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MartinTalamantes
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distortedlens
#FuckAllah #HasaDigaEebowai
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
I remmember the first time i tried pork. I just got to know some folks and they wer bbqing ribs, i felt the same way but i cursed mohammed
gad885
Thats how I like my woman halal in the streets haram in the sheets
morithum
Serious question: are food warnings in holy texts the ultimate proof they were written by humans and not gods? Discuss.
scotchwaters
Wow never eaten pork and you pick Applebee's ribs.
wadatahmydamie
Allah snackbar
gpaulg
I think you could've done better than Applebees for your first ribs. #no I can say that I work there.
itsLiiGHTz
Applepotamus
when it's haram but feels so halal
smoothoperators
Asshats
Absolutely Haram!
AphidTaco
I think extremists will find his apostasy more offensive than has blasphemy
CatBlaster5000
You learned me a new word.
circlebreaker
Yeah, from what I hear they're pretty touchy about their "no backsies" rule
saucysosig
It is an absolute joke
Chev8t8
What does Islam say about apostates.
Charcharm
Death?
Aquick20dollars
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostasy_in_Islam#Execution
TheShadowLloyd
Apostasy in punishable by death in Islam if the apostate does not "repent"
NextineX
He's essentially got a death sentence in certain countries now... I'm sure he's aware of that though.
rando84
But then we all have death sentences in certain countries now.
kmikl
On the other hand, he has BBQ ribs, and doesn't have to worry about being haram.
originalsh4rpie
Almost believable until the hashtag. #Fake #Hatersgonnasayitsfake
iDigDinos
I hope he's safe and still alive
CanadianSith
I'm sure he's fine
TheShadowLloyd
As long as no other muslims find out where he lives he can enjoy a life of sweet, sweet pork eating blasphemy as nature intended.
KNDBS
He probably lives in a western country so i guess.
be2210
Allah means God so I'm going on a limb n say he's never picked up a book, religious or not. Or he's just another ass posting something fake.
LXA591
Maybe don't say well fuck god lol but pork is delicious and you were a fool for denying it til now
AluminiumFalcon
Maybe he can say whatever he wants:
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Lionskull
I mean sure, he can say what he wants, but he doesn't have to be a dick about it.
AluminiumFalcon
Why? He can say it however he wants. Stop being a snowflake about it.
Lionskull
I like how you are trying to invalidate what I'm trying to say by calling me a snowflake. Also, not being a dick is a good trait to have.
AluminiumFalcon
I'm not trying to invalidate it, I'm trying to tell you to not be such a pussy about it.
tjn24
Next, he can finally get a dog
OF37
Former muslim here and I still can't eat pork, I lost a pair of boxers because of it, never again
rezpawner
How did that happen? Did you try to eat it while it was still alive?
TrijezniMujo
Stomach ain't used to it, can move your bowels hella fast.
SaveUsPapaFranku
It's a shock to the system, my Muslim friend had pepperoni once and was nauseous
squip
No haram no fowl, that's what I always say.
PizzaSlutForever
No ham, no fowl?
squip
Just as good :)
GodEmperorOfImgur
Uh oh. Looks like we have an apostate here. I wonder what the peaceful religion of Islam has to say about that.
spoileddentist
To be honest i really don't care.. do whatever we don't share graves
TheFoxCouncil
Depends which sect in which country in which time period you ask, I guess.
taibeen
I don't think the Taliban will be able to get him at that Chili's dude.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Over half a billion people on earth think this man's punishment for this should be death.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I don't understand why this statement of fact would be downvoted
MuchObligedMcNutty
Because you can criticize every religion except one. And people wonder why the extreme right is gaining ground.
TobyFromHumanResources
He is fine to criticise and other users can criticise his opinion too, surely?
TrijezniMujo
Try 1.6 billion
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Not every Muslim believes in death to apostates.
TrijezniMujo
Yeah, they don't believe in it until they do. I found out the hard way.
TrijezniMujo
Nobody is extreme until it is their "child", their "honor".
MrWolfwood
#FuckAllah lost it
Lurkingoff
I find organized religion to be foolish as a whole, but the ones with dietary restrictions are twice as dumb to me.
PlantainSuperNova
Technically christians are also barred from eating pork, but they like to ignore the old testament.
phosphorusTiles
/r/atheism is that-a-way ->
AluminiumFalcon
Well, it was because pork has trichinosis in it and if you don't cook it to 165 you can get very ill or even die. But they didn't have meat
AluminiumFalcon
thermometers back then and didn't know what trichinosis is so they just stayed away from it. But some doctrines die hard.
SomeRandomNobhead
Totally outdated now, but they still consider it an unhygenic food for some reason, tbf it is the closest thing to eating human flesh.
Lurkingoff
So.... There's a possibility that human flesh tastes better than pork?
