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[S5] Drogon's teenage sarcasm phase
[S1] #JustLannisterThings
[S5] I'm the jealous type
[S4] Fite me irl
[S5] The hero Winterfell deserves
kit tax
curiousrayoflight
Fuck you, He is the way.
kelseatheslut
mm. that last one.
gnocchtastic
+1 for kit tax
JenaCarsen62
yea, cause I don't like walking around with wet clothes
mugu88
You won your upvote at the Kit Tax. Well played.
themarquisdesade
#23 OOH HE'S TRYIN'!
Volimar
That's....that's not true about the dog right? I mean, they don't pretend. Right? Guys?
RainbowG0D
What?
SailingAway13
Ha! You're going to jaaaaaail
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
John approved
hoagiexcore
Second John approved
baconbabyjesus
45 fucking £ for a handkerchief???
JimmyPorterhouse
Ball is life. And apparently death too.
Ryuzakira
#JonSnowPatrol
sirelurksalot
kidcolt
10/10 put there phone down to do the ffft ffft thing
heyyouwantatoothpick
Damn id give that man the ride of his life
spoonrape
On "why you should help the wife clean" 1. You live fucking her
buttfumble365
knifer12
Favorited for the one about Raven
truetenorone
Ball is Afterlife
CelebrityConnery
I upvoted because of this one:
Schmuck4hire
Yeah. That's Jaden Smith levels of pretentiousness.
johnnyarks
yea, cause I don't like walking around with wet clothes
MegaDeuce
Bukowski was a pretentious asshole.
quicktochuckle
So fucking funny hahaha
IDontSeeNipple
Haa me too
OpticalRings
Upvoting for Disappointment Island.
SmokeyQuartz
The ol razzle dazzle gets me every time.
Dory47
I don't get the basketball "omg it's god" one...
ezrastt
A man sees God. He looks at his basketball. He looks at God. He sees God's halo. He looks at his basketball. He sees only invevitability.
Dory47
He wants to throw the basketball through gods halo? Lol
Classicjosie
Hey, when life gives you lemons...eat them i guess
FlippantFish
Forty-five pounds for a fucking pocket square? Screw that!
TheChosenAsiangirl
I like Justin Bieber's latest songs. There I said it
tlazolteotl
everyone does now. bloody tab won't stop squawking about it.
ifthisismylastchancetosayitrosetyleri
I hated his music when he was a cute kid. Once he hit puberty, his music started getting good but he turned into a douche. I can't win.
IronicUsername
Sure you can. Michael Jackson may have been diddling kids or whatever but I can still enjoy Thriller.
AMooPointIsACowsOpinion
Me too! Recent convert here... you're not alone.
CorneliusCornwall
Not sure I get the "phone disabled for 1256hrs" can someone please explaine.
ThatGreatDane
Girl is trying to snoop but keeps guessing the password wrong so it locked the phone
CorneliusCornwall
Thanks
841pts
I don't quite get #32
spaceperson
The mother says the kid looks ridiculous and assumes he dressed himself, but the father is dressed the same way.
QueenoftheRats
still don't get the joke
baconbabyjesus
The dad dressed the kid then tells him to not tell his mother coz she said he looks ridiculous
Dabomb20001
Is it wrong that I take it upon myself to only write in cursive? Writing in block is incredibly awkward for me...
MegaDeuce
Cursive is fine, but I have issues with the phrase "take it upon myself".
CelebrityConnery
I am exactly the same way, I hate writing "normally."
AwkwardOstrichGirl
I always write in cursive, if by cursive you mean never picking up my pen because I'm lazy and my handwriting is painfully illegible
geeosaurus
Write however the hell you want.
heftybone
you did a pretty good job writing that! ☝
quicktochuckle
I love writing the word 'cheese' in cursive. It's my fave. My handwriting is like a cursive - block letter hybrid.
Wander1236
I use a strange hybrid of flowing, yet print letters.
GnomeHomo
Me too. And nobody else is able to read it.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsLlama
Same here.
NUUUDEL
I can't read cursive :(
DontCaaaaaare
I WRITE IN ALL CAPS
IAmTheOneCuttingTheOnions
Actually, in paper i do the same
tubbers06
My who
tubbers06
My whole family does this except me. Met my boyfriend and I saw his writing, same thing. He's the one
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
No, no it is not. my manuscript is way less legible than my cursive. I grew up in a school system that taught you adults only use cursive.
offdahook
When life gives you demons, make demonade.
ijustwantmycatandmycouch
I hate cursive. I cringe everytime i need to sign something. My signature is horrendous and im a 30 yr old girl. .... fuck I'm 30 now. 1/?
ijustwantmycatandmycouch
30 yr old woman? No that sounds too old. Lady? Nah that's kinda pretentious. Female? Ugh that just makes me feel like i belong on 2/?
ijustwantmycatandmycouch
The Maury Show...... anyway, I'm just saying my handwriting sucks.
IveNeverSeenAnOcelot
I just turned 27. Feeling like an old man
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
Oh shush. Just wait 'till your 28, mate.
LifeDoesntDescriminate
Old man, I like your username.
bunnyishungry
I do beautiful german style cursive.
sparkledick
I learned Russian cursive a few years back, it's equally pretty.
DVSBSTrD
Are you right or left handed?
Wander1236
I'm left handed and had to learn calligraphy, using ink.
DVSBSTrD
Then its no surprise you'd want to keep using it.