Sep 21, 2019 6:28 AM
colotordoc
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Lauri821
Not surprised
OneAngryDwarf905
Not for all the money in the world...after a 2 week drunk and abstaining for 20 years....that face.....ugh
JaydaMang
It's not enough to cheat people? You have to flaunt it ? Well... not everyone knows the price , but this bitch is gonna pay
CaptainFishstick
She sure did with college money...
itsamanduh
...... Why does this person look like you?!?
RatherRagged
Africans!
The1stBellicose
Let me tell you a little story about Trump University...
ODSTsRule
Well well well, if it isnt a fitting addition to my "Parasitic Cunts!" Folder
thatauzzieguy
InsincereSam
London deserves all it gets, love the rest of the UK x
slinkiisu
Another piece of human garbage who doesn't deserve to live. Add it to the pyre.
TheSecondPiewackit
My tuition is ~$11k/year and I struggle to add up where that money goes.
Justsomeoneoutthere
What college has a principle?
WackyTicTacCasualty
Given her Nigerian connections, colour me not surprised.
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Good for her! You all could learn from this smart woman! She saw an opportunity and she seized it.
mangoramen
Bad, certainly. But giving yourself a golden parachute when your company is failing is hardly unheard of. 150k GBP is small potatoes.
ThatNameWasTaken
What is it? Less than $100 a day over four years?
Brennusthecelt
I get what you mean, but the comment seems to imply that one can't be outraged about this since the corporate world does far worse.
To clarify, I'm certainly not saying either is ok. Just that there are a lot of scumbags even more worthy of outrage.
Agreed. Could I encourage you to make a post about it? I'll try to help you get it to the front page.
Sorry man, I realize I should put my fake internet points where my mouth is but I don't consider myself knowledgeable enough to make a post.
And thanks for the offer.
DemiLopez
Is that a real picture of the woman or is it just Bill Cosby with a wig?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I thought it was Mike Tyson's mom
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
FuzzyDucken
I literally thought the same in addition to thinking it was some meme reaction-like image
BunnyGoesHopHop
Welp. Cannot unsee.
I like you
Jutana
Ha! In the US that's only one student's tuition.
AnthropomorphicMilkshake
How many headlines, sub headlines and paragraphs do you need that all say the same thing?
aPokal
Old newspaper format. One big sentence to catch a passers eye. One thick paragraph to give them overview. One thin text they have to buy.
ParmaViolets
Have worked in Higher and Futher Education here in the UK for over 10 years. Not surprised at all. This sort of thing is endemic.
ThatWillBuffOut
The Academy school system, throw money at them and take them out of Local Authority oversight, what could possibly go wrong?
Superfloofthundercat
Agreed and it needs exposing
Beezlebubble
Same in the US. Me college had a Dean do this type of stuff. Highest paid in the stste, took away all student activities paid for by school
mikeemoo2071
Whaaa, that’s where I went to college, it was a poop hole then too.
MyNameIsRichardCS54
I went there in the 1980s. I'm thinking that it's always been a poop hole.
I was there from 1987 for 3 years up in the tower!
prawnklng
Coz she spent all the money.
ArcaneKvothe
And pooped in all the holes.
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
Without a poop knife.
skinnerspondbouy
She should have spent it on plastic surgery and EXTREME makeover
RackhamTheRed
150k won't do much here
dude1990
Dude?
animationaviation9000
can only be our shit field africa
MalePatternBlackness
That's a shit field comment.
Hotord
This happens all the time. My company's CEO spend 4.5 million renovating his office while laying off employees.
Sprixxen
This is a public institution paid for by tax-payers. Totally different.
The mentality is the same. Greedy selfish assholes. The CEO is stealing $ from shareholders.
Was he buying fine art? I could mahagony panel a basketball court for about $250k.
personal exercise room and shower, "woven silk wallcoverings" from Dutch textile companies, "linear Tuscan" tile ceilings
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2012/05/10/liberty-mutual-your-premiums-his-premium-office/KCBs1sGY6krd5No3t06WDI/story.html
That's fucking ridiculous!!
I know, it's just stupid. And at the same time they laid off around 500 people
That's the kind of bullshit that gives socialism a platform. I believe in capitalism but this is a total lack of business ethics.
dingdongtittytwinkle
A grade resume for a job in parliament.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
She will figure out Brexit!