SomeRandomNobhead
Bit of salt and pepper and yeah.
iShouldBeWorking42
Even after hearing the MythBusters tell me that pig was a great human analogue all these years, I never thought about this connection
SomeRandomNobhead
I know about it from Deadliest Warrior lol they used to absolutely savage pig carcasses to test out different weapons and fighting styles.
ZamboTheGr8
Glad you kicked the habit. Wtg. How much rehab did it take?
draculasnephew
strongly agree with the pork part. it's delicious but why the nasty # ?
TheFoxCouncil
Seems unnecessary and purposefully inflammatory.
likifucrieverytim
Well it not like u can't critique the fact he's never tried it.
christophercrescendo
I never understood the religions that ban certain food slash animals
VerifiedCollegeKid
Pretty limited to Islam and Christianity......for now..
kapp70
People ate undercooked pork, people died, the other people said "God doesn't want us to eat pork".
Xathraphor
Health, mainly. Uncooked pork used to be very dangerous, and shellfish affected by red tide can cause paralysis.
Helpingpeoplesometimes
Unclean meat is more toxic than clean ones. Even when prepared properly those meats are still really bad for your body.
km9v
Pigs naturally wallow around in their own feces & get parasites. Modern farming practices mitigates this.
Manbob456
My Torah portion was the kosher laws, my interpretation was that it was health based. Pigs were deemed dirty, shellfish spoil easily, etc.
gad885
Trichinosis is really bad shit and has been a major concern up until quite recently when eating pork
thoushaltnotpass
At the time there was no FDA, refrigeration nor germ theory. Religion was the only way to instruct uneducated people what they could do.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresden
Religion has been used to promote proper health practices in terms of hygiene and meals. Pork didn't hold well before ice boxes.
CorneliusCornwall
It was a health concern back in them times but to enforce it, it became a religious thing. "God said no. If you eat it youll get ill."
CocktailGaming
Would you eat a dog?
AchtuallyRetarted
Dafuq kind of question is that? People eat dogs all day every day bruh. It's called the REST OF THE WORLD...
CocktailGaming
Right, but the reason most in the western world do it is culture. Same reason religions put weird rules in place. Different cultures.
TrijezniMujo
Why not? Them's good eatin'.
CocktailGaming
Sure, some people do eat them. It's all about the culture's customs. That's what I was trying to get at.
GodEmperorOfImgur
If it was a matter of life or death, yes, I would. But it would take a while before I got that desperate.
CocktailGaming
Right. But casually you wouldn't because of our customs. Similarly religions forbid the eating of certain foods because of people's culture.
HellsBelly
But this is way past culture. Its a sin eating pork in islam. Like, eating=countless years of hell
CocktailGaming
We can go down the rabbit of listing all the things wrong with religion, but we the underlying reason is the same. Culture.
aninvisiblemaniac
I don't know but in the bible it says it's a sin to eat shellfish and cloven hoofed animals yet catholics have decided that's stupid
thisonestarfish
I had a professor theorize that pigs were an inefficient meat source in the deserts where Judaism and Islam were founded.
Tassyr
Originally it was probably a health thing. Pork and shellfish were easy to get parasites and disease from.
Iprefermypunsintended
all of them does. No? Even Christianity has prohibitions but most people don't follow as it's not convenient
VoltWrecker
It is rooted in good ideas, though. Back then it wasn't a religious thing, they just couldn't sterilize meat and pigs are very dirty.
questionablechoices
While it may be a control thing it may also be a health thing. Pork if not cooled right can be very bad for you.
Gaidenninjacat
Pork used to be soooo easy to get diseases from as well as parasites. Its much better now after new husbandry techniques.
Tunisia
Proving once again that religion/ appeal to divinity is more about controlling people than anything else.
FarmerFrance
That used to be accurate in biblical times but now we have refrigeration technology and know how to prepare it properly
Byrhtnoth
Yup. Even in the Old Testament you'll find a bunch of laws that are basically "wash your hands and only eat clean food."
xXBEARacudaXx
I was told that it was because pigs ate more food than they produced
Splosions
Pretty sure every animal produces less food than it eats.
Tunisia
Yes, this is what trophic levels are; it's true for all meat. Delicious though.
TrijezniMujo
Pigs are the most efficent animals in comparison to meat harvested vs food consumed.
kevinlo1
Like predators?
Throrf
Makes lots of sense historically, following the rule kept people alive longer.
PiggyWobbles
You can often find historical context that makes sense, such as avoiding disease. Often the reasons are obsolete but the practice lives on
LeggoMyAhegao
It's about control and in-group identification.
AlexHurlbut
It was also a way to set yourself apart from other people.
canttouchthisunlessyousayplease
I recommend a book call Cows, Pigs, Wars and Witches --- provides geographical reasons why certain religions banned pork
canttouchthisunlessyousayplease
According to the book, middle easterners didn't support raising pigs because of economic reasons, which is how it became practice
RichardDeanAnderson
That's it, you're banned!
