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Feb 23, 2016 2:46 AM
Alavex
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ChildeRoland82
Go O's!
ScalyJenkins
Guys, what if they made a Jumanji-esque movie, but with Cards Against Humanity?
dandeleopard
The asian guy with the cucumber makes this
XavierWolf
I want these friends!!
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
I'M RELEVANT
TemporaryUzername
Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonation is great, but his candy ass looks like Rocky Maivia. And that's the bottom line, because I said so.
mobyfoo
SometimesYouJustHaveToWadeThroughThePoo
Finally, a cards agianst humanity post I want to upvote.
Zankonell
I just upvoted you to 1000
poonjavie
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH COCAINE!
MynamemightbeDavebutprobablynot
Never thought I'd see Hitler (or anyone) combine the robot and the dab. Not even in the same era.
MorganShuey
Put that in the hall o fame
PianoMan2112
Showed the Stone Cold one to my SO; she noticed the guy with the cucumber. Gladly, I did not
reallyweak
That was a post for the ages!
ZRod
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiFaXq-v4ko&ab_channel=Krewski
AintNothinButAPoopbutt
Where is Two Midgets Shitting in a Bucket?
Reflectom
Exactly what I was thinking.
JackofSpades
Pooping back and forth for forever.
EyListen
No such thing as too much cocaine...
TheDudeSkywalker
I'm on the internet, I'm supposed to be petty
steinr2
Looks like Mecha hitler is shitting into a hole in the wall lmao
donswanson
These are three parties I would love to attend
FluffyMcPeePeeButt
Sauce?
ZRod
Done: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiFaXq-v4ko&ab_channel=Krewski
nottrollbotnot
Tmw Hitler has no pants in the last one...
TheNorwegiansAreLeaving
Is that a cat in the last gif?
AnnaElizabethComstock
No it's cocaine
Alavex
Too much cocaine
KingLost
More please
Thoraxe123
people should dramatize these more
thecolonels
I was at a party with too much cocaine once. A dude i lent a smoke to said he could give me a ride home. His ride was picking him up 1/?
thecolonels
3- He was really a nice dude but dropped off an entire fucking block of it to some dudes having a party, and he had to stay for a while.
thecolonels
because he was a regular customer. I found this out when he said he had to do a drop on the south side before heading to my place. 2/?
MagicalPoppy
I want to see the video version with the Biggest Blackest Dick.
AmbiguousGardens
Same
kiDDarknessssS
I wanna see the "Pacman uncontrollably guzzling cum" card.
ConfederacyOfDunces
...mom? Who let you onto Imgur?
MsLycanthropy
It's probably on Xhamster somewhere...
SpotIsInDaBLDG
Mr. 17 inch
admiralawesome4213
derstoid
Just a .jpg of kanye. He's completely a dick.
glennthedawg
He likes fish dicks
BlackPanther01
Plus he must have one, considering he's married to a Kardashian.
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
What never fails to liven up a party? These guys:
RHCPSockSupplier
What that from?
SirAndrewMaxwellDwyer
Scrubs
wardenclyfe
Be prepared to laugh, cry, and feel intense envy for the greatest mixed race bromance ever
rcopeland87
EEEAAAGGLLLEEEE
bvheck
No, these guys:
ImJustADinosaur
This shouldve been the cocaine one.
SirBedeveretheWise
Not gonna lie, was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Krympehl
Kinda tired of that.
schlabbalappen
you're not alone
BigFootIsRealAndTriedToEatMyAss
And that's what you get for expecting it, because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
StingLikeAJelly
I ve never seen the other version of this in gif, the one where JD is the one without shirt.
TheDudeSkywalker
They did Mechahitler wrong
Knillis
Fuck Hitler
Panzer89
Mechahitler did nothing wrong.
suretoast
Fucking thank you. Seriously irked me
BlankMage
Well, I enjoyed it.
ArgonneanPioneer
We were all thinking Wolfenstein, right?
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
Halt!
Dramin
If not people need some edumacation
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I was thinking robot hitler
TheReaper95
A mecha is a mecha. Human controlled vehicle. Robots don't have people inside of them. Think WOLFENSTEIN 3D. Now *that* is MechaHitler
kcxlefty
Like a poorly made cardboard box Hitler.
