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Still makes me chuckle.
Bird tax.
FP edit* holy cow I'm on the front page! Send nudes and the best office memes you have!
MollyNapQueen
I heard a sjw tell me that the alphabet is sexist and needs to change.
uummma
oh my goat
Armorfinish
I like how that first chick calls men inferior while still implying that men invented the english language with no influence from women.
inboxmefoxes
'Stay in your lane' is such a satisfying sendoff line.
tpgreyknight
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder.
mondaysaretheworst
This is new to me and i am going to give it an
CatsAndCoffeeAndCats
I am going to give it an pew
Vedar
There are some really stupid ghomons out there...
Bootsy81
As a biologically inferior male I'm glad this puppet of the patriarchy came along and stopped this female uncovering our scheme.
stabby506
Swofeper?
pubbers
SWOFEHUPER
WonderHowLongMyUsernameCouldBeBeforeImgurStopsMe
SHE MALE oh wait
avorius
Tumblr spreading baseless nonsense?
kamosey
To keep things balanced I named my daughter Herman.
SirSchinken
Like the German Herrmann? Like my grandpa? Which literally means Man-Man?
wherethehorriblethingsare
This is more clever than its points suggest.
GodEmperorOfImgur
Took me like a second, then I laughed.
agentarcher
So "she" is derived from the proto-Germanic THOT?
mofreckle
Is he mansplaining to me?
shiftdi3s3l
That was magnificent. Akin to rainbows spat from corpses in a unicorn massacre.
Manet
SWOFEHUPER!
EBlackR
Shewofehuper hemanmaleson
Pining4TheFjords
Chubby cardinal!
ErnestoMartinezOrdaz
This doesn’t apply in many languages.
AwesomeTeddybear
I think you'd be surprised
Jadecomet
English is really the only language with idiots like this
Musubi626
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
If you're throwing a fit over male affixes in certian words you're so priviledged you have to make up reasons to feel like a victim.
Sekolah
Recreational outrage
Taazar
There was a girl made a video of herself pouring bleach on men's crotches for man spreading on Snapchat... People are actually insane
EternalAzhrei
We can't call them firemen because it will discourage little girls, but let's call the word for everything wrong in the world "Patriarchy".
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
To be fair, none of the posters here were really 'throwing a fit'. You're very close to saying 'you shouldn't complain about minor issues'.
Vedar
I think they mean the person that raised the original complaint.
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
I was talking about in the OP.
frizzlfry
So true,including narcissistic,by making up issues. wile women in other parts of the world live with few-no legal rights or choices.
lesbianwholovesbeerandcheese
So because women in other countries have it worse than us we should stop seeking equality ? What a shit argument.
frizzlfry
Are you still talking about the original post here? Bc my comment was in response to the post, that was 100% made up problem.
frizzlfry
But yeah there are problems women face in this country for sure. Even those problems are not solved by pointing fingers at “the patriarchy”
KoolStoryBrah
My favorite super hero is HeManMaleManSon
tpgreyknight
In the language of his home planet, it means "Hope"
RaynWisp
His daughter would be HeManMaleManSondottir
SpockFromStarWars
And his arch-nemesis, Swofe Huper
HermeneuticalQuandary
This is so old it’s demanding sufferage
CeruleanFish10
The word suffrage comes from Latin suffragium, meaning "vote", "political support", and the right to vote... NOT suffer...Hehe jk...
gronterrino
"It's demanding upvote"
ButterfaceTaintClown
Fascism's linguistic root is fascinus, an ancient Roman festival focused on the penis, which is fascinating. Even more (1
ButterfaceTaintClown
Fascinating is that fascinating also shares this linguistic root. As does fascinator - an ornate, often feathered hairpiece that draws (2
ButterfaceTaintClown
Attention to the wearer, much like a cockerell's display to impress hens. Hence the English saying "he thinks he's cock of the walk" (3
ButterfaceTaintClown
To describe a man with an inflated sense of ego. This swollen display, to impress women is perhaps why cock has become slang for male (4
NinjaCongo
The etymological root of fascism is the Latin word "fasces" which - I'm not making this up - means "bundle of sticks".
ButterfaceTaintClown
Wrong.
NinjaCongo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascism#Etymology
CeruleanFish10
I is no smart I googled :D Kind regards
RayMC
I've gotten shit because I used the word "he" to refer to an unknown player in an online game, and someone was all "yOu tHiNk alL (1)
RayMC
pLaYeRs aRe MaLesZssz?!?" I had to explain that in this case, "he" was the default word to use in the English language. Person insisted (2)
RayMC
that language was changing and that I should have used "they" instead. I refused. Ironically though, this undercuts the OP's point, and (3)
RayMC
since in this case the male form of the word is default. Still, I'm not gonna abandon the way I speak because someone's offended. (4/4)
ReykStilbrook
“I’m not going to abandon the way I speak even though it is wrong” is what you said there. You may not have written it, but it’s right there
GodEmperorOfImgur
Unless you're going to assume that the unknown person has split personality, don't use "they".
blissinignorance
Thanks for the laugh
BladeMcCloud
Maybe you need to look through OP's post again.
RayMC
Its not though. They is plural, not unknown. The masculine pronoun is always used to refer to an unknown individual. I'm not making this up.
phionix33
Are you familiar with Wittgenstein and how he described language as "forms of life"?
agentarcher
Oh, yeah. And "history" is not "his story" either.
ErnestoMartinezOrdaz
Right, in Spanish, history is historia. A female word.
Thaskippy
It's called his story because her story consists of talking about shoes and shitting on other women that weren't there.
agentarcher
https://imgur.com/YJNa0OX
dontfloatmygoat
I didn't think it was that bad. I think you'll find he left "sausage" out of his dictionary. Oh, and "aardvark".
dontfloatmygoat
Yes. Thought about that-But I’ve got an English degree not one in Linguistics. Thought I’d get blown out the water. Neck wound in!
therealgrennhald
History comes from the title of Herodotus of Halicarnasus' book Historia, which was the Greek for story.
Exosist
"But that's FACTS! I hate FACTS, REEEEEEE!"
anythingtoavoidnumbers
While I appreciate the well deserved savagery, Can a biologist please explain to her why there is no "biological inferiority" in gender.
Slingsby
Agenda serving nonesense
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CatNapKing
Might also be because men are physically superior and were able to subjugate women that way and not let them contribute...
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CatNapKing
Define "equally", especially in regards to past societies. Even in some current societies, women are equal by law but not treated equal.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
snoozer
Sorry I don’t have time to enjoy, I’m out looking for that Werewolf I’d like to F
Ceedubelu
I need more savage memes in my life.
Ceedubelu
Reinst3ckefuchs
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
Ceedubelu
Memeception complete.
SinStar87
Other than it being wrong, as the rest of the post, linked by someone below, shows.
SinStar87
Amazes and terrifies me how many willing gulp down agreeable misinformation.
RedNumber9
@OP you missed the rest https://www.google.com/amp/tumblinguistics.tumblr.com/post/142090790851/smallwanderer218-dedalvs-madmaudlingoes/amp
VenecTheSecond
OP didn't miss it, it was left out on purpose.
equityforpunks
I don't know.. if discussion ends with "misogyny is real, misandry is not" it sure might have some very biased arguments.
LumpyBerries
Username checks out
ZOMGNO
Agreed. It was a good read, but that undermined itself.
Ninthshadow
Discrimination is a two way street.
dontfloatmygoat
Yes. I thought some really valid points were raised here only to be dashed by the ‘misandry isn’t real’ bit.
DjSvice
As it says at the bottom always fact check. You are the real MVP here.
KaBar41
Wonderful people on that post... "Men's rights are not real"... yep. Awesome, totally unbiased people. I hate Leslie Knope's character.
NotGonnaLieBut
Thanks dude
RedNumber9
NP!
