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Aug 21, 2017 11:19 AM
Phoenix825858
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#dnd5e #gaming
Hikash
5E tag on a picture from the AD&D handbook? Tsk.
MrParker64
Angaram
Bards. Always screwing your plan.
GregoriusDaneli
"You want to... seduce the great elder wyrm." "Bitch, did I stutter?!"
CaptainAham
https://imgur.com/8HLJzuI
UnicornofPeril
I accidentally got one of my friends stop making male villains this way. Stop making burly badasses if you don't want me to bone them!
iBoulderDash
"The villain has Asperger's. No matter how much how hard you lather the mojo jelly, he's oblivious. Why do you think he has no girlfriend?"
AlanBansConfrontationalPeopleOnImgur
I HABE ASPERGERS, MASSAGING MY JUNK IS USUALLY ENOUGH OF A SIGNAL
GandalfTheOctarine
Upvote AD&D art from the 2nd edition PHB
bardguild
I always roll bard, in games and in life
GeniusGT
Spoony bards.
CycloneSP
I never understood what about that line was so famous from FF4, but I do enjoy the reference :D
EverydayIdleness
Literally screw with them.
RustBunny
IMO, a DM shouldn't have to go along with anything the player can come up with, even if it's within the rules. PCs don't always have to win.
anakhasilver
They don't HAVE to, but a good DM is going to go along with creative and fun solutions because it's a game and we're not here to play by his
UnicornofPeril
90% of the fun of the game is coming up with a solution the DM didn't account for, or as the DM, coming up with a response for such a thing.
anakhasilver
script in his fanfic/novel.
LiterallyAWizard
It would be a shame if someone crit-killed the boss. In the first round of combat. ....Seven times in a row.
Alfadorfox
That's a nice kraken you've got there. Shame if someone decapitated it with a vorpal dagger on the first turn.
Alfadorfox
N.B. Due to campaign-specific superpower shenanigans, it was more of a rock spear surrounding two party members tipped with a vorpal dagger.
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Those are some neat secrets you have there, DM, it'd be a shame if someone BARDIC KNOWLEDGE
invisiblemaniac
We kept running into eldritch horrors. Bardic knowledge. Nat 20. Nat 20. Nat 20. DM "What kind of damn bar have you been hanging out in?!"
AlmostCertainlyNotPickles
Don't mind me, just gonna BARDIC KNOWLEDGE my way through wizard school for my multiclass.
UnicornofPeril
This reminds me of Professor Gruk, the Orc with an int of 2 who rolled nat 20s on almost every knowledge check.
restos
That implies you aren't unlucky with your rolls. Everyone forgets when you roll a 1 on your charisma checks.
kawwmoi
Don't know about D&D but by lvl 10 in pathfinder nat 1's don't mean shit on bard skill checks, it will still probably be over 25.
GHOST101010101
Is that Watamote?
UnknownSquid
Affirmative. '-'
EvenStevensEvenSemen
I love that one time my DM told the crew to roll for history to see if they recognized a city. A nat 1 earned the flavor text:
EvenStevensEvenSemen
"You're not sure the city even exists." As we stood there looking at it.
invisiblemaniac
Could be a mirage...
LaronX
Reminds me of my player insisting to check for a door in front of said door and rolling a 1. I told him 1/2
LaronX
"You aren't quite sure why the wood is blocking your search for a door, you stare at it for a while"
PleaseLeave
I would love to hear stories about a bard being a villain in a D&D storyline and he would seduce the players and other people
UnicornofPeril
We had one of those, she eventually became an acolyte of the succubus queen. Never seduced the players though.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Rocking the hurdy gurdy like a true bard +1
circlebreaker
Classic. Nothing gets them wetter than the old hurdy-gurdy.
FujoshiLord
"Can I roll a perception check on the graveyard?" "Sure!" "It's a two. So this is what a rock factory looks like!"
tyrunn
I mean, a Bard would add +2 jack of all trades, then could inspire themselves with an additional d12 (level depending)
KnowerOfNothing
upforsoup
I wonder how many people watch crit role on here
UnicornofPeril
My friends tried to get me to watch it. Guy who plays Grog is cute.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
ThereAreDozensOfUs.gif
jankeydadondc
Critters! Assemble!
FrancoisBertrandJeanLucAustralia
YouNeedToUnderstand
Nice. But I heard your username is pronounced Bert Reynolds
RamsesMCMXCI
I do and love it!
KnowerOfNothing
upforsoup
lol
NoCheez4u
I myself sub to the twitch purely to watch it.... sad i can't watch it live, as it is 4am here when it starts :(
upforsoup
Are the episodes even longer live?
NoCheez4u
Nah it's just the principle of the matter
KnowerOfNothing
Technically they are, because there is a 10-30 minute break that is cut in the YouTube version.
BumNanner
I just started about a week ago
upforsoup
Well you certainly have plenty of episodes to watch and enjoy. And they get even better over time
shoe571
You're in for a treat! Beware Vox Machina's nemesis: doors
upforsoup
And don't forget old people!
Varjot
Carnwennan
ZanasoSwain
THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH! SCREAM TO BE HEARD!
Bassnecker
IHaveAMemeForThis
CaptainAham
https://imgur.com/8HLJzuI
TastyBrainMeats
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
GhostSprite
http://imgur.com/A1NGfcY
SirDrWilliam
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
KaliaGrey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw
Redwolf2495
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
bnyon
WHAT IN GRANDPAPPY NURGLE'S NAME IS THIS SHIT
SkyrimForTheDragons
SheepOfTheCosmos
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
DIE DAEMON SPAWN!!
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forte10
Slaanesh rolls (over) against your Exterminatus. Now love him.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
forte10
LOVE HIM
ThePowerOf42
Wub for the wub god
TharrickLawson
I miss the days when they were metallers :(
ThePowerOf42
You mean like this? https://heresyandheroes.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/noisemarinert.jpg
TharrickLawson
Hell yes! Squads of glam metallers stomping across the battlefield, with different weapon stats depending on whether they were riffing or
TharrickLawson
playing a solo!
fretzyfretz
ThePowerOf42
Dualpsiioniic
"I attempt to convince the natives that my friend and I are gods" *A fucking 20*
DarkMaster98
Mighty and Powerful Gods!
Dualpsiioniic
MIGUEL AND TULIO! TULIO AND MIGUEL!
thepatioheater
Our bard seduced a wraith...
thepatioheater
It went quite well. Got some good information off it.
mynameisnotalice
And he survived the encounter?
thepatioheater
Amazingly yes!
mynameisnotalice
I always thought wraiths drained life energy on touch ^^'
thepatioheater
I can't quite remember the encounter anymore. That was months ago!