olympicsulfur
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hit Squirrel chases Down its victim
May 29, 2018 9:52 PM
olympicsulfur
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biblioteker
Drop-kick the rodent into the next block.
Ilikewhippedcream
Kellogg-briand?? But why
TheGhostofLouReed
Is that the Beast of Caerbannog?!
thundaz
Natural Selection
TheRicM
Still a better love story than Twilight
AtsaMattaForYou
KusunokiHiro
Come here this is my world
xaenex1
https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohA2QqCne3q9hsdA4/giphy.gif
phamilton6305772
It can smell her fear
thirdearthsurf10
Let's get this to the front page and see if we can get her to upload her footage!
GuestChrist
Must be a Denver squirrel. Those bastard have no fear of humans whatsoever.
beez428
Swiggity swooty, I'm comin' for that booty
madsander
I see her doing the same thing on a safari as a lion is chasing her, tweeting her last moments.
Affray
If it had aggressive intentions it would be all up in her business at mach speed, not popping along all willy nilly. It just wants cuddles.
Ryanator50
true, but if it was a goose I'd have cooked it by now
jkancil
Was gonna bag on her but as the gif went on, I cd see why it wd be so unsettling
BigFatBobbie
Watch first, bag second
TheRicM
Sound advice
NZSheeps
The trailer for 'It Follows' sequel is looking good.
ambispankterous
LET ME LOVE YOOOOOOOU
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Hey baby, wanna see my nuts? - squirrel
Bethalina
Yeah, rabies.
blackbenetavo
"I'm gonna get you, bitch"
mhezzo
https://imgur.com/EMYbyor don't screw around with squirrels
substanceDfordaV
She's going to have to jump dimensions
puppet
mcsaltyballs
Come here little girl! We can make you fly! And grant wishes!
DadBodThor
Never fuck with the squirrels
cfosho
We have to pack up and move to a new reality Morty! Ahhhh I said we could only do that a couple of times! We're fucked over here.
simplywalkintomordor
For the amount of people that are rick and Marty fans I’m surprised this doesn’t have more upvotes
BritaThePurifier
Siegeee
Fucking Marty.
74jlo4runner
I thought she was running from a mugger boy was i wrong!
Huor
Okay, you know what, that's fucking weird. Little shit could have rabies or something.
Ryanator50
all the more reason to crush it with a rock
Blackershaman
No rabis, its young and stupid
CaptainNoobing
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON THE HOOD OF YOUR JACKET LINDA?!? NO, COME HERE AND LET ME SEE. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING LINDA?!"
HaroldLoveggs
I warned her not to wear the hazel nut perfume.
puppet
CrowleyisbetterthanCass
How is running from a squirrel a first world problem?
nolittleplans
Cause she is not stressed about shooting her family in the face before the despot makes her use her tiny hands to find blood diamonds.
ilovebubbles
How is it not?
thisiskissel
Watching a video, trying to figure this out sure is tho.
CrowleyisbetterthanCass
True that
AnAccountToPostThis
In a 3rd world country thatd be like a hamburger chasing you
Tofubutton
Coming up with titles is hard ok
Ryanator50
because most people would just grab it and ring it's neck like a canadian goose
FromDenmarkWithHate
Because 99.9% of people in the 1st world are so out of tune with nature.
ghostfacevader
In mother russia, you chase squirrel
Proxymanity
...I think you've got things backards
Ryanator50
nope, he's got the smirnoff pattern correct, and it makes sense, because of poverty.
BigFatBobbie
Hahahaha Mamma Russe!
frostybox
"what's he going to do? Nibble your bum?"
Ryanator50
might be rabid, but she should still grab it and crack it's skull against a tree
frostybox
I don't think squirrels are a vector for rabies, and it looks like a juvenile, probably curious
biblioteker
Squirrels have been vectors for rabies.
Ryanator50
IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED IN THE JUNGLE, WHICH SHE IS VERY FAR AWAY FROM BUT STILL
frostybox
haha, slow down with the coffee there killer, or cocaine, you do you
V1adimirPutin
No squirrels to run from in 3rd world countries
BigFatBobbie
What you run from, deserves to eat you. This refers to any fears, but can also apply to living creatures.
Ryanator50
interesting concept. if a squirrel chased me, I'd probably kill it and give the meat to my cat so it didn't go to waste.
BigFatBobbie
That is a good way to live.
bowofnorth
Squirrel meat is actually pretty ok, should give it a try yourself.
puppet
BigFatBobbie
Hahahaha Nothing can catch a Gump!
BigFatBobbie
Originally they shot that scene from behind, but they couldn't see the Forrest through the trees.
MissAizea
The third world would have eaten it
olympicsulfur
That's a good question
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Dude, you posted it....
QuiteADapperAsshole
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/624/612/635.jpg
dacrocodilo
That's what a dog would say
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Dogs can't type. Or talk, for that matter.
haquie
That's exactly what they want you to think
honeytwat
first squirreled problems.
puppet
RawSuger
outside 1t world squirrels that dont fear humans have been eaten long ago
Rainbowdasher
Lmao
reginlieff3
Yeah but that shit has rabies or is at least acting like it does. I'm calling that a problem regardless.
biblioteker
In Arkansas, squirrel's alternate name is 'tree chicken', and you can find it in restaurants. Tastes like rabbit, TBH.
ThisWasATriumph
...fair enough.
BannedbyastupidMod
google Rabies
cubeportal
People in non first world countries aren't savages that eat any animal that gets near them.
RaiderNation95209
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
Yeah but squirrel is good eatin.
frickenunbelievable
It is trivial, that is the point. Satire.
RadishIsAMeat
Dunno man, I remember a news article where a squirrel kept jumping on people's heads and biting them.
myr14d
I want to know why the hell a squirrel is chasing someone.
itstzarina
Some squirrels are assholes. They like to shake trees when I walk under them to make stuff fall on me. :/
meskarune
I've had a sqirrel throw acons at me.
itstzarina
And there was one at my parents house that would stalk me room to room to stare at me through the window menacingly. Only me.
NotASheeple
He wanted your NUTS in his mouth!
IAlsoChooseThisGuysDeadWife
Honestly, it’s probably a juvenile squirrel that left the neat too early for whatever reason and is following her like it’s its mother.
thatusernameisregistered
That or rabies
Siegeee
Left the neat too damn early.
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
How neat is that?
ApolloTheSpaceFox
It's actually pretty sad as it will probably die quickly :(
RobotThoughts
That's pretty neat.
DDDEATH45
I feel like the squirrel accidentally got close and then thought it'd have a giggle when it realized she was running. If I was a squirrel.
rmiGod
Obviously, the squirrel is a loan shark. And if you're not scared of them already, youtube squirrel vs snake.
mthrndr01
All animals can smell fear. You'd just normally never know with squirrels because almost no one's that pathetic.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_AHCm0urak
Ydafuqitmattertho
To get that nut
NotASheeple
Bahahahaha
NewBandNameICalledIt
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NeatGrayLemur-size_restricted.gif
KillaVLY
Happened to an ex. Squirrel was foaming at the mouth and had rabies.
Grimmrog
murder squirrels, they are real!!!
ICantFeelMyHead
Maybe it just thinks she has food? Too simple tho.. can’t be true.
IAlsoChooseThisGuysDeadWife
It’s somewhat common, and it happen to me before this spring. It’s bizarre but obviously harmless haha
MrMarmalade88
Shes tucking nuts.
Flakbadger
I wants to bury his nuts in her
maspiranti3000
I had a squirrel follow me up a flight stairs then watch me thru my apartments' kitchen window. Unnerving.
p3pp3rb3ast03
This squirrel somehow, can smell fear.
DavidNightingale
A possible Dolittle.
jagster357
It's a Doolittle situation. You don't fuck with the squirrels.
ImTheGodOfHellfire
What?
ImTheGodOfHellfire
Yeah, ignore this. First time I clicked on it the video cut off as she ran to the window and looped. Very confusing.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
keep watching. That's only 50% in.
ImTheGodOfHellfire
Yeah I saw it when I clicked on it again. The first time it was just stuck in that loop.
substanceDfordaV
Rabies?
Ryanator50
probably the reason to why it's chasing her, but not the reason as to why she didn't break its tiny skull against a tree.
TheresMyButterscotch
Not that it's impossible, but rabies in squirrels is extremely rare. Also, it doesn't seem very aggressive, despite the chasing game.
CptRobotNinja
If ive said it once ive said it a thousand times. Squirrels will fuck you up
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Or she's a possible Dolittle.
ThatTransformersDude
Finally
mkomaha
Nah. She has nuts.
BabyFartMan
My first guess, too. Or else the squirrel was previously domesticated?
RenaissanceFaireMan
Most very small animals either die from whatever rabid animal bit them or the small animal dies from rabies before being able to pass it on.
3toedsloth
That looks like Germany or Netherlands. If so, those countries don't have rabies.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Even if they did, squirrels don't carry rabies.
catromance
The above comment says it's rare for them to get it but they CAN carry it.
Hexogen
Not in Germany tho :P "On 28 September 2008, the World Organisation for Animal Health declared Germany as free of rabies"
catromance
You guys are lucky!
MacDaddySmitt
Baby squirrel, you csn tell by the way its trotting along instead of hopping. Must have imprinted on the woman somehow. Lucky lady.
ConfuMeister
She is wearing its mother's fur. *sobs internally*
MacDaddySmitt
Lol
PrincessCharly
Previous Wildlife Control Operator here... Squirrels actually don't carry rabies. Mostly likely a young one. They will chase people for no r
GadenKerensky
Don't assume people are aware of that.
substanceDfordaV
Cool I didn't know that
PrincessCharly
Like @tpanyS said. It's possible for them to get rabies but the don't contract it unless bitten. Other animals (meat eaters) can contract -
PrincessCharly
It without being bitten.
PrincessCharly
-reason
MeetMyCuteQuotaNow
Is baby squirrel chasing human or asking for cuddles?
dogbeachesarethebestbeaches
Nice try, "Officer Squirrel".
cptcr
are you previous because of what you did to that goat?
Kaplar
They got rabies from a squirrel.
aCultLeader
No, they let him go on that charge after they heard he was in Wales when he did that
PrincessCharly
Yes
dogsqueeze
That goat was asking for it.
cellpunk
tpanyS
Squirrels aren't immune to rabies, just good at avoiding getting it generally, but they can get it. Had a rabid squirrel issue in my (1/?)
tpanyS
teens, looked like it was a mother that had a fight protecting babies and might have been bit by a rabid racoon that didn't kill it (2/2)
PrincessCharly
Yes your right. They can get it if bitten but otherwise they won't contract it. It's meat eaters that contract it without being bit. :)
tpanyS
Yeah, to what I recall it's the whole "Run away!" nature of squirrels that usually keep them from actually getting it via bite lol