SuperRockinMrMagic
I think many rules came about as good habits for well being that are not really applicable anymore, such a food born diseases
SuperRockinMrMagic
It should be against religion to eat under cooked chicken because salmonella
Expiredjelly
Yeah but I understand the vegetarianism and "only eating meat as long as it wasn't killed for you" stuff that Buddhists often follow.
Fl0zilla
go to a "ren-faire" they will tell you when it's time to eat
fitgirl1
Read Guns, germs and steel by Jared Diamond. Humans are weird
ImNotAnOrange
part of religion or cultural beliefs lay in the understanding that certain things could negatively impact health but they didn't know why
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
It's all about creating a false sense of community to control people. Sometimes the restrictions are unreasonable and then the goal is to
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
Make people feel guilty and "attone" by donating money.
SomeRandomNobhead
That may be the reason now, but it originated because pigs used to spread trichinosis.
criablelurst
Try eating seafood/pork that's been resting in the desert for a day.. instant mega-shits could be fatal due to dehydration in the desert.
criablelurst
2) And yes all those religions are from desert based communities! Hell they're all the same beliefs really. (I believe none of them!)
Bondedrobin
>writes "slash"
tablecat
Memearrows outside of 4chan is worse
Bondedrobin
Do you enjoy the Tea Lizard Meme as well?
Bondedrobin
"Memearrows"
tablecat
Yes? They got called memearrows ironically for a long time.
ChloePrice
Unless you're, like, nine, Allah probably doesn't wanna fuck with you.
IsaacZehPanda
You're mistaking Allah for Muhammad.
ChloePrice
Am I? My bad then.
SeriousBusinessman
Oversimplification of Islam and the Qur'an/ a strawman. Might as well just say "I hate Islam because I am ignorant and xenophobic"
Dman93
Promotes killing of gays. Chopping the hands of theives. Honour killings. Mutilation of female genitals...sounds likable
ChloePrice
I mostly hate Islam because religion is a terrible thing.
SeriousBusinessman
Idk if that's better or not? I'm an atheist but religion can be fine and it can be not fine
ChloePrice
Religion has no upsides. Every positive aspect of religion can be derived from elsewhere while it's a silver-plattered excuse for atrocities
orangegrand
Christians aren't supposed to eat pork either
GodEmperorOfImgur
Only if they follow the Laws of Moses, but generally the newest prophets rules takes precedence. Jesus came, and fulfilled the mosaic law1/2
GodEmperorOfImgur
and thus bringing in the new law. 2/2
orangegrand
Ah yes from the gospel of cherrypickers, I remember
TheDeanofLean
Christians are not bound by the old Jewish laws. Notice nobody does sacrifices and people wear mixed fabrics?
orangegrand
Jews do sacrifices???
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Thanks Jesus!
rezpawner
That's because most christians are really shitty at it.
cheshirecat00
Your talking about the first disciples Paul's dream, but answer this if the old law is done away with what about the 10 Commandments? 1/2
cheshirecat00
Are they done away with also? 2/2
TheDeanofLean
The fact those are a sin hasn't changed. Those acts, those actions retain their nature. Since Christ death on the cross we have a direct
TheDeanofLean
Link to the Father and The Spirit through Christ Jesus, therefore we do not need to be "clean" as in the old ways.
WEAREGRID
I agree, fuck Allah, but look out, we want you alive, and they don't, since you're an apostate
caboops
In Islamic tradition we are all born pure and Muslim and become apostates
CatBlaster5000
I was born to be wild. Explain that.
Theforgottenartoffuckey
Fuck Allah.... Fuck Jesus...... Fuck Moses ....... Fuck Abraham........ Fuck em all right.
Cartoones
NextineX
He's not worried about the hashtag. Apostasy is a way bigger deal than blasphemy.
WEAREGRID
Apparently drawing Muhammad gets you killed to so, which is more severe, dead, or dead?
sixsexsix
Theforgottenartoffuckey
Earth Jesus meet space Jesus
TheShadowLloyd
Space Jesus is cooler.... Also much sexier I have to admit.
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Hell yeah I'd fuck Jesus! He's hot!
Theforgottenartoffuckey
MotherfuckingJesseEisenburg
Hell yeah I am!
Theforgottenartoffuckey
I'll allow it
MyDogJake
5 commas. You'd make Shatner ashamed.
WEAREGRID
Look, it's how I talk. Periods are longer than commas, I never really use periods in real life except when I stop talking.
wadatahmydamie
Man, bigoted trash has a lot to say about people they've never interacted with
WEAREGRID
You do realise by that logic no one can say anything about anyone right? Mister "bigoted trash"
TrijezniMujo
I dunno, former muslim here, everything he says is true. Those fuckers want me dead.
sixsexsix
Isn't that kind of what your comment participates in as well?
wadatahmydamie
Nah, I've met racist douchebags before. Oregon is swimming with them.
sixsexsix
Was it racist? I thought the comment referenced religion, not race.
wadatahmydamie
Not a lot of difference in this context, being that the two are mostly intrinsically linked. It's why Sikhs keep getting attacked.