Cousin Swol.

Jan 13, 2018 11:46 PM

CharlemagnesJoyeuse

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How much for the ham in the window?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I would be lying if I said I wasn't thinking the exact same thing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Seriously thought someone had a gut pocket

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BAHHHHAHAHAHAHA

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ERM92

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By the power of Steve Carrell with a beard!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Almost nothing ever makes me laugh on imgur, I keep count, it's been 7 times during the 6 years I lurk. This did it. Beautiful.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet his mum is a good cook.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Aaand, DUMPED.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's from stuffing turkeys and mixing cake batter

8 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 4

"stuffing turkeys" is a good euphemism for masturbation. And "mixing cake batter" is a good euphemism for giving terrible handjobs.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 6

Awkwarrrrs

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Mom probably

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tbf she's pretty jacked..

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Awkwars.

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Awkwars

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

To be fair her mom is in the WWE.

8 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 4

Wide women enterprise?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 5

Yes.

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I too remember the awk wars *thousand yards stare*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awkwars

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

So is she single?

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

Asking the important questions :)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had to do a double take, I literally thought that guy with the beard was me. Doppleganger +1

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Doppel*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Double*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Awkwars

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Oh...hey mom...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lmao, “cousin swole”

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not fucking around with those bingo wings

8 years ago | Likes 993 Dislikes 6

Lol bingo wings got me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ZITZ REFERENCE

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I wish I could give you more than one updoot for that!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I’ve never heard that before, but I know exactly what you mean.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a saying I haven't heard since I lived in Georgia, 15 years ago.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for introducing me to bingo wings I’m fucking tearing up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Jesus fuck, I'm in tears over the comment.

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