Perfectly normal country.

May 20, 2021 1:19 PM

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Perfectly normal country.

M wife designs schools and they make it so that you can see a shooter coming with clear sight lines and evacuate.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Clear sight lines only help in IDing the shooter before the first shot. After that, the screams and gunshots are all you need.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

School can't change gun law, but can better protect. An unfortunate, but wise move on their part.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

BuT mUh GuNs!!

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

Muh guns and my lack-of-access-to-mental-healthcare!!!! Freedooooom!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truly, 'The Onion' is now obsolete with these kind of stories :(

5 years ago | Likes 882 Dislikes 13

The Onion may need to start stories about how the guns are actually killing people or how vaccines save lives

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Onion's reporting on mass shootings is actually the only sane reporting in America on the subject.

5 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 0

"'No way to prevent this,' says only county in the world where this regularly happens."

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

That's the one.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The Onion has been killing it lately, I don't know what moon you're from.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This isn't new. The high school I taught in a few years back was designed for the same reason over 20 years ago post-Columbine.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

same, my high school (built shortly post columbine) was overall a giant circular hallway.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That.. Doesn't make it better.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I agree, just saying this isn't a new concept.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, America. Where we have gun care and health control. SMH

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man, this is horrifying. I'm so sorry you lot have to actually ready you're children for murder. I couldn't imagine it.

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

The only thing that scares me about the school they built is that someone is definitely going to see it as a challenge.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've heard today's US children were better mentally/emotionally prepared for an eventual attack than Congress was on Jan 6.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

It’s pretty sad but yeah, the interns and young congressional staff knew what to do because of all the active shooter drills in school.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The day my daughter came home from preschool at the age of 5 and told me they did 'lockdown practice' my heart broke into a million pieces.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bloody hell man, I'm really sorry.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Has an expert in physical security I look at both the ability to defend and assault every building I walk into.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every school (both public & private) I've ever been in has been an exceedingly soft target. Many ignore the need for bullards.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Honestly, if you graduated from an American Highschool, i'd just congratulate you for surviving it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yet again we would rather react to and treat symptoms but not the underlying cause. 'Merica!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They will issue body armor to kindergarteners before they regulate the sale of firearms.

5 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

It'll be part of the dress code. Get sent home if you show up to class without your kevlar vest.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And parents would have to bear the cost. Rich kids get kevlar, poor kids get a frying pan strapped to the chest

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They already tried issuing guns to teachers

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And promptly had a bunch of negligent discharges in classrooms to prove why that's a bad idea.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love how the answer to guns is more guns lol

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good old WW1 architecture. If it works in trenches it will work in american schools. You guys go through about the same amount of ammo.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

I've read comments on Imgur this month about how safe the US actually is despite mass shootings. I guess it is if you don't know any better.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The chance of being in a school shooting is the same as winning the lotto while getting struck by lighting on the 29th of February.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

[citation needed]

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I said "mass shootings". Not just "school". Just because you may live through the week doesn't mean your neighbours will. Don't be selfish.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Mass shooting is the same thing, the chance is astronomical. Far more likely to die in a car crash or falling down the stairs. ??‍♂️

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That somehow makes it better? This is called ‘false equivalence’, you’re comparing apples with pears. Don’t be stubborn.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So clearly there's just nothing to be done about it and no one should even try, right?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's not the best, hey.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We're recreating spiral staircases, seriously

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But that was just to save space... Or are you referring to castles?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Spiral staircases were originally used in castles to strategically defend castles from invaders by restricting movements on the enemy's side

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While I don't disagree with the ultimate sentiment, we design most things with the worst case scenario in mind. Cars have airbags? Are you >

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Planning to crash?! Airplanes have floating seat cushions? I guess you expect your planes to become submarines. I agree that shootings are a

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Problem, but the argument is kinda dumb because the safety features are nearly always for the very small chance something does go wrong

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

found a balance where I'm neither well informed nor sane.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

This is why I have a therapist.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I do to, but the last year and a half? Still lost it for a few months. Had to leave work ‘cause “staying informed” is part of my job.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This sums up my feelings exactly but I didn’t know how to word it.

