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quagma
merelyadequategooglymoogly
csillagvihar
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/random-ness/images/b/b8/Oh_you.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110419012743
hokieface
it would be so sad to be the un-liked the bus driver that pulls up hopefully and the dog, every time, turns and goes back home.
koalas321
#4 isn't true. It was a divine decree by Ptolemy V. Src: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosetta_Stone
OldmanSerious
Exactly. Well, it does contain a tax exemption for temples (src: see above), but that's only a part of the decree.
DougForcett
Fun fact concerning Airman Snuffy: his CO failed to inform him of his Medal of Honor ceremony and so with the Sec. of War standing on a (1)
DougForcett
podium with press and a brass band ready, they had to search and find him scraping trays in the mess hall where he'd been given extra (2)
DougForcett
duty for disiplanary reasons. (3)
MiniYams
Any Idea if the pilot gotta medal? The balls to keep flying when you "Crap there's still fire back here. I'm gonna piss on it" is impressive
Tanniboy
#4 Rosetta Stoned anyone?
KanyesGayFish
I'd say the lawsuit against the hospital is one of those justifiable ones.
thepasswordisbutts
One time I forgot the word jungle existed. I went on and on asking my younger brother what another word for forest was that wasn't a forest.
Crossark
#1 They induced a coma and gave antivirals until she recovered. It's called the Milwaukee protocol, and it's now save 5/36 patients treated.
Mailvirgo
I miss both Dave Chappelle and Prince.
Kimanous
Do you miss Charlie Murphy?
youhaveadrumstickandyourbrainstopstickin
Tammy's sister still posts updates and prayers. https://m.facebook.com/findtammyleppert/
ArgentXero
Fun Fact: The word "Octopus" is derived from Greek. The Greek plural is Octopodes, and Octopi is actually the Latin plural.
PriestOfLordVote
Funner fact: The word "octopus" isn't even actual Greek, it's constructed Greek made by non-Greek biologists.
DrSparken
When it was constructed, however, it was quoted in plural by those who did so, as "octopodes", and is therefore correct even as fake greek.
RdizzyC
https://www.merriam-webster.com/video/octopus
samsonguy920
Funnest Fact: The octopus in Finding Dory is what made the entire movie worth watching.
TrustMeImABassist
#6 So my life is an strange succession of jamais vus
samsonguy920
I was just going to say that!
mehwhyshouldithinkofsomethingunique
I always figured time seemed to move faster because each year was a smaller fraction of our lives.
dropkicknanna
*insert random comment stating that these facts are all rubbish without supporting the claim*
user843
Fake
MisterLemons
#6 I've had this. Sometimes I'll legit forget how to walk down the stairs for a few seconds and I have to remember how to take the next step
CairoLen
Did you hear they're doing an OJ Simpson movie? It stars John Elway as the slow-moving white Bronco.
MildTiger
The pockets thing just depresses me, because I think I can open pockets in ladies clothing only to find no fucking pocket.
MildTiger
Bitch you think every female lugs around a purse?
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
And maybe it's just me, but when there are pockets, they're super awkward.
idontliketheclonebone
Probably won't get read, but in 2014 colorado had our 100 year flood, rains that I have never ever seen before. This is probably what led to
idontliketheclonebone
The colorado river reaching the ocean
18yearoldBlackDynamite
thebaron420
I've heard that before so I thought that 'fact' was wrong. Could be both, though.
18yearoldBlackDynamite
(2/2) when you're 10, 1 year is 10% of your entire experience, but when you're 50, 1 year is nothing
anubisfike
Well it's 2%.
zFUBARz
Your description is closer to possibly accurate than the one in the post, but the study of perception is still kinda young, nothing concrete
samsonguy920
Thanks for the wisdom, 18 year old.
TheFatDaddy
Well its a 50th of your life
PapiBlanco
"Ooh, look at me, I can do math"
RastafarianTargaryen
I read about a study where people of different age groups were asked how fast time passes for them. There were no significant differences ->
RastafarianTargaryen
In the responses suggesting perception of time passing doesn't change
dirtycrow666
Imagine how it must feel to be the bus driver Cacao doesn't like. He sees you and just turns away like get wrekt scrub you focken peasant.
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
No natural ingredients were harmed in the making of these Oreos.
CpaoV
pure, free range, grass fed hydrogenated oil... and gluten free, no MSG fresh corn syrup...
WhyAreAllGoodNamesTaken
That last one... Checkmate indeed.
OBM1
Let's try that again. Genius!
pronoun
Wow, 2,200 points for quoting the post. Well done, I guess.
MustardTiger1337
bitemark
Purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka
WARHAMMER405
Or Lake Wobegon.
