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d0nni
we are a majestic race
TheIshvalan
SCOTT STERLING!!!!
DisobidientAvacado
my ass was clenching the entire time
BobPogo
Darwin Awards trailer ?
thepositivelyuncertainone
Dian ramage, dain bramage everywhere
GenjiShimadaOfTheShimadaClan
That guy on that fucking treadmill gets me every time
Affray
Soooooooo many broken people parts
BleedHisNose
Humans..the reason why aliens keep skipping earth.
skwirly88
WTF is coconut boy doing? I mean seriously, he isn't even accurate...
BurningChef
He is the greatest of all karateees in the land
SithRuleOfTwo
Karate Coconut started offvery strong.
MrKaragoz
Some of those people are might be dead x_x
KiwiGodoriginal
Heh heh
gporter07
I couldn't get past the coconut wan, horrendous.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
#2 really sets the tone
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
For the vacuum one, how is she still asleep though? I sleep as hard as she does, but I'd still wake up to a vacuum on...
bingotown
Yeah, I've always assumed that was fake. Unless the hose was fifty feet long and the vacuum was in the other end of the house.
MakeMineExtraCrispy
Probably didn't turn it on till it was on her face
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Maybe...
MakeMineExtraCrispy
That looks she gives though... Hey! I'm the one who does the sucking around here!!!
bobatomic
I love how one eye opens, and it's like the other one is stuck shut from the suction
Badabing1967
Maybe she's not good at sucking - and they want to show her how to do it right.
WhatRaySay
#5 if you're a glutton for cringeworthy pain, watch the full video... shit makes me shudder, poor dumbass had to have broken his hand
Relicanth
it is like "we have these round things. let's put them on a rail to chop." he hit more steel rail than coconut.
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Etal00
#12 》No more cartoons for those guys on the tree branch.
IceCubeFromAnaconda
Didn't someone comment last time and say that the biker with the moving ramp broke too many bones in his leg and committed suicide? So sad..
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1aIgbQGdck
umuziki
He died by killing himself after a big fight with his girlfriend if I remember correctly. So sad. He was an amazing rider.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
http://www.bmxsociety.com/topic/13475-rip-colin-winkelmann/
FriskyDing0
ThrowdaFischbach
#5 I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take? I said Doctor! To relieve this hand ache? Now lemme get this straight...
ThrowdaFischbach
You hit your hand on the coconut and you broke it all up?
DrFartstheTRex
No more rhyming, I mean it!
astroleg
I can't help but wonder what where most of these people expecting to happen?
Greypuppy
A lot of these can be listed in the "what were you fucking expecting?" category.
bretellen
"epic lulz"
Maertyrer
Natural selection
Wombatish
I can asure you there was no 'expecting' or thinking involved for most.
Beeblebrox2nd
*...wonder what most of these people *were* expecting...
astroleg
You're mom goes to college
Beeblebrox2nd
Somebody should!
astroleg
Their they're, we're
MicahL
Elevator guy, dead.
maetrix
Totes: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318802/Korean-man-wheelchair-falls-death-missing-lift.html
redheadedvaultgirl
He actually did die. That video is old and speaks that he plunged to his death.
ZukoTheFeebleTurtleDuck
What a downer
TheCorinthianMan
Rope swing guy, permanently broken if not dead.
tinytrashcan
Have you seen the beginning of it where he smashes into it twice first and then backs it up further so he can do that?
mrdinklage
Yup kinda wonder if that kid knocked over on slide is paralysed too...
RookieMove
Almost certainly not, but anythings possible.
upsidedownyhead
Not a loss to mankind, that prick.
senkuo
Whoa, edgy are we?
upsidedownyhead
About as edgy as a satsuma.
AzaellexTytalus
Maybe it only went down one floor.
InevitableBadger
He won a darwin award for that stunt, there's a full video of what happened
Neurisko
Probably several hospital visits in that lot, too.
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Neurisko
In the montage participants I mean.
GiraffesEatWindmills
nah he actually died.
AzaellexTytalus
:-(
neogreenlantern
yep all over the news when it happened. Ded like ded
BeatATrexx
Hopefully he landed on his feet.
maetrix
However he landed, I feel sorry for those who had to clean it up
tangledreece
I know I watched at least one person die in the post...possibly two.
pointlessmountain
Yup, the car ramp bmx guy killed himself after he failed to recover from the accident.
iKnowMostlyRandomFacts
Source on that plz
pointlessmountain
http://bmx.transworld.net/features/colin-winkelmanns-section-from-pro-town/#p1xtC83fSG4OByBT.97
chillbroimhighaf
+1 for that guy holding perfect form coming out the waterslide.
mattbl
Faaaabulous!