5 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

Lil bean said it for us. Just stay hydrated and keep moving forward.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen friends battle with depression to then find out they follow tons of “justice” “liberal” “animal rights” pages where they always //

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

See posts of people either missing, killed, videos and pics of suffering animals, even of people hurting them (to find them) literally //

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Julin Festival? Two words for a major depression.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

everyday. And I too want a safe place, and correct justice system and also to not hurt animals but watching that everyday, man, I can’t //

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

so I stopped following all that cept for like 3 major news pages and followed tons of artists and groups for my interests so it’s nice now

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

In a similar spirit it may also help to steer clear of crash / fail / public freak out compilation channels on yt

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His name means he's Christian the son of a Christian.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Those are some really good ideas. Or, or hear me out we do something about fun control and the mental health of those who use them

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

"do something about fun control"....who made you the party pooper?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't you dare control the fun.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Take care of the people with issues, so you can still keep your guns. Free or cheap healthcare system is a good thing.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Even Giffords.org is starting to say this. Intervention programs to stop the violence before it starts is the key. The Pro-2A crowd has①

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

been saying this for years and finally the Anti-2A crowd is learning.②

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is normal practice in western world. Only the developing countries have this kond of issues because lack of infrastructure.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it is even worse, because US has the infra, but no will to use it. It makes the country clasified as developing. Lack of basic edu too.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never had a 'shooter' (mass or otherwise) drill in my life, and I don't know anyone else has had one. But then I live in the UK.

5 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 7

Had some bomb scare evacuations, but never shooters, back in Northern Ireland.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never had a shooter drill in my life either. But then I live in the US... and I'm old.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the US we call them code blue drills, we do them about the same frequency as fire drills.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I never had a mass shooter drill and I live in the US. Then again I graduated back in 2009 before they started doing this shit.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I graduated in 08 we didn’t really have active shooter drills but we had lockdowns

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only experienced one lockdown, but it was because they landed a helicopter at the football field to medivac someone.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So just air raid drills.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I'm not that old, but my parents would have for sure. A German bomb landed in a field close to my mother's house. Didn't improve stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or they could have spent money on a mental health department, ya know, nip the problem in the bud. But whatever...

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

Nope. Due to delegation of powers, most of the responsibility for mental healthcare ended up under the purview of the states last time. 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why the mental healthcare system was on the verge of collapse when Carter was elected. Now, imagine what the Republicans in Alabama 2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

might do if they get that control again. 3/3

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This makes the assumption that they built the high school to deal with the gun problem and not b/c they needed a new high school.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right, but it's safe to assume that extra features like this costed more.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have the same amount of mental health problems (1 in 5) in Canada with an equally shitty system yet we don't have shootings like you

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You have a fraction of the guns the US has. Also the protection of the US vs tons of things that never reaches your border. You're welcome

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Obviously. Drop that welcome shit. I hate that. All the guns, drugs comes through you guys or overseas. You're not protecting squat.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not to sound snarky but I can't stand a statement ending with you're welcome when I didn't even thank you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the shooter finds out where everybody goes and goes there. What a dumb idea.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 8

The shooter has limited access once the lockdown happens.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not just that. A lot of school shooters go to the school they shoot up. They would be told and would know where all the hiding places are

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The curved hallways definitely sound like they would help

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh boy places to hide so we can get all the kids in one place so the shooter knows exactly where to go and can get right to it

5 years ago | Likes 391 Dislikes 12

They've stopped shooting up schools anyway. Now its grocery stores & malls

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's nice from a bullying perspective. Breaking up lines of sight makes it easier for bullies to ambush victims.

5 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 2

More like places where kids will hide from teachers to trade some "stuff" that may or may not be legal.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

The idea is that they don't find you. We were taught to all get in a corner along the wall in the classroom with the lights off, so that the

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Room looks empty to the shooter. Now having designated spots that all students know about seems kinda dumb, since that'll be the first to go

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Active shooter drill so the shooter ends up knowing exactly how to plan it.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Its security theater. The purpose isn't safety. The purpose is A: Show parents the school is doing something. B: Motivate parents to support

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

gun control.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aren't most school shootings conducted by students? Students who would go through the active shooter drills and know exactly where to go?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We did this at work. The hide room all have glass windows you can look in to from the hall.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats a shitty hiding place.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...bulletproof glass?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I asked, but I know the answer is no

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That just sounds terrifying

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I pointed it out, but nobody took it seriously. Then we had a shooting event at one of our sites. I should go see if they changed the setup

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Or fend them off from a vantage point until the authorities arrive. Just my 2c.

