PartTimeGamerDad
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Hello everyone!
OK, LET'S TRY THIS OUT. OKAY?
I know it's been a weird day today.
And we don't have to like Imgur any more than we already don't.
But I need a break from the resistance. And so I offer these.
The Echo listens to me more. This is very real.
Awww
Guilty.
Us.
I know at least one girl who does.
I'm more like 69%. HEYO
SCREAMIN' BOO WINKUMS
Maybe two hugs?
I'm on the left. Maybe my day will get better? Hm?
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
What if we kissed at the...
FP Edit: Most Viral with 75 upvotes? Sheesh, Imgur... did something happen that pissed off all your users?
Thank you, users, for the votes and the accolades. Keep fighting the good fight. This is the best online community I know, and I'm happy to dance with you as it burns.
MungChomper69420
Pear120
#1 Insanely annoying laugh track dubbed over, fucking slop ruining a perfectly funny gif
ThrashAndChemistry
#8 the trick is to instigate like an hour before you wanna go to sleep. Gives you teh sex and the tired, and if done well, usually teh cuddles. Win, win, win!
dyalikedags02
#1 why are the shoes on the wrong feet
Thefsm
I wish my husband sent me memes like this. Hold on to your love. Work on it always. It’s precious.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Everyone must enjoy this modern rice.
PartTimeGamerDad
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
gallumpinggaloof
I'm less a boob man and more a penis man, but I support your passions amigo.
PartTimeGamerDad
And I, yours! I'll keep an eye out for more penis memes.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
well then you should join me in my enormous penis bathroom!
bdgood132
#43 Who holds a fucking book like that?
NotAPervert
#6 🎶”I wanna fuck you like an octopus”🎶
DragonBjorne
🎶“I wanna feel you inside eight times”🎶
PartTimeGamerDad
(Detatches arm, throws it at you and swims away)
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
Hahahaha +1
Kheldarn
Modern Rice, just in time for dinner!
PartTimeGamerDad
Enjoy it (you must)
Kheldarn
Must… enjoy… modern… Rice…
scatterscott
Well, what's the weirdest place you've masturbated in?
PartTimeGamerDad
Like... today?
scatterscott
Not today. How about last month? Picture sharing is encouraged.
PartTimeGamerDad
Whoa. Hey. This is a good Christian comment section.
ClownishAntics
#6
astronomygeek7
How men pee.
gallumpinggaloof
KidSlapper 3000
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
that'll keep the squirrels at bay
right?
mynamespaul
[advertisement voice] It’ll trip your kids, flog your kids, strangle your kids, drown your kids before descending into a very muddy hole where your lawn used to be. The 5-in-1 garden tool that every home needs!!
IUpvoteFuturama
I want to see someone put pool noodles on all the arms.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
glowsticks
PartTimeGamerDad
Be the change you want to see in the world, my friend.
MayMayz4DayzYo
Oh, we got a squirter. ☔️
PartTimeGamerDad
Goodness gracious!
fortytwoembers
#17 1000000000000% accurate
PartTimeGamerDad
I'm glad to fulfill this need.
TheHolyFatman
Can confirm. Been married to my chaos goblin for 20 years
PartTimeGamerDad
Congrats!
TheHolyFatman
Omg! A notification! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWlreTNla2E1eGVicXNqM3R6anJkM3NuYWR0bTFrenZyZ3JidnRqdiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11sBLVxNs7v6WA/200w.webp