Horloko
Read it in his voice.
RobertEmmet
Come inside and I'll make you some pancakes
SalisburyShuffle
Breakfast Can Wait is also a great song. Dave was probably more flattered than upset
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Part of me hates Princes disdain of the internet. So many good songs I either can't find or forget about since I can't buy them.
corvandus
If Prince spat on you you'd feel flattered. The man was a fiiiiiiine creature.
KingMojoIV
Also pretty awesome to have prince use a picture of you.
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Anthonlee
From where?
imAUser
Passed by his house yesterday. Huge.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
If that was Taylor Swift she would've written a whole album framing the person as an asshole.
CUNTDESTROY3R
boondoggle2025
Chappelle called it "some ju-jitsu right there, using my own bit against me".
RalinStorm
didn't Prince do precisely this to someone else but actually tried to sue them?
Serrahfina
Wasn't it that he had done a Radiohead cover and was pissed someone recorded and put it online?
nothingtowritehomeabout
Game...blouses
imalittledroidyshortandstout
Shoot the J. Shoot it!!!
soulman901
And then he took us inside and made Pancakes for us
nothingtowritehomeabout
Eat up.... bitches
HoboJoe0858
Does anybody want some grapes?
AquaCrusher
Yeah, too bad about the whole JW thinger, but alluring ideas are highly successful for the compromised. Just like my delusions of grandeur:p
CrouchingTigerHiddenPipebomb
UselessCargo
Aww, he's dead now :( they're both dead now :(
KathyChung
This part made me lol the most out of the whole skit. It was a like perfect punchline
Mentok
Charlie Murphy was awesome on that show, fantastic storyteller
CrouchingTigerHiddenPipebomb
Lmao, I know right!? I was laughing my ass off just thinking about it.
throwawayacct1951
Kabe59
I would have been so pissed I would have had to purify myself in the waters if Lake Minnetonka
Entourage
It's like having spaghetti and meat balls with no sauce.
samsonguy920
I won't lie. Cooked spaghetti alone makes my stomach grumble. But I am usually thinking of what would be good with it.
Lugh314159
....wait, are we talkin' dry pasta, or like, olive oil and salt?
pashety
The plural of octopus is octopuses
ManMashine
*Octopussies
MerpMaDerp
RIGHT?! I just learned that earlier this year. Apparently Octopus is not a Latin-based word.
sliya
Or octopodes, but definitely not octopi...
Medwards86
Game, Blouses
TheLimpinBiscuit
SomeoneSneaky
Thank you, was hoping someone would mention which song.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
That's a bit heavy
samsonguy920
Like a ton of bricks. Still, his kid is living forever through that.
rickeyspanish
how could anyone not know that your suit pockets are sewn shut and you gotta open em
rosely
This is common practice with women's clothing. I assumed it was the same for both genders. Guess not.
VelvetCat
I didn't know until I bought my first suit for business school. I was 34.
RavaTar
I'm embarrassed to say that I did not know this, not about the vents.
Jazzgirl205
Young men who don't have fathers who wear suits.
RavaTar
Yep, that's me
rickeyspanish
my father wears suits, but he never told me..just out of habit I reached into one of the gaps and felt a pocket. I was like fuck this string
rickeyspanish
blocking a perfectly good pocket
Ihateyouallsosomuch
To be fair, the shop should open them when you buy it. And it bothers me wayyyy more when I see someone where they didn't open the vent(s).
RdizzyC
I'm 35, and don't even know what "vents" are, have never worn a suit once in my entire life.
Jazzgirl205
Yep dh has had to cut open the pockets and vents for a couple of dd's dates.
rickeyspanish
I have no idea what you said but it sounds like a good burn
Jazzgirl205
The date comes to pick up daughter with the pockets sewn up. My husband cut them open for him.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Knowing Oreos are vegan I think I could live on a vegan diet. Hell, I don't even need the other foods.
TryThisOnForSize
That's why they're milks favorite cookie... O.o
sahdad
I dont think they used to be. I think they used to use lard but now they use hydrogenated vegetable oil.
happyishturtle
Back in the day during my vegan phase Oreos and peanut butter was the only thing that kept me from breaking my diet
Gaidenninjacat
Oreos arnt vegan at all. They dont contain dairy but like marshmallows they contain animal fats.
ManMashine
I think they are only vegan in the US.
scenicroot
Thin mints are vegan!
tiphanei
Sweet chili Doritos are also dairy free.
samsonguy920
Seriously, though....how can you not have an Oreo near anything dairy?
Trumpsingrowntoenail
Yea, but no milk. That could be a no-go
LoopStricken
Knowing Oreos are vegan helps me understand why they're so awful.
