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Merry Christmas!
Long time lurker. Decided to post and say hello to all.
**update**
Wow guys, thanks for the upvotes. I appreciate it! As for my inbox, I'm not looking for dick pics and I'm sure there are others that would appreciate them but I'd like to kindly decline. Haha hope y'all are enjoying the holidays with loved ones.
ltsDizzyD
*Sees highly attractive female* "i know what will work!"
TimeTravellingTrousers
What's with the sudden increase of selfies in Christmas?
Vasse95
AnhuranLurking
Hi!
MrAmerica
Prepare your inbox for dongs, OP
emilysayshai
You are so pretty!!! owo
Morg729
Holy drop dead gorgeous batman
DigitalSword
Holy thirsty little bitch batman
MsGoFuckYourself
Awe you're adorable, Merry Christmas.
YouMustRecover
Oye, 10/10 would swipe right.
dogga1974
7
SweetWillie
You're a pretty lass!
DoubleJameson
Glittershart
WOW!!!!
willdiealone
Merry Christmas!
wetfartjamboree
??? Why
samuraixshotgun
Hello Jaimie Chung
DiGiTs357
Hi!
Flexster74
Wow!!!!!!
PianoandPads
Hi Okkaykae, Merry Christmas from Texas
friskyMango
Helllllloooo..
skytender
Hiiii
Munchman347
Hey, you lurk me long time?...
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
You've got a Jamie Chung vibe in this photo
skytender
lol someone mentioned it too up there
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
Yeah, are you perhaps Korean?
WirenutsInYourButts
Dang straight up model status. Merry Christmas!
bythebeardofOdin
Hi
JohnnyTwoStreams
This seems like a trap.... Can Op prove it isn't?
skytender
lol not sure how to without posting another selfie...Which I'm not planning on doing..
JohnnyTwoStreams
Pic with time stamp to inbox?
JohnnyTwoStreams
No need for selfie btw. Just an object with time stamp in front of the same set of stairs.
SilverMR2
Merry Christmas!! I'm glad you posted your gorgeous pic.
1stthingsfirst
lol the creeps emerge
TheMaskedRaven
Creeps? Where?
iwearlittlesocks
But no one is real on the internet
Breginor
How can we be real if our eyes aren't real?
pronoun
Posting a selfie on an anonymous site with a comment section is like putting your pic on the men's room wall with a chalk board below it.
strumfooligan
Wonderful analogy. +1
TheButtholeWhisperer
Deliveryham
Second
Chaosinmir
Looks like Ardon Cho to me.
skytender
drowninginthesouth
Same.
LiLpumpkinhead
Pretty sure I've seen the same picture on a tinder bot tbh lol
CaptCronch
Going from the favorites, 95% it's a dude.
skytender
in case yall are wondering about the question marks...they were suppose to be emojis lol
Ralpheroo
Eyebrows on fleek.
herbdawg
AsianDad
You doctor yet?!
ienjoythings
You are amazingly beautiful
skytender
thank you!
PleaseMindTheGap
We emoji you to
WhitePhoenix
!!!
69gags
???
Frcka
This happend to me too
TheRealMeme
Hi
Avaliable
Haha! The title made me chuckle to the belligerent vibe. Happy holidays!
dixon8303
Im learning that Imgur dosent support them the same way lol
TedTheodore
Hai =^_^=
WhiskeyWhiskyWhiskeyWhiskyletstrythewholelot
=_= :-)
ArchQuantum
Unfortunately @op many parts of imgur doesn't support emojis
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Unfortunately?
ArchQuantum
A banana emoji would be nice
skytender
:/
ZoneOfZen
???
Danishlmgurian
My thoughts exactly
Doodletingling
The title is hello imgur???? Those question marks are emojis but our phone maybe don't pick it up because we're android possibly
Nordalin
Nize426
Psssst I think it's a joke. ????
