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ThanatosElNyx
Now I want a movie which includes a scene where an A-10 kills a Dragon. Make it happen Hollywood.
talonic
None pointing out the secret Azkaban prison full of detainees getting tortured by soulsucking monsters? Smells like freedom!
TheVakarian
These are the many reasons and more that someone should have bothered mentioning Wizard Hitler was on the loose.
ActuallyMyNamesMarina
You guys know that even Rowling herself admitted that her world's wizardry is no match for modern technology, right?
0xabad1dea
The wizard isolation policy has led to them not being quite cognant of the scope of changes of the last century.
ODISY
yup, they don't even really know what guns are, they just say they are metal wands that muggles use to kill each other.
KwartzKitten
Oh wow, +1 for that ending.
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
LonLonRanchDressing
i love this gif!!!!
wetfart92
chaxchill
That m60 definitely fires a lot more than 200 rounds a minute
pgon3d
This was a fun read in Aziz Ansari's voice. Not sure why.
catsonmeth
Harris Potter and the College Application Letter
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Ah, magic verses technology. I always wondered what may have happened if they ever crossed....
ElioNope
A wizard group would learn both and just win. Arthur Weasley's muggle-stuff incompetence came from ignorance, not incapability. Big words.
ODISY
a very confusing war that can be resolved with thermal nuclear bombs.
chbarts
Or thermonuclear bombs, even.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
I also wondered why in all of the HP universe there were no Anti-magicians. Worldwide arms races were always based off the last "new stick"
ODISY
because it would make the story unnecessarily complex.
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
fair point
SteveInternet
Still waiting on your letter huh?
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
Always.
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Our parents were sooo proud the day she got her letter.... We have a WITCH in the family...
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Found Petunia.
KernalCupcakez
Smallpox spells cause autism.
jawsnnn
Moms against wands
MyUsernameIsDaSchiznit
http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com/
KernalCupcakez
very informative, i should link this on my facebook right now to help and create awareness.
AcadianBacon
And smallpox!
goodiecornbread
This should have more upvotes
KernalCupcakez
I was late. most my best ones are.
cspinasdf
Interacting with Muggles causes autism. Can you name someone who has autism that hasn't interacted with muggles?
thrillingheroics
This is top comment in my head.
Meradactyle
and my heart!
Youareobscure
and my ax! wait wrong thingy, sorry
10art1
You know what? Let's just ban all spells in general. For the children!
niichanismybitch
Calm down there Umbridge...
IAmSierra
I very much enjoy the aggressive undertone here.
greeneggsandhamdrew
Maybe it's just because guns are my profession, but the M60 fires way faster than that (at least 500-650 rpm).
scaleforbanana
200 rpm is pretty slow, my buddy keith's kalashnikov he built (7.62 just like the m60) runs at about 300 rpm
stevetehpirate
Nope, as a non-professional I was wondering how they got an M60 to cycle that slowly... Was it a Civil War M60?
kerms
And I'd like to add for everyone that 200 rounds per minute is insanely slow for a fully automatic weapon.
HommeDeBois
Are you talking cyclic or sustained rate?
InappropiateBowtie
Yes, on paper, but in actual firing drills/combat? I don't think so. Waste of ammo.
guericK
Yeah, what the hell. I once saw someone played a videogame about shooting, so I can say this guy is correct.
McBeardy
I'm thinking it goes more with the idea of a standard ammo belt. Although I'm no expert just putting an idea forward, correct as needed. :D
Spiceman
It does, but that's if you go cyclic, which is dangerous because of barrel melting.
DeputyChiefJudgeFish
DAKKADAKKADAKKA!!!!
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Protego
GruenerWeissKohl
maybe he is using the one round function and presses the trigger 200 times per minute :P
smittywjmj
Most machine guns, including the M60, are not select-fire, and only fire on full-auto.
greeneggsandhamdrew
Like the M240B, which is a total monster to shoot.
WalterWhitey
I'm more interested in why that SrA is using an M60
wilybeaman
SF's are trained in a lot of different weapons
ninjato229
Given the rest of his equipment, it fits the time period. The m240b hadn't replaced the m 60 yet.
cougar9001
If he doesn't cry he gets extra ice cream at dinner
WalterWhitey
Reminds me of BMT, unfortunately
Imgurprettymuchsucks
Security Forces, JTAC, or Combat Controller.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
Or PJs? I was watching a show about them and most of those guys were a1c, and a couple were an! The guy running the team was a SSgt...
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
AB now an*
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
Not... not now. I'm too drunk to type.
AncalagontheBlack
Oh, house elves want to be slaves? I'm real sure about that.
BizzarreCoyote
I believe Rowling actually stated at one point that a farmer with a shotgun and a Death Eater actually are about equal.
MHfromNH
in IQ?
Mostlydeadpool
Which is exactly why they hide their little wizard ghettos with magic....
owlreader
If you enjoyed this, I highly suggest "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality."
evinism
Ctrl-F "Metho..." there we go
exposedwires
I loved that soooooo hard. Is the last chapter out yet?
ThePostsIMakeTripleGay
YES
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Nope, but he's been given a place to write, away from the world.
exposedwires
What's this now? Is he in prison or something?
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
*Snaps Fingers*
BoysBecomingMenMenBecomingWolves
As a HP super fan.
puffaliaz
There is a fanfic about a harry that takes science and reason and tries to use it in hogwarts... http://hpmor.com/
jogfeud
This needs to be at the top.
p4riah
Dear god, what have you exposed me to? It's Pandora's Box, both beautiful and terrifying. I don't know whether to thank you or curse you! D:
kiousu
Oh, there's the comment. Upvote!
Xendrash
My entire month has been shitty, I'm likely to become homeless, and this. THIS has made it all sooo much better, thank you. REALLY thank you
longbeast
This fanfic will change your life. No joke. You will find yourself starting to think like rationalist!Harry, and that's a good thing.
kiousu
Lw will change your life.
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
*snaps fingers*
wknr
I wanted to link that!
azazyel
There's actually a book like that. Everyone has magic except one boy and he uses science and tactics to beat people. Codex Alera series
Xendrash
I am getting the entire series from amazon in two days, this better be good.
azazyel
He wrote it on a bet.
NerdN1
Thing is, Harry has magic. He applies scientific principles to augment and enhance magic and vice-versa. "Can I transmute carbon nanotubes?"
wolfpreist
Jim Butcher Bitches. If you'll note, it happens a few times in the Dresden files, The Black Denarins will use tech to take out magic.
Cherrybomb29
This reminds me of Artemis Fowl, the early years. Later on he uses the magic and his technology to his advantage.
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
He did, but his strategies and tactics were less brilliant for it.
exposedwires
The fanfic is different. Very different. It's not competitive. It's philosophical and explorative view of the Wizarding world PLUS science.
localvagrant
Well it is competitive at times, like during the battle sequences (which are AWESOME)
exposedwires
I know what you mean but I was more referencing that it's not a story about science overcoming or competing with magic. As the main theme.
beloved07
I hate hate hate the way he wrote Hermione. An idiot with eidetic memory and an undiscerning taste for knowledge. That little game (1/2)
beloved07
of numbers-guessing Harry plays with her? My friends and I played that at age 6 and we all did better than she did. She's not supposed (2/?)
beloved07
to be an idiot with a good memory! How does the author think she figured out Snape's puzzle? By memorising every logic puzzle ever? (3/?)
beloved07
Or in the second book, she didn't figure out the basilisk by memorizing stuff. The kind of research she does takes intelligence. (4/4)
TastySnacks
Everything about Hermione is a disaster in this fanfic, imo.
fire6fox
The real reason why Hogwarts was made was to give young teenage wizards a place to secretly have sex. While Dumbledore watches from his lair
kcissoboring
I can't have nice things.
thisismyusernamemyusernameisthisdealwithit
You watch your filthy mouth..
Takila
And wizardry runs in the family... Guys, they're breeding the ultimate wizard, Tim!
HogwartsToiletSeat
As a toilet seat, I can confirm this.
UnspokenX
D:
Bob423
y'know, I'm not even surprised that Hogwarts has a toilet seat that knows how to use muggle computers.
HogwartsToiletSeat
Woot!
nobodyblindedme
shut up and say "aah". i've been holding it since dada this morning
UnspokenX
D:
akodorokku
And the reason everyone married their high school sweethearts is that all the girls were pregnant by graduation.
prfesser
He can even watch after he dies. There's a picture frame in each dorm. It's only empty daytimes.
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DarthWTF
You do know they changed it right?
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MornieAlantie
*sigh* *raises hand* I did. Then I thought they changed it back. Then I realised I was an idiot. Time for more alcohol!
cardthief11
Harmonex
itsawerewolfbarmitzvah
Pretty sure JKR said herself that a muggle with a gun'll beat a wizard most of the time.
ElioNope
Because no shields, illusions, confusions, charms or others exist.
Thekindofkindlyman
"Avada Kedavra" - six syllables. I think anyone who's gone through basic training can draw and fire before they finish that mouthful
MrAwesomesauce101
There was something in I think the fifth book that mentioned this.
smartkidjosh
The Muggle wins if the wizard doesn't know it's coming or doesn't understand what he/she is being hit with. Otherwise the Muggle is fucked.
DoesItreallymatterwhoIam
just use a cruise missile or some nuclear killing device and the wizzard is fucked
NerdN1
The wand is a little more versatile though. Still, you could mimic most necessary uses in a backpack of equipment.
Citragon
so why did they fear voldemort so much when they could just cap his ass? oh right... britain
xkr73
Nah, more because the wizards have overplayed him AND don't want the muggles getting involved.
theblackcanaryyy
i feel like i'd really just rather have a broomstick... think how much money i'd save in airfare
bashmuttons
i would fly around with my cat and a radio. Maybe start a bread delivery service.
q00u
http://imgur.com/lEEKgeE
BiggieCheeseForStateGovernor
+1 for nostalgic reference :D
me0me0me
Damn you XD now I have to watch that move again. Haven't seen it in years.
Redshift713
Pretty sure Disapparating/Apparating beats any form of transportation we have. That, and Voldemort learning how to fly on his own.
eggmuffin
I'm pretty sure the ice shear in his nostrils would put a stop to any transcontinental flights at half the speed of sound.
hermionejeangrangerweasley
if carpets didn't fall under the misuse of muggle artifacts... i'd love a magic carpet. it'd seat the whole family.
leprechaunsurfer
Not if you work for an airline and get travel benefits
tranderas
And no "random patdowns." Sign me up!
CptTightPants
Bugs. Lots and lots of bugs. Also air pressure and temperatures and other things.
iSoulend
You don't want to travel to an other continent with a goddamn broomstick. You just don't.
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
Save on Airfare? I doubt it. The amount of gold coins you'd have to snag out of gringott's could probably get you muggle airfare for life.
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
to buy the broomstick, that it
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
I'd like one ticket to London, but I don't have a lot of money...guess I'll fly Swiffer Airlines again.
NerdN1
Then think about sitting on a stick, completely exposed to the elements, through your entire journey.
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Protego
Comet260
I'd rather have a shuttlecraft, or an ARC-170, or a Starfury......
PedanticGonkDroid
ARC-170 =D I like the gunship, though it's a bit bulkier.
Comet260
I'd use the gunship to rob my local LEGO store! :) :)
Falcrist
Transporter.
OptimashPrime
Humanity fuck yeah
brambleramble
Humans are Superior!!
tasteslikechaos
You know wizards are still Human right?
galrock0
Humanity fuck yeah!
brambleramble
It's a quote from Farscape, sorry for your confusion
Pepinlo
Well magic is genetic so such a contrasting difference could make them a distinct caste of sorts. They do think muggles are inferior though.
