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Me irl
me irl
me irl
me irl
me irl
She's the one
meirl
me irl
me irl
Often what most girls profiles boil down to
me irl
Me irl
meirl
me irl
Making lemonade from lemons
me irl
The struggle is real
Nice Guys be like
Women after speaking with me
me irl
me_irl
Meeting new girls
My parents love this show
eternaul
LinkinPiper
"Just send me a message when you're conscious" Any advice Bill?
Heff178
Must be female and alive. I'm fucking crying.
Zobaken
Why? Are you a dead male?
TheStealthHippopotamus
I want to see the lover shoes
pineapplepuppy
Do you have to show evidence of 'knocking boots' to receive said boots?
Moose0801
I have watched this show over here in Australia and it is cringe worthy at times. Other times the women especially are savages lol
arewevenom
What's the plastic bag girls number!
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
alsoAzrael
She fails to understand that I'll probably like her dogs more than I like her.
AntennaDibb
underrated post
Thestalemonkey
manimatr0n
Chinese dudes are gonna have to come to grips fast with the concept of a "buyer's market"
englishaccentnotbritish
Is this the same concept as Take Me Out?
MensaForDummies
Yes, but this one is way better
PhysicsPhren
Just my opinion, but those guys are average 5/10 while those girls are like 8/10. We need a global version of this gameshow.
zorakid
they make the show this way because it's fun to watch hot girls rip on average dudes...
KunFayyaKun
I'm the pilot girl except I'm a dude.
HedgehogsAreSoAwesome
Follow your dreams
FreudIndianNipSlip
I'd like to be called Talented Wang.
thedissident
This is a few pies and an obstacle course away from being a Japanese dating show.
AlexReeburn
I had to try so hard not to laugh in class when I read this.
IAmAngry
your comment is highly underestimated! :)
MarisaTomei
Ding Dongli
BigMistakeBigHUGE
What dating show is this?? I must know.
lizardbones
If You are the One
BarkLikeATree
looks like a version of the british/ irish Take me Out
Nattodesu
Yep. The original is the Australian "Taken Out", and "If You are the One" and "Take Me Out" started around the same time.
simplemusician
How many of these are legit vs poor translations?
dinosaurbutt
I think its legit but it makes more sense in Mandarin. Some things just doesnt translate well into another language.
goodnessgraciousme
Yes exactly like collecting plastic bags
martiong
what is the original meaning in Mandarin?
goodnessgraciousme
It's more like collecting /plastic/ bags, more emphasis on plastic
OreoBorealis
Ah yes, that definitely clears it up...
Fire1Earth2Air4Water1
I have watched this show as well only in Chinese so I really appreciate those amazing translations. (They seem legit to me)
BearsBeetsandBattlestarGalactica
The entire show is full of these moments. I'm banking they're lefit
Thestalemonkey
I thought they were Chinese not fit French people.
DrKriegersClone
As a guy, I admire the man who says if he finds a good outfit, he buys three of it.
Cyranojoe
I love him the most. #myhero
Justanotherdingdongdiddlydoobergoober
"First she must be female, second she must be alive." Lower your standards man
Chemeli
I laughed hard on this one
DobbyLivesHere
https://anythinghorror.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/see-no-evil-2-5.jpg
SomeCynicalBastard
He's gonna settle for a well-preserved androgyne.
Xliandri
In thailand asking if you actually are a female is a legit question.
drsatyr
well he didn't say human, so there's that
YodasLeftEar
btw its funny how the majority of women were like 9-10/10 and the men were kinda avg looking
BloodKestrel
pulse optional
NoFucksLeftToGive
"A hole and a heartbeat"
RunsWithShortShorts
I often hear that rephrased like so: "If she's got a pussy and a pulse she's good enough"
CondescendingCunt
Right? He's missing out on half of the world's human population.
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
Human? That's a whole other subgroup you're missing out on man
doedfisk
Actually, there are like 14 dead people for each alive person.
illJustPutTheFireOverHereWithTheRestOfTheFire
15 dead people for every 1 alive, somewhere like 100 billion dead overall. Only 7billion alive. Shit's nuts.
Scando
And like 80% of the Chinese population.
jagster357
Not to mention the billions that came before us.
Sheldonian
Yeah come on a pansexual necrophiliac has all the fish in the sea
Sh4dowWalker96
Except for actual fish.
Fenrir6666
Not with that attitude.
Janthran
you might be misunderstanding the meaning of "pansexual"
Sh4dowWalker96
Legitimate question. WOULD that include bestiality? I thought it only applied to humans.
Janthran
everything
Odiin46
pan·sex·u·al panˈsekSH(əw)əl/ adjective 1. not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
kerlerlerker
Are ya a wizard?
WizardLv6
I don't remember her, maybe she was in an advanced class
shieldeh
I live in Aus and go to one in a forest, much less wizardry and more drinking.
mrdkaz
Why would she even say that? Who cares if there are trees at a university
wingedjackal99
Griffith University. Look it up.
rekcilthis1
Because it is likely an actual forest, like the one I go to. Almost a kilometer of forest along the road before you get to the facility.
MetalSkeletal
Griffith University Queensland, all the campus' feel like they're placed exactly between a Forrest and a Highway.
AssamLaksa
Newcastle University has a protected forest in the campus. Might be that one.
rosencrantz2012
This. Good old Callaghan campus. Home of the giant mosquito.
MFfromHell
I hear that university is strictly for retarded wizards.
AnnaNimitee
How could you possibly turn down Dick Cowboy?
dweadpiewitwobbits
Knock Knock. Who's there? Ding Dongli, doorbell salesperson.
KPopGirlKimi
#3 Don't we all, Yang Yajuan, don't we all.
Abbeel
gutekatze
this guy and her
would be a 10/10 imgurian
Staau
Same
reiryo
me irl and online
monkeymuffins
Wasn't he in Mulan?
Tyrannotron
I find this oddly romantic
PurpleSpermWhale
In China many people tend to take things mostly in a poetic or metaphrical way, rather than in the more realist way, perhaps 1/2
PurpleSpermWhale
our minds are ruined by the vulgarity and debauchery of the uncensored internet. (not saying it's good to censor it) 2/2
xTheBlueFlashx
Very romantic compared to what's shown in other examples.
BloodiDodi
Well, it is very romantic metaphor.
HenryFondle
It's actually a thing - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog's_dilemma
creaothceann
knew that thanks to NGE
Tyrannotron
Neat!
Zobaken
Maybe you've just never seen a shaved hedgehog:
WithAnEye
No.
Tyrannotron
I'd love it.
dudeface
That isn't accurate. That hedgehog has a serious skin issue going on. Reference: I own hedgehogs.
jimcake
I just made a noise best described as a "chaufgh"
filberttheokay
Gentlest heart I've ever seen.
ImJustHereToShareMyCats
China appears to know Australia well
Raglefant
Lots of chinese people in australia
TheBalto
The specific episode was about Chinese people living in Australia.
governmentgavemeagun
Yes the Universities are in forests. But no, when a Chinese person says "important government job" it means "post office clerk".
SmokeWeasel
Very important government job
Scientificevidence
Lemme explain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_rice_bowl (TL;DR It's about job security/how important the sector is)
notabrainlet
Ahhh imgur once again helping me seem more worldly than I actually am.
GerhardRammelhausen
Ah yes, Imgur known for make people good at words.
jjm152
From the city I live in, I think about 90% of the rental apartments are Chinese students taking advanced pottery at some cheap oz university
Cecilrt
Well we do need more potterer's... our Government tells us so
nigelandco
This one is my personal favorite
funneydude
Opposite to Will Smith guy
BushelOfLabeouf
I'm saving this for Valentines day
shuttlecockinakumquat
That and this
are my favorites.
dharrisbrooks
Same
ChiLLeCheeze
I feel like I can be friends with that guy.
bornagainhxxligan
Seeing this, I can't think of anyone but my best friend actually. Great guy, amazing person, totally suitable, but absolutely no lady luck.
