PartTimeGamerDad
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Hello everyone!
Not a meme here... just like the fit. My wife did too, though she's not a fan of corsets.
Her favorite memes are the really silly ones.
It was my birthday recently. I did not get a Lego set.
"Are... are you crying?"
A constant struggle.
Get you a wife who can do both.
... respectfully.
It's crucial for a marriage. If you're not in cahoots with one another, then what's the point?
Never tried one on, but I bet they feel soft.
Yee.
Fellas: wear really short slutty shorts while summer lasts. The women are thirsty. (Also, be a good dude. But you know that part already)
You don't endorse racism now, do you?
It's the little things that make you feel like you have everything. You don't even have to be in a relationship!
Hell yes.
Ha ha j/k. Unless...
Fair.
Ope! Li'l gust of wind caught'cha there.
Success!
Lightning McCrocs.
Nom
Small yet necessary.
Would love a real one of these.
My goodness!
Which one would I be?
Mm hmm.
Honque (they look French)
This cat looks like our previous cat, right down to the derpy eyes and empty head.
OH WOW
In that order.
La bruja de pollos! Santa Maria!
*slaps knees* Welp...
It's not all lovey-dovey crap.
She has learned SO MUCH about animation and voice acting from me.
Aggressive.
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
Don't put the pile clothes in the laundry. The pile clothes will be placed in the laundry by me when it is their time.
Has this happened to anyone?
Oh man, we watched Obsessed recently. It was intense.
Nyaaaa!
He found 58,008 reasons! How romantic.
No ma'am. That's for sleepy times.
MV Edit: Thanks folks! I don't post dumps as regularly, but I like popping in from time to time.
Thanks for reading!
Need a break from the crazy stuff on Imgur (and *gestures vaguely*)? I'm playing some fun new games on my YT channel. Spend some time there if you like. If nothing else, you can find out whether I have a high squeaky voice or a low and pleasant one.
Youtube.com/@PTGDad
Lisossoma
#47 I always prefer late afternoon about 5 pm
oldguyexlurker
#14 A LONG time ago, I was standing and put my right foot up on a chair, kind of a Captain Morgan pose, and the outer seam on my Levi's 501s (yeah a LONG time ago) split about 6 inches. I was in college and had been working out for the 1st time in my life. It felt GREAT. I've remembered that for 40 years. Congrats to your wife! (and to you!)
ShinyRoomba
#49 pussy poppeth!
OKSasquatch
#26
NotAGarbageCant
You bring joy to her and others. May your love forever feel like lust
thegoodowl
“Honque”
PartTimeGamerDad
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thegoodowl
ProfessorMatt
#3 The activity may not involve LEGO, but it does involve putting studs into holes.
PartTimeGamerDad
Glorfman12
#9 they do indeed feel soft.
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
swordrush
#47 This is very nearly word for word what my wife has said, which was never exactly intended. Problem is following that up with all the times or circumstances that might be good instead.
PartTimeGamerDad
It involves some creative scheduling, for sure. But sometimes a little sacrifice in spontaneity can keep the momentum going.
swordrush
Unfortunately, unforeseen unavoidable circumstances have brought around the need for a full reset now. Or, another way, I just work on appreciating what I have.
ohhhmyyyGLOB
Obsession was really good. Classic structure, new idea. Great acting. And all that with a young writer/director/editor and relatively low budget.
PartTimeGamerDad
It was so good! Felt like watching a feature-length episode of the Twilight Zone. And that lead actress was amazing at being creepy... what a phenomenal actor.
ohhhmyyyGLOB
Also, thank you, took a bunch of these for the ol' love of my life.
PartTimeGamerDad
You're very welcome!
TransThrowawayAcct
#9 be careful. One day you're trying on lingerie, the next you notice how much nicer it feels than boy underwear and that it comes in prettier colors, then you're crossdressing on the reg and wondering why women get all the cool clothes, and then suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear this strange sound, like an egg cracking.
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
#42 not exactly. I tied her up tight and then instead of whipping or fucking her, I told her all the things I liked about her. Completely wrecked her.
Tomigami
#40 Whomst the fuck must enjoy this modern Rice? https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWsyMHg0eXdxejR5NHYxeHhwcXV3cXE4N3o4YXNxYXJzNWVmbnBrbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7cTTE2Z1OmrFm/200w.webp
PartTimeGamerDad
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thetonestarr
#3 tomorrow is my birthday. 🤔
PartTimeGamerDad
*Slowly starts removing shirt*
thetonestarr
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hanmerhack
#3 HEY! It was my birthday recently too and I as well did not get Legos. It is a cruel harsh world we live in
PartTimeGamerDad
An outrage! This calls for a series of strongly worded letters.
oldguyexlurker
#28 Yes. My wife wants a cat. But she did like the dozen, gluten-free, chocolate chip cookies from a nearby local cafe/bakery that I surprised her with the other night. So... that's an option.
oldguyexlurker
#41 Mine has an emotional support pile of clothes in her bathroom. But it's kind of like that one guy's coffee table (and the one responding cop's). The pile magically disappears frequently and the clothes appear, clean, folded, and on her bed. She's spoiled.
FirefighterCaboose
#49 Woahhhh Stede Bonnet
brattysubsam
I stole a number of these!
PartTimeGamerDad
Take! I have plenty!
