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Just found this gem through my researches, thought you might like it.
Apparently Neko Zamurai/Samurai Cat is thing.
A 23episodes TV drama http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3303752/?ref_=nv_sr_6
And two movies http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3185154/?ref_=tt_rec_tt / http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4747354/?ref_=tt_rec_tti
With the best plot summaries ever:
"A humorless samurai, nearly desperate for work, agrees to assassinate a goblin cat that is accused of possessing a man's soul."
"Masterless Samurai Kyutaro Madarame is hired by a dog-loving gang to get rid of their rival gang's beloved pet, an adorable white cat. Upon raising his sword, however, he cannot bring himself to go through with the act and the cat melts his heart."
And there's even a trailer :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li6hbKLAqvE
azazyel
https://imgur.com/kWhpJAo
delMooTaker
mburicao
Catmurai.
whatthewho
MOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!
flyashy
Lone Wolf and Kitten.
Zap117
All cats are ronin
Sterling3210
Insert gif of Hatori Hanzo, from the Nioh game, pulling out a cat from his robes
WizardKaboom
Nioh? Anyone?
swatz
Tell me this isn't posters for a John Wick style Samurai movie? *gulps*
Smack94
mess with the kitty you get the slitty
Raptor65
He looks like he's really fucking tired of people always trying to pet his cat. "This is my god damn cat! Get your own!"
Onlypostcuteness
That's a very attractive man, and a very pretty kitty.
RobertKazamakis
Mitsurugi has a cat?
NoodleyLove
Fuck yeah, Kazuki Kitamura. I'd listen to him read the phonebook.
shiftingillusion
I would watch him read the phone book, even silently. Holy fuck that's an attractive human.
NoodleyLove
Haha, yeah that too. If you want adorable Engrish and sexy psycho killer, watch the movie Killers. <3
Wiid
Won Wick, the revenge story of a yakuza hit man who got out of the game until some little punk kills his cat and steals his horse/
RaiderNation95209
The real “Adventures of Samurai Cat” is an amazing book with even better artwork. Expensive as hell to buy, but if u find a copy, buy it!
TarynnosaurusRex
Goddamn this man is attractive.
IntrovertTurtle
That hair
kattyjaxx
Megisto
He have the samurai eyebrows
dthvn
Now all this needs is some pizza
RisingSol
Yeah, I'm watching this. That's fantastic.
lamontcranston
no pizza?
Roguishpotato
SeRaQt
Missed one:
Sirolfus
It's a cat clock you fools
TheFrozenNorwegian
SirDistic
My heart broke the day I learned what shit the samurai really were.
Falanxzealot
Not all. Not this one.
SirDistic
pst. that's not a real samurai. But I'm sure this actor is a great guy.
Temptationsmeowmix
Catbim
His eternal rival:![]()
ibespacejockey
Inu yasha : the older days
TheZmanIsnow
Hate how the artist drew him holding the sword wrong, when he's holding it right in the picture
Catbim
He gave the dog a cigar though, so it evens out.
DaShanghaiKid
The Dog Knight.
Drosophilamelanobastard
lonely blade. My blade is the loneliest!
Mechlai
what about this guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
Jomaander
Came here to say this +1
Mechlai
lol was hoping someone would appreciate that one :)
Nicalanius
SAMURAI PIZZA CAT!
MandaloreIncognito
Ahhh I thought I was gonna comment this, first.
Smayds
SparklDriver
quicksilver1
WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT SOME PEPPERONI?
Meqad
distilledwill
So I heard that the writers for Samurai Pizza cats just got the footage and no translation of what was going on, so they made it up.
firefighter26
Reminds me of mystery science theatre 3000.... and now I kind of watch to go watch both.
LadyAyami
INDEED (we saw lord zed who worked on it) Cue that bird was kept because they were recording the intro so long they were like GOD cue that..
Dyslexicbirch
Reminds me of Ghost Storys but they were told to do whatever they wanted ,its fucking funny
Yokuho
Fun fact, ninjas used to have cats to be able to tell the time.
Cthulhukitten
Oh would you look at the cat, how late it is!
WoTLert
If the cat's asleep it's between midnight and noon, and if it's napping it's between noon and midnight.
hartmonica
I'm sure that was much easier than just checking the fuckin' sun. Those hours seem too broad
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
How does that work?
LadyWidebottom
Well, if the cat is sleeping, it's anywhere from 6am - 2am. If it's awake and chasing demons, it's somewhere between 2am - 6am.
Potatomatatoes
https://www.nwf.org/en/Magazines/National-Wildlife/1991/How-to-Tell-Time-by-a-Cat-s-Eye
Onlypostcuteness
This is a really cool read.
GeeEm
cat eye sundial. Their irises contract to various widths depending on the amount of light left (i.e. time of day)
millanbel
or if it's cloudy...
Genini
Seems like an actual sun dial would be easier.
yoshiko3
The cat eyes work on overcast days when there isn't pure direct light for a sundial. And indoors.
Cthulhukitten
I don't think you know how sun dials works and why the ninjas didn't carry one with them...
Affray
I'm pretty sure you can make one with a stick and a decent understanding of which way is North.
AllDogsGoToFrontPage
Step 1: hold cat to sun
AllDogsGoToFrontPage
Step 2: ?
AllDogsGoToFrontPage
Step 3: profit
disposabledan
I think that's - Step 3: Time!