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ADegenFromUpcountry
Mom knows what she’s got
Dxb105
I got a bottle of Hennessy this year from employer. President said for after lunch lol. I waited till home. Shit is good. To rich for me tho
hinokibutter
mmm naengmyeon though
forensicfilesbestofseason1
But she also went to HMart so there’s probably some good snacks
clemkadittlehoper24
That truly made me laugh out loud
NicolasKevinMac
Everyone assuming she's a teacher; my first thought was adult college student. Either way, as long as she's not driving, all good in my book
bourbonandbaddecisions
She knew what she was doing.
Vallete
I need my full faculties to monitor the monsters (all of whom I love dearly) no drinky
hipshopbutcanthap
Yeah those are located with the booze. The regular seltzers are with the water. Someone is full of it
CathyGarrett
Whatever gets you through the day, lady. Whatever gets you through the day.
McStuffinbutt
Gotta love Korean moms!
petrichordreams
I will take any opportunity to recommend Another Round. Great movie. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10288566/
irvingb01
Best seen in a double-feature with "Casino Royale".
browncoatsunite
What happens in the staff room stays in the staff room, unless Blair is in there then everyone knows in like 30 seconds.
bluetansy
Recently discovered an H-mart near us. It's glorious.
BlueSheep
I don't get it, it looks like soda to me. Is it bad to bring soda to school ?
ColleenMarie
I call bullshit just because you have to buy those in a separate section.
duktayp
someone fact check me: Wasn't until the 2010s that Russia classified beer as an alcoholic beverage
MisterBrahanovich
Dammit Maryland, why won’t you let Costco sell alcohol
dabrick31
Tbh these things are so barely alcoholic that if I didn’t know, I wouldn’t have noticed
gaiidraws2
Seriously. Anything under 8% isn't worth the calories
mrsdowneyjr
My son's teacher could use this
CometLaHal
I mean if you drink at all it takes like 3 of these to feel something
AlterSack
"Have you been drinking?" - Only the mango drink my mother gave me, officer."
KingKool2099
"Ahh, mango juice!"
ghostfacevader
Is drinking hard seltzer really "drinking"?
anengineerandacat
As a person on a diet who likes to also get tipsy... yes; some have great calorie to ABV ratios.
counterintel
When you're 8 it sure as hell is. lol
MrWizzzard
Is drinking light beer really drinking?
LookAtAllTheseSpices
Is drinking? Asking for a friend
AlterSack
There is no thing like 'light beer'… only polluted water.
LtKifKroker
Yeungling light (imo) is actually a decent beer.
renaissancesomething
Off topic, but...H MART!
Bandlith
Right!?
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Oh, she knew exactly what she was doing.
SatanBakes
Maybe she likes to party at lunch.
WordyWordsington
Beepboophello
I love Hmart haha they have the best asian foods :)
Linkleismyspiritanimal
I was just about to say that!
Beepboophello
procrastinatingagain
I was a teacher and I knew a guy who straight up drank at school.
cyno01
Yeah, we all knew a teacher or two who had something in their thermos. Matt Greonings mom was a teacher, thats why Ms Krabaple and Ms +
cyno01
Hoover were some of the most realistic and developed characters on the show.
Machino
My tennis coach would b drunk at practice right after school often, we found a six pack in the teacher lounge fridge one time with his name
ghostfacevader
Lol he didn't want it to get mixed up with the other teachers six packs
Spuduck
If we had english after linch th teacher let us watch videos cos he was drunk and couldnt be arsed
WordyWordsington
Yeah, I saw it as a student from the teachers.
BenHobson
I had a French teacher name Mr. Bozzo who kept vodka in his water bottle.
MerlotMission5291
I drank with a few teachers at my school. 1 of them still regularly shows up to my brothers new years parties with his husband. Best teacher
lightfoot2
I was a student and straight up drank at school. We understand and do not judge.
WordyWordsington
Oh, yeah. I wasn't judging.
thevortexmaster
A lot of pot smoking in my school. It made my classes.... interesting hahaha
Prinzka
I would come in hungover to class in high school. And then start drinking again by 1pm.
lightfoot2
These were not my proudest memories, but they are there.
Treequux
If she's a teacher, I don't blame her. Kids are the worst.
Pokegeologist
I taught freshman science for one year. Nobody wanted to be there, and I lost all motivation. Went back to retail 10 years ago.
irvingb01
until you meet their parents?
SergiousMaximus
She's micro dosing. You should see the chemistry teachers.
cyno01
Theyre 5%, are we calling a lunch beer microdosing now?
HughDaHand
Well yeah... Its a lunch beer not a lunch 40
dumblastname
Certainly makes the day seem more tolerable.
cyno01
I know macrodosing cannabis makes my days more tolerable.
dumblastname
I believe it.
duktayp
in some cultures; perfectly normal to have a glass of wine or a beer with lunch - 1 of these would have little effect
weidermeijer
BUT SHE’S ONLY 95 POUNDS!
Frazmatazz
I mean, people have a beer at lunch all the time; at a restaurant. Bringing your own to a school kind of make you look like an alcoholic.
PrincessWasabi
Eh I can get a healthy buzz off of one lol
HeyZeusPourMeAnotherGlass
I had a teacher in high school who would regularly take breaks to go out to their car. Their nickname at the school was literally, "Buzzy".
comacomacomacomachameleon
The last company I worked for had a beer cart that Greg from HR would drive around the office and pass out beer and pizza.
BaconAndBoobsAndBackflips
That sounds like a trap. All HR people are inherently evil
comacomacomacomachameleon
the trap was getting people to stay even though they paid below market rate
Rubberduckface
Thanks, Greg.
gtanair01
Was it baileys in a shoe from old Greg?
FetaForMoses
In Bavaria it’s perfectly ok for cops to have half a liter of Weizenbier for lunch.
Jatenffxiv
Yet they still find a way not to beat the shit out of people during routine interactions.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Thats cause they went a little overboard with the element of impunity a while back and got they ass beat
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
On the other hand USAF has a reg that says 1 beer at lunch is cool. My fucking Airman got a pint of old speckled hen in front of the CC...
ObiWanKenobitch
They haven’t learned yet that just ‘cause it’s in the regs and technically allowed, doesn’t mean you can actually do it.
PieAndPunch
I used to work in a major dealership service Dept. and everyone got an hour lunch at the same time. About half of the mechs would go to the-
PieAndPunch
bar and have a beer and it was just kind of accepted. My buddy and I would go down the street for beer and a hotdog
brobinson2001
Worked at MARS, Inc. & new hires got paid for a Sat. lunch w/plant mgr, lunch paid for. Couldn't expense booze but we could buy our own.
WordyWordsington
True. Puritanical American culture admonishes the sale and consumption of alcohol but only in social settings. School is not one of those.
Ayecantread
Admonish means a firm reprimand, maybe "normal in white collar socializing" is what you meant. Educators drink tons, after 5pm...
GradientApollo
Tbf it also means an earnest request, so the usage still fits.
Nuttburger
To be fair educators probably drink tons before 5 too
WordyWordsington
Perhaps it was my drunken English teacher from whom I learned words from I don't care if anyone drinks Cheers
waitTHISdoesntgohere
Username is so important here lol
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