Feb 27, 2017 5:20 PM
ShipoopiShipoopiShipoopiTheGirlWhosHardToGet
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MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Did OP have story in school?
sleepswiththefishes
NSFW
wotemer
a contemporary touch on a classic disney princess outfit. wow.
tiomela
My great aunt would have an Oscars party every year - fancy dress required. In 2002, she wore a burka. That's the kind of lady she was
Daddyfinger
She breaths sexy
kalimakalimaaa
Plava Laguna??
Numus
BRAVO! BRAAAAAA HAHAHAHA VO!
butterfingerist
KanyesSideFish
Let the boy watch
DonaldJTrump
v
yourpalBuddyChrist
Milo Yiannopolous?
Lol! Nope
EvilKam
Comedy goddamn gold right there *upvotes *
Automatomatic
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
I like her hairstyle.
Sheepdog1984
I'm here for T&A....Toes and ankles!
Blacklistedone
Jasmine's historically correct outfit: http://shoomlah.deviantart.com/art/A-sight-lovely-to-see-204955640
TheGhostOfHarambe
They still dress like this, but only in private. The hijab/burka/chador is for when they go outside.
Varies on the country/city but for the most part yeah.
omegaentity
"Considering said inaccuracies, please do not share this piece when sharing the historical princesses!" Not according to the artist's edit.
She meant the fact that it's based on a Chinese tale. But oops thanks for reminding me.
Buts it's not contemporary outfit. Plus the Disney version takes place in Morocco, where full burqa is extremely rare. I suck the fun out.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
haha, did you check out the one from robin hood? http://orig06.deviantart.net/4e49/f/2013/091/7/b/golly__what_a_day_by_shoomlah-d602t5p.jpg
Perfect
cinemeasctha
Not all Muslims wear this.
CheekyBreeki
Yeah just the women! *high fives self*
You're right. This is the chador. It's mostly worn by Iranians and afghans.
Contundo
That is a Burka if I'm not mistaken. School me if I'm wrong
I know but they don't listen, they just want to have their fun.
TheFinderOfPornSources
we know that. Its a stereotype, thats what makes it funny instead of offensive.
Okay
poodlypoodle
Wasn't Alladin Pre-Islamic?
turk187
The sultan says "Praise Allah" at one point. But Jasmines outfit wasn't accurate, neither is this pic.
MapleLeafEagle
"Allah" is a word for god/a deity that predates Islam. Christians in the middle east also say "Allah", as did "pagans" before Islam.
Synai
yes, but the formulation makes it sound monotheistic
Pagans wouldn't have referred to "Allah," as Allah is a singular, all-powerful god, which is contrary to polytheistic paganism.
Ffs, I cant write an full emtymological analysis on imgur. It does have an etymological history predating monotheism.
It seems according to Britannica it traces back to the Jewish term E-L, which is another term for a monotheistic god.
IIRC Aladin was adapted from a similar Chinese story and made more Arabic/Islamic. So, I'm gonna guess they went during Islamic times.
Looks like a hijab to me.
redjokerzero
No, post-apocalyptic future. Genie was trapped for 10000 years, but knows about modern pop culture, so 10000 years ahead
Applepotamus
Panzer89
Or, or, Robin Williams just loved to ad-lib like a madman and there's no deeper meaning to read into.
JahNoodles
Hence The voice of Robin Williams, duh
Also, Aladdin the Series occurred at the same time as Hercules the Series
ThoughtfulSatan
They even had a cross-over
FutanariSafari
and gay comic porn together.... I heard from a friends... yeah
Rule34 Fanfics don't really count as "canon" lol.
TunkkisOfFinland
Or time travel. That's a possibility.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Theory has one problem: GENIE CAN BEND THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE.
Then how did Aladdin team up with Hercules to defeat Jaguar and Hades? Or explain Mechanicles's seemingly anachronistic technology
I don't know! I never watched the Alaadin show that closely.
It's all good
Easy, Aladdin was a gay robot.
And the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future is also his Uncle. Which means Aladdin is Seto Kaiba's cousin.
Zaranthan
I'll give you a better bit to go on: Jafar wishes to be "the most powerful sorceror in the world", but only "sultan of Agrabah." Either 1/
he's got some weird cognitive dissonance about political structures, or Agrabah IS the whole world. 2/2
I dunno, being sultan of a city sized kingdom would be relatively easy and provide all that he was looking for: Money, power, a hot wife, -
ThirstyBeaver
I read that theory somewhere; can you link the article if you have it?
http://www.cracked.com/article_23218_6-awesome-pop-culture-icons-improved-by-fan-theories.html
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Neat! But the Zelda one is false. The tetra thing though was convincing
The original story in which Aladdin was Chinese? Or the Disney version? In the Disney version, they are Muslim.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Islam was big in China at a certain time anyway.
mangolimes
Aladdin, the person, was from some area within China but part of the Arabian Nights series. Around 1200, China reached unto the Arab world.
Or at least they've retroactively attempted to make them Islamic
shreddedking
nah, it's from islamic times.
universalcode
IIRC, Aladdin was living in China, but wasn't explicitly Chinese. Aladdin's father's name was Mustapha.
BytesAndCoffee
It was in Persia
No. The the book is titled 1001 Arabian Nights. Arab =/= Persian
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Thousand_and_One_Nights#Persian_prototype:_Haz.C4.81r_Afs.C4.81n
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Did OP have story in school?
sleepswiththefishes
NSFW
wotemer
a contemporary touch on a classic disney princess outfit. wow.
tiomela
My great aunt would have an Oscars party every year - fancy dress required. In 2002, she wore a burka. That's the kind of lady she was
Daddyfinger
She breaths sexy
kalimakalimaaa
Plava Laguna??
