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FP Edit: front page cherry: popped! Update for the thirsty- my friend ended up going home with Yzma from emperors new groove. Picture of her is in my uploads.
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FP Edit: front page cherry: popped! Update for the thirsty- my friend ended up going home with Yzma from emperors new groove. Picture of her is in my uploads.
Anhor
/r/GirlsMirin
GhotiCzys
shamelessselfpromoter
Mark Hamill?
myr14d
Going by red shirt luck, she'll turn out to be an alien praying mantis in disguise.
Tomadzo
We know It won't last long though
Rasdwatrium
slykip
Why?
EMallorn
Well, I guess when that redshirt goes down, Rapunzel will get something out of it!
LetMeTellYouHowIPlannedToKillYouBeforeYouEscapeMrBond
I'm with you Rapunzel, Trek nerds are fucking adorably bangable.
NovaOdin
I had a quip for this, but I'm not sure if being deadpan comes across well here.
Devan24x7
Why isnt he dead yet?
steelerchief
The night was young....aka....plot was still developing.
WallyMLG
>Climbs up rapunzel's hair, falls and dies
darthOnion
He still has time to sew his wild oats before his death
ScottishPower
Aww I'd crush him..between my thighsss
jmulderr
he dead
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Get that man a stiff drink and sit them down together!
ArchMagos
I think I've read that fanfic.
JoSTL15
He probably already has a stiff one.
tooomanysteves
Is that Jack? I think I know that guy.
steelerchief
You mean Patrick?
tooomanysteves
I guess not then!
dormantmutant
I don't get it, can someone please explain?
ActionJohnnie
Red shirts have a high probability of dying on the original series. They beam down, but don't beam up.
dormantmutant
No I get that, what's the deal with rapunzel crushing on him or him crushing on her? From another post or what? I'm lost
Frothington
She beamed him up.
DougTheLlama
His pickup line: Baby, your hair isn't the only thing that's going to be let down tonight.
indyjones2010
Beam me up, hottie!
RamsesMCMXCI
Albatross267
ignimbrite
He's not going to survive this
TheOneTrueDave
Well, if he'd have done this
he'd have taken a frying pan to the face.
copingcabana
As someone in Enterprise Risk Management, that's a bad shirt to wear
OnlyPositiveComments
Ha ha! This joke, I like it
TCGView
Speaking of crush, did he?
Buckbeak1486
Where is this? I love everything about that restaurant!
steelerchief
It's the embassy suites hotel in Portland Oregon. This was a fundraiser for Capes and Crowns. Www.capesandcrowns.org
steelerchief
It's the embassy suites hotel in Portland Oregon. This was a fundraiser for Capes and Crowns. Www.capesandcrowns.org
steelerchief
It's the embassy suites hotel in Portland Oregon. This was a fundraiser for Capes and Crowns. Www.capesandcrowns.org
steelerchief
It's the embassy suites hotel in Portland Oregon. This was a fundraiser for Capes and Crowns. Www.capesandcrowns.org
Buckbeak1486
Think you're app spazzed out. Lol
steelerchief
Whoa!!! Wtf??
Pixoliun
Woah.
SlickerThanNick
i dont understand the circumstances of this picture
MuricanCommie
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
This has the potential to be the first ever instance of a Red Shirt hitting something.
ILikeUsernamesMakingFunOfNoMoreUsernamesBeingAvailable
I like your username.
AtomicOctothorpe
Red shirts always hit the vacuum of space with a 100% success rate
RealScienceMan
Scotty is a red shirt, and he hits people with the teleporter all the time.
wabewalker
You're thinking of stormtroopers. Redshirts hit the ground constantly.
Yetanotterstupidusername
Let the bodies hit the floor.
NebulaSwitch
Well it's not too late for him to crash and burn.
moxymox
mixing your memephors bro
PascalCasedUserName
Red shirts don't have bad aim, they are just fragile.
ImNotAnOrange
So what happens is red shirts fight stormtroopers
grumplestiltzkin
The stormtroopers all miss and the redshirts die anyway.
swimbikerunrepeatswimbikerunrepeatswimbiwhatwasidoing
http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/652553
PascalCasedUserName
Very good. You found it. I'm so proud.
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
http://imgur.com/3VEoz4j
Javred
Dying
Salmonthegreat
CALL 911!!!
CorgiCircus
He's probably already dead.
BoreasTheNorthWind
Do not mistake redshirting with stormtroppering.
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BoreasTheNorthWind
But you may, by an off chance, get out of redshirting alive, just by virtue of being stormtroppered yourself.
laton
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtropper?"
forgotmyokdpasswordsohereweare
He didn't go home with yzma
Justmakingthingsup
What's up with her finger to hand ratio?
PhiIIipJFry
angle, they are slightly bent to be more perpendicular to the camera's viewpoint.
steelerchief
See how long they are? She was about 5'11" no joke.
voxael
Looks like the standard 10:2...
KiaOrafromtheTron
and her teef, where are her teef?
StankyPankySammich
Dey right there, in her mouf. Zoom in cuz, dems on da top.