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
They get an expensives account
ThatTransformersDude
Also for the private sector
TropicalB3ach
I see you came from the previous post in the feed
TheBestRussian
Hahahaha first thought too
ProfessorMcGonagall
????
MrKristy
Hey your username is my cat's name!
Romans116
Uh oh
Ghlargh
Recently read about the owner of several local daycares asking parents to bring meals for their children because of budget cuts ->
The same year she took out about $100 000 in owner's profits because "that's something i can do as the owner"
AddSomeContext
In her defence red lobster biscuits are fn delicious
Nerubin
"Her"?
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
I love that you read that as Red Lobster
TCooley79
Don’t thing red lobster got their Michelin star yet.
OrionRed
Bisquick... add some shredded cheddar cheese, brush garlic butter on top.
Justboredtobehere
I don't think there would be a problem if she'd gone to Red Lobster. More likely a lobster dinner at some expenses hotel. = ++ $$$$$$$$$!
dijital101
Michenlin star, not tastes like a Michelin.
BaronSpaghetti
Yet the stars historically come from the auto guides.
I’m gonna have to change my username to I’m not serious.....Jesus
SnezDrew
Yeah we don't have red lobster
jagsquared
The Dean of Greendale spent far more on costume changes
beybebelle
And dalmatian costume characters
ThoughtsAndBeers
I'm glad to see people still reference this masterpiece of a show.
landofentrapment
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
Underrated actor.
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
InDEANd he did!
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
I read it in his voice. Nice.
AhegaoIsBestGao
Sounds like this Greendale is overdue a Chang of leadership
SephiRothIRA
And paintballs.
Poor custodians.
Izgood
So many paintballs
Costume "Chang"-ges you say?
SometimesFeelies
LordDenmark
That last name tho
SophieClockwise
George Agdgdgwngo.
hitthatbomb
Clearly Swedish
rgzdev
That's an unfireable last name if I've seen one.
SpecialProjectY
"When you ask your wife how to name the kid, during a deepthroat."
The noise the vodoo mask made in crash bandicoot
Treybetrey
Like using a plunger on a toilet
Ejduxg
... is probably what got her the job.
HerpestonMcDerping
Stella Megadoodoo
ToucamSam
Deedee Megadoodoo*
EveryonesCousin
The sound your dog makes when you try and feed it a slice of pickle.
nickdoesntsharefood
The sound of a diesel engine starting in winter.
Efreeti
I read "starting in water" and was like "yeah I guess that makes sense"
[deleted]
This will forever make laugh?
thornofnight
Stella Stuckplunger
ngooooo
Sounds like an outboard motor
YouL0stTheGame
“What should our last names be honey?” “I like*vomits*”
SincerePlatypus
I'm more concerned with you being the lord of my country without me knowing
catholiccolor117
"The" lord
He is not lord OF Denmark, his name is lord Denmark
mentallychallengeaccepted
Actually he’s Lor D-Denmark. He just stutters and he’s a lil shy. Also heyo neighbour // Sweden
I am what i am. Sut på den ??
DagothWit
Mmm-bu-bage-bu. Not that hard.
Not that hard?
KillinYaWithKindness
Mmm-bu-BAYG-bu or Mmm-bu-BAH-GEH-bu?
The first one
So it's not that it's hard, it's that it's not obvious if you don't have experience w/ it. Complicated names don't make people less scummy.
Baeg, not bage
tko89
pretty sure they were spelling it phonetically
Thank you
AnActualTsundere
Ooga Booga
WildBluntHickok
Seemed like a pretty normal African name to me. Not every black person in the US is descended from people who came over on the slave trade.
...well, you're right, but what does the US have to do with this story?
ifihadhandcuffs
Well considering this has nothing to do with the US....
RandomCryptek
Really?
Highbury College is in England.
Ridiculing her name because it's foreign sort of distracts from the reasonable objections to her actions.
DickRogers
Now you cant even give a non-English last name a quizzical second look without being accused of being a bigot. Great.
How is that ridiculing? It's not a common English name so I imagine many people would struggle to say it a few times.