5 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 7

Or, and hear me out here, maybe shape a society that doesn't need schools to be designed by military tacticians

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like medieval castle defense architecture

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember my ALICE training saying if we were trapped in active gunfire we were to throw our textbooks. Kids arent fending off active

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

shooters, hell, find me a case where the police had the damn balls to go after said shooter themselves without SWAT.

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Think a school police person ran the other way when the shooter started shooting. Legit dipped on his duty.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Wasnt there one cop who got into some trouble for staying close by or something during an active shooter scenario? Or am I

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

School police are the lowest of the totem pole officers. They are there to give a false sense of security.

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Maybe it’s something where it locks from the inside.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Knock knock... Who's there? umm... POLICE!?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A room that locks from the inside with students around is just asking for trouble.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The idea is that there are a lot of them, so it would take longer for the shooter to reach each group of kids. Just slows them down.

5 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 1

Aren't you just describing a classroom then? Lmao

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

No, not really. More like smaller cubbies that can only hold 3-5 children as it has been described.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I guess that works... Still fucked that it's come to this

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Preaching to the converted there.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This. Mitigation (not avoidance) against an active shooter is to slow their attack until help arrives. It’s mainly to minimize victim count.

5 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Yeah but don't most of these end when someone tackles the shooter that they see reloading? Won't this make it worse by letting them?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ahem! We are aware that some of them are going to die anyways... But not all of them."

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

In terrorist attacks you can only mitigate you cannot eliminate completely. If a terrorist believes his target is too hard to effectively1/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Um… yes. When considering mitigation, that’s exactly the goal. It’s another layer of defense-in-depth. “Nobody gets hurt” already failed.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was being sarcastic, but thanks.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only recently learned about "bullet proof" school bags. The fact that they exist is saddening.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Any backpack is pullet proof if you stick the number of books in it we give to students today.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Are they made like bulletproof wests, with kevlar?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some even have a kevlar thing you can pull out and wrap around yourself. Hard plate in the back and kevlar all around your vitals...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much, usually just a "plate" (can be flexible material) of NIJ II or IIA armour in the back part

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

???? ??????? ?? ???????? '?? ??' ??? ?? "?????????? ?????? ?????????™". ???? ??????? ?? ??? ??????????? ??? ??? ???? ???? ??????????.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America is a fucked up shit hole.

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That seems a little generous. I would go with unconscionable atrocity of resource management

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

It's amazing how ignorant this statement is. Guarantee you've never been outside the continental US before that wasn't a resort somewhere

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 63

Been to Honolulu? Ya, outside Waikiki it’s a total shithole. Pearl City is a dump. I heart Hawaii but unfortunately it has it’s reality

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

???? In my experience it's precisely those people who go around assuming the US is the greatest place on earth.

5 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

Typically yeah, but now these keyboard warriors just regurgitate liberal propaganda like they're their own original thoughts

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 34

Damn liberal propaganda saying that maybe we should reduce the amount of dead school children by some incremental amount! Muh Freedoms!!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There it is

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

You assume they're American

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As an American, I completely feel that we're a nation of absolute morons that have been brainwashed into not giving a fuck about own people.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What the fuck would you know about were I’ve been?

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Well as a non-American who has been to America many times... I liked the people and being a visitor... But US politics, policies, propaganda

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

All those were, and are, super fucked up. It's a barely functional society at this point. A 3rd world country in all but name

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 8

This. A third world shit hole with a big stick.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

A colombian there, yes our country is a shithole but at least we're concious about it. EE.UU is a shithole disguised as a 5 star hotel》

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Totally cool dude, it's just the arrogance of the EE.UU that needs a reality check so they can work through their issues.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn autocucumber: a colombian here*

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Where politicians of both bands brags about it and their people believe it without a trace of doubt

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Spoken like someone who’s only visited resorts lmao

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 10

5 years Navy, been to Naples, Lisbon, Cypress, Jebel Ali, Dubai, Haiti, and the DR. Go back to your video games, kid