Doodletingling
Fuck knows bruh
kunaiwithchain
Why the fuck is everyone so attractive on Xmas. I don't get it. This doesn't add up with how i view people who use the internet
DangerFluff
Go to usersub for maximum handsomeness
thesarahpowellexperience
Some selfies are just make up, filter, camera angles, 204 photo takes and boobs.
veritasgear
Attractive ones get upvotes
Cerinna
You know what, that's weird. I feel like shit today but I'm prettier than I have been in a week. WHY.
mikeatike
Only the attractive people are getting upvotes. Sorry.
oceanskysforever
Attractive ones get upvoted
ronnyhugo
Its probably because we only upvote the attractive ones :P
Totallynotanorthkoreanspy
We usually get down voted any other time of the year.
ltsDizzyD
Hit girls are more likely to post self-esteem than dudes in general. It's all a matter of perspective
nofunatparties
We're all beautiful on the inside
KristusApollo
Glad I'm not the only one thinking the same...damn...thing!
Icnbaw
Because at Christmas everyone can google attractive pictures for fake internet points.
elisegallow
Its not only at Christmas, I've seen attractive people on arbour and flag day
ChocolateThunderFromDownUnder
Because we are imgur and we are fabulous and everyone should know it!
skytender
Times have changed my friend
GiveMeTheLamp
No, go back to where you belong; internet and academia belongs to the uggos! You guys have STDs and hedonism.
HtownFreethinker
Hi And merry Christmas to you too!!
ScopesMouthwashTrial
I'm not your friend, pal.
WhitePhoenix
Is it something in the Imgur water that make y'all gorgeous?
bilboftw
SethGrave
Can't complain about pretty asian girls, that's for sure.
TheDuke0fHazzard
LargeHoman
Because there's a shitload of people posting and mostly attractive people get upvoted.
JustASimpleConnoisseur
*Christmas
ChrisCuddy
Only the hot and the funny get the up-votes it's life.
wc11
If it makes you feel any better I look like an orc.
ChloePrice
Attractive ones post, attractive ones get upvoted.
Exitrida
Don't worry, I'm here to balance out all the attractiveness with my ugliness
IraqWarVet2003
In case your wondering, ugly people don't like to take selfies and post them. Thats why you only see beautiful people.
popejubal
Also, the ugly people don't make it to front page when we do post selfies. I less it's funny ugly.
VHerlinsen
I agree. My self esteem can only get so low
SonOfShepard
It can always go lower
GreenMnM
It's that new chatsnap filter. Removes all the blemishes by being out of your league
UhhhhhNick
Its because they know theyre attractive and they want to flaunt it and get compliments
tigerjohn
You hadn't seen the selfie I'm not posting. Would send the trend spiralling downwards. My wife says I'm cute, so I've got that going for me.
WhitePhoenix
Dude, some fat guys with giant beards posted selfies. It's all about how ya do it and your confidence. Don't be so hard on yourself.
tigerjohn
I did a Google image search on a selfie to see who Google says I look like. It came back pumpkin. Pumpkin! Can you believe that? Pumpkin!
skytender
Agreed, everyone has their personal preference.
tigerjohn
Yeah, my wife prefers me. That makes it all worth while!
krazyleer
Being fat and being ugly are to different things. I am talking by experience
tigerjohn
Oh, you. Stop it!
issdenpudding
Probably the attractive ones post, while the less blessed fear the downvotes
NomadGray
User sub is ugly af atm
MaxieMooo
I know I'm blessed but I don't upload anyway because I don't want my friends to find my account
jeroenemans
Try sorting by latest. Imgur is just shallow
UhhhhhNick
No ive seen some ugly ones lol
Lars11290
And thirsty 14 year olds
CeiriosIsPronouncedKeyReeYos
So true!
HeroThatWasNeeded
Yep
WhitePhoenix
Well, people seem to be really hard on themselves, I'd imagine there are people who THINk they're "less blessed" but won't post.
knightperson
I mean in general people know how they look
thesarahpowellexperience
There is body dysmorphia syndrome, depression and low self esteem. All that can make you truly look less than your beautiful self too.
theno1yeti
Then you can have all of those things and still be barely considered "handsome" after 6 beers and bar food. I speak from experience.