Nathanyel
Same here. Had a friend bring a pack from the States, had to lie to her(sic) about the taste.
Bigcurly2000
They're absolutely rancid. They taste of chemicals and sugar. Of all the thousands of cookies, I don't understand their popularity.
vapingvegancrossfitter
One of us?
Hemelsblauw
Oreo's taste filthy.
Dowtchaboy
Oh good, another reason to not buy those disgustingly sweet biscuits.
NachoPete
Your poop would be black. That's what always happens to me when I eat an entire family size package of Oreos.
YouPostedThis
I only ate Oreos for a week once, can also confirm
creamyonions
A black paste, to be exact.
Superchief86
Having spent my Saturday doing just that, I can confirm.
Nathanyel
Not sure whether to shake my head in disgust or applaud your use of the scientific method to confirm the causation.
NachoPete
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Try skittles next
NachoPete
Taste the rainbow! Wait.
MrTitsMcGee
They are actually not vegan: http://www.oreo.co.uk/faq
Obiwannabe9
Also they contain sugar, and sugar is bleached whiter using animal bones, so true vegans don't eat it
Ravenfeathers
Most vegans eat sugar, myself included.
Obiwannabe9
Ps I'm not vegan, I'm a pastry chef and learned about this in my nutritional baking class
QueensybLilpunk
And super vegans don't eat palm oil. So most don't consider them vegan
QuackDodgers
Jesus Christ lol
koalatyassurance
They don't use table sugar as an ingredient. They use raw sugar.
Obiwannabe9
If it says sugar it's regular sugar, they have to say raw sugar for reasons like vegans, source: I'm a pastry chef
iliketoanswerwithreactions
So anything with sugar is non vegan? How do they survive without sugar?!
QueensybLilpunk
Homemade everything and a lot of raw food.
Obiwannabe9
Raw sugar, the dark crystal stuff, or vegan sugar, molasses removed but not bleached white
Ravenfeathers
Most vegans I know do eat sugar, even if some of it is processed with a bone char filter - it is just about reducing your impact.
c9045
Not in the UK
Obiwannabe9
True, that's because everywhere but the US has standards for their food
Darthwaffler
I could make a joke about US food standards but it would be to easy.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I cross contact really relevant for vegans?
Treblaine
It doesn't have to matter to all vegans, just some is enough to lose the "vegan" label.
Anonymonocle
For some it does,I guess. I don't mind, as long as it isn't an actual ingredient. I'm also not exactly a vegan,but I avoid meat & most dairy
titties4kitties
No
QueensybLilpunk
I think it depends on what it is coming into contact with. I wouldn't eat it if it was meat, if it was milk products/honey I wouldn't 1/2
QueensybLilpunk
care, but there are lots of crazy vegans who go on rampages about palm oil and only wear hemp- I bet they would be bothered.
JSNhova
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU JUST PICK UP A BAT?!
WhateverWhateverIDoWhatIWant
I think she was cleaning in the church attic, maybe she thought it was dead? 15 year olds aren't the brightest.
discogravy
http://www.radiolab.org/story/312245-rodney-versus-death/
evilgriff
To become Batgirl, duh!
johnson21
HEY what are you eating? You don't mind if I put my dick on your forehead right? Thanks nerd
KresblainTheMagician
High school all over again.
11holala11
She didn't. It bit her when she was in church. They didn't think anything of it at first. She's also mentally retarded now. :(
dex2775
She ain't. Just some slurred speech and motor controlled stuff. Also, what a bloody rude thing to say about a stranger w/out doing research.
dex2775
*motor control, not motor controlled. A typo, yes, I know.
BorderliningsPlaybook
She was left with with minor brain damage, mostly to do with physical balance/running issues but graduated college in 2011. Not M.Retarded
rudejohn
She is married with children and has "no lasting neurological issues" except a bit of balance problems. Where you get your bullshit info?
Andalite
Because they're cute and fuzzy. Pick them up with like a towel or something and don't put your hand near it's head you'll be fine
oenomaus
My roommate did in college. He was peeing drunk in the dorm bathroom and one flew in the window, he swatted it out of the air and picked 1/2
oenomaus
(2/2) it up... had to go get rabies shots every week for like a month.
manslut
Yes, this is what you do when you get bitten by a bat. You get treated for rabies. Immediately. You don't even check the bat.
oenomaus
Thanks manslut for your medical opinion.
Bejita463
"Don't fuck around when it comes to even the possibility of rabies" is a pretty safe opinion to have.