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 31

Wow what an amazing sample of totally developed countries to compare us to.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No one gives a fuck, dude. Trying to pretend there aren't plenty of parts of the US that are basically 3rd world shitholes ain't impressive.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Oh so you were a crewman on a ship? So you got like a few hours outside and now you think you travelled? Typical yank

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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So, you hung around the areas specifically created for the yahoos who stumble off boats to buy trinkets, booze, and street food?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You're a really delightful blend of ignorant and arrogant.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dude got off the boat, ate some “weird” street food, bought some souvenirs, and now he’s a grizzled, hard-bitten world traveler. ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Then you should know the US has become a shit hole unless you already have money. Paycheque to paycheque living is the norm.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Imagine that same situation, but without clean running water and shit electrical service, if any.

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This may be the only time I wish a delicious bubble booty was a LOT smaller.

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Man not even the future war cults want us anymore, America managed to surpass mad max without water shortages

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

...yet

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yes, we've about tapped our aquafers, The droughts are coming for certain

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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This was still the funniest shit to happen during his "presidency". I just couldn't believe what I was seeing was real.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I would like to see proof. We just built a school and it had sliding doors that could be moved to open the entire floor and seat 200+ people

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It all started going downhill when they said Civics wasn’t a requirement to graduate high school.

5 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

I had a '90 civic when I graduated. It had, like, 70hp but got almost 40mpg.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, they called it "Participation in Government" when I took it in 2000 in NYS, and it was required. The teacher hated me bc I am a lefty.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ah PIG. I probably would have liked the class if anyone else taught it, but the teacher had open disrespect for much of the class.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is civics class? Genuine Q

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Like where they teach you how government works. What the aspects of citizenship are and what the duties are.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It basically educates people on how stuff really works so you're able to make informed decisions on how you vote etc

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Neat. I feel like those were split up into different subjects for my own education. Never had a civics class offered.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It isn't over! This will be taken to the supreme court! Sorry, I meant supreme courtyards by Marriott.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Is Cloud Atlas even worth watching? I've literally seen nobody talk about it outside of Rick & Morty, and comments on a post yesterday.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Meh

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The movie is quite good, but the book is an amazing, unforgettable experience.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I quite enjoyed the movie in theaters a few years back, haven't read the book, but people are liking it here so maybe I'll try it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Absolutely worth watching.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yes, it's worth it. but if you have a 2 monitor setup, have the wiki article open on other monitor.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cloud Atlas is one of the best films i've watched, an amazing overarching narrative of humanity's pursuit of freedom

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Weaves multiple stories across time, each story with its own film genre, while all referencing one another.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When 4 seasons was a bigger deal than the hair color leak is when i realized that i'm old and not in touch with what you kids like any more.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I still can't believe this really happened

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Honestly, me too. Added that a good politician could have spun it easily towards a blue collar bonus.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, I believe but when I explain it to someone else it sounds stupid coming from my own mouth

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

nice

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Must be fuckin nice.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My friend doesn’t get it...

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

What part?

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The picture is of trumped team giving an interview press conference on front of 4 seasons lawn and garden /1

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because they fucked up and booked there instead of the 4 seasons hotel.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Satire = political jokes that exaggerate actual problems. In the last few years actual politics became like satire. In the multiverse theory

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

Basically when the onion becomes real news

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(that Rick & Morty makes use of) we are the dimension where there is no difference between satire and politics.

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Satire isn't strictly political.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

EVERYTHING is political.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ehh, it's most commonly political in some form or another. "Ridicule of people's stupidity and/or vices, particularly in political context."

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

particularly != inherently

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The president's lawyer got the four seasons hotel and four seasons landscaping confused and had a presser there.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Former president*. He's no longer entitled to that title.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Putin says "hold my beer".

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5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I was explaining it from the time period, but yes, former.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Or you could, ya know. Tackle gun control and mental healthcare.

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You’re a young person aren’t you?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

What?! And actually resolve the issues? You talkin’ crazy man.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gun control isn't the answer here. Fixing g our fucked up Healthcare and poverty is.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

You first buddy. Let me know if you get anywhere

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's no profit in that!