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YouMakeMeFeelLikeiHaveToPoop
As someone who just grasped the whole “where/were/we’re” thing. I have no clue what the fuck I was reading but it sounded smart.
DorthLous
... I have a 4k screen... WHY ARE YOU USING 1/20th OF MY WIDTH!
GuessWho7197
Because tumblr sucks ass
thatoneguyfromthatonethingthatdidthatstuff
I read all of that. I hate you.
Blacole1985
Ha.. TLDR that shit for real... it's just Tumblr
theyar
Basically someone with a gender studies or something degree made another reply, saying none of that history matters, all that matters is 1/?
theyar
is how the words make people feel today. And then someone else responded that they were both wrong, the original graphic nothing more 2/?
theyar
than meaningless visual word puns, they didn't need a historical refutation, but that also doesn't mean we need to use them to invent 3/?
theyar
sexism in language, because there are plenty of real examples of it already, in the way words like "bitch" evolved. Which is true. The 4/?
theyar
only piece missing is the obligatory nod to men here, in that there are a lot of words that have evolved in ways that demonstrate sexist 5/?
Jusmar
cosine83
Stating a line a facts and then a very small, unrelated opinion doesn't destroy academic credibility. Your butthurt does.
Jusmar
This is akin to a climate scientist listing facts about weather patterns, then saying hurricanes are not worse.
cosine83
No, it's not. It's like a climate scientist stating facts then saying shampoo is better than conditioner.
Jusmar
Identity politics was the core motive to the original post. The marginalization was not unrelated.
cosine83
The original post dropping "misandry" was fatuous at best. It was out of place because dude was butthurt about patriarchy.
GodEmperorOfImgur
But there was no patriarchy in this case. If you ascribe patriarchy to something that clearly is not patriarchy, is that not mild misandry?
Tesseract09
That went places I didn't expect, though I don't believe the culture/language relationship is as one way as they've said.
DanSapSan
"If we decide as a culture" just isn't a thing. Cultural, and later language changes come from gradual shifts. But right now we realise
DanSapSan
That some parts of language are unnecessarily gender fixed. The conscious change of specific words might just innitiate the shift some
DanSapSan
people yearn for. The future will tell.
TheAvenger2378
Would that make a female werewolf a wifwolf? Because I quite like the sound of that.
Wambots
According to Heman Male Manson, yes.
squintish
I like the sound of it too but OMG there are way too many furries in here.
Amphest
I'd like a whiff of that wifwolf
Threns
Could totally do a Young Frankenstein take on it. 'Wif Wolf was that?'
intaglioguy
Sounds like a corduroy-wearing lycanthrope.
MrNemo99
Yes.
theyar
Waifuwolf
JohnSnot
Yes, that was her point
ALoveLikePi
I guess so?
Predacane35
Wif her.
funlovinkrimenal
I'm sure my wife turns in one of those about once a month for at least 4 days.
neverpostsoriginalcontent
That's my question every time I see this post.
NZSheeps
Yifwolf?
DorthLous
Gosh darn it, I knew this was going to be there!
Alkuam2
Techpriest93
Alkuam2
Turn the sound on.
ALargeAgglomerationOfAtomsSuperficiallyResemblingAUser
Mayokopp
I know there's a furry joke waiting to happen here.. something something waifu-wolf
Ryannihilation
WILF - wolf i'd like to fuck
DeletThisPlz
Wolfu
labyrinthconvention
Wilf ?
TolstoyTheFox
3Davideo
When I think it's a 10th Kingdom reference but it's not...
ColonelCasual
IHaveTheGifInMyFavourites
i never knew this image existed and i will keep it close to my heart, in short: stealing yo meme
NotACanadian
danielfrost114
Related to MILFs?
RennellJr
Rovylern
burningeagle
Gamegeek24
FourGreenFields
Unbarring
pookieeatworld
Ok now we're getting into furry territory...
NekoNeedsTail
Hi there, how many o help you with your first steps in to furrydom
skwint
Put these ears on and turn round?