DoubleNubbin
We found a little one that had been hit by a car and needed nursing once. No bites. Although we do live in the UK so no real rabies risk.
samsonguy920
Oh, you just have British Rabies, aka Cockney mouth.
MichaelHat
Is there a vaccine for that?
xVancha
A right good slap.
DarkSock
It's OK… He's Babe Ruth, and he is a professional…
Ilikeadoachacha
Biglebowski748
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
I dunno, man, maybe she was feeling lonely and had one too many drinks and wandered into a bat bar. It happens.
mthornton91
So she has more bats than that b*tch Stacy. Duh.
prettypieceofmadness
Because they are super cute and we want to raise them as our own; with tiny bottles and blankets. Why the fuck wouldn't you pick up the bat?
JSNhova
This comment is just as relative in 2021 as it was in 2017.
smartblondesandsarcasm
I think it was a baby bat she found on the floor of her church. She was trying to move it safely outside before it got stepped on.
TubbaLubbaDubDub
My roommate works for a research team, but she's been vaccinated and uses thick gloves so....
manslut
Extra thicc
forsete769
... isn't that how Batman got his super powers?
forsete769
Bit by a mutant bat that was struck by lightning, fell into a chemical vat then was exposed to gamma rays in a freak toy factory accident
Borys610
Maybe she simply wanted to bite it's head off?
ChaoticNeutralNecromancer
I really want to touch a bat, it's on my to-do-before-I-die list.
killerjerick
Just come to Australia, no rabies risk here :)
kebbitevoke
She never picked up the bat that bit her. It swooped down and bit her during church.
JennaLand
Not true. It flew in and another person swatted it and it fell to the floor stunned. She felt bad for it and picked it up to release it outs
randomfan276
Why didn't she get the vaccine after a bite? Bat bites should always be treated as rabies bites.
Funeralopolis
Aren't you supposed to get the vaccine as a preventive measure before you get bit? Getting it afterwards probably doesn't help.
Actualvet
It is a different vaccine for post exposure treatment.
randomfan276
It works both ways I believe, just different doses and regimens.
shorr
Generally getting the shots afterwards for things are to minimize the impact. Kinda like getting lvl 3 flu instead of lvl 8 flu. For rabies
shorr
You unfortunately have to get there before you get symptoms since they are deadly. That's why they start it in case before studying animal
CyoCyo
Usually you don't know they're bats. They ball up into little earmuff looking things
Tornadotaco
I could see that. Sweet, free ear muff. Oh shit!
CyoCyo
I've picked them up before, but usually with gloves when they're cold
Prometheusblu
Yeah don't like all of them have rabies?
Amscolie
No they don't. They have their own strand of rabies, but they have to be bitten to catch it. Just like raccoons. They're not born with it
cutepiku
At my old work one got into our office via the vents. It latched onto my sweater and I took it outside again so... maybe that situation?
FckyourselfSarah
White people.
QuantumSupersexposition
I have further questions (°ロ°)☝
superbunnyboy
And it isn't totally true, an American boy survived in the 60s. I remember my grade 2 teacher reading us an article from readers digest.
PainItForward
1970, Matthew Winkler. He was the first known survivor. However she is the first to survive after showing symptoms. Big difference.
PainItForward
He was treated within 4 days, meaning he was able to receive the vaccine. Rabies vaccines are only useful in treating patients up to 6 days
PainItForward
from being bitten. Geise wasn't treated until she displayed neurological symptoms, some 3 weeks later
johnson21
Cuteness
DandyTheFuckingDandelion
To play baseball?
gardenguard
Wish I had two upvotes.
MooseFoxx
wish granted.
JSNhova
WHY THE FUCK IS A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER GIVING PEOPLE RABIES??
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
That's it folks, that's a home run
QUIBICUS
Counterfit
More like a bases clearing double.
gunsofgilead
Nailed it.
haveanothergif
Nail bats?
Danmanbadman
This isn't the walking dead
gunsofgilead
Neagan?
Akubarix
Because the air floofs need help sometimes.
HeyCopernicus
She was picking it up to bring it outside to release it.
kindakinda
That would be my response. If I didn't remember about rabies in time, I would get rabies.
thor0486
Granted if you get bit by any mammal and it isn't captured (destroyed and brain analyzed for rabies) you have a few weeks to get your shots
thor0486
By the way the treatment involves like 50 shots and sucks. Also sucks for the destroyed mammal (if they don't have rabies)
ChainsawHandsJoe
Better than being dead.
kindakinda
Five injections: one immediately, then four more over the next two weeks.
LivinginLuling
Bats aren't common where I live. Children don't grow up knowing much about them. Alligators & snakes sure. Bats no.
daewookie
really?!
