That boat’s gonna capsize, brah

Aug 16, 2020 2:10 AM

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“That boat’s gonna capsize, brah”

#amazing #awesome #mildly_interesting #cool

keeled it

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somebody is taking a selfie

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That boats got some good authority on the steering, the jolly roger they are flying is earned. :P

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boat surfing

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dynamic stability is a thing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might want to set the jib, buddy. It’ll push your bow forward instead of going sideways in the wave. Set other stuff to get away from shore

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flying the Jolly Roger, with deckhands wearing bikinis... dont seem prepared for big weather.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Disappointing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So no one is gonna mention they are proper old school pirates?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

And I won't put my hands up and surrender

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done, Captain. Killed it. lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

Love that movie

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah. "The" movie. With the guy on a boat. So well known that putting the title in your comment is prepostereous.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Captain Ron the movie staring temporary tattoos and a glass eye.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thanks! :)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well it’s a Pirate ship, they’re hardened by that sort of thing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That boat is going to capsize bra

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one is wearing a lifejacket.

6 years ago | Likes 233 Dislikes 3

They have a pirate flag. If they sink this boat, they’ll just have to download a new one.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Drowning is a hoax. Only lib pussies wear lifejackets.

6 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 4

If it's not a consensual drowning the body has ways of fighting it.

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Even when used as a joke, this line makes me shakey with anger (I'm not saying stop using it, just it's an amazingly fucked up thought)

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Absolutely.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fully agree 100%.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

anybody else notice something strange in the water? https://imgur.com/5hXRE1o

6 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 5

Merman

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Possibly seaweed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just an essential worker,drowning in covid customers

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is wet !

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The surfer?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Moby's dick

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watched it at 0.5x, looks like a log.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Its a surfer dude

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I too saw something. Any ideas?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Possibly seaweed.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A body boarder. This was in Waikiki, one of the most popular surf spots in the world.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Looks like it might need about $3.50

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Surfer, maybe

6 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Possibly seaweed.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Its Cthulu playing shenanigans on the boat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kelp

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Left hander looks like Ala Moana, so I'm guessing this is Ala Moana .

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bingo. The name for the harbor is wrong but it’s def that break.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

took that wave like a pro, stern on.

6 years ago | Likes 212 Dislikes 2

Aren't they supposed to face into the wave? Bow first? And does it seem like the boat is pretty crowded?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, more or less, but specifically you want to be perpendicular to the wave. You don't want to take the wave to the side of the boat.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just like your mom! (sorry not sorry)

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

that's what she said?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the visual presentation of organizations trying to take down pirate bay

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

so pitted

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not bad, for a few drunk land jockeys.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Annnnd cue the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody on board looks concerned?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Nah there's one girl holding onto a post for dear life. Far right after the first wave.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not too likely. A three ton boat with two of those tons below the waterline. A more difficult prospect than one might think.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Depends a lot more on angles of attack, bow into wave is best, stern 2nd best, port/starboard is worst.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

More like 13 tons. :) She's a thicc babe.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now that you mention it, I think you are right. As I look at it, it looks like it would dwarf my friend sailboat.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah my 30footer is a hefty gal and she's 4,5 tons.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nothing says “I know what I’m doing” like flying a pirate flag ?

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My (admittedly limited) understanding is that larger sailboats are damn near impossible to capsize.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It needs a sharp wave from behind which turns the boat sideways and then rolls it over.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in surf like that. He was very close to broaching.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mate this was a textbook broach. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broach_(nautical)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True, but I tend not to think of it as a broach unless the beam end are touching thé water...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, reading the wiki, it says a broach is when the rudder comes out of the water. I don't think they quite got that far over.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, arguing with myself here. You're right, watching again the rudder came out when they pitched down, and off they go.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They can get swamped and demasted, though. Stàys/shrouds, shackles, attachment points can break.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah they are hard to tip they have like 12 tonne keels. Not impossible tho

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

looks like those tourist boats off Waikiki. They just go out for a 3 hour tour, a three hour tour....

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IS THIS CAPSIZE OR AM I WRONG?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BOth

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it that close to shore? The keel on that is probably like 12 feet deep

6 years ago | Likes 464 Dislikes 0

was my thought

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Looks like they beach it right at the end.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Around :38 the camera pans past what looks like a channel marker, he's probably heading into a marina.

6 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 0

Yeah I saw the 5. Ballsy to to maneuver that.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Has a pirate flag! Trust the shenanigans

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

looks like there was a list of bad choices and the captain just went "well might as well take the direct route"

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This might just be the beginning of a storm. Better risk it then a guaranteed shipwreck

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Channel marker, he’s in a river bar.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That’s Ala Moana Harbor channel during the biggest swell of 2019. The water is deep enough for large vessels but the swell was fuckin huge

6 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

From someone who has no idea about sailing.. what is a keel? I have been on some motor boats in wicked waves but never heard that.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

"Keel" others here refer to is specific feature on this kind of boats. "Keel" in general is the spine of the ship, on the bottom of the hull

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Like others said, its a lower fin, often weighted. It works opposition to the forces on the sail, to keep the boat steady.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like what the guy said it helps guide the boat who uses a sail, it also help keep the boat from capsizing when under sail.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's like that tv show, "Keele and Pey".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a fin-like thing under the boat that helps stabilizing it.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 13

And miss out on having a discussion? Ok lonely boi

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah, a "discussion about what a 1000 year old invention is", in 140 character bits or less. Come the fuck on...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Good talk

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine a shark fin, but on the bottom of the boat and really long. Lets the ship sail more directly towards the wind

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It allows it to sail period. Without it you would just blow with the wind

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So it helps keep the balance?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Without a keel, a boat with a mast would capsize very easily. Direction stability is a benefit and allows for cross wind sailing etc

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It helps direct the force and keep the boat from capsizing, with a well rigged sail and deep keel you can sail like 45° into the wind

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, normally filled with lead or concrete. Its amazing watching how far they lean in rough seas. Ive boarded a few at sea. Scary fun.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Learned something new. Thanks everyone!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is essentially a counter weight for the mast.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Probably more like 4-6’

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Double mast? I say more than six

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not likely. That’s just a 50’-ish ketch. If it’s a bluewater cruiser it might be 8, but that’s a rare example if it is.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well I learned something today

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get everyone below, and motor INTO to chop. Jeez.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

INTO to

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too late, he'd broach. Put the bow into the back of a wave, just after it passes, and full power straight in.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the skipper tried to follow the 5 mph speed limit.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If theres a risk of capsizing you dont want people below.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Absolutely do unless everyone is wearing life vests and are strapped in a life line.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much better to have them topsides w/o PFDs, because getting swept overboard and bodysurfing their way to the beach would be hella cool! /s

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not as cool as a dozen disoriented people in an enclosed space on a sinking vessel,with one small means of egress.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She was in no danger of foundering, but her pax were in *great* danger during his maneuvering for the channel. Capt failed his pax by >

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not ensuring PFDs were donned prior to beginning manoeuvers. Failing that, they should've been stashed below. USCG Capt 101 stuff.

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