Pepinlo
And by thinking themselves superior they're, intrinsically, thinking themselves apart from muggles. 2/2
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
Fetus Deletus
SpicedNipples
erectus protectus
FetusWizzard
Please Dont. I have a right to be here.
UptightVegemite
Unfortunately didn't happen to you. But I appreciate the gesture. The more libtard kids we can extinguish, the better
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
I'd applaud your attempts at being a troll on this five year old post but honestly this is a third rate attempt at best
NickMaida
ABORTIO
9thDr
Counterclockwise turn and TEAR.
squidaa
Zygote Byegote
blahlalala
goos fabaa
Cassiraa
Metalic Italic
whateversomethingdifferentiguessfkit
Yikes.
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
Pornegranate
Phallus Colossus
AureliaVerity
now we know why madam Pomfrey "never asks questions"
Marylander
Zetus Lapetus
IGotLostAtDildos
That's the same thing that came to my mind when i read that! Zenon!
jsktrogdor
"Now bring that fetus to Professor Snape, we need more for the 5th year's potions class."
FetusWizzard
Please dont. I have a right to be here
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
This guy
zjuka
your Italics HTML spell doesn't work here
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
I know. I can dimmadream though, can't I?
klausnominomi
There it is
Queynte
Coitus Interruptus!
anakin1729
It's a muggle term, though. :P
TheLastRegret
Cockus blockus!
ZOMGFLYINGTIGER
EXPELLIBABUS
LicensedAdHominem
I'M SUFFOCATING WITH LAUGHTER
LoganHendrickson
So what happens when you screw up casting this?
Mordorwinterknights
Erecto Protecto
FlamboyantTitans
Birthus Aversus
yoos
Biggus Dickus!
hencethequeef
Before you hump, charm your stump!
AssRanger
Proudfoots
Penis.
DaddysHome
thanks.
Proudfoots
You are quite welcome.
Queynte
Phallus Maximus!
Mordorwinterknights
Ave da Viagra
Queynte
The Unfuckable curse!
GuardianOfAsgaard
Expellianus!
blackguard89
These made me chuckle!
TotinosPizzaRolls
Cunnilingus Vaginus
Mistruths
Consider this. Expelliarmus disarms you. What would Expellianus do?
cyfy11
I'm a month late, but this is brilliant
Cambric
Step 1: Steal Emma Watson's hair. Step 2: Polyjuice potion. Step 3: $ex Tape.
jsktrogdor
I've always thought Strip Clubs would be awesome in the wizarding world. They probably have a selection of hair on the wall.
Kinderschlager
you're a genius
johcagaorl
I was actually thinking that this should be a major problem in the Wizarding world
sexarchitect
Step 4: Profit.
ICameHereToKickAssAndLookAtFunnyPicturesOfAnimals
Or just seduce her with a love potion. And then sextape.
robothobo
Do you want another Voldemort? Because that's how you get Voldemorts.
thatweirdkiid
But then we are right back to Fetus Deletus again...
tirusr
.... You'd stop at Emma Watson?
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
... You need more than Emma Watson?
tirusr
I'm just saying you could aim higher and have a hogwarts orgy. How much do think a Harry Ron and Hermione three way would go for?
DougDimmadomeOwnerOfTheDimsdaleDimmadome
Very true. Steal their hair, market their polyjuice potions, and keep all the Emma Watson to yourself
MeesterGreench
cyclic rate of m249 is 800
wolfpreist
That's not even couting the destructive potential of over the horizon artillery, precision guided munitions and, well Nukes.
Arteryn
FYI, that's not an M249. That's the M60, aka "The Pig." I don't know what variety it is.
Imonlydoingthisforthefoodporn
Sustained is 200. Fire at 800 and your barrel is rated to last 60 secs max before melting.
chbarts
Do you often have enough ammo to fire 60 seconds at 800?
Imonlydoingthisforthefoodporn
Nah, you'd have to belt four boxes together. ^^
BelfryBats
S.P.E.W. strikes again.
BenSwol0
"Not *spew*, Ron!"
rebmcr
*clicks fingers*
MasterTJ
As a fighter pilot, shooting down large slow moving, cold blooded dragons would be very difficult. Can't use Radar or heat seeking missiles.
NotACanadian
If they're large and cold blooded, they'll absorb all the heat from sunlight anyway. They should be good for infrared.
MasterTJ
Yeah they'll have a heat signiture, but assuming they'll be closer to the ground clutter it would be very very hard. so to speak.
bestbakedbiscuits
S.P.E.W? I've got one of those http://imgur.com/1Ly52gT
RedClatter
cool story: theres a party in Britain called the Socialist Party of England and Wales, aka SPEW.
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Our short-term aims … are to secure house-elves fair wages and working conditions. Our long-term aims include changing the law about
playthatrecordbackwards
(2/2) smoking that sweet magical herb.
hermionejeangrangerweasley
that would be Lord of the Rings
hermionejeangrangerweasley
non-wand use, and trying to get an elf into the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures,
hermionejeangrangerweasley
because they’re shockingly underrepresented.
thornykins
Oh my god your username
Konoton
Government sanctioned slavery sounds like a good reason to invade, don't you?
3MTA3
Yup. They might just have WMDs
Konoton
I don't even think that they need to use the WMD excuse.
3MTA3
Weapons of Magical Destruction are a very serious matter. What are you, a Death Eater?
Konoton
Policy analyst, actually. People don't trust the WMD excuse anymore without actually seeing it used. Slaves are a hot topic right now though
lagomorphprime
Actually slavery wasn't banned in England until a few years ago. It wasn't practiced, there just wasn't an actual law banning it either.
heresthesource
That no man can be owned by another has been part of UK law since at least 1697. Lord Holt said of it (in the un-PC language of the time),
heresthesource
"as soon as a negro comes to England he is free; one may be a [villain] in England, but not a slave". What happened out in the empire was
heresthesource
governed by different rules, though (unpleasantly). The clarification to the law in the 2009 Coroners and Justice Act was just that, a
heresthesource
clarification - but it had already been illegal for at least 300 years.
heresthesource
=)
lydocain
i always thought that a single swat team could easily hunt down voldemort. i mean grenades and nightvision goggles and guns n shit.
Pepinlo
And you know, not being a bunch of scared teenagers but instead adult trained professionals...
Dragaroth
Britain has one of the best elite long range teams in the world. fuck, MOST countries have elite snipers. could you imagine Voldemort 1/2
agentpingox69oo
Only thing with that is all his horcruxes. He'd just keep finding ways back into a body and muggles would keep having to kill him.
cheddarhat
Muggles kill other muggles by the hundreds or thousands every single day. Killing one more every decade or so would be no hardship.
agentpingox69oo
Good point. I feel like it's a fate Voldemort deserves too. Having to be ripped from his body for all eternity but never truly dying.
LordXeras
you could shoot him all you want but the fuckin bullets and grenades can't do shit against horcruxes.
cheddarhat
Send wizards to do the wizard work, rely on Muggle soldiers to keep Flight-of-Emo dead in the meantime.
LordXeras
If the Ministry were competently run, there would be joint operations between the Aurors and the SAS.
BrumpoTungus
Even if he can't die, he can't do much good as a puddle of liquid spread over 20 meters.
LordXeras
except his form isn't always corporeal.
LordXeras
and he can mentally torture everyone within a mile so...
BrumpoTungus
It's been a while since I read it but If I recall, his powers were extremely limited without corporeal form.
Mostlydeadpool
yeah. they could hunt him down. and kill him. how many times do you think he could ressurect? he needed hands and blood as i recall...
lydocain
as i can remember there was like 5 horcrux left? they have to kill him 5 times. piece of cake.
secondcityguitars
If a wizard can't stop a tazer he probably can't stop bullets either. NSFW http://vimeo.com/4273363
Dragaroth
standing at Hogwarts, and suddenly VIP, bullet right above where his nose should be. Keep him down a few years, scatter the DEs, bang. 2/2
GingerTheBeard
the problem is, he has an army of dark wizards, and is immortal to a degree. like, he already took control of the wizard government. 1/2
GingerTheBeard
what makes you think taking the muggle government would be difficult?
xkr73
Big, fuck-all steel doors and guns do a bloody good job of stopping most stuff.
GingerTheBeard
the problem is they could blend in very easily. your best friend since birth? he or she could be a servant of voldemort.
xkr73
Ah yes, but from the age of 11 he disappeared to a boarding school and didn't recieve things like basic science lessons... a magic-based[1]
xkr73
education gives many, many holes that could be easily exploited for security purposes. IE: Who was Isaac Newton [2]
xkr73
"Hello dark wizards! Dark wizards, this is Challenger 2; 64-tonnes of steel driving at you! Goodbye, dark wizards!"
GingerTheBeard
and youd know them how? how do you tell a wizard from a muggle?
xkr73
Oh come on. There's a clearly established genetic difference, AND they clearly don't know basic "muggle" things. Like a tank.
GingerTheBeard
POLYJUICE POTION. exact duplicate. and im pretty sure they do.
lydocain
not to mention what a single rocket could do with the malfoy manor.
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cheddarhat
That's the beauty of it. Guns are surprisingly simple machines, deep down. Springs and levers are pretty indisputable.
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vampirehedgehog
When the hell did Harry get training to use Scuba gear? That shit is complicated.
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Kythyria
Nope. The problem was people seeing it flying around when summoned. It's only electronics that doesn't work.
cheddarhat
And once fired, things don't get much simpler than a bullet.
jmartkdr
I recall Ms. Rowling stating that a muggle with a shotgun would kill pretty much any wizard in a duel, because rounds travel so much faster.
NerdN1
Yeah. Plus, they don't establish how effective defensive spells are at stopping bullets...
cheddarhat
We can't rule out magic R&D. In a long-term conflict the wizards would develop bullet-stopping charms.
Demolition13
Also i doubt you'd be able to mutter off a spell before the bullets hit you
NerdN1
It MIGHT help if you had a persistent enchantment that deflects bullets.
Demolition13
they could just run you over in a truck then
LordXeras
or you could blow the truck to bits. Easily.
NerdN1
Truck deflection spell!?
smartkidjosh
I'd think it would stop anything, not just magic. There's a part in Deathly Hallows where Harry uses it to stop Hermione punching out Ron.
NerdN1
But is it persistent, or do you have to cast the spell in response to an attack? Bullets are a lot faster than spells!
smartkidjosh
Fred and George sold Shield Hats/Cloaks in their shop which were persistent. The Ministry of Magic bought a bunch.
NerdN1
Couldn't be a perfect defense since people did die. I wonder if they're better at stopping spells or high velocity metal bits...
9cm5
I always used to think as a kid "I could totally use that invisibility cloak to sneak into the girl's rooms."
sodebonair
I thought that'd be cool when I was a kid, but seeing how long I go without being naked i figure there would be a shitload of just waiting.
ClarkGablehouser
Yesss... 'as a kid'.
retsaoter
Harry and Ron tried to go into the girls dorm once and the stairs turned flat and they fell into the common room.
VodkaReindeer
So did Hollow Man.
jawsnnn
"as a kid"
TellusEidolon
I always thought to use the invisibility cloak to sneak into the library and read all the books there.
9cm5
wat a nerd
TellusEidolon
*Looks up from a book* Yes, yes i am. Thank you for stating the obvious, Captain Obvious. *turns attention back to the book*
9cm5
I saw that.
TellusEidolon
There's nothing to see here, mortal.
KittyTrousers
I thought that too, until I realized that I am, in fact, a girl and can just walk in there anyway
illuminatis52
I believe there was some sort of magic that prevented the boys from going into the girls dorms.
MigueLemos
penis deletus!
TheStaleBread
So how did they get to the Chamber of Secrets?
9cm5
Yea, I sadly found that out a few years ago. Boys can't go into the girl's dorms... but girls can go into the boy's.
Harmonex
From first hand experience. (2/2)
Mostlydeadpool
like sex-crazed wizards couldn't find a solution to that... "I can't get into the girl's dorm. back to my place?" "sure"
GRex2595
They have a similar thing in my college.
ImARayGunPewPewPew
Christian college I'm assuming? At mine you can spend the night in your bf's room and no one cares but he comes to your room and you die.
GRex2595
Nope, public. Girls could come over to our side of the dorm with their cards, but our cards didn't work on their side.
ImARayGunPewPewPew
That's sort of how it works for us. haha
mandakat
The stairs turned into a slide.
adam1111
Escalators.
mandakat
De-escalators.
Stormblade
But not the other way around. So female perverts, go nuts.
DoctorWatchamacallit
see that's what you would call a loophole. you convince a girlfriend to sneak into the make dorms, and bingo.
spacepinata
In my fanfiction, I do.
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
... My Immortal?
Graphically
Oh god................ :(
AndSoAdInfinitum
God, that pissed me off so much as a kid. I hate that shit. I hated being treated like my burgeoning sex drive made me a danger to be around
DoctorWatchamacallit
4) and thus, we had a whole bunch of guys wearing miniskirts to a) make a point b) feel the breeze. eventually the administration took
DoctorWatchamacallit
I too hate double standards, but I find the best way to deal with them is to use them to your advantage until they are removed. in my high
DoctorWatchamacallit
3) the school rulebook specified "girl's skirts may not be too short" which meant that a guy could wear a short skirt, and not be punished.
DoctorWatchamacallit
2) school, nobody had ever gotten a male on a dress code violation but the girls were getting constantly punished for short skirts. in fact,
DoctorWatchamacallit
5) notice, and started to lessen up on dress code violations for girls
Jolzeres
Really? That got them to change the dress code for girls? Seems like they'd just make it so boys couldn't wear revealing. 1/2
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Yes... it's talked about in book 6. As boys are more untrustworthy than girls. Hermione was in the boys dormitory in book 3 - Christmas.
cactushigh
It's in book 5 when Harry and Ron see the notice Umbridge put up banning clubs... It's one of my favorite parts...
ZoranKnight
I just finished rereading the third book and was hoping someone would mention this. Also, Ginny broke in to Harry's room in the second book.
VodkaReindeer
This is so, so wrong. Boys would only go into the girls' dorm because they girls want to fuck!
Lastdarkninja
U want sum mgcl fuk?
hermionejeangrangerweasley
I read about it in "Hogwarts, A History" they couldn't possibly go into the girls dormitories, the stairs would turn into a slide..
ArcipluvianCosmicGallows
You can go up a slide... Also you could use magic.
hermionejeangrangerweasley
Or, they'd be magically kicked out.
wetslut
Yea, cos a wizard could never find a way to get up a staircase without walking up it.
FlawlessLogic
Too bad they could still hear you fapping under the cloak.
cspinasdf
Not for a ninja fapper.
TheBlackShakes
I don't know what a ninja fapper is, but it sounds like the kind of thing they sell on infomercials.
Dezban
Then how would anyone see it?
terbril
We have vaccines, but they have a potion that regrows bones overnight and keep it to themselves, the selfish gits.
NerdN1
And yet, I think muggle prosthetic legs are a lot better than Moody's clawed foot.
exposedwires
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's a retelling with a Harry that immediately makes this realization.
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
*Snaps Fingers*
ODISY
we got stem cells which regrow brain cells, and surgery's that replace bone with titanium.
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
they fix you, we make you stronger
Zodi
and yet I still have all of my original parts... I need that titanium upgrade
ODISY
its extremely painful and expensive.
Zodi
totally worth it though
ODISY
you also have to take medicine so your body dose not reject the metal.