Apr 30, 2022 12:38 PM
poponthebeezer
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4vie
Swan'd
DarkTheme439
Swan- Please remove the knots from that rope
SmokyDoggg
LariCheltsy
Peace was never an option.
TheHuntedSnark
"Goose"?
TheGoodKevin
My folks had swans in a lake behind their house. Used to need to mow the lawn with a bat to fight them off while they laughed from the deck.
stercusmoriturussum
1:0 for the swan.
KingORedLions
Swan-nil, if you will.
BiggWillzz
HeHeHebieJeebies
Thought he was wearing fishnet stockings
peterbozeman
You came to the wrong lake, mother fucker.
MonkeyFunkingFunker
Swan Lake
jkurtis5611
Swan dive?
Doubleclic
talk about a swan dive
DeathAnGravity
plexted
He took a dive, but that still looks like a fowl.
wadatahmydamie
A swan dive?
DestructorKitten
Swan Dive?
piewacket
Swan, not goose.
sweethome
IJustReallyLikeFrogs
What a nice swan dive.
procrastinatingagain
So is that a swan dive?
OMGthisnameisnttaken
Thought he had on some Madison Cawthorn thigh highs.
whoinvitedthem
In vancouver our swans were being murdered and drowned by river otters so they had to move them.
PrincessPuffyPants
I'm going with gifs that end too soon
bigdinger81
No, I think that just about covers it LOL
wookiepoodoo
I totally agree , but at the same time I am not for watching deaths.
FnNuke
I’d hate to be that guy. Fkn swan probably wrecked him in the water.
decomposingcomposers
At that point is it wrong to just hold its head under water?
Aksuuuh
Depends if you're going to passionately kiss the swan underwater.
dudeppadesau
Ah swans! Enemies of humanity!
Kryton1
I am more concerned. With how fast can a swan travel? And how many knots in a rope before you learn how to undo them?
YoungBlood401
Get fucked, poser!
CatCupCake
Thought he was wearing thigh highs for a second
BrianDWrecker
And daisy dukes
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Better go back and get him before the swan finishes him off
FuzzyWolfy329
You joke but animals, and even people people, have legitimately been drowned by territorial swans. They’re assholes.
I wasn't joking! They are getting to be a real problem in my area. Mute swans here are an invasive species.
Isthataspooniseebeforeme
You are aware that that is a swan right?
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
No luck recognising them swans then?
MoreButterForMyHam
It's just the one swan, actually
WrongUn
moxieCakeBaron
Swans are assholes
embeddedinrealityviaQED
Way down upon the swaNy river...
CrimsonShortOne
Yeah they are... no wonder they're the Queens birds
FurtiveGlancer
In general, People are more asshole - hands down
DukePhelan
I had to fight two of them off kayaking down a river years ago. I was likely near their nest but still fuck those birds.
PlasmaSquirrel
Swan dive
JakeSpear
Subtle, I see what you did there! Heh
DVSBSTrD
Pretty sure the swan was minding his own business before some asshole drove a boat past him.
NussKnuspermix
Come on "drove past them" and he hunts him like a fucking predator. A wolf or a bear has a "nature's innocents"-factor. Those assholes don't
FetaForMoses
Nah wakeboarders are assholes.
imasneakypineapplehead
I mean it’s a wakesurfer….
AliBWake
Not all of us I hope. Don't think it's possible to be a wakeboarder/waterskier without developing a hatred of swans though haha
They’re just defending their territory.
4vie
Swan'd
DarkTheme439
Swan- Please remove the knots from that rope
SmokyDoggg
LariCheltsy
Peace was never an option.
TheHuntedSnark
"Goose"?
TheGoodKevin
My folks had swans in a lake behind their house. Used to need to mow the lawn with a bat to fight them off while they laughed from the deck.
stercusmoriturussum
1:0 for the swan.
KingORedLions
Swan-nil, if you will.
BiggWillzz
HeHeHebieJeebies
Thought he was wearing fishnet stockings
peterbozeman
You came to the wrong lake, mother fucker.
MonkeyFunkingFunker
Swan Lake
jkurtis5611
Swan dive?
Doubleclic
talk about a swan dive
DeathAnGravity
plexted
He took a dive, but that still looks like a fowl.
wadatahmydamie
A swan dive?
DestructorKitten
Swan Dive?
piewacket
Swan, not goose.
sweethome
IJustReallyLikeFrogs
What a nice swan dive.
procrastinatingagain
So is that a swan dive?
OMGthisnameisnttaken
Thought he had on some Madison Cawthorn thigh highs.
whoinvitedthem
In vancouver our swans were being murdered and drowned by river otters so they had to move them.
PrincessPuffyPants
I'm going with gifs that end too soon
bigdinger81
No, I think that just about covers it LOL
wookiepoodoo
I totally agree , but at the same time I am not for watching deaths.
FnNuke
I’d hate to be that guy. Fkn swan probably wrecked him in the water.
decomposingcomposers
At that point is it wrong to just hold its head under water?
Aksuuuh
Depends if you're going to passionately kiss the swan underwater.
dudeppadesau
Ah swans! Enemies of humanity!
Kryton1
I am more concerned. With how fast can a swan travel? And how many knots in a rope before you learn how to undo them?
YoungBlood401
Get fucked, poser!
CatCupCake
Thought he was wearing thigh highs for a second
BrianDWrecker
And daisy dukes
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Better go back and get him before the swan finishes him off
FuzzyWolfy329
You joke but animals, and even people people, have legitimately been drowned by territorial swans. They’re assholes.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
I wasn't joking! They are getting to be a real problem in my area. Mute swans here are an invasive species.
Isthataspooniseebeforeme
You are aware that that is a swan right?
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
No luck recognising them swans then?
MoreButterForMyHam
It's just the one swan, actually
WrongUn
moxieCakeBaron
Swans are assholes
embeddedinrealityviaQED
Way down upon the swaNy river...
CrimsonShortOne
Yeah they are... no wonder they're the Queens birds
FurtiveGlancer
In general, People are more asshole - hands down
DukePhelan
I had to fight two of them off kayaking down a river years ago. I was likely near their nest but still fuck those birds.
PlasmaSquirrel
Swan dive
JakeSpear
Subtle, I see what you did there! Heh
DVSBSTrD
Pretty sure the swan was minding his own business before some asshole drove a boat past him.
NussKnuspermix
Come on "drove past them" and he hunts him like a fucking predator. A wolf or a bear has a "nature's innocents"-factor. Those assholes don't
FetaForMoses
Nah wakeboarders are assholes.
moxieCakeBaron
imasneakypineapplehead
I mean it’s a wakesurfer….
AliBWake
Not all of us I hope. Don't think it's possible to be a wakeboarder/waterskier without developing a hatred of swans though haha
FetaForMoses
They’re just defending their territory.