Can't make $$ incarcerated.
iamthisguy247
Well at least they know where to find him.
WelpFuck
No. Technically the women raped him. And he is a victim in the eyes of the law. PREA
cyno01
Hes a victim in criminal court, civil court doesnt care.
TheAsterite
Technically, they coud still get child support from him.
pterodactylptime
I don't know the laws on this, but if it says they raped him, how would he be responsible for child support?
Hungrypiemonger
he could sue for custody and then child support lol
SkippedOver
It's legal precedent in a few state cases that kids concieved via criminal action can merit child support. Cases and more info in replies:
Sporly
America?
cyno01
Family court doesnt care about anything except the best interests of the child. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermesmann_v._Seyer
SomewhereBetweenTheSacredSilenceAndSleep
Good luck getting your child to support a convict though
juicyjuiced
Fact*
HungryPumpkn
"Fact"*
Wadzirra
(>^-^)>"Fact."
steppenwolff75
Must've been a smooth criminal...
PerfectGifComment
colotordoc
How is this not upvoted more?
TeddyBearHeaven
This will be the title when this is reposted
reallysmoothcriminal
I´d say a reallysmoothcriminal
TheManInTheWall
One may go as far as to say "suave"
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Ayeeee
meatylegend
Hayatev3
The colors in this gif are all messed up. It almost makes him look black.
xBrightEyed
Fuck you’re good.
WHISKEYflip936
steppenwolff75
They said he was the one, but the kids were not his sons.
iamthisguy247
But what about Annie? Was she okay?
Aerolfoz
She was struck down.
MrBobSaget
They've been stroked by, they've been fucked by a smooth criminal.
SplicketyLit
Wait... he said that Billie Jean was NOT his lover...
djknetic
Billie Jean pregnant too
AndrewTheDuck
Drink a shot every time MJ says that. I guarantee you will get drunk.
BitingPopsiclesMakesMeUncomfortable
This is where that Skyrim: “Speech 100” picture would go great
hellishhk117
I think this fits. https://imgur.com/xVW4QC9
CookieMonster14
There’s mods for this on LL...
OstravaOfBoletaria
https://imgur.com/sqLMvLi
BRS25
Definition of a perfect comment right here ^ lol
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
18 charisma and 8 inch "constitution".
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FrankLake
I'm now caught in a neverending loop.
ThePerfectTemperatureForHeresy
Perfection.jpg
Rinostar
RetardAIert
Or sneak... depending on how he went about it.
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
He wouldn't be in jail in the first place tho
fhatpotatou
Sneak 75?
Garbinator
Or Illusion?
Garbinator
Scratch that, I was thinking of Oblivion. Theres no "charm" spell in Skyrim, closest thing is Pacify.. Actually maybe that would work? lol