I mean, yeah, object to her bad fiscal management and entitlement, but being bigoted ass-wipes doesn't help your argument.
BlastyMcBlastblast
i mean it's bad, but it's not "killed 60 million people trying to create a communist utopia" bad
Dassenator
aintjamama
Nor as bad as forging one ring to bind them all.
TheTwatWaffle
So what.
true.. "take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice"
But i don't wanna hurt dogs. They are good boys!
Notanotherdamnone
Oh Mao you didn't
ye... actually that one was even worse :'(
Give her time....
bowser23
Tbh your comment is that bad.
WoefulWombat
The fuck? "Your honour my client murdered three people. But did he kill 60 million trying to create a communist utopia? No. I rest my case".
Oh, you just wait Mister. Give her time and leadership and Mrs Mbu... Mbu... Stella will show you who's comrad nr 1
Izdislavkrpelj
Yeah, he needed to kill at least 10 mills more to achieve it. And than you'd say it was worth it.
*then. Goddamn it.
aussie1143000
Oh vey remember the 600 million.
KurtHamster
Eh... No?!
ILoveAndEmbraceAllMyDownvotes
Hitler creating a communist utopia? Think about that for a second...
heartlessninja6
Just FYI: Fox News literally started making that argument when AOC came on the scene.
The magic word here is "trying"
Like all the others who "tried".
I don't know, I'm not talking about Mao. I'm talking about Hitler, a fascist, creating anything communist. That's hilarious to me
AntonioAdorno
Well I mean the Nazis were the National Socialist German Workers' Party after all & although Hitler jailed socialists, they were a different
Lauri821
Not surprised
OneAngryDwarf905
Not for all the money in the world...after a 2 week drunk and abstaining for 20 years....that face.....ugh
JaydaMang
It's not enough to cheat people? You have to flaunt it ? Well... not everyone knows the price , but this bitch is gonna pay
CaptainFishstick
She sure did with college money...
itsamanduh
...... Why does this person look like you?!?
RatherRagged
Africans!
The1stBellicose
Let me tell you a little story about Trump University...
ODSTsRule
Well well well, if it isnt a fitting addition to my "Parasitic Cunts!" Folder
thatauzzieguy
InsincereSam
London deserves all it gets, love the rest of the UK x
slinkiisu
Another piece of human garbage who doesn't deserve to live. Add it to the pyre.
TheSecondPiewackit
My tuition is ~$11k/year and I struggle to add up where that money goes.
Justsomeoneoutthere
What college has a principle?
WackyTicTacCasualty
Given her Nigerian connections, colour me not surprised.
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Good for her! You all could learn from this smart woman! She saw an opportunity and she seized it.
mangoramen
Bad, certainly. But giving yourself a golden parachute when your company is failing is hardly unheard of. 150k GBP is small potatoes.
ThatNameWasTaken
What is it? Less than $100 a day over four years?
Brennusthecelt
I get what you mean, but the comment seems to imply that one can't be outraged about this since the corporate world does far worse.
mangoramen
To clarify, I'm certainly not saying either is ok. Just that there are a lot of scumbags even more worthy of outrage.
Brennusthecelt
Agreed. Could I encourage you to make a post about it? I'll try to help you get it to the front page.
mangoramen
Sorry man, I realize I should put my fake internet points where my mouth is but I don't consider myself knowledgeable enough to make a post.
mangoramen
And thanks for the offer.
DemiLopez
Is that a real picture of the woman or is it just Bill Cosby with a wig?
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I thought it was Mike Tyson's mom
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
FuzzyDucken
I literally thought the same in addition to thinking it was some meme reaction-like image
BunnyGoesHopHop
Welp. Cannot unsee.
colotordoc
I like you
Jutana
Ha! In the US that's only one student's tuition.
Brennusthecelt
AnthropomorphicMilkshake
How many headlines, sub headlines and paragraphs do you need that all say the same thing?
aPokal
Old newspaper format. One big sentence to catch a passers eye. One thick paragraph to give them overview. One thin text they have to buy.
ParmaViolets
Have worked in Higher and Futher Education here in the UK for over 10 years. Not surprised at all. This sort of thing is endemic.
ThatWillBuffOut
The Academy school system, throw money at them and take them out of Local Authority oversight, what could possibly go wrong?
