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Aug 14, 2018 9:27 AM

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Berkeley Mews - Comics by Ben Zaehringer

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This is as bright and cheerful as every Cyanide and happiness comic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Holy Shit, that turned me real sad in a fuc###ng second!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF just happened?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smart parents

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

isn't this exactly the same as a cyanide and happiness comic? like down to the reactions while driving away

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone combine these so I don't have to save 4 images

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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You are a god amongst insects my friend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 4

Everytime I see this gif I want to Reee. Yeah you saw it going differently, you were meant to, that's how the joke works.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

oh no

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It begins...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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What does this have to do with being American?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah you're right... was about to comment "We DO have super high divorce rates over here" but then I remembered the last panel existed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Harry Potter were American.

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 20

All wizards would be wiretapped by the NSA and Voldemort would’ve been taken out with a drone.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Good post. Well done.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check what side the steering wheel is on. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because in America parents aren't killed by evil wizards, they abandon their children instead? What?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

No, they are. I'd bet a few have been killed by some grand wizards

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Think an american would have hid behind the door when he broke in and shot him.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

That would have been the first not the potters

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Last night I realized my girlfriend is abusing aderrall. Tonight I'm going to ask her to leave and then I think I'll kill myself.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

May I suggest sitting down and making a second draft of that plan? Just seems like not all options have been considered

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Please talk to someone. My inbox is open. You don't need her, things can always get better.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was ready to go before I met her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's not a factor. Things can always get better, I promise. Please reach out to someone--I know it's not easy. I'm not trying to say it is.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I;m just trying to say it's worth it. You're worth it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you're trolling us. But if not, please reconsider the second half of that plan.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

not trolling. she's the only thing keeping me going. last night was her 4th night awake and she's still bouncing of the walls.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she admitted that she has a prescription but that she doesn't need it. I asked her to quit and she screamed at the top of her lungs for

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and hour. left the house for another hour. came back crying because she thought someone was chasing her. and then started screaming again

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

about the bugs living inside the bed that were eating her alive. I'm at a loss.

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