IKnowWharYouDidLastLonger
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Jul 13, 2016 10:57 PM
IKnowWharYouDidLastLonger
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DrRobertKelso
So what you are saying @op is that you put on some weight but it's limited to your hand?
foxfire1112
Oh so she lost alot of weight?
mburicao
Is she a Pizza or something?..
janisjerryjimi
Sooooo you guys are dating again and she's extra Large? This is confusing
wickedT
Mine too! Pretty sure she could hear me and my friends commenting on the bullet dodged...
PrincessBride1
Why would that matter at all? That's just hurtful and rude and makes me think far less of OP.
imthenachoman
You broke up with your right hand? And how did you gain the weight? (joking)
UsernameOrUserfame
Title made this one for me.
whatitdoinhere
My ex dumped me. Made out with some dude. Got fat. Bummed out but glad she's gone. Physical abuse isn't cool. Guys definitely don't report.
whatitdoinhere
I feel you OP. Keep on keeping on.
whereisthehumanity
I really like the shadows on this one
starfire123547
Jokes on you, i was fat before i was dumped *ohimademyselfsad.gjf*
Annalovescats
*Ex L Girlfriend
imthenachoman
She lost or gained weight?
DarthVadersPuckeredButthole
Its sarcasm, she didn't lose any
calebisthemanby
I think the horribly delivered punchline is that she was so fat before that even after she lost weight she's still an XL.
buttcreambandit
"Sees ex girlfriend, doesn't pass judgement or even a single thought because it's not worth the time" -all people actually over it
Howdoilife
I feel like you can be over someone but still pass judgement just based on if they're a shitty individual or not
AliElkie
I'm weird with my ex. I wish him no ill will and hope he's happy, but I can't stand the thought of seeing him and he makes my skin crawl
vDorothyv
Thats not weird. I don't like seeing people who used to treat me poorly
cleveranduniqueusername
Mine didn't. She got fatter and has had 2 kids since I got rid of her. Warms my heart. Unfortunately my daughter still lives with her though
IKnowWharYouDidLastLonger
Some comments are just honest. Continue being excellent. Your daughter will recognize in near future. Look forward to this!
Knol99
Whoa this story took a turn at the end.
cleveranduniqueusername
That's the sad part of it all. I just don't have time to have her full time or I would.
noxiousSaucyBeast
Mine got bunch of poorly done tattoos she thinks is great...it's awesome
bioshockisagoodgame
was that me? am i your ex
noxiousSaucyBeast
Lol depends, are you a 27yr old blonde girl who loves bars, clubs, concerts and acting 16?
bioshockisagoodgame
nope
Poodlebrain
Hah, OP has a fat gf!
IKnowWharYouDidLastLonger
*had
Poodlebrain
*Has. You say so yourself: "Now XL girlfriend"
IKnowWharYouDidLastLonger
* had
JifLover
Is she sexless and alone? I hope all my ex girlfriends end up sexless and alone.
arrkay
But instead it's you who does?
JifLover
I'm going to ignore the poor grammar in that sentence and just respond. No, I'm not sexless and alone.
arrkay
It was a cheap joke. But I'll take the grammar education. I was saying "It's you who ends up alone". What should it have been?
JifLover
"But instead it's you who IS [sexless and alone]" DOES implies I'm doing sexless and alone instead of being sexless and alone.
arrkay
I was saying you end up sexless and alone. Not that you are. "you is end up sexless and alone" wouldn't make sense. "you do end up..." does.
arrkay
ie: But instead it's you who does (end up sexless and alone).