DogCircles: Aliens, Demons or Double Aliens?

It's time to Get WOKE sheeple.

Some say DogCircles are man-made, just elaborate hoaxes made by owners to get likes on websites.If you believe this, it's time to open your eyes. They're trying to tell us something, and it's not "Like my photo".

Seemingly impossible, no? These doggies were found sleeping in a perfect "flower" shape...

Even more disturbing is the pattern with puppies. What could possess them?

It seems they stack together.. but how?

This is what's considered a "puppy mill".

(Watch how the human steps back in horror.)

We have reached peak Fidget-Spinner fad

This is considered "what the heck are you dogs doing?"

Well, here's the shocking truth.

It's not Aliens, it's not demons. It's not even double or triple aliens.

NASA IS HIDING A SECRET FROM US.

Oh, Ok, another photo from the Apollo mission? WELL LOOK AGAIN AT WHAT HE'S HOLDING.

ARE YOU AWARE OF POOPER SCOOPERS?

That's right, dogs, moon. Pooper scoopers. You know what this means.

WARNING: TRUTH BELOW, PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
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You have been warned.

This is a series of photos taken by the HUBBLE Space Telescope. If you look closely you can see what looks like two dogs shooting lasers out of their eyes.

This one's a bit harder to see, but you can almost make out a pug in that nebula.

This one is indisputable evidence, do you see the cluster of stars on the top right? Look closer... you can see a dog. I swear.

This is the last piece of evidence, a video taken in a Mexican Villa. You can see the villagers recoil in horror as the aliendog spins a supposed "natural" tornado.

Sorry for the selfie. Y'all need to get woke. Re-open that box of treats, leave it on the floor. We need another look at the evidence.

Also the trash wasn't me.