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

You may as well so all three. Even if they started actually trying to solve it now it'll take a while. And they're not going to try.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tbf, it's much more realistic to build a school in a way that reduces casualties than to hope for American politics to change.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Yeah and the kids can all wear back packs that double as ballistic shields.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Propably the mental health part is enough. There are many, many countries that have lots of guns without such issues. many ends to ...istan

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 11

Delegation of powers meant that, last time, mental healthcare ended up mainly the purview of the states. Imagine how much worse it will be 1

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this time around with how the states are currently run. Just imagine. 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats a lot of down votes. Fucking a thats a weird thing to disagree with.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

People are aware of the futility of pushing back against the firearms industry and the politicians they own

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He’s acting like it’s a magic wand that would fix everything, and like they chose to build the school this way instead of doing anything 1/?

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else. The reality is that this is something they can do NOW, since clearly gun/healthcare reform isn’t happening quickly. This school will 2

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also protect kids from any cases that slip through the cracks of gun/healthcare reform, as well as threats not covered by either of those 3/

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to begin with. It’s extremely narrow minded to type up a condescending remark from miles away from the anonymity of the Imgur app, and ?/?

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Architecture is easier! /s

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But we avoid gun control by pretending that anyone committing mass murder with guns must be mentally ill instead of just angry and armed!

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"You can easily go on a killing spree in a school with a knife or a car! Taking guns away solves nothing!" /s

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Mental health care,and then gun control, kids wouldn't need the gun if someone listened

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Nah, just give everyone a gun and the problems will work themselves out.

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Nah yhe construction workers will fix it don't worry about it

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And supremacy fallacies

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It’s a question of span of control. Wishing awaY risks and problems should be left to Twitter.

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But how could the 1% profit from this?!?

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Or you can do both.

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But the dumbest people you went to high school with will be upset!

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problem with gun control is the only viable option is red flag laws entirely because of the sheer amount of guns per person in the /1

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country even if we ban private ownership of guns today, it would take 100 years to full recover them all. while red flag laws allow you to/2

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take guns away from potentially risky people. Also fuck open carry.

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"But but but muh rights...."

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"They're coming to take your guns!" is one of the best ways for the Right to keep their voters hating the Left.

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And then it would still be smart to design a school that way.. because just 1 shooter in 100 years would make it worth it, no?

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Too expensive, doesn't make money

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Tackling those is important, but it’s not a magic button that will instantly change the country, so you need things like this too.

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We tried. Problem is delegation of powers. States ended up in charge of most of the mental healthcare. Thus why our system was in a 1/

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failure state after the 1950s and well on its way to total collapse by the time Carter was elected. 2/2

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Tbh we made our bed with guns.... ppl get mad when I say it but.try to take them away now. Ppl will surely die. There’s too many in USA

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If they went door to door taking ppls guns I’d give mine up for sure. But some Americans are fkn insane bro... it’s too late to control it.

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I doubt we would ever be completely safe. Even if we had sensible gun control, safer but still. The US would never take away all the guns.

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How are there even downvotes on this?

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because this is the only measure a school can take and gun reforms takes time

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Well consider how many votes Donald Trump got in 2020 even after the last four years.

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Lmao@38 downvotes, y'all make absolutely no sense ?

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Just waiting for boomers to die off. Hopefully they take all the anti-vax with.

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BuT WhO’s GuNnA pAy FoR iT? We do...every time. It’s like companies that lay off expensive specialized workers thinking they’re saving money

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NOOOO! 'Murica must remain freeeeeeeeeee!!!!! A few children dead every now and then is a small price to pay. Don't tread on meee! /s

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USA prefer gun care and health control

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Especially if they aren't white! Who cares about people of color!?! /s

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a few dead kids just keeps the rest on their toes! Cull the herd to make the rest stronger! /s (i hate myself for even typing that...)

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have hope, we all hate you too

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What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!

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What doesn't kill me is weak

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that's why we go around crushing and destroying nice things

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And what doesn't make you stronger, should, at least, make you funnier.

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it usually just makes me weirder and harder to relate to. but i have gotten some good jokes out of the experiences. win some lose some.

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During the BLM protests, our police forces were shooting at people on their porches. Just sayin'.

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Nobody said this wasn't an issue. The point is in order to help SCHOOL SHOOTINGS. Obviously yes, the police need to be reformed as well.

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The police kill more each year than have died in mass shootings.

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But hey, only police should have guns, at least that’s what’s being suggested by all the big brains here.

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I don't think anyone has seriously suggested that. Maybe some rich out of touch assholes.

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I know I don't speak for everyone, but I'm pretty sure most people on imgur agree that cops definitely should not have guns

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Yeah take firearms away from everyone except on duty military. You want to go hunting, rent a rifle and 5 rounds. Should be enough

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they should have education, training and maybe after that guns... same for the civilians... mandatory military rotation before guns?

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Work on actually enforcing the gun laws that are already in place…

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As an American, I feel like we’re too far gone now. The hole is so deep there’s no feasible way of getting out.

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Excuse me.. you are attacking people's rights!! /s

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What kind of gun control, specifically, would stop mass shootings? Genuinely curious about what people speculate would put an end to it.

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Many of the most recent newsworthy ones could be fixed by helping people cope with mental breakdowns before they turn to violence.

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If the perpetrator was willing to address it. 85% won’t. Try again

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I'd imagine because any type of crisis management the U.S has puts you in the looney bin and poor house.

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That's not really gun control though.

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Better healthcare and better working conditions would solve the vast majority of these issues.

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So not gun control. Stop going after guns and fix these issues.

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Exactly.

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centralized cloud database of gun registration linked with mental health records/background checks, gun safety training - 1st time owners..

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America also glorifies gun culture. To be an 'American' you have to be willing to shoot anything all the time or else you're a "wuss".

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I've never heard of anything like that.

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Ban semi-automatics at a minimum. Fuck em, I'm sick of dealing with this shit

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You understand that's like 98% of all "standard" guns, right? Maybe read up on semi vs full auto.

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Idgaf how many there are, make them illegal. You want your litlle shooty toys? Fine. Have fun with single action

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I don’t think you understand what semi-automatic means. Or how prohibition of prevalent items usually turns out

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Right, because gun bans aren't working in multiple western nations across the globe. I do know what a semi-auto is and we don't need them.

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You know how few shootings happen with rifles? Handguns account for around 98%+ of all firearm deaths. Mental health is the issue not guns.

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Ban semi-automatic handguns

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And .22 LR is the most used caliber in handgun shootings. It will be very difficult to get .22lr banned in the US.

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I don't know why you're being down voted. Its simple math. Manual/lever/pumps can take out less people in a short time. They're not used in¹

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Mass shootings. Automatic are, because they do the job. People who want guns for self defense or hunting don't use automatic. Why on earth²

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You’re conflating your terms. Automatic weapons are very rare and uncommon and have near zero instance of use in shootings. ~90% of weapons

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Semi auto is very popular for hunting and self defense. Full auto is heavily restricted and basically impossible for average people already

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First of, have all guns stay in gun-safes (that get inspected regularly). No ammo hoarding, max amount of ammo in the house.

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How would you mandate inspections? And what would gun safes and inspections do to stop mass shootings?

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Only give out guns to people who have a need for them. Hunters, sport-shooters.

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The constitution protects peoples' right to own firearms period, not just for hunting or sport.

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All that is obviously only the gun control side. Having basic (mental) healthcare available that won't financially cripple you helps too.

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None. That genie is already out of the bottle. A complete ban on guns wouldn't solve it. Mental health is the cause of mass shootings.

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I 100% agree we made our bed tbh there’s not much we can do now. There’s too many.

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Stop this stigma against mental illness. The vast majority of shooters have no condition. It's usually self-entitled boys angry at society.

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They are products of our trash society and trash *insert anything the government touches*

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Sure it would the US would not be the first country to go from lax gun regulation to a ban. It takes a while but removing guns from

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circulation starts with stopping the influx of new guns. The overwhelming majority of guns used in crime are originally from legal sources

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It would take at least a century to remove guns from circulation. https://youtu.be/gfaWQd4njB0

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We have the same prevalence of mental health issues in Canada and our coping system sucks as well. We don't have those types of shootings

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Alot of Americans are to busy chasing the american dream to notice the fingers they step on along the way then when they do they don't care.

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Also I'm American, I'm disgusted with the world. Pop culture needs to die and positive vibes culture needs to come back.

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What would it cost to visit a therapist?

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Depends really as they're all private. I went to one at $200 an hour they can be more or less

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Not to mention more than half these guys would pass any psyche test you gave them. They like to focus on the obviously insane to distract.