Superfloofthundercat
Agreed and it needs exposing
Beezlebubble
Same in the US. Me college had a Dean do this type of stuff. Highest paid in the stste, took away all student activities paid for by school
mikeemoo2071
Whaaa, that’s where I went to college, it was a poop hole then too.
MyNameIsRichardCS54
I went there in the 1980s. I'm thinking that it's always been a poop hole.
mikeemoo2071
I was there from 1987 for 3 years up in the tower!
prawnklng
Coz she spent all the money.
ArcaneKvothe
And pooped in all the holes.
NoIdeaWhatToUseHere
Without a poop knife.
skinnerspondbouy
She should have spent it on plastic surgery and EXTREME makeover
RackhamTheRed
150k won't do much here
dude1990
Dude?
animationaviation9000
can only be our shit field africa
MalePatternBlackness
That's a shit field comment.
Hotord
This happens all the time. My company's CEO spend 4.5 million renovating his office while laying off employees.
Sprixxen
This is a public institution paid for by tax-payers. Totally different.
Hotord
The mentality is the same. Greedy selfish assholes. The CEO is stealing $ from shareholders.
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Was he buying fine art? I could mahagony panel a basketball court for about $250k.
Hotord
personal exercise room and shower, "woven silk wallcoverings" from Dutch textile companies, "linear Tuscan" tile ceilings
Hotord
https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2012/05/10/liberty-mutual-your-premiums-his-premium-office/KCBs1sGY6krd5No3t06WDI/story.html
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
That's fucking ridiculous!!
Hotord
I know, it's just stupid. And at the same time they laid off around 500 people
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
That's the kind of bullshit that gives socialism a platform. I believe in capitalism but this is a total lack of business ethics.
dingdongtittytwinkle
A grade resume for a job in parliament.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
She will figure out Brexit!
thankyouforyourserviceforpointsonanythingmillitary
They get an expensives account
ThatTransformersDude
Also for the private sector
Superfloofthundercat
TropicalB3ach
I see you came from the previous post in the feed
TheBestRussian
Hahahaha first thought too
ProfessorMcGonagall
????
MrKristy
Hey your username is my cat's name!
Romans116
Uh oh
Ghlargh
Recently read about the owner of several local daycares asking parents to bring meals for their children because of budget cuts ->
Ghlargh
The same year she took out about $100 000 in owner's profits because "that's something i can do as the owner"
AddSomeContext
In her defence red lobster biscuits are fn delicious
Nerubin
"Her"?
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
I love that you read that as Red Lobster
TCooley79
Don’t thing red lobster got their Michelin star yet.
OrionRed
Bisquick... add some shredded cheddar cheese, brush garlic butter on top.
Justboredtobehere
I don't think there would be a problem if she'd gone to Red Lobster. More likely a lobster dinner at some expenses hotel. = ++ $$$$$$$$$!
dijital101
Michenlin star, not tastes like a Michelin.
BaronSpaghetti
Yet the stars historically come from the auto guides.
AddSomeContext
I’m gonna have to change my username to I’m not serious.....Jesus
SnezDrew
Yeah we don't have red lobster
jagsquared
The Dean of Greendale spent far more on costume changes
beybebelle
And dalmatian costume characters
ThoughtsAndBeers
I'm glad to see people still reference this masterpiece of a show.
landofentrapment
IonlycommentTroyandAbedgifs
MalePatternBlackness
Underrated actor.
IAlwaysUpvoteSunsets
InDEANd he did!
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
I read it in his voice. Nice.
AhegaoIsBestGao
Sounds like this Greendale is overdue a Chang of leadership
SephiRothIRA
And paintballs.
MalePatternBlackness
Poor custodians.
Izgood
So many paintballs
MalePatternBlackness
Costume "Chang"-ges you say?
SometimesFeelies
LordDenmark
That last name tho
SophieClockwise
George Agdgdgwngo.
hitthatbomb
Clearly Swedish
rgzdev
That's an unfireable last name if I've seen one.
SpecialProjectY
"When you ask your wife how to name the kid, during a deepthroat."
ArcaneKvothe
The noise the vodoo mask made in crash bandicoot
Treybetrey
Like using a plunger on a toilet
Ejduxg
... is probably what got her the job.
