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Link to full thread: https://twitter.com/EdwardNorton/status/1329728889296355328?s=20
Oneeightfourthreesixfiveseventwo
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
10 ply? Fuck no - he’s that 1 ply gossamer shit that Menards puts in their bathrooms. You could poke a hole in it with a hard stare.
TheDarkWinger
And has tiny hands don't forget that
TheElusiveEnchilada
gis4gif
AngryGraphicDesigner
10-ply-soft-bitch
THEmichaelscarn12
testzero
This is Don. Don has bitch tits.
THEmichaelscarn12
https://youtu.be/P9GZWvrwtx4 this explains the origin of 10 ply for those that are interested. FERDA
PyroUKE
Clementine Clown? In the UK we call him "Mango Mussolini" or "Mandarin Mussolini" (that one has two meanings ;) )
Thefuckening
Shouldn't he be 2 ply, soft and fragile
Flemtron5000
Give your balls a tug.
josephmchugh94350
How have I only just heard the clementine clown, that's literary gold
hcysnc
He face looks like raw chicken. If raw chicken had a vagina.
Rex83ll4t0r
AMERICA =NAZI STOMPING. FACIST KILLING. ALLMEN ARE EQUAL SHIT. AMERICA NOW= INFILTRATED BY PROJECT PAPER CLIP LEFTOVERS N FAT ASS FACIST 1/2
Rex83ll4t0r
THE SOLUTION: 0 TOLERANCE FOR FACIST ANTI AMERICANS. WHY? CAUSR TOLERATING HATE ALLOWS EXPONENTIAL GROWTH HATE ANS SHITTY PPL. CHANG MY MIND
Rex83ll4t0r
1/3. I'm sorry for yelling. Opinions are exactly what they are. If anyone disagrees that's their right. Regardless its all black n white3/4
Rex83ll4t0r
To justify any of the acts and mentally of the reich kind is equivalent to siding with Nazis. YALL KNOW HOW THE ALLIES FEEL ABOUT FACIST.KTA
Usernamecheckedout1
Damn he went in ?
greenf1sh
That photo reminds me of the episode of House where House gets shot and dreams up a patient who gets swollen from an unknown disease.
HashMaster9k
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Brutal
TheRealTylerDurden
I felt like destroying something beautiful
SexualCannibal
THEmichaelscarn12
Zorklunn
You forgot toothless. Seriously am I the only person who's noticed he has dentures?
GiantMoron
I used to live in NYC and Trump was a punchline, how that douche became prez is something I can never comprehend.
burlyqlady
Have you *seen* what passes for a senator these days?!
GiantMoron
Ain't that the truth
FlailosaurNuts
Thank you. I lived in Philly forever. What the fuck.
duoplicity
demiseitrofv
Truculent Repellent Unpresidential Malicious Petulant
FlailosaurNuts
Another Hollywood opinion? Norton went to Yale and is bilingual. Are educated people now not allowed to speak if they're actors?
smorsdoeuvres
NonExistingWisper
I see Stephen Fry, I upvote.
smokeyfantastico
Thats 9 and half plys too many
rusaide
Finally someone else who knows what plys are
BoomGoesTheThermonuclearDevice
10-ply soft refers to TP, not tires.
rusaide
Yeah and ply means the same thing in both
THEmichaelscarn12
BoomGoesTheThermonuclearDevice
THEmichaelscarn12
Kelevra732
He's spare parts
BatmansUnderPantsAreSoSoft
He's a real life Garbage Pale Kid
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
I know it’s a reference but, can you imagine getting an organ donation from Cheetolini? Pretty sure I’d rather die. Not that he’s a donor...
Smayds
He can kiss my aesthetician.
theMightyPlatypus
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
Season 9 is coming, bitches!
albertcliffordsmullet
He couldn't wheel a fuckin tire down a hill
Narwhilian
His life is so sad that I get a charity tax cut just for hanging out with that fucker
Smayds
Fuck you Shoresy, my mum's a saint!
albertcliffordsmullet
Fuck, lemony snicket, what a series of unfortunate events you fuckin’ been through, you ugly fuck
Narwhilian
You’re such a fucking loser I ran a charity 15k just to raise awareness
albertcliffordsmullet
Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom shot cum straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish, threw off the pH levels in my aquarium.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Still baffles me that fascists, who value only strength, chose him as their champion. 10-ply-super-soft is right. He’s weakness personified.
letsnotgothere
Most fascists aren't smart and the few smart ones knowns the value of a vain leader.
DarkwingDuc
Soft handed, thin skinned, makeup wearing, spray-tanned, rich boy, who never worked a day in his life & has to pay for sex. I don't get it.
realargonwolf
Fascism isn't really embraced by the people that support it, it's rule by manipulation of fear.
LunaticRex
Wait until an actual fascist gets in power. They'll make Trump seem positively progressive.
pelicansfightingterrorism
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1980867194/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_TICNFbWQGV96B
imemmental
Just read the thread. Some of the Trumpets are actually terrifying. Yikes.
IHateYouMyselfAndEveryone
The next one will not be.
ratboy1896
Just wait. In 4 years there will be a more charismatic version of Trump that will run and beat Biden
FeltShardBurrito
This shit-show is a perfect storm that’s been incubating for decades. If the next person isn’t on reality TV right now, it’ll be a while.
DoomFather
I agree. Didn’t realize it til I watched McCains concession speech. The propaganda has been mixed in the kool aid for a while. Hate is power
GlassCanon
Much easier to manipulate him. If I wanted a fall guy that would piss all over the game board and flip it over on the drop of a dime? Trump.
HsuDoNihm
Fascists are weak. Of course they identify with him, he's a weakling like they are but he's in a position of power like they want to be.
AnythingMuchShorter
Also they wanted a champion for the every man, so they pick a Manhattan real estate billionaire heir who lives in gold plated penthouses?
whatpassesforclever
Lol, not a billionaire. But they think he is, which is what matters. Ironically, he may actually be the single poorest person in America.
AnythingMuchShorter
I didn't have enough characters to word it, but he inherited enough that he *would* be a billionaire if he just stuck it in some basic index
AnythingMuchShorter
funds. Like just a vanguard one, or any you might find on a list in Money magazine. But he hard to try to be clever and get over $1B in debt
iShouldProbablyGetBackToWork
He is a weak man’s idea of a strong man
TrueLegateDamar
A dumb man's idea of a smart man
FilthyRapscallions
And a stupid mans idea of a smart man.
cerpintaxt475
And a poor man's idea of a rich man.
devolutionary
And a coward’s idea of a hero.
JohnBluehill
/a/wUogLFK
MechKelly
Thought he was more like single ply. Weak, scratchy, and highly irritating.
THEmichaelscarn12
https://youtu.be/P9GZWvrwtx4 this explains the origin of 10 ply for those that are interested. FERDA
tzeege
And I guess that feeble, old, sleepy Mr. Alzheimer is strength personified?
surlythesnail
He’s persevered in the face of immense loss. That takes strength. But more important qualities are empathy, patience, and restraint.
DomerPyle
A weak man wants to divide the masses because he fears them. "Sleepy" has a message of unity which was refreshing for some
TheGhostofElizabethShue
My definition isn’t the same as the fascist’s, but yes I think Biden is strong. Guy lost a wife, and a daughter and then a son. Still going.
IWasGoingToMakeEspresso
He’s done more work during 3 weeks as president elect than trump dump did in 4 years as president.
Dustorn
No, did you even read the post you responded to? Trump is weak af.
Fuzzlebutt
He hasn't felt threatened by little girls on twitter yet.
MicrosoftWizard7
He ist't a whiny bitch, so, yes.
devolutionary
I mean, he beat Trump.
THEmichaelscarn12
https://youtu.be/P9GZWvrwtx4
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JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Fascists don't value strength. They value mobs that hide their weakness and insecurity.
SylvesterMarcus
He talks tough, that’s all they care about.
supremebossman
Yall are hilarious. Real men speak there minds in the real world, not online where there are no consequences. Pussys.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Because he’s never talking shit on Twitter...
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Like you here? :D
rusaide
Am I the only one who finds it weird that people think more plys means softer? That being said hes a bitch baby
Arrowheadx1
10 ply means you're thick, a dumbass. People misuse phrases like it all the time.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Well it speaks to expense, if you’ve gone to the trouble of that many layers it stands that the “super soft” bit is equally ludicrous.
DarkwingDuc
You've obviously never experienced the harsh indignity of single-ply toilet paper.
singularpunchgentleman
That's all the local stores have now. I'm really surprised the whole county doesn't have pink eye.
Buddasac
Fuck that made me laugh.
BeEvi1
I’ve had many an epic breakthrough while using single ply.
maximilianfragglebottom
sounds more like brad pitt
chetnixandflill
BountyHunterBobaFett
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
keystotheairlock
We’ve just lost cabin pressure.
gonzar09
knudude
KenKaniff357
HorseonaBike
Madv1lla1n
https://youtu.be/a6lgMx3f3a0
HorseonaBike
gonzar09
In the social media industry we call them "Upvotes".
vlu77
I see what you did there.
SchoonieBgoHARD
He sea what you do their
FlorpingAllOver
I lake what you did there
TagAlongMan
I puddle wheat youth dead bear