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Jun 5, 2021 10:10 AM
StrongholdSlayerSexDungeon
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HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmH
anyone noticed the hotel door lock at the end lmao
wyrihaximus
Play stupid games, win stupid prices ?
Losange
Dutch police with a sense of humour, but without a potbelly. That's rare.
justlurkinfornow
The cop in the back that escorts him back into the cell says 'nu doe je het weer', meaning 'you did it again'. I thought that was funny.
gilroyp23
Cheeky Bastard!
ImKindaDone
In America they'd have just shot him, then blamed the ball.
TheBigMcC
This is clearly fake! If it had been real then the kid once touched by the cop would have been rolling on the floor as if he’d been shot!
charliem
damn hoodlum
TheSongofRiver
"Nou doe je het weer"
spitfires2000
"... and there's your fucking ball!" - cop
THESHADOWOFJECT
would you say he. shot it at him?
Farinhadefigo
Just so they get to do it again tomorrow
mormacil
At least he didn't throw the ball at the kid and then shot him right?
spitfires2000
They don't do this on a regular basis in the Netherlands (any more... there was a time tho...)
captaintern28
Next!
Kyuukichi
Why was his release being filmed anyways. ?
palomino7
Cause its a staged joke, the dutch police is sometimes funny
HiImLick
HE MEGS HIM!! OOOOOOoooooo bruv! He got you!
sixhoursinacarwithmymotherinlaw
Wait, is this in Europe? I know it's not America, because they barely touched him.
GunsRoseSS
Interesting how the caption is german but the police are Dutch
splungedude
Haha, dikke panna!
CreagHutton
His posture bothers me more than it should! Stand up straight you asshole
Tairu8
Why are they letting him keep the ball?
xPaird
crazy how nature do that
IAmDrBanner
Why not
Matrelith
Because it's staged.
kevinallovertheworld
Ask yourself why they're filming inside a jail.
Shovi
Maybe who came to get him out just wanted to film it.
StrongholdSlayerSexDungeon
its a joke come on ?
dan144
Would people really do that? Just go on the internet and tell jokes?
EpicCookie1212
Its a dutch prison ?
Conz
Police holding cell*
johnbaz
Go to Jail- Do not pass go- Do not collect £200 ?
UncleRat
Why was he in a cell with a ball?
abacaxi
Cause putting a ball in an empty cell is silly!
UncleRat
Good point. You never know when a ball will try to make a break for it.
ComoSeIguana
nicolaisheen
He was In jail for X reason, he then was allowed to leave. But he nutmeg the cop( played the ball between the cop's legs, a move that 1/
nicolaisheen
Is quite embarrassing for the opposition. For that he gets back in jail.
Theg00dshepard
Is that what a red card gets you?
pinatafarmer
Black card
JustFeedMePieDammit
Phathongas
Bruh he nutmeg'd him id put him jail for that lol
LordBarringtonBunks
*nutmegged
Redisia
tbomber
He what now?
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Played the ball between the legs of the cop.
cabooyah
That kid was like:
koops
Peek a boo!
OliverClothesoff70
Nearly all pro soccer players are like that from time to time. Especially the male players.
superunderpants
I can't watch football anymore, it's embarrassing to see a grown man pretend to cry on live TV in order to cheat and get away with it
jimmyhowlett
It starts with the reffing. They should give a yellow for simulation even if the guy is fouled to discourage it. Here's your free kick 1/
jimmyhowlett
But if you make a meal of it again you're getting a red. 2/2
superunderpants
I agree
chicktracy
that kid is not real futboller, some people have died when they were grabbed like that
usernamenailedit
Fuck Busquets.
everbanega
He robbed Thiago Motta of the final. Fuck Busquets.
ahmuisemhacadeo
I. Hate. This. Guy. No one else in the sporting world gets me so agitated. Casemiro comes close, but Busquets takes the biscuit.
AxisBond
Not even Suarez? The guy who cheats just as bad while also biting people multiple times and being racist?
usernamenailedit
Busquets is like nails on a chalk board. Cannot stand the cunt
ATLandNerdy
That's the Netherlands, right? That logo seems familiar, think I recognize it from Amsterdam.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Yup. Fun fact the nr of yellow dots on the back indicate the size of uniform
zerkalot
It is… Logo is seen throughout The Netherlands on policemen. Or did you mean you recognise i the cell block? That is indeed Amsterdam.
ATLandNerdy
I recognized the logo
zerkalot
Now you forced me to reveal that I recognise the cell block…
ATLandNerdy
Sorry to hear that. I tried to stay out of trouble.
Alighierian
MAN9000
You missed the lunch line in the music at the end.
pattyymac
But Can't You Tell How It Gets SAd At The End Because It Gets Slower And LoWeR!?!?! /S fuck it was awful
pritolus
coyotemedic
Reminds me of GTA, so it feels appropriate to me
IllegalDuckling
It's so weird how many videos have the GTA San Andreas theme playing on them right now
SjeepSjifter
Akschuallyyyyy, this track is used often for "we got a badass here" videos. So I think it applies.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
Isn't this a GTA3 track, it reminds me of Dr Dre
Alighierian
Groove Delight - San Andreas, apparently. However, I still don't think it fits as it is.
Lenlfc
"Mission passed. Respect+" then the music fades as he's locked back up. It's fitting. If you understand it.
Yellowagain
I wish this warning was on all posts that have unnecessary audio, thank you for your service.
kittybuttwiggle
Would probably be more common if it didn't get downvoted half the time because people take it as criticism of a given song
Alighierian
Also doesn't help music tends to remain a personal opinion (aside from how garbage it may or may not be), just like the do/not unmute.
DigiT00l
It is, but sometimes you are too early
kerrigan778
Sad part is the original audio is there.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
This is like a parent telling a kid to go sit on their room but also letting them keep the toy that got them in trouble.
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
They probably don't want to do the work to take the ball away from him vs just letting him have it
ChoovaMonster
Do you wanna be in a room by yourself with nothing?
bentlightnvegas
Wouldn’t happen in the United States. I don’t know if that’s good or bad.
ligmabolz
And then other people would say that people from the US always make it about themselves, regardless what the conversation is about...
jj999124
Wouldnt happen because people dont play soccer or because the cop wouldve shot him 7 times already?
Pyrokitchen
Yes
Silverbananahorse
Yes
CaveCanem
can't punish them again later if you take away the offensive item :)
ligmabolz
It is . It's pretty comical for some reason, idk why I can't stop laughing about it
Sponger004
Cuz that kick between his legs without hitting the cops foot was clean as fuck!
DeKetsendeRechter
There are so many people not understanding this is 100% staged for the vid... Astounding.
brusilov
I questioned it but what am i gonna do, spend more or my attention? Save your care factor for easily falsifiable or politicically important.
Beezlebubble
Yes. Still laughed though
gerf
Notice the cop even kicked his leg out? So obvious. Now for some real sports..
prateetsaraswat
I'm glad it is, because this is horrible.
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
Untrue. This is clearly from a multi stabilised johnson rod-equipped 5G vaccine drone cam found footage Blair Witch Project style unscripted
DeKetsendeRechter
Off-topic; Did you know the Janssen vaccine is called that, and not Johnson&Johnson, and it was a Dutch developed vaccine?
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
Schmoke and a pancake?
DeKetsendeRechter
Don't you have some school to shoot up?
BobbyBobBobBuBuBuBubblegoose
Nee. I'm australian.
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DeKetsendeRechter
It's awful, isn't it
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DeKetsendeRechter
No, it truly is awful. What's worse is the snarky sourmagnets "I sTiLL lAuGhED"
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IllegalDuckling
Wait, why is the caption German if this is the netherlands?
RackhamTheRed
It is? wtf is "bre"? That word made me think it might have been some odd dutch slang...
IllegalDuckling
It's odd German Reddit slang for "bro"
AbiQuinn
Why is Deutschland not the place we call Dutch in English, and Nederland, German or something else?
zerkalot
Because English is a language, not a logical concept.
PrinceQin
Dutch is the language spoken in the Netherlands, or as some people say Holland. Deutschland is the German word for Germany.
chiefrunswithscissors
Cos Germany is getting ambitious again
MarioBoon
They're getting low on bicycles again
gvair
Oh no not again..
DeKetsendeRechter
They get ambitious every summer
chiefrunswithscissors
That's when...the germs spread
zerkalot
As a citizen from The Netherlands: don’t…
hirosjimma
All they do nowadays is dig holes in are perfectly fine holeless beaches.
Boksha
They actually wanted to film it in Germany first, but couldn't find any German cops with a sense of humour so had to settle for Dutch ones.
CeterumCenseo
German humor is no laughing matter!
AdrianMole
German cops with a sense of humour? Yeah good luck with that.
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Shovi
Why are you talking in english if the gif is from the netherlands?
zerkalot
Omdat dit een internationale site is? Geen idee eigenlijk.
chiefrunswithscissors
Speak English dang it! This isn't the Netherlands
zerkalot
Echt wel!!!!
daemogorgon
What is "Bre" supposed to mean?
BennyLarva
= brö ... just kidding its for bro... on reddits "ich iel" germans mimick badly "me irl" and use badly contorted spelling for the lulz
ihaveapunningclan
I'd have thought "iel" was for "im echten Leben", no?
tontonton
So is irl=in real life bre
GuillotineTheRich
He nutmegged the cop, you have to admire the skill to pull that off in a hallway
anotherIngloriousHandle
back into the cell as a result
cosonfused
the fuck is nutmegging?
GondwanaCraton
Jos Townsends intensifies.
TheMadOnion
Shovi
Dont think thats what he wanted to do, more likely he wanted to trip the police guy.
brusilov
Yah, i think nutmeg means something different where you are from, than I. Generally giving someone a backhand knuckles to the dick, here.
BigRedTX
The Ol' Vanilla Nut Taps
ILikeGirlsWhoLikeSlurpin
God lmao
circlebreaker
Ooof, the reverse kancho "à la poing".
Deadmanwalkn
You mean a cup check?
VenderTrashImgur
We called that a sack tap, where I grew up.
Xerrai
I have questions...
Salahaldin
My friend thinks I'm an idiot for not knowing what a "nutmeg" is, could you explain it to me like I'm dumb and not imaginary?
imissmaplesyrup
We call it Salsa
GilFaizonofcourse
Canadian? Thats the term we know aboot.
msmarshmallo
Pretty sure it's when the ball is kicked between an opponents legs
myotheralt
But why is that worth jail?
sharon838
I thought that he was hoping to trip him
CripplingDepresssion
I kinda just thought this was some gag and megging someone is quite humiliating to the one that got megged so that was the joke...
CripplingDepresssion
It’s kinda similar to “breaking someone’s ankles” in basketball if I get the concepts correctly.
ThatCanadianViking
I think (and i have no clue) but he sent it throigh the cops legs as the cop was walking
JustYourFriendlyNeighborhoodSpiderman
Getting the ball between the cop's legs
IAlwaysUpvoteOwls
He threaded the ball through the copper's legs. Nutmeg.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
Finally the name Nutmegg Mill makes sense to me.
learntotakejoke
Isn't that a rapper? Nutmeg mill sounds like a rappers name lol
Reddit902
You’re thinking of Nutmeek Mill.
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
It’s the company that did a lot of NBA merch in the nineties.
lazerhosen
It's like a pepper mill, but for nutmeg. Psychenauts use them. I made the mill part up. Nutmeg will make you hallucinate though. Delerient.