PainItForward
First one: Milwakee Protocol. Docs put her in a chemically induced coma and pumped her full of antiviral meds
KanyesGayFish
Ah, the trial of the grasses
WhyCantIHaveADog
Thank you!
dafawkudoin
Damn I didn't realize how many doctors are on Imgur...
PainItForward
Or just people who work in the medical field. Or just people who do a little research...
SoupIsNotAMealVera
Also, she isn't the first recorded person to have survived rabies after showing symptoms. A boy in 1970 survived rabies after showing -
GuacamoleMoleMolester
-his penis to strangers.
SoupIsNotAMealVera
-symptoms, but he received a few of the rabies shots beforehand (not all of them). So Jeanna was the first person to survive with no vaccine
PainItForward
If I recall, he didn't show symptoms. He was brought I 4 days after the bite because the lab results showed rabies
PainItForward
The dad grabbed the bat, stuck on the boy's thumb. They recovered it, brought it in & had it tested. That's how he got help so fast
cheshirecat00
Side effects of her coma, is that she had to be re-educated her brain reverted back to a point where she couldn't remember certain things
PainItForward
Seems okay now. She's in college studying Biology. Her balance is kinda messed up when it comes to running though
strongbadia7
http://fox6now.com/2016/05/04/jeanna-giese-first-person-to-survive-rabies-without-vaccination-has-two-reasons-to-celebrate-this-mothers-day/
strongbadia7
She's graduated, married, and had babies! Jeanna recovered remarkably well, but still has some physical deficits. (Balance and so on)
starspangledhamster
She has a whole website dedicated to it. In her story she says how much she loves animals then says she threw the bat against a tree
ImAStupidFace
What the shit...?
BlancheKnott
Wisconsin!!
thevehiclemagician
Beer, cheese and waterparks. I wanna visit one day
relicen
Not just a coma. I think they actually killed her, then revived her after a few minutes.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Zombies are quite tough, that explains it.
niauropsaka
I think the main thing is to keep the brain comatose until the infection clears.
PainItForward
Case in the 70s: http://archives.chicagotribune.com/1971/06/06/page/36/article/record-only-one-case-of-victory-over-rabies
DanOrtega
Actually the proceeding was devised by a doctor in Brazil, in a rural hospital far from the antirrabies vaccine.
metalheadmafia
Wisonsinite here: we are a messed up state. We have the most serial killers. We are crazy.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Is it because of rabies?
Othernate
Seem to recall there's some controversy there - they've tried the treatment on mice and it hasn't seemed to have any effect.
AltCaledor
of the 36 people treated by the Milwaukee Protocol 5 survived
Vaanhalen
Thank you. See even when they try to get it right kickass still gets technical details wrong
Tikityler
What did they get wrong? It only says she is the first.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
It could very well be that she was the first and its just not updated.
4n6scientist
I believe she was the first though.
Pigdogcow
Still better than the 100% death rate prior to her...
AltCaledor
Hell yes
grootybooty
of the 5 that survived, 3 went on to write books
JeevesMkii
All of them entitled "raccoons are not your friend."
grootybooty
of the 3 books, 1 got published.
grootybooty
this is the adapatation of that book.
Treblaine
But now... she has the powers of a Bat?
thevehiclemagician
Now I want to know what happened in Milwakee
atarujun
Bridesmaids. That 70s Show. Happy Days. Harley Davidson.
SurpriseBidet
Art Museum. Summerfest. Pabst.
Oscill8s
Whatever happens in Milwaukee stays in Milwaukee.
capflavex
We wish! We'll get that wall up around it soon enough though.
strongbadia7
http://fox6now.com/2016/05/04/jeanna-giese-first-person-to-survive-rabies-without-vaccination-has-two-reasons-to-celebrate-this-mothers-day/
thevehiclemagician
Thx. Also, I like your username
strongbadia7
Thanks!
BlancheKnott
She is from Fond Du Lac but was treated in Milwaukee.
GuacamoleMoleMolester
Rabies.
ClassC
She picked up a bat in an old church and got bit. I remember that news story from what I still lived there.
Vaanhalen
Doctors, who created a protocol
theyar
That. That happened.
Excalibuttster
Speaking as somebody who goes there every few years...not a lot happens there except alcoholism.
SoupCanMan
More than alcoholism happens in Chicago Jr.
BlancheKnott
Don't forget Dahmer
NoUserNameIsTaken
Milwaukee's best
squade
So many types of beer made there and that's the one you choose to name..
SurpriseBidet
Is the worst beer we have
NoUserNameIsTaken
I'm talking about alcoholism here. Not your fancy designer beers.
MerpMaDerp
As someone who lