Ouch

Mar 4, 2021 2:03 PM

PumpkinofVenus

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I said, No Singing!

t I will bit you back, you little shit! I AM GOD HERE! GIVER OF TREATS! SCOOPER OF POOP! IF NOT FOR ME, YOUD BE COVERED IN FECES! No snacks.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Id do it to if i were that cat

5 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 10

Had a cat that hated my Nextel radio. Wasn’t playing, would make me bleed if I used it in the house.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That cat:

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I just played that and summoned two of my cats, something with the pitch of her voice?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

“Where is that horrible off key bitch!” - Cats. They talk, they all know about her already

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The cat is trying to stop her from singing because her voice is attracting demons.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

God damnit Helen how many times do I have to fucking attack your face to stop the screeching!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, she really looks cute and fun and all, but as for the audio, I'm fully #TeamCat here...

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

LOL, didn't notice that handle exists... ;-)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If the cat would only have a gun

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's called flying face punch . Saying Shut up bi**h!. Enough is enough!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Silence!!!! Infidel!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I do a Mark Hamill joker voice my cat will come running to cuddle me. I am not sure if he thinks I'm in distress or what.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He said no

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cat Critic REALLY does not like this musical.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can we get a cat like that for Mariah Carey?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Why does it sound like he's on a stage and not in a house/apartment?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Owner, not mom- quit being creepy.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cat's a Sinatra fan.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Ain't That a Kick in the Head?"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love The Beach Boys one where Helen clearly looks around the corner like “bitch have you not learned”

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

? That one special kiss! ? Then, pow! Right in the kisser!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s my reaction when I hear Baby Shark too.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

My cat pounced on my phone when she started singing

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Cat is like

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 2

That's quiter talk <.> Hug. All. The. Kitties.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y U NO have sound?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Mar 6, 2021 5:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Staged? What?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Mar 6, 2021 5:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Wait, what?! I want see how they found out.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it her ??

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm getting Pam (The Office) vibes from her.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Based on looks alone, I was going with Jewel Staite

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I envision a lot of sitting around staring vacantly at nothing.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Man... she is missing all the signals

5 years ago | Likes 338 Dislikes 4

Can an armchair animal behaviourist explain this please? I have cats but I can’t figure out why her kitty is doing this :P

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol ?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That’s not to mention the notes!

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Cat is harsh yet fair critic

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'd like to think it's mostly because she's a Packers fan.

5 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 5

You must be a Bears fan, always so jealous of the QB talent up here...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Detroit sends their regards

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Green and yellow! Eat cheese until you die at 45. Culver's caters the funeral

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Shut up and take my money! KT would work, too. (KT = Kwik Trip for all you savages.)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dez caught it

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I second this as a bears fan

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Fucken cheeseheads

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

as a vikings fan, i agree

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking right bud

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you lash out and attack me? Lend me your ears and Ill sing without pause.I'll try not to 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 522 Dislikes 2

You gonna die with a little help, from your cat.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

DOES SHE KNEAD ANYBODY? She just wants someone to maul. COULD IT BE ANYBODY? She just hates tunes out of mom.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

AAAAAHGH!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

piss off the kitty! 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Die by your claws.

5 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohh hh I get by with a little paw from my friend~

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Do you neeeeeeeed to shut the fuck up....

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I THINK I NEEDA SHUT UP!!

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Do y thiiiiiiink ys need to get fucked?!?!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0