For a Hitman game that, fittingly, was called Absolution. Unsurprisingly, as indicated by this ridiculous trailer, it wasn't exactly the high point of the series.
Honestly? If we entertain the notion that Big G exists, one has to wonder on if he enjoys the various NSFW stuff that we end up creating.
I have this mental image of an Angel division set up specifically to filter through whatever is considered not good enough, and I'm mystified that I've yet to see the concept in media.
mikeatike
YouDumbBastard
flexstar
fell2earth
"Im sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty,"
"For the last time it's, forgive me father for I have sined."
wkearney99
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VVVLhS3PG0
Threemorewishes
What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays?...nun
JumalautaPerkele
PixelSprite64
BigPLLL
Priests are allowed to kiss Nuns. Just not allowed to get in the habit.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Zakaj se nunam trebuhi rede? Zato ker se farjem porivat puste.
Turboslacker
The sisters of perpetual motion
OmnipotentBeing
Ximinipot
Nuns are freaky freaky.
LegitOldSchool
"Forgive me father for I have sinned" with "Sorry daddy I've been a bad girl" vibe.
mycatsings
OlGingerBastard
The irrespressably naughty Joyce Lee
fearghul
She'd like to know God
Love God
Feel her God
Inside of her
Deep inside of her - Christian Woman, Type O Negative
Boxingjedi
mobbatbarnmedautomatvapen
kurtwoodsmithsayingbitchesleave
Sarcelicious!
ArdentNature
Ohhh boy, damage halfed!
graehall
TeelMoobeel
nice alternative to 'let me in or you're going to hell'
weave
Okay that was fucking beautiful
graehall
Thanks, I'm going to heck for making it but whatevs :D
weave
I'll save you a seat
jesusisherelookbusy
zubax
Forgive me daddy I have been naughty.
warpfactor1
Dear heavenly daddy, i've been dressin' like a baddie
Vergenbuurg
It's "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned..."!
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
Well... guess I have a new fetish.
NSFWfrontpage2
May I present something adjacent to your new fetish?
DdCno1
For a Hitman game that, fittingly, was called Absolution. Unsurprisingly, as indicated by this ridiculous trailer, it wasn't exactly the high point of the series.
MrHappySmiles
uh-huh…
somnif
Man, been years since I heard Alice Deejay.
Lordborgman
full source?
sadurdaynight
(god) *creates humans to be horny little creatures to go forth and multiply* (humans) *do deprived horny little things* (god) NOT LIKE THAT!
IrrelevantIrrelevant
Honestly? If we entertain the notion that Big G exists, one has to wonder on if he enjoys the various NSFW stuff that we end up creating.
I have this mental image of an Angel division set up specifically to filter through whatever is considered not good enough, and I'm mystified that I've yet to see the concept in media.
Toqom
If a god of any type exists, they are one evil POS that don't deserve our love or worship
Lordborgman
If such a being existed, it created everything knowing what would happen before it did so, so it made that shit on purpose.
Nuttsy
So...God just wanted catholic schoolgirls?
It'd explain a lot, come to think of it.
derekjohn
A whole new perspective on 'the body of Christ' ?
locutusufborg
samthepea
"Is she the one with all the shit in her face?" "No, that's Trudy, that's my wife." "Sorry man."
oldmanfromscenetwentyfour
mickeybond
What is this from?
PaulSzy23
Pulp Fiction
NSFWfrontpage2
Relevant
DmVirgin
Not even the fifth most blasphemous thing I've looked at today.
MylundTheMad
levelfivedetentionblockaa23
SnoopyDancing
So anyways,love that movie
mycatsings
FTUG
ultradongle
INCAR-NAAAAA-CIOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!! IN-CAR-NA-CI-OH HO HO HO HO HO HOOOO OOON!
yourelivingalloverme
wisher1977
You know Nacho was hittin that in the end. Too many nods to not be true.
Shaows
Joyce Lee, done in 2022. Website is NSFW. https://www.dazeddigital.com/art-photography/gallery/31501/2/joyce-lee-2022
iDrinkIsleLays
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KirchoffsVoltageLaw
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IMissBadlyPhotoshoppedMichaelCera
You had me at nsfw
Haemaelaeinen
That "Lost Paradise" is a damn good picture, could hang it on a wall easily.
dirtyFrenchman
The donut and churro.
schmau
Now I crave donuts
nachosyndicate
“ I like Ronny’s version. It really evokes the image of ass and butts”.
BeachsideBarghest
Don't mind me, just saving this for later...
cheesedogs
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iambadatspallin
That's a dot
AwfullyFalafely
Dooot
acme64
Not Safe For Worship
thereitis101
Well, that was something.
LariCheltsy
BoingBoingBoingBoingBoing
Thanks +1
genericanamoly
Never thought a churro and a donut would be what wakes things inside of me.
petresun
But is it? I'm not so sure.
Quessir
Needs investigatin'.
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LariCheltsy
Dickfish
weave
That was impressive, thank you so much
100zombies
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imgurmage
Yes... Very NSFW...
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nachosyndicate
I love churros.
Thanshin
I was about to comment on this same one. I would hang that one on my kitchen.
smashpro1
FlavorIntensifies
Achievement unlocked 425G - "A 2nd Religion"
onlyawfulnamesleft
The rest of the work might involve nude bodies and lots of em, but that one was the filthiest.
DisUsernameAmsDildos
coothlesscthulhu
TurtleBrawler
ironymus
smashfaceawesome
https://www.joyceartworks.com/product/midnight-snack-3-print-dp609
AHornyRhino
Uh
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Direct to their website, also NSFW https://www.joyceartworks.com/
RoboUnicornFishBalls
I was like how nsfw could it be, huh not that bad on my first page load.... But then I scrolled.

This is what originally greeted me and lulled me into a false sense of security.
GhoopiWoldberg
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Lun4ticH1gh
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TheyCallMeDrFeelGood
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bbycrrt
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GpaSags
It's like a less subtle Georgia O'Keeffe
bbycrrt
I don't know that I have heard a more succinct and vivid review of any media.
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft