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Mar 6, 2018 7:27 AM
aeden920
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IdunnooooMaybeYes
Mommy, can I have one of those?
pennysmom1
Hold THE fuck up.. how did the ice cream come out! Is there a sensor on the machine!? A pedal on the floor!? I NEED TO KNOW!
SileNtReaper8M
"What flavor?" "Yes."
superanth
Strawberry, raspberry, blackberry?
mikeemoo2071
Sampler of what? Diabeetus?
Inarticulated
It's like 3 scoops big..
jackburnt
So neopoli... Is that guac?
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
NuVanDibe
So what? It's neapolitan. Oh. Oh. OH. OH. OHHHH.
svenjamin8
This is in Otaru Hokkaido. I have these any time I drive down for a visit.
bobjimbob
Otaru is so cute.
CISMaleScumLord
It's a Zen cone: one with everything
Communik8
Hotdog joke
copingcabana
Don't ask for change back. True change comes from within.
rundogrun
What? ................................................................................................Ooooooh, vera nice.
TheDoctorAzAJ
I came back just to upvote this comment. Well done
nekrow
Sampler!? It's bigger than the regular cone in their other hand
DJHorsehead
I cant eat that fast enough
mmstns13
That's what he said
ladytroutslayer
You don’t have to. Looks like it’s cold as fuck out.
clar25
The middle is wasabi
midsongnipplerub
The brown one isn’t chocolate
RevengeOfThePotatomancer
Yeah, and the pink one is shrimp, and the one at the very top is pickled ginger.
svenjamin8
It's green tea.
Theprincessbride
I thought pistachio :p
IfTheWorldIsMyOysterThenIMustBeAllergicToShellfish
It's algae
H3X0
It's DiGiorno
Southpaw002
I assumed it was pistachio pudding flavor. I love me some pistachio pudding ice cream.
kayzersosie
http://imgur.com/u4hxY45
BadBuBBaStuff
I wanna lick something other than ice cream
mattchops
… ass?
SirDownvote
I will never understand the obsession with eating ass. It's literally a shit hole. Wait... I called it a shit hole, am I racist now?
Zelashi
That escalated quickly.
SirDownvote
Well, we're eating ass here. It's hard to escalate from there, unless you eat ass for breakfast
BoozeHound001
Got to get that layer of wasabi for a palate cleanser
hackller
was waiting for the seagull to swoop down and get it!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
"I got some ice cream! I got some ice crea-" *drops it*
Romiet
"You ain't got no ice cream, ain't got no ice cream!"
Doctorgivemethenews
Chapacco
Source is Squatty Potty for anyone interested
FartingDragon
Joletti
My buddies’ buddy wrote that commercial!
EvolvedLurker
ThomasTheSexyVampire
Dreadric
The1996LALakers
*waltz jazz stops*
WheresTheCoochieJon
proracing53
I'd still eat it.
JustAnotherGoodGuy2816969
surprising this hasn’t gotten more upvotes
KimScoPandaRunner1988
bellaluna
Mommy.
IBiteTheOnesILove
That's not ice cream
Trassation
That's a space station
NineColonels100
Legally, that is Soft Serve or Frozen Yogurt, not Ice Cream.
SenorMacaroni
“3 feet of snow outside, let’s go get some complicated ice cream”
thecolonels
I know several people who get slurpees in winter. I dont get it. Dude says its better because it doesnt melt.
Slydevil13
The best time for ice cream/slushies in Michigan is winter
SenorMacaroni
Yeah cuz they’re free. Yellow is my favorite flavor snow. Grey tastes terrible
iMuuli
5$ say it's from Canada.
svenjamin8
Japan
RufusTheNakedMoleRat
as a Canadian, can comfirm, I fucking love icecream even if it's -20c
NightFuryLee
I feel it’s even better when it’s cold outside evens out the in n out of coldness
Rexfire
At least you don't have to worry about it melting.
TheMershedPerderder
What kind of person would mix all those flavors? What do we live in, some lawless wasteland?
CompassBear
When someone mixes all the soda flavors at Sonic (including the cherry "juice" flavor) it's called a Suicide. And yes, it's disgusting.
TheMershedPerderder
Well that's not a world I wanna live in. Give me one of dem Suicides.
OpenMindOpenMouth
What fucking sagave eats an ice cream cone with a spoon?
PeacockFeathers
The kind of Savage with sensitive teeth!
Shewy92
That dude obviously. Also it's spelled Savage. Adam Savage
nrvagntsoleatr360
LapisSea
batlrar
khora
in the winter.
repurposedschleem
Some posh twat probably
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
I saw a posh twat in Harrogate eating a sandwich with a knife and fork. It was one of you fockers invented that for the opposite reason!
ltm1990
Bloody Sagaves!!!!
OpenMindOpenMouth
Bloody technology and autocorrect fml right. Lol
cinematicheart
You cant blame autocorrect if the word you typed isnt even a word.
StonedBoneMalone
FUCKING SAGAVES!!
Boredasfuk
The kind that doesn’t want to post themselves licking an ice cream cone for the interwebs to see
GothRainbowPotato
Kids, mostly. Sauce? I do this all day.
choochoochooo
It *is* Japan so messy eating is kind of a social no no
ParadoxicalSheep
The same Japan where slurping noodles is considered a sign of gusto?
choochoochooo
That’s not messy though, just it makes a little noise. You suck air in while you eat so you can eat the noodle while it’s hotter and tastier
lagspike79
If it looked like that, I’d spoon the shittouttuvit.
Jossep93
I do!
OpenMindOpenMouth
Sagave !!!!
xFISHxKILLERx
I want to upvote your comment twice. Maybe three times.
pdhackley
The same people that eat a Snickers Bar with a knife and a fork.
everynightisladiesnight
How do you eat it, with your hands?
yourCleverUsername10
*colors in no particular order*（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\ *spoon* ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一 "the fuck are you doing?!"
skelitor120
i think your keyboard needs to calm down there
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Any idea what's with tgat musket?
JamesJabberwocky
I do. Prevents most of the stainage. And I don't wanna go back into work after break and have ice creams tains on my shirt.
trigonman3
Yeah, ice cream taint doesn't sound professional.
JamesJabberwocky
*stains.
trigonman3
Cream stains? "Looks like you've blown a seal."
Benhorn7
You already know the answer. ... ITS JAPAN!
rohanban10
OpenMindOpenMouth
Fuck you Japan, why you ruin my rife.
Benhorn7
FuriousLouis
OP cut out the part where they flipped and spun the ice cream away from them for 5 min's before actually giving it to them.
bluespyinthebase
PunjabiMacgyver
im gonna give you some theraflu bc that reference was sick
Jollytothegreen
You sound furious, Louis
toneman238
ButterfaceTaintClown
Throw in disgust. Cry. Story of my life.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
ButterfaceTaintClown
I feel like this is what Donald Trump promised but failed to deliver.
elbowdeepinahuman
This is amazing
StevieWundaBred
Sometimes people do this with my tip (I'm a server) except they don't give it to me and laugh at the end, they take it home
StevieWundaBred
It's great joke. Gets me everytime
osnabb
Have you considered pranking them back by following them home and burning their house to the ground?
jimwormmaster
That's evil and I love it.
andyilmatto
She was 200% done.
ChocolateOctopi
thatsnota.jpg.jpg
naoane
https://imgur.com/mQjj5By
Zorce
She was taking none of that shit.
ZacharyDiscordFletcher
how about the part with snow everywhere. who eats icecream in the snow.
princesskageebageeba
Canadians
shreddedking
op is eating ice-cream in winter snow season.
Shamwowser
This last winter I ate at least 3 gallons of ice cream, during the summer I ate none
Tikityler
Several sources put Alaska as the state with the highest per capita Ice cream consumption. I think its because they are depressed in winter.
Tikityler
Also the vitamin D might help. Alaskans often need special lights or supplements to get enough vitamin D in the winter.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
Last thing I want in the hot summer is to feel more sticky and fat. Ice cream is a fall/winter food to eat while bundled up.
Rossovich
IL resident here. Got an ICEE during a snowstorm once. Really, really confused the cashier.
MrKristy
Manitoban here, that's a regular occurrence to us
CC2332
Hey, IL resident here too, small world/thread, maybe it's an IL thing to eat frozen treats in the winter? We did invent the sundae after all
BeatenBearface
No you didn't.The dessert was advertised in a Buffalo newspaper a full year before your state claims to have started it.
CC2332
Didn't know that. Fair enough
Rossovich
I didn't know who invented the Sundae, OR that Illinois claimed they did it first. The more you know...
CC2332
I eat WAAAAAAYYYYY more ice cream in winter than summer. No idea why
somepersondoingsomethings
Cause there's nothing better to do than stay inside watch tv and eat.