TheImgurOracle knows all. Ask questions in comments, get vague and mysterious answers

Apr 30, 2017 9:59 PM

TheImgurOracle

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Ask question in comments, get a vague and mysterious answer, based on tarot card draw (oh and an upvote, so there is at least that).

Comments (22)

END3RW1GGIN

When did you stop hitting your sister?

9 years ago |

djkr

I have to have to take everything out of all my pockets before I go poop. Why is this?

9 years ago |

TheImgurOracle

The cards say it is a baseless paranoia, try pooping with things in your pocket, you should be alright!

9 years ago |

BubblesDepo

Why am I terrible?

9 years ago |

TheImgurOracle

The cards say it is because you aren't willing to make tough decisions for yourself!

9 years ago |

frisby1234

will i ever?

9 years ago |

TheImgurOracle

The cards say you need to find another person before you can, but when you do it will be great!

9 years ago |

ht7t5h98zhrt8kfe5ibc

Is it wise to penetrate my gf with my foot.

9 years ago |

TheImgurOracle

The cards say it isn't. It will not bring pleasure to your gf.

9 years ago |

ht7t5h98zhrt8kfe5ibc

So I have to stay by using my nose then

9 years ago |

AK362

Who's your Daddy and what does he do?

9 years ago |

TheImgurOracle

The cards say someone who is virtuous, which results in him not realizing ->

9 years ago |

TheImgurOracle

his potential.

9 years ago |

FightMeYouLongAssBitch

Where do babies come from?

9 years ago |

TheImgurOracle

The cards say they come from you not being assertive enough to do what you want, don't have a baby because ->

9 years ago |

TheImgurOracle

your partner/significant other wants to have children!

9 years ago |