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Not stop. Reduce. Basic fucking background checks. Don't sell guns to people with history of violence or mental health issues. Good start.

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We already do both of those things.

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History of mental health issues needs help, not gun control.

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What is disqualifying though apart from a criminal conviction which already is? Say I seek help for anxiety and now I can’t get guns?

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Felony criminal conviction. And violent misdemeanors.

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We already do that

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Tons of loopholes that are easily exploited and its way too hard to get on the "no buy" list

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They don't enforce the gun laws on the books already. Why would more help.

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We really don't given that there are massive fucking loopholes that mean it is entirely legal to acquire guns with no background checks

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What loopholes?

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I really think it’s mental health. And I really think it’s due a lot to these various psych meds.

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Any evidence psych meds cause mass shootings, or do you just suspect or dislike psych meds?

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Most school shooters are middle class white males. They are despondent operating under the idea the world owes them something

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Yeah, I think they congregate in these chat and forums and all feed into each other too.

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I don't like terms like incel because of the stigma. It creates fertile radicalizing ground. Imo

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1in 5 Americans and 1 in 5 Canadians will experience mental health problems and we both have crappy coping systems. Yet we don't have>>>>

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Mass or school shootings like you guys. I think it's a combination of population density, glorification, mental health and ease of access

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Do Canadians prescribe a bunch of different psych meds? I haven’t looked lately but I know years ago every school shooter was on a psych med

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Definitely. To see a psychologist it's a wait and expensive if you can get in. To see a psychologist it's a referral and up to months all>>>

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"But mah school shooting rights!" - GOP, definitely.

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Mental healthcare and minimum wage would nearly solve it long term but affects wouldn't be apparent for years..

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Is that a reason to not do it tho?

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As far as mental health and min wage, yes full stop. It's just not going to satisfy the rabble rabble folks for a while.

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As far as gun control goes, background checks are great but going after "weapons of war" and "ghost guns" is silly security theater.

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If we do that how can we as citizens sponsor those expensive lifestyles of our governments and lobbyists?! Lol

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Tackle mental healthcare, and you solve gun control.

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Mental healthcare is often the root of the problem of gun violence, but not always. We really need much, much more widespread reforms.

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Not if you also ignore gun control.

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You can be cruel and violent and radicalised without a mental illness. I'd argue most mass shooters are healthy, but violent and enabled.

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Healthy or violent, which is it? If you're unstable enough to have an anger problem, you're not healthy. I've lived with anger for decades.

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Good point.

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Gotcha. No other country has mental health problems. You're right. Which political party stands up as healthcare advocates again?

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1in 5 Americans and 1 in 5 Canadians will experience mental health problems and we both have crappy coping systems. Yet we don't have>>>>

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Mass or school shootings like you guys. I think it's a combination of population density, glorification, mental health and ease of access

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If controlling access didn't work we wouldn't be trying to restrict Iran's access to nuclear material. Ease of access is an issue here.

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No doubt eh

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It's far easier to build panic rooms than to regulate gun control in our current political environment.

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At the school district level, definitely.

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Just a few people involved in building a "safe" school compared to the relative large number required to start the change

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So while I agree with your statement, you have subtext that is going for other points

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I don't get why you're being down voted, it's the truth

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Lotta people don't realize just how deeply-rotted the U.S. government truly is. It's difficult to wrap one's head around.

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Because people don't like to acknowledge the truth. It makes them feel like they have no control over their lives, which they don't.

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Probably because the rest of the world is going "wtf, no it isn't."

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I believe it's far easier to build a school than to make a law change, regardless of what you think that implies

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It's also disgusting to literally design schools in terms of defensive measures against mass shootings because no one has the political will

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or cultural will to engage in any serious discussion, let alone legislation, about gun regulation.

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Then they’re wrong. If the political climate was amenable to it, it would’ve been done years ago

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Bullshit. The majority in this country would like more strict gun control. https://news.gallup.com/poll/1645/guns.aspx

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It's just that the GOP lives on the slavering, slack-jawed loyalty of the Ammosexual community.

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We banned guns. Guess how many school shootings we've had since? ZERO. It's fucking possible, you americans are just stupid as fuck.

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I mean not for nothing but we banned most drugs here in the states and we still have an insane amount of OD deaths every day. ??‍♂️

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