ElonMustToke
just friends though
amars1111
It's okay though he was kind of prepared for that
WorkerLurker
Yeah, I would be his friend. #1 though I would like to meet.
ChickenFingerFingers
Half of Imgur, hey-ooooh!
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Only half? I think that DoctorFetusCheesr is overestimating us.
Turbosnailz
Underestimating actually. You see all you need is your right hand
crazymojomonkey
Just watched one, this was warm: https://youtu.be/-U4z5GtI9FM
T1TANL0RD
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dorenavant
Story of my life.
turkeysandwiches
He ain't bad looking did he screw up the questions?
ContentsMayHaveSettled
It's weird how most of the guys don't get a date...
brb4ever
I'm partial to this one
KonaDarbles
Is it me or is this Bj Penn?
ResistanceIsFutile
Sure looks like that damned Trump supporter.
JustCallMeBean
It's probably BJ Penn; because if it was you, you would probably remember it.
KonaDarbles
I dunno... I have been pretty shitfaced...
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Every imgurian I've ever dated
JustCallMeBean
How many Imgurians have you dated?
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
4, but I've been here forever so more of my exes probably use Imgur now. I was a whore D:
SaucyDisses
gamerboyomglolxoxoFEEDMEE
I hope you feel better soon <3
sandwichgriller
No way.. He ded
Flyndaran
Some people get better; Lazarus, Jesus, Osiris, Gandalf...
5712
Wesley
BloodyBaboon
They only died a little.
wildpumpkin
My fav is the hedgehog one, so poetic
CurlyKaizer
I think it was oddly cute.
Flyms
Its the most overused metaphor tbh. But yea still nice.
Glumerlink
Evangelion brought it into the view of the public, blame them!
WhiterunWarriorProject
I can't blame Evangelion, I only blame Shinji.
Glumerlink
hajirah
I've never heard it used before! Maybe it's sad that no one has ever said it to me before :')
Flyms
It sounds very weird and i dont know how i could bringt that up. But you can try it on other people if you want.
HenryFondle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedgehog's_dilemma
Flyndaran
It's idiotic. It's like saying if I were a deer, I'd rip off my antlers for you. WTF?
Wrongendofthestick
"Apart from your appearance, you're a very good candidate". This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
iCameHereToDrinkMilkandKickAssAndIJustFinishedMyMilk
Has any one told you, you've got a face made for radio?
PhoenixQueenAzula
not me im ugly af inside and out
zorakid
I feel ya bruh
Loutrezilla
Trap question, isn't it ?
BarcodePrinter
I think she is on the wrong show.
jimcake
Damn, /and/ she's a teacher
CherryEmpress
I mean there are guys who pay for that service, so it's worth asking I suppose.
burgerandy
They give away the stilettos after. Getting your balls back costs extra.
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
I think I'm in love.
BurntRamen
But the right profession, amiright? :D
Pizzachow
And the wrong profession
Supernerdtastic
Nah, a lot of people work out that shit in the BR, so the work life is very tame.
mikeatike
Perhaps she fails a lot of students.
MarlboromanMat
This contestant is gorgeous; but if I enjoyed suffering, I'd still be married to my ex-wife.
PolarBears91
HEYO
MaxamillionX72
If my dating history is any indication, she's the one I'd want most
Crimebot9001
Yes, Ma'am <3
sarcasticgrape
Teachers are just freaks
ThatRelevance
Tbh teachers or people who inform are the freakiest
BurntRamen
I know a bunch of teachers, they're all pretty normcore to me. Though one did switch to growing massive amounts of weed.
ShiroeTheStrategist
Walter White's early years were rough
Faeorie
As the Domme of a sexy teacher lady, can confirm!
MarlboromanMat
Really? Is this because all western teachers have been brainwashed with crazy liberal thinking?
Derfalke
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd290/typicalidiotfan/ohwaityoureserious.gif
MarlboromanMat
I ask this because nearly everyone I've met has ideas about life/people/relationships/etc that would never work in the real world.
Patilistan
You mean ideas like being disagreeable to strangers?