Manedblackwolf
Seeing those girls in the last gif makes me want to make out with my girlfriend.
RaelBrewster
Drooling over a picture of your sister does not count as making out with your girlfriend buddy.
Manedblackwolf
I don't have a sister. And I'm a girl, in case you thought I had a penis. So all's good, I may drool over that picture then.
folkvarthr
Drool over having a penis? It is pretty awesome.
JohnGaltKin
Have those people ever done cocaine? C'mon man.
ChiefenDeezNutz
The last guy is definitely on somethin!! Haha
williammurderfayce
Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll clown has.... he does cocaine
GRIZtheninja
I guess Cocaine is just a regular casual drug now...
FuckYouUserWhoTookNaturalSpringWaterAsHisUsername
Nah, it's just an important part of pop culture, but its a very dangerous and addictive drug, not a casual one
SaucyDisses
Based on my experience it's ducking incredible. Didn't know I was capable of
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
"too much cocaine" Obviously not.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
It's more like they're on heroin... Except a few of them.
CommodoreSkippy
I thought the same thing, but it seems like it's in slow motion.
MARKisYOURdaddy
Making me crave some booger sugar, anyone live in Delaware?!
SacrificesForCthulhu
And their mecha-Hitler is all wrong.
EntropicLogic
Gen 4 Synth
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
Doing a line of coke makes you just ecstatic. I can attest, though, that trying to snort from a pile of cocaine will make your head bob back
Banana001
Thanks Rick James
Akenatyl
As somebody who doesn't do coke, WHO THROWS COKE IN THE AIR THATS A FUCKING WASTE OF MONEY
Thisismyusernamenotyoursitsmine
Hence: "too much cocaine" which we all know isn't real, but they are implying no lacking in the money department. Or so I hear.
galagya
As somebody who doesn't do coke but has in the past, that's EXACTLY FUCKING RIGHT. & any heavy drug user /knows/: no money means no drugs!
Sauroctonus
So is cocaine.
thanatos388
I've never done cocaine and even I knew they should have been sprinting down the street or something. But hollywod druggies are always tired
kscrim
It's possible to work up a tolerance to it, too. Plus if you're used to being high on it, you know how to act sober in front of others
LokiKingOfJotunheim
That's probably because they're not high when you see them. Or they're high on heroin.
GitRekt
Good cocaine gives you a relaxed but alert buzz, not a speedy type high. Like a good cup of coffee except it's cocaine. The more you know ~
ArmedOne
Exactly. There is no such thing as
ArmedOne
"Too much cocaine"
FuckYouUserWhoTookNaturalSpringWaterAsHisUsername
Well there is something called an overdose
TheCockWomble
Half way crooks
howcaniconfinemyselftoausername
Scared to death and scared to look
aFadingMemory
It's a hell of a drug though
Therearetoomanyusernames
https://m.popkey.co/4ee4c7/8Mmz0.gif
aFadingMemory
What did the five finger say to the face!?
Therearetoomanyusernames
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d09b9d99642d7553fbdfd63b8b3d90e/tumblr_mzmirktrF71r33r0fo1_400.gif
mille919
Unity!
trotthedot
They seem very tired. That's not right
Therearetoomanyusernames
My thoughts exactly.
StonerCatJay
Plot twist: they all accidentally snorted heroin then has to drive to David Spade's hour for am adrenaline shot
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
I can't tell if you are kidding or actually think David Spade is in pulp fiction...
Tofubutton
Can't stop laughing at this..
StonerCatJay
Also goddamn did I fuck up on my grammar
StonerCatJay
In all honesty I didn't know but I figured close enough
galagya
your comments here + your username = genuine amusement for me. thank you, stranger.
Awstrck
the card specifically said too much
galagya
and...? it's still inaccurate. everyone who actually knows is shaking their heads. but pretty much every media outlet gets it wrong. always.
hippopoopamoose
... And too much definitely does not make me feel tired
Vydrach
It makes one dead
cyvball
This may not be the top comment ...but , by God, it deserves to be! Absolutely savage.
taylorisnotacat
not so much savage as... accurate