JosephJoeyjoejo
Good to see the Darwin awards have some strong contenders this year.
innerartgirl
Parkour is natural selection in action.
JosephJoeyjoejo
In which humanity discovers it's greatest enemy, solid objects.
Isaypoopythingsbecausemostofyouannoyme
SCOTT STERLING!
IsaactheWolf
THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND!!!!!!
TheDrunkenWrench
HE'S LIKE A BRICK WALL THAT CAN FEEL PAIN AND CRIES A LOT.
Wolfwent
HIS FACE is like a brick wall.....YOU HAD ONE JOB!
AliBarber
TIL people are fucking stupid
LordeLordeLordeYaYaYa
This isn't meant to be condescending at all, but you JUST learned this?
LordNoodles
Only today?
AliBarber
Well. I mean... Ok no but DAMMIT MY JOKE
rouik
Happy 10th birthday
AliBarber
G..grandad?
SmellOfMonkey
+1 for the finger trapped in the door
AB23Awesome
OMG my fingers hurt for her.
terrorofthederp
Ahhh fuck - nearly every part of me just cringed at once.
Youpassthebutter
Same for me... I was like "ahhhh for fuck sake"...nearly felt the pain myself.
helagos
+1 for using cringed on this site in the proper context.
chitlincircuit
I've seen some messed up stuff, but that one put my empathy circuits into overdrive.
ifyourwifiisdownjustgoogleit
At first i was like oh that wasnt that bad oh wait she just lost half her fucking hand to the door monster.
SmellOfMonkey
+1 for door monster
DudeDuderDuderino
That one makes me cringe every damn time.
IjustsaywhatIthink
I can't even watch it anymore, bad memories of my own clutziness I guess.
atsomepointidid
I think it's fingers. I clenched so hard I'm a virgin again.
SmellOfMonkey
Then my toes curled so hard at the slam they got their hyman back too
frup
Got to second one, scrolled down just to post ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
CirB
That's the one always makes me shudder. Have some permanent damage in one of my fingers reminding me what that shit can do to your fingers.
RavioliRavioliEndMyExistenceoli
MR: In the garbage, where you del- HOLY FUCK HER FINGERS
mfabros
I sounded more like a chimpanzee "OH HO HO HAAAAA AAHHHHHHH!"
tubbywolf
Yeah that made me feel sick..
Aranak777
AHHHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHH fuck :(((((((
Travadactal
That has to be the worst one of them all.
ATabir
Elevator guy died so maybe not
Travadactal
Damn.....
ATabir
To be fair I can't watch door girl either.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Most of these are accidents, elevator guy is just intentional stupidity.
TOMMOEX
A couple of deaths there too if I recall right
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Kinda looks lile the kid that got hit on the waterslide broke his neck.
danaknowsitall
That's what I was thinking. Does anyone know if he broke his neck?
YouCantSpellSlaughterWithoutLaughter
Must have.
greyandtwisty
Also rope guy..that doesn't look good. And the bike guy with the truck and ramp eat the very least broke both of his legs
SoundFuture
Bike guy committed suicide after losing his ability to ride competitively due to the injuries he sustained in that video.
greyandtwisty
Jesus.
SwampyMarshmallows
well shit, now I'm sad
daletvak
The guy who fell after hitting the moving car-ramp thing ended up committing suicide due to his injuries iirc.
ijustwantmycatandmycouch
O_o
zombiesphere
I don't feel sorry for him
WhistlePigger
Oh dang...didn't know that. Thanks for spreading awareness.
xbxoxy
fuck... really?
YouCantSpellSlaughterWithoutLaughter
Not surprised. That kind of fall will leave you damaged for life.
Space2place
Colin Winkleman http://deadspin.com/5463552/
YouCantSpellSlaughterWithoutLaughter
Or at the very least, some of these people will never walk the same again.
AshCarhart93
Fairly certain that elevator guy died
SoundFuture
He did, after intentionally and repeatedly ramming the elevator door after missing the lift.
Sm9yCg
depends on how far down that shaft goes. Some subterran train stations have multiple levels that go very deep.
wodden
He died,there was a news report.
smoochmysnoot
Correct..he died
cephalopodcast
helped the gene pool out a little then, eh? who the fuck barges into the elevator shaft?
smoochmysnoot
I read he had a little help from Jose Cuervo
SeniorCoolio
Maybe a disabled person who tried to get closer to the door to push the button, but gave it a little too much power and died from it.
WhatInSamHellIsAPuma
No, apparently he intentionally rammed it repeatedly after he missed the lift