TheGoblinQueene
I am a woman. My girlfriend and I do mommy/baby girl sexual RP. It works. Believe me. It works so, so good.
Faeorie
Not my kind of play, but who am I to judge?
Sickening321
That's goddamn repulsive on a multitude of levels. I desperately hope neither of you are a teacher, what with your paedophilic leanings.
flover
Thank you! I appreciate and strive to be the epitome of your comment. >;D
truthHurtsSometimes2200
So this wasn't a BDSM reference? Honest question.
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
No, she is on the Wong Show ::shifty eyebrows::
theoriginalcaldrin
I came back to upvote you.
SpaceIsAchievable
I giggled. +1
Tenroads
Show is called If You are the One
TheLastNinja
Please tell me there is a dubbed english version
Bonzey
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konamax123
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VictoryIsAnOption
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CookieOfAwesome
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ATS10
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MopoFett
there is a brittish show which is exactly the same as this called Take me Out
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Yeah, I've seen both, and the British one illustrates the cultural differences SO well. The Chinese one is much more "serious" in tone.
TrijezniMujo
*loads rifle* is 450 meters good?
dormantmutant
Edgy
HouseofWeiner
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pinkystar
Yes also a dutch show with same name.
Villz420
But it sucks.... Like everything else they imitate.
IAmRelevantToThis
Can confirm, my brother was on it. He was ridiculously nervous on it. Got a date with someone that thought he was 25 not 35. Funny to watch!
leaderlesslurker
Let the disappointment meet the viewer!
berightbackreallifeiscalling
oh I love IYATO!!! Would watch it with my hubby and Taiwanese father-in-law. Their commentary was priceless!!!
GiraffesAndCrystalMeth
thanks, #OP! found a cute clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U4z5GtI9FM
skylociraptor
I just watched a bunch on YouTube. Thanks dude!
wearebestfwends
????????
ChronoTimer
It must be hilarious if they get non-Chinese people on there
DxnM
as someone said above we have a british version called take me out
daffodilpuke
I just watched an episode where a black girl almost made it all the way
s1mulacrum
Happens occasionally... they tend not to do well.
Ctiyboy
One guy who wasn't Chinese ended with all 24 girls still green. It was astounding he had to shut the girls down himself.
RebeccaRuxin
and this is a real show? not like a comedy sketch or something?
twentyyearsandthensome
It is indeed a real show and I'm positive these people are serious and not joking.
eggboy
And insane, the way the Chinese think fucks with my brain
twentyyearsandthensome
It's been a while since I've been home and honestly it confuses me, but the show is also very entertaining, with lots of pretty hot girls.
AmIReal
aka 非诚勿扰
jimcake
Man, it looked familiar but I was thrown off by the English name cause that's not at all how I would have translated it from Chinese
AmIReal
U study or speak Chinese?
AmIReal
Hah yeah that's the Chinese name of the program. Directly translated it would be smthng like "Not serious? Don't bother"
jimcake
Couple years' worth of courses at uni for an exchange program with a Chinese university; dropped the program + lost touch with the language
AmIReal
Right on. I did the same and just finished a program at National Taiwan University. Getting to the point where I have to use it or lose it
AmIReal
Also - you must be British? They're the only ppl I know who would say "at uni"
shepardcommander07
. :)
Ctiyboy
God I love this show, I need to watch it more. SBS here I come.
Ctiyboy
God I love this show, I need to watch it more. SBS here I come.
Arsonists
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AllBoobsAreGreat
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ASnatchA
Dot
btimup
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prodeoetpatria
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schufffox
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Aoron
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AmberRaven
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TouchingPigs
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chuddddd
Thanks i was wondering cause my parents watch it all the time
wilypants66
I saw it on SBS, it's pretty good
BeInsane
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DeeYouGodDamnBitch
Coming back for this one
0ppai
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remycrane
Thank you!
