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Jan 8, 2017 5:20 PM
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halneedham
Dude, you're not supposed to take the roofies with them.
GGNbatv
Dat fade doe! Lol
nuprin711
Just got back from the couch
Pattosaurus20xx
awww that's cute
HurkWurk
Bill Cosby was here.
LieutenantGordon
Guys, if you make her feel safe, she will do this regardless of attraction.
Ulthirm
I make everyone feel safe, this is because I know what to tell people and how it well effect them.. I'd make a good Ted Bundy in a few years
pdhackley
Friend Zoned!
LieutenantGordon
So much salt in the comments: go ahead and downvote me if you think 'The Friend Zone' is real.
Imaloserbabysowhydontyoukillme
plot twist: truancy officer
carlinabob
Most of you fleece me every night
HandoB4Javert
Friendzone Olympian.
BoobsGiraffeDog
But it sure is fun
RichardThibault
Kabe59
Most of them fleece me
Balthazarblake
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
"Bitch you should be doing kisses on the playground. Make some motherfuckin money" -butters
zapala
It ain't pimpin its friendship
twaldma2
Train home from Bill Cosby's banger
GreenMnM
One hooker, two hooker, three hooker, 4. I dont know what rhymes I just wanted to say hooker
FreekoftheHood
Stupid kid drugged his own drink too
todd4a2211
You know it's hard out here for a pimp ...
TheShogunMustGoOn
You ain't knowing 'bout it
Quanzax
This is the right time to take one of each of their shoes, leave it on the platform at the next station. Would be funny to see the reaction.
severalverysmallmangos
ifiknewiwouldntbehererightnow
Why are they all wearing white shirts?
Mydogiscoolerthanyourdog
My only question.
ICantFixThis
They glow under black lights!
OldManTaylor
Might be coming home after an all white themed rave or something. Would explain the sleepiness as well
smoochmysnoot
The dribbles blend in
WesFriedley
Cult. They're dead.
SizeGuesser
Mormon and his 3 wives
Ulthirm
Flds. The Mormon church removed that a bit ago, they've changed alot of things mind you not just that
yournudesarewelcomedinmyinbox
Probably the gay best friend
mashpit13
'Gay'
DeadByVirus20
Plot twist: He ain't
balsamicninja
Not with that haircut or shirt
LanceCorporalCarrotIronfoundersson
Gay guy, with that hair cut. Drunk kids. They'll sleep anywhere.
nanyatenyaa
Gay guys have lots of hair cuts... some even are bold... yknow.. like a person.
nanyatenyaa
Bald*. You might even say they individuals.
LieutenantGordon
Or, here's a crazy idea, they trust and feel comfortable with him.
TheFoxQueen
As a female I have 0 straight male friends I am that comfortable with out of a friend group that is all guys except one so 1/2
TheFoxQueen
From personal experience he's probably gay
MrBassoonBro
Because he's gay :P
LieutenantGordon
Gonna take a guess and say no girl has ever felt comfortable around you then, hm?
MrBassoonBro
It was a joke. I have had girls sleeping over here whom I had no sexual relations to. Don't be so angry
LieutenantGordon
Not sure where you got the idea I was angry, but okay dude.
JarlPastrami
He's the gay best friend
LieutenantGordon
Gonna take a guess and say no girl has ever felt comfortable around you then, hm?
JarlPastrami
It was a joke, a mere jest. But that doesn't stop him being the gay best friend. Be him straight or gay.
Wakkawakkalongnamerawr
You seem abit salty friend.
LieutenantGordon
Am girl. Tired of Imgur dudes bitching about how girls will only get close to you if you're gay or in 'the friendzone'.
IsoPropylPotatene
What an odd picture. Why are they all so sleepy.
GrantHiggins
Manakin challenge?
TheRicM
*Mannequin
GrantHiggins
Potato/tomato my friend; Man-"referring to humans and shit" (my definition) Akin-"of similar character"-Webster dude Literally not wrong
TheRicM
I thought you were watching too much Star Wars- Manakin Skywalker
GrantHiggins
Anakin challenge- Step one: go rouge (<--- ;) ) and kill an entire generation of Jedi Step two: share to Facebook
obsoleterubixcube
Probably bill Cosby'd them
FBISurveillanceTeam
Subway ride after club run?
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Definitely not from being drugged. - B.Cosby
TheBlackBolt
Someone roofied someone. Drinks got mixed. Nobody wins... or is that everybody wins?
aDrugAddictThatIsntDeadInside
All night orgy can tire a young lad.
4Outof5DentistsRecommend
MissingImage
ginisnotnice
Wahooooooooo - retrospectively topical
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
I'd say they've had a night on the tiles
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Cleaning them, right?
IsoPropylPotatene
Ah. Right. Going outside for something other than making money. Forgot you could do that momentarily.
AbsoluteFuckingWaffle
I'm sure they made plenty of money that night.
HitlersRupturedColon
I don't think they had much to begin with.