vmurr
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To the royal throne
First time in the women's bathroom like
underbedmonstersparty
I’ve seen so called “studio apartments” like these in London a few years back when looking for a place to live...
1fromneptune
#7 would definitely cause you to get shit elsewhere while trying to reach
vinpolo
I like the one in front of rows of chairs. “For my next movement....”. Stands, bows.
BoopityBee
#7 is my bathroom and the kids still run out of TP
Ellybethe
It’s like when you’re playing the sims and you have no money yet so you stick bathroom in the kitchen just to save money and space
rivitingone
#7 bothers me so much. You know why.
iclearlyhavetissues
I live in a tiny house. 20x8 Feet. I still found room to put an enclosed toilet.
omgwtfhuh
Tiny homes, RV's, campers. There's always room for a separate toilet area.
Oh4FukSakes
#14 I don't think I'd be comfortable taking a dump with half a cheek hanging.
imnotfeelingcleverrightnow
I legitimately have nightmares about bathrooms like these
zipsline4
Who doesn't like taking a crap with an audience?
JohncT
Am I crazy for kind of loving the multiple rolled walls? It’s an interesting aesthetic. Though you’d want to keep the seat height or above.
JohncT
Keep them* at seat height or above- I’ve had some errant streams at times... for reasons.
modi123
Assuming they all had the paper facing the right way. TOP, NOT UNDER!
heffalumpisbetterthannone
Normally I'd agree with you, but if I hafta reach way up, pulling it down would be more handy.
PerryTheDoubleAgent
#4 and #17 combined.
roosterofdoom2112
God mode unlocked.
Calasin
#4 i want that, and i want that noowwwww....
glovelyday
Nah, I can hold it...
RyanAstroMan
catscatsyeahcats
I would literally rather have my bladder or bowels explode.
fistermatic5000
I like the idea of my toilet being on top of some steps, but I really like the thought of having an audience.
klean9
BlackavarLion
They are coming for a vital fluids!
usernamesarereallystupid
I feel like Chariots of Fire should play while you ascend some of these and Benny Hill for the others.
mizadventures
That dirty toilet set in the middle of an armchair....
fistermatic5000
Didn't Homer make that?
briloveschickennuggets
SmileHighSteve
14November
My reaction as well
Unlii
Carmichael106
Go away! 'Baitin'!
Unlii
Idiocracy (2006)
teakasaurus
Has predicted the future disturbingly well u.u
gunnLX
I dont remember ever sharing my sims 3 houses
imtheimgur
Imagine sitting in this waiting room having to shit really bad while this toilet taunts you
bigfloppydonkydong
From the "church of the immaculate pinch".
ConservationOfAss
This bothered me so much, the toilet paper is out of arms reach!
FunkyKick
"you probably wonder why i have invited you here, tonight"
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
And some guy is like "I'm not locked in here with you, YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!"
CarInAVet
You ever have one of those dreams where you REALLY need to use the bathroom, but your options are so terrible you just hold it...?
ohjohnboy
I never hold it. I'm usually trying hard to shit it out in my dreams. Surprisingly never shit the bed though
CarInAVet
Do you actually succeed in shitting within the dream, or does something else stop you? I dream that I need to pee, but something stops me.
ohjohnboy
No I'm usually constipated in the dream haha. I mean this happens very rarely
mentallypsycho
I have nightmares like this
fartbox
I see no problem with the throne in #1
IllegalDuckling
Imagine stumbling up there drunk and falling off the side
JabbaTheSwampBandit
There's no where to place your feet even if you're really tall it would be a bad angle
PhaserRave
No leg space, no TP, more areas for water to flow if the toilet overflows.
ArtOzz
Anyone ever told you that you're very negative? Imagine adding a crown and sceptre to wear and hold while pooping!
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I have to say, pooping from an elevated position does please the inner cat in me.
5NoteHalf
"ATTEND me, peasants, while I grace the throne! Cast your eyes upwards upon me and know that I am above all."
ExTechOp
Like #9, toilet's somewhere in a basement so deep down that you have to install it like that so that it flushes downstream into the sewer.
hasdrubal
My grandparents had a toilet like that in their basement. It was... kind of a weird sensation.
MotherSekmet
is...toilet stairs a thing? why does more then one pick have toliet stairs?!
Ipoopwhenilaugh
Probably getting the toilet high enough to drain into the sewer line, avoiding a grinder pump
vulturedoors
I was going to guess something like that. Height assisting the flush.
saltysasquatch
I figure the same thing, probably basement bathrooms
alwayshappier15
This makes me strangely uncomfortable.
hiImyourcat
#6 I always wanted to tak3 a shit with three others watching.
dead0eye
#4 is weird? Come on, that's awesome!
domestomp
when it's raidtime there are no breaks for shitting
crankyoldgeezer
Let's face it, if that was readily available most imgurians would love a toilet in the living room.
1fromneptune
It’s definitely a bachelor’s bathroom
Bustajay
Agreed! It has to have a console too.
InappropriateElephant
when the seat is down it is a regular chair :P
AlNero11
I bet I will still have one of the two phones with me still .
SincerelyHated
Makes ya wonder.. exactly how much time does that guy spend on the shitter...?
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
If it’s anything longer than 10 minutes I would consider it unhealthy. You really shouldn’t be spending extended amounts of time in the John
quattroformaggix4
10 minutes is a long time. Only time I’ve done that is having fallen asleep during the middle-of-the-night pee.
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
When you get older 10 minutes is almost standard
quattroformaggix4
How old we talking gramps? I’ve just increased dietary fibre & water intake
ColostomyBrag
Correct answer.
HalloIamherenow
Those toilets with steps... when you really want to make the porcelain throne feel like a throne
crankyoldgeezer
i once saw a raised toilet in a mexican restaurant in new orleans. oh the irony.
vulturedoors
I've seen those before. Must be some reason for that design.
NotADodgeBallCannon
drainage has to go down, In low parts where toilets have been added but main drain is higher than floor
Grumblemags
Who the hell puts a shithouse in the kitchen? Poo particles all over your kitchen :(
ClubberLaing
Poo parts!!!!
oopsydsy
Retrofitted in a country/house with little or new indoor plumbing?
bigbluebigbeige
*sharticles
Grumblemags
Nope nope. noppeity nope.
tOWERoFjOY
Probably for geriatric care or other maladies
asshat01
M'lady
Epleskrott
It's usually in old time appartements that was build to have all running water and plumbing in one place. Hence the showers as well
grovberg
This was very common at the turn of the last century, especially in developing urban areas.
TheActualDonKnotts
THESE EGGS TASTE LIKE SHIT
JHawke
I'm not one for extreme hygenics, but that one takes the cake.. and it can keep it, I want none of that cake.
SpitefulRed
Russians
LavaAxe
Didn't the Mythbusters bust the myth and found out a toothbrush above a toilet caught less pooparticles than one in the kitchen.
LavaAxe
So the toilet might actually get more pooey in the kitchen.
derboexnergammler
I live auf n Vienna,. And in some very old houses You can sometimes find arrangements like These. The only Water line is in the kitchen
Persephone407
Do you want gastroenteritis, cause that's how you get gastroenteritis
moresaxandviolins
I think it’s called a bitchen
BishlamekGurpgork
Shitchen.
Mokelzwerg
In my country it is even forbidden to build a toilet next to the kitchen. Like almost everything else. Welcome to Germany!
ToastyMeow
It’s the same in Australia.
Julian9th
That makes sense, Austria and Germany are next to each other
CaptainWolfsburg
If you're spending enough time on the toilet to enjoy a show on TV, you need a doctor, not a television.
celestedrake
Except sometimes you get diarrhea. ...And for women, periods can make you want to sit on the toilet for a few hours...
metalfoto
Idk. theres people that may browse imgur forever (sure if theres power plug for charger)
CaptainWolfsburg
When my legs go numb its time to get up.
scatcatt
This is where the waiting room toilet comes in handy.