Numus
BRAVO! BRAAAAAA HAHAHAHA VO!
butterfingerist
KanyesSideFish
Let the boy watch
DonaldJTrump
yourpalBuddyChrist
Milo Yiannopolous?
butterfingerist
Lol! Nope
EvilKam
Comedy goddamn gold right there *upvotes *
Automatomatic
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
I like her hairstyle.
Sheepdog1984
I'm here for T&A....Toes and ankles!
Blacklistedone
Jasmine's historically correct outfit: http://shoomlah.deviantart.com/art/A-sight-lovely-to-see-204955640
TheGhostOfHarambe
They still dress like this, but only in private. The hijab/burka/chador is for when they go outside.
Blacklistedone
Varies on the country/city but for the most part yeah.
omegaentity
"Considering said inaccuracies, please do not share this piece when sharing the historical princesses!" Not according to the artist's edit.
Blacklistedone
She meant the fact that it's based on a Chinese tale. But oops thanks for reminding me.
Blacklistedone
Buts it's not contemporary outfit. Plus the Disney version takes place in Morocco, where full burqa is extremely rare. I suck the fun out.
ZombieZooZombieZoo
haha, did you check out the one from robin hood? http://orig06.deviantart.net/4e49/f/2013/091/7/b/golly__what_a_day_by_shoomlah-d602t5p.jpg
Blacklistedone
Perfect
cinemeasctha
Not all Muslims wear this.
CheekyBreeki
Yeah just the women! *high fives self*
TheGhostOfHarambe
You're right. This is the chador. It's mostly worn by Iranians and afghans.
Contundo
That is a Burka if I'm not mistaken. School me if I'm wrong
cinemeasctha
I know but they don't listen, they just want to have their fun.
TheFinderOfPornSources
we know that. Its a stereotype, thats what makes it funny instead of offensive.
cinemeasctha
Okay
poodlypoodle
Wasn't Alladin Pre-Islamic?
turk187
The sultan says "Praise Allah" at one point. But Jasmines outfit wasn't accurate, neither is this pic.
MapleLeafEagle
"Allah" is a word for god/a deity that predates Islam. Christians in the middle east also say "Allah", as did "pagans" before Islam.
Synai
yes, but the formulation makes it sound monotheistic
ShipoopiShipoopiShipoopiTheGirlWhosHardToGet
Pagans wouldn't have referred to "Allah," as Allah is a singular, all-powerful god, which is contrary to polytheistic paganism.
MapleLeafEagle
Ffs, I cant write an full emtymological analysis on imgur. It does have an etymological history predating monotheism.
ShipoopiShipoopiShipoopiTheGirlWhosHardToGet
It seems according to Britannica it traces back to the Jewish term E-L, which is another term for a monotheistic god.
TheGhostOfHarambe
IIRC Aladin was adapted from a similar Chinese story and made more Arabic/Islamic. So, I'm gonna guess they went during Islamic times.
TheGhostOfHarambe
Looks like a hijab to me.
redjokerzero
No, post-apocalyptic future. Genie was trapped for 10000 years, but knows about modern pop culture, so 10000 years ahead
Applepotamus
Panzer89
Or, or, Robin Williams just loved to ad-lib like a madman and there's no deeper meaning to read into.
JahNoodles
Hence The voice of Robin Williams, duh
redjokerzero
Also, Aladdin the Series occurred at the same time as Hercules the Series
ThoughtfulSatan
They even had a cross-over
FutanariSafari
and gay comic porn together.... I heard from a friends... yeah
EvilKam
Rule34 Fanfics don't really count as "canon" lol.
TunkkisOfFinland
Or time travel. That's a possibility.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Theory has one problem: GENIE CAN BEND THE LAWS OF TIME AND SPACE.
redjokerzero
Then how did Aladdin team up with Hercules to defeat Jaguar and Hades? Or explain Mechanicles's seemingly anachronistic technology
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
I don't know! I never watched the Alaadin show that closely.
redjokerzero
It's all good
EvilKam
Easy, Aladdin was a gay robot.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
And the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future is also his Uncle. Which means Aladdin is Seto Kaiba's cousin.
Zaranthan
I'll give you a better bit to go on: Jafar wishes to be "the most powerful sorceror in the world", but only "sultan of Agrabah." Either 1/
Zaranthan
he's got some weird cognitive dissonance about political structures, or Agrabah IS the whole world. 2/2
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
I dunno, being sultan of a city sized kingdom would be relatively easy and provide all that he was looking for: Money, power, a hot wife, -
ThirstyBeaver
I read that theory somewhere; can you link the article if you have it?
redjokerzero
http://www.cracked.com/article_23218_6-awesome-pop-culture-icons-improved-by-fan-theories.html
JustAnotherLinkInTheChain
Neat! But the Zelda one is false. The tetra thing though was convincing
ThirstyBeaver
The original story in which Aladdin was Chinese? Or the Disney version? In the Disney version, they are Muslim.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Islam was big in China at a certain time anyway.
mangolimes
Aladdin, the person, was from some area within China but part of the Arabian Nights series. Around 1200, China reached unto the Arab world.
ThirstyBeaver
Or at least they've retroactively attempted to make them Islamic
shreddedking
nah, it's from islamic times.
universalcode
IIRC, Aladdin was living in China, but wasn't explicitly Chinese. Aladdin's father's name was Mustapha.
BytesAndCoffee
It was in Persia
universalcode
No. The the book is titled 1001 Arabian Nights. Arab =/= Persian
BytesAndCoffee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Thousand_and_One_Nights#Persian_prototype:_Haz.C4.81r_Afs.C4.81n