HerpestonMcDerping
Stella Megadoodoo
ToucamSam
Deedee Megadoodoo*
EveryonesCousin
The sound your dog makes when you try and feed it a slice of pickle.
nickdoesntsharefood
The sound of a diesel engine starting in winter.
Efreeti
I read "starting in water" and was like "yeah I guess that makes sense"
[deleted]
[deleted]
nickdoesntsharefood
This will forever make laugh?
thornofnight
Stella Stuckplunger
ngooooo
Sounds like an outboard motor
YouL0stTheGame
“What should our last names be honey?” “I like*vomits*”
SincerePlatypus
I'm more concerned with you being the lord of my country without me knowing
catholiccolor117
"The" lord
YouL0stTheGame
He is not lord OF Denmark, his name is lord Denmark
mentallychallengeaccepted
Actually he’s Lor D-Denmark. He just stutters and he’s a lil shy. Also heyo neighbour // Sweden
LordDenmark
I am what i am. Sut på den ??
DagothWit
Mmm-bu-bage-bu. Not that hard.
BojackTheHorsemanDontActLikeYouDontKnow
Not that hard?
KillinYaWithKindness
Mmm-bu-BAYG-bu or Mmm-bu-BAH-GEH-bu?
DagothWit
The first one
KillinYaWithKindness
So it's not that it's hard, it's that it's not obvious if you don't have experience w/ it. Complicated names don't make people less scummy.
Efreeti
Baeg, not bage
tko89
pretty sure they were spelling it phonetically
DagothWit
Thank you
AnActualTsundere
Ooga Booga
WildBluntHickok
Seemed like a pretty normal African name to me. Not every black person in the US is descended from people who came over on the slave trade.
KillinYaWithKindness
...well, you're right, but what does the US have to do with this story?
ifihadhandcuffs
Well considering this has nothing to do with the US....
RandomCryptek
Really?
KillinYaWithKindness
Highbury College is in England.
Justboredtobehere
Ridiculing her name because it's foreign sort of distracts from the reasonable objections to her actions.
DickRogers
Now you cant even give a non-English last name a quizzical second look without being accused of being a bigot. Great.
KillinYaWithKindness
How is that ridiculing? It's not a common English name so I imagine many people would struggle to say it a few times.
Justboredtobehere
I mean, yeah, object to her bad fiscal management and entitlement, but being bigoted ass-wipes doesn't help your argument.
BlastyMcBlastblast
i mean it's bad, but it's not "killed 60 million people trying to create a communist utopia" bad
Dassenator
aintjamama
Nor as bad as forging one ring to bind them all.
TheTwatWaffle
So what.
BlastyMcBlastblast
true.. "take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice"
aPokal
But i don't wanna hurt dogs. They are good boys!
Notanotherdamnone
Oh Mao you didn't
BlastyMcBlastblast
ye... actually that one was even worse :'(
Superfloofthundercat
Give her time....
bowser23
Tbh your comment is that bad.
WoefulWombat
The fuck? "Your honour my client murdered three people. But did he kill 60 million trying to create a communist utopia? No. I rest my case".
RackhamTheRed
Oh, you just wait Mister. Give her time and leadership and Mrs Mbu... Mbu... Stella will show you who's comrad nr 1
Izdislavkrpelj
Yeah, he needed to kill at least 10 mills more to achieve it. And than you'd say it was worth it.
Izdislavkrpelj
*then. Goddamn it.
[deleted]
[deleted]
aussie1143000
Oh vey remember the 600 million.
KurtHamster
Eh... No?!
ILoveAndEmbraceAllMyDownvotes
Hitler creating a communist utopia? Think about that for a second...
heartlessninja6
Just FYI: Fox News literally started making that argument when AOC came on the scene.
[deleted]
[deleted]
RackhamTheRed
The magic word here is "trying"
RackhamTheRed
Like all the others who "tried".
ILoveAndEmbraceAllMyDownvotes
I don't know, I'm not talking about Mao. I'm talking about Hitler, a fascist, creating anything communist. That's hilarious to me
AntonioAdorno
Well I mean the Nazis were the National Socialist German Workers' Party after all & although Hitler jailed socialists, they were a different