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*you're
Oct 18, 2014 3:34 PM
CinemaSloths
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*you're
Arbiterofperil
+0 Because I like the post but incorrect correction of "your" with "you're"
AllegedlyUncleTonton
Is that... Ben Affleck?
sooddthaticanteven
...can't unsee.
ChicksDigTrucks
Not even Jesus gets your/you're correct.
avocadosatemymortgage
The right form of your was used, you dunce.
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
i felt like i was taking crazy pills for a second. i read the sentence like ten times
pandaeyed
So I totally read these in Jesse Pinkman's voice
JacenSolo
#3 #4 #5 #7 John 8: 3-11, John 13: 18-30, Matthew 4: 1-11 and Matthew 26:26 respectively
ImgurAttorney
#6
BinkyTheRabbit
Happy Easter!
CinemaSloths
Thanks, that was the one I made for the gallery
ImgurAttorney
*pats back*
superwife
As a pretty conservative Christian, bout time!
cocoakoumori
"I got this shit" Mark 8:00:85
Scorpioli
+1 because everyone else is starting their comments with +1
NuclearLemon
Feels good to be Christian right now.
quade
Love these
Palfrost
Reminds me of
Varis5Hawk
lovely
SomeDetroitGuy
The ones with bible citations are best.
Imonlydoingthisforthefoodporn
+1 for Mark 8:00:85
JacenSolo
oh... i get it. lol kinda funny
MariamKrienke77
Baby, the South is the home of super churches. They're too good for tents.
ItExistsInTheMoment
Throwing this out there, but the "your" on #5 is fine.
bassext
y'all mutherfuckers need Jesus
UpTheFuckVoted
Did not know Jesus was StonerBro. +1
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Very many martyrs got stoned. In fact, in the OT, Nebuchadnezzar was on nothing but grass for seven years!
superwife
More people need to understand this. +1
Zeetoois
As a Christian, I can verify that these are 100% biblically sound.
MrXXL
Its funny to know that if jesus would travel to the US he would get randomly selected for looking like an arab.
lifef0rm
+1 for actually capturing the spirit of Jesus's teachings
Tkeleth
Better than most people I know. I live in the southeast USA btw... we count churches per-capita down here.
basicwhitelich
Pdffft. I'm in northern IL, There are 10 churches within a mile of my house.
RealYeezus
I imagine all churches in the south to be exactly like those in True Detective
dedradawn
Baby, the South is the home of super churches. They're too good for tents.
stilloldbull
I am hoping to hear at least one of these used in a Sunday sermon...
IUpVoteDadJokes
As someone currently training to be a pastor, I can promise you this will happen.
stilloldbull
Great!- Good luck in your chosen profession...keep it light and you'll keep your flock!
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
"The Romans didn't like what I was saying, so they decided to get cross with me."
AlexGalbraith
It wasn't his teachings. It was the temple smashing that led to his crucifixion. The Jews were the only conquered people allowed to keep 1/2
AlexGalbraith
Their religion. To keep this agreement going the temple paid massive tributes to Rome and the priests were usually very close with roman 2/3
AlexGalbraith
Leadership. To defile the temple was an act of sedition against Rome. So, he ded.
GuyWhoThinksHesFunny
Imagine if Jesus died by lethal injection or the electric chair. People would wearing chairs and/or syringes around their necks.
xtuga2x
Well the cross doesn't have to do anything with Jesus's death its more of a practice that was put in place long after his death
tkomgur88
Actually, it was the Jews.
Cowzou
Actually, it was both. Jews didn't like his religious ideas, Romans were afraid of a revolution.
tkomgur88
Yes, in a way. But even the Roman governor of Judea, Pontius Pilate, wanted to let Jesus go free and "washed his hands" on the subject.
HamptonianPirate
+1 for Yahweh pun
TIFFANYyouUSELESSlesbian
Good Scot these people are going straight to hell. But it's going to be funny there.
ilikedogsdogsarecool
666 points. I want to upvote but can't
TackyCat
It's Yahweh or the highway
knobbygnomes
Arab on Radar!
Erilis
+1 for OP correcting himself "*you're"
BlueSorceress
+1 for +1 for the Yahweh pun.
HamptonianPirate
+1 for the +1 of the +1
wildunicorn
-1 for "your"
doctorpele
Then he/she/it gave a "*you're" to one of the pictures that correctly used your.
llamafarma
Jesus looks like Ben Affleck
cleverestgirl
+1 for hilarious and basically accurate
graehall
Hysterically accurate, historically, not so much :)
graehall
Or believe that it's historically accurate... which is incredibly incredibly improbable.
graehall
BoneSawIsReady
We need the bible translated this way.
sixfoothobbit
Except the white Jesus and the black kid
MundaneFacts
Jesus could have been white (probably not). He also could have been black(more likely than white)
ParodyName
but he was most likely native american
CinemaSloths
I stay true to my belief that he was Russian.
Flyndaran
Like Santa he was all colors.
activecitizen
BUT THAT WAS THE RIGHT "YOUR"
Cthulhukitten
Jimmies so rustled when I saw the correction.
NerfherderVC
Yeah, that drove me nuts. Over zealous zealot..
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
i felt like i was taking crazy pills for a second. i read the sentence like ten times
becouse
http://imgur.com/NH2jWb2
doctorpele
And then they didn't correct the "your" in the last picture.
CinemaSloths
Whoops, wrong description. I got it fixed, thanks.
franklymydearidontgiveadamnaboutmakingyoursammich
I literally went back through each of them trying to find what it was correcting, figuring it was in the wrong spot.
MugofZeeCaptain
I am glad I was not the only one.
TheSparkySparkyBoomMan
I saw the *you're and I started going insane because I'm still pretty sure OP was serious
ifinallyfeelathome
I think he meant to correct the final one and did it in the wrong place
TheSparkySparkyBoomMan
Let's hope that was it.
Inoninja
I think they meant the last one and things got out of order.
roselmcposel
Maybe referring to the last imagr
roselmcposel
Damn. Last image but things gpt mixed up.
ifinallyfeelathome
the struggle is real for you right now
roselmcposel
So real. You couldn't possibly understand.
Grehgous
Yahweh definitely went over the heads of a lot if people. Yahweh was a name for God in the Old Testament
KungFuZero
TIL everyone in the middle east 2000 years ago was white, except for that one black kid.
imgursample
Jews have always been white, Jesus was Jewish, not arab. See Jerry Seinfeld for example, or maybe John Stewart.
KungFuZero
Jewish is a religion and doesnt dictate skin color. Here's what the average male looked like during that time
imgursample
Actual Cohenim Priest 3400 yr documented lineage.