Valthorian
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AgentSmithPS4
Just what I've been looking for.
sebastionloeb
Where do i watch it?
javacharger
A little comment, so I can forget about this in an orderly manner.
wilypants66
SBS Australia
YesCommenter
Yes
ym1r
Someone please answer this man
Darko34
Dot
Turbz
Doot doot
eggboy
SBS puts all their shows from the last two weeks online, plus a few full seasons of select shows
GiraffesAndCrystalMeth
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CookieOfAwesome
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WedgeGCrew
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prettykitties
Is that the name of the show?
imaginaryPeppers
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JustARichard
Thanks there's a Playlist with 101 episodes that are over an hour long each
mukbbang
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getyop0ps
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slonp
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IAmAngry
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ElDopo
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ChickenFingerFingers
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currentlyincleveland
Will watch
LordHello
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ElChurro
Leaving this comment here to come back to later.
T0astyT0aster
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OhKingKoopa
Thanks
spiffybritches
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namenamename2
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APieceOfFuckingShit
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TofuShmofu
This show is great
BeautifulAmericanPsycho
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Therollingginger
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OutrageousHemmorhoid
My wife watches this too,OP.All you hear is the "rejection"sound effect! No one just gives it ago,they seem to have impossible expectations.
TrijezniMujo
Maybe that's why they need to on a game show to find somebody.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Also, never talk about your ex or have female friends if you are the guy-it leads to instant drop outs by the insecure ladies.
OutrageousHemmorhoid
Mind you, I don't speak mandarin, I like to imagine what they are saying, and I usually imagine similar to what you posted ;)
pantsforcats
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onlyveganreplys
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Twastehsquirrel
Dot
fatherofpenguinmafia
Do they have subtitles on YouTube?
eloquince
chinese subs with the odd bit of English thrown in tbh
ImJustHereToShareMyCats
They advertised in Australia for contestants. I was going to go but then I got a girlfriend and she said she preferred I didn't. Kill joy
Idonthavealottosay
Unwife her
iswim
Cock blocker!
PandiesINTENSIFIES
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PaNdOgE
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ThatITdude
Dump her. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
hickorybakedbeans
If you state "kill joy" ahead of time, it's premeditated. Dummy
blairmichod
Well, you're a real killjoy.
TrijezniMujo
That was quite inconvientent my friend, Cheeri-o, you don't need that negativity-o.
abundantbadgers
Sounds like you're girlfriend getting in the way of you getting a girlfriend. Quite the inconvenience.
ireallyenjoymeat
The more the better!
IrrelevantlyReIevant
Lmfao!!! I love your humor
IncongruousFief
#28 is the majority of imgurians.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
What's wrong with having low standards?
Brainiac1331
Basically
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Is this the "I am looking for a girlfriend" guy on youtube?
suomynonA
"Tell us some of your criteria" "Yes."
AviatorMoonshine
Dontdearabbyme
I think #49 fits too.
Cassiraa
That's all female imgurians.
sillyvampire14
My dream girl tbh
carolinaj
I'm thinking I'm a little more like this one hahaha
Tyrannotron
Can't forget #35, while we are at it.
HowDoMyFartsStillSqueekWhenIPoopSoBig
Alright, who's looking for a stud?... We can look together...
charredcrow
Also #31. Yeah, sorry to some of you.
CWMoudi
There are the sorry idiots that don't see it coming. Myself included
Nahxela
I was kind of prepared for this result.
lizardbones
third: she must be willing
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lizardbones
Nah. I'm just not a rapist
mozzaru
Not for half the fuckers who tend to end up in bad comments
NotSoSmartAlek
And that's why they're in bad comments.
eiger3970
Fashionista!
gameshowhost
bro is my spirit animal!
strangledbyaturtleneck
Reminds me of the song My Type by Saint Motel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5C1Bt4k-iA
VeryMoistTowelettes
Not even the second criteria for me
dogmatix
Correct
FullMetalBitch
I liked the guy the most, his standards are just right.
TuityFrooty
Let me just count down 28 images...
mthrndr01
Do those not auto link on mobile? Because they do on desktop and it's sweet.
OmegaKamidake
No they do on mobile too, tap the number and image pops up :)
IncongruousFief
It does link on mobile.
mthrndr01
Then that dude's comment makes no damned sense :/