RageBaneblade
#14 I mean, sorta same (ripped a pair of jeans along one of the butt pockets, but it counts)
OKSasquatch
#12 best I can do
PartTimeGamerDad
I'll allow it.
qtRaven
PartTimeGamerDad
Yo! I see you're a Pokemon and Zelda fan. I'm doing a nuzlocke for Pokemon Emerald on my channel, and am starting a cool Zelda romhack in a few weeks. You should swing by and check it out!
qtRaven
Which Zelda romhack are you trying?
PartTimeGamerDad
It's called Zelda: Parallel Worlds.
TanithRosenbaum
#47 There's actually a study on that:
"Sleep and Sex: What Can Go Wrong? A Review of the Literature on Sleep Related Disorders and Abnormal Sexual Behaviors and Experiences" https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1978350/
PartTimeGamerDad
You had me at "Abnormal Sexual Behaviors."
spanky2177
Seriously thought that first one was a color photo of Bettie Page at first.... sooo... is your wife single???
PartTimeGamerDad
Ah, you misunderstand. That lovely lady in the picture is not my wife. My wife is *way* hotter.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
#40 it's been a while since i could use this!
PartTimeGamerDad
You haven't lost a step, @UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA.
FckleberryFarms
#41 I have precariously balanced stacks of books. No clothes.
LiquidCorundum
Sounds like a Tuesday evening
PartTimeGamerDad
What are you reading? I'm always curious to know.
LTareyouserious
Flowers for Algernon if you want an emotional roller-coaster with beautiful prose and will have you looking at life differently.
Ministry of the Future by Kim Robinson. It gets dark, push through, you'll be glad you did.
Kaiju Preservation Society for a short fun quirky novel.
Dragon's Egg if you enjoyed the warm ending of Project Hail Mary.
Zero: Biography of a Dangerous Idea for a simple history in math and
Accessory to War for a neat historical view on how science
FckleberryFarms
Mostly I read non-fiction, but, I got several of Salman Rushdie's books last time he had an assassination attempt (at least, that I'm aware of which was several years ago). I read Midnight's Children (interesting, using Indian independence as sort of a backdrop), I have some others in the backlog. The last thing I read was Slaughterhouse Five, wife got me a bunch of other Vonnegut books too. Mostly what I have is esoteric fringe out of print "spirtiual" books in the closest stacks though.
PartTimeGamerDad
That all sounds fascinating. I love Vonnegut... Breakfast of Champions is definitely one of my favorites of his.
FckleberryFarms
Wife got me an Anthony Bourdain selection of stuff I've read like a couple stories in it. I have The Holographic Universe which is on the top I meant to look at that but haven't, also got Worldwalk because of a post here about it haven't touched that either. Wife has been sporadically reading The Overstory to me during an infrequently (should be more) done medical treatment. It's very good. I literally have like 50+ laying near the bed though and on my side table. Meister Eckhart to Munger.
PartTimeGamerDad
Ooh! Bourdain wrote a bunch of ghost stories for a graphic novel collection called Hungry Ghosts. They're all food-based, and center on asian (mostly Japanese) folklore and monsters. Plus, there are recipes in the back for the food featured in each story. Check that one out when you get a chance!
qtRaven
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice.
PartTimeGamerDad
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
an0therthr0waway
Everyone must enjoy this modetn rice.
ImAWeirdMom
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice.
PartTimeGamerDad
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
Yoandrew
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
JokenPo0079
#40 Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice.
PartTimeGamerDad
Everyone must enjoy this modern Rice
RElGNMAN
#14
PartTimeGamerDad
Aw, I miss her. Hope she's doing ok.
Wasnbo
Oof, looks like the latest from her was just about a year ago, on Patreon. Unless the Insta is different, but I don't feel like making an account for that place.
PartTimeGamerDad
I checked her Insta, and it's about the same.
Rawksrawr
Don't they break near the seam in the middle? That's the weak point enduring most of the stretching I think
CatskinnerKeen
They usually seem to rip where the fabric wears against seated surfaces.
marsilies
It looks like it tore around where the rear pocket was sewn on. A google image search of "jeans rear pocket rip" shows that this can happen, although it's probably less common than the rip down the middle you describe.
hanmerhack
That just happened to a pair of shorts I was wearing.
ImAWeirdMom
#3 I'm sorry. PTGD's wife, step it up!
I didn't get my husband legit Legos, but an off brand of his absolute favorite aircraft, the A10 thunderbolt.
Clayman8
If he didnt do all the chores for like... at least 2 weeks, id take it apart brick by brick for each passing day.
Thats like the dream we boys would never ask for but always want.
ImAWeirdMom
I would never!
It's on display near his legit Lego Saturn V. I like to spoil him lol.
Clayman8
He is blessed, and you are awesome. This is what love is 🏆
cdspace
The A-10 is awesome! A plane built around a gun. You did good.
Clayman8
You mean a gun they specifically built a plane for.
ImAWeirdMom
When he gets home from 3 months away next week, I'm taking him to go see this one in person:
https://www.airzoo.org/a10
And yes, it's really called the Air Zoo, it's a blast to go visit
cdspace
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PartTimeGamerDad
Nah, she good. We were travelling on my actual birthday, so that was way better.
Plus that set you picked up sounds amazing.
ImAWeirdMom
Travelling is a good alternative!
Hope the trip was fun. Have a lovely day, same to the wife.
PartTimeGamerDad
Thanks! I like your posts!
ImAWeirdMom
Same, I steal your stuff to send to my husband too! Lol
PartTimeGamerDad
Aw, yay!