got goosed

Apr 30, 2022 12:38 PM

poponthebeezer

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CAnAdiAn nAVy sHoWs NO mErcy!

Swan'd

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Swan- Please remove the knots from that rope

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Peace was never an option.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Goose"?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My folks had swans in a lake behind their house. Used to need to mow the lawn with a bat to fight them off while they laughed from the deck.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1:0 for the swan.

4 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 1

Swan-nil, if you will.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thought he was wearing fishnet stockings

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You came to the wrong lake, mother fucker.

4 years ago | Likes 279 Dislikes 0

Swan Lake

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Swan dive?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

talk about a swan dive

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

He took a dive, but that still looks like a fowl.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

A swan dive?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Swan Dive?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swan, not goose.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What a nice swan dive.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is that a swan dive?

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Thought he had on some Madison Cawthorn thigh highs.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In vancouver our swans were being murdered and drowned by river otters so they had to move them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm going with gifs that end too soon

4 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

No, I think that just about covers it LOL

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I totally agree , but at the same time I am not for watching deaths.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’d hate to be that guy. Fkn swan probably wrecked him in the water.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

At that point is it wrong to just hold its head under water?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Depends if you're going to passionately kiss the swan underwater.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah swans! Enemies of humanity!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am more concerned. With how fast can a swan travel? And how many knots in a rope before you learn how to undo them?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get fucked, poser!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought he was wearing thigh highs for a second

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And daisy dukes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better go back and get him before the swan finishes him off

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You joke but animals, and even people people, have legitimately been drowned by territorial swans. They’re assholes.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I wasn't joking! They are getting to be a real problem in my area. Mute swans here are an invasive species.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You are aware that that is a swan right?

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

No luck recognising them swans then?

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's just the one swan, actually

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Swans are assholes

4 years ago | Likes 607 Dislikes 5

Way down upon the swaNy river...

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah they are... no wonder they're the Queens birds

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 3

In general, People are more asshole - hands down

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

I had to fight two of them off kayaking down a river years ago. I was likely near their nest but still fuck those birds.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Swan dive

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Subtle, I see what you did there! Heh

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the swan was minding his own business before some asshole drove a boat past him.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7

Come on "drove past them" and he hunts him like a fucking predator. A wolf or a bear has a "nature's innocents"-factor. Those assholes don't

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah wakeboarders are assholes.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 7

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I mean it’s a wakesurfer….

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not all of us I hope. Don't think it's possible to be a wakeboarder/waterskier without developing a hatred of swans though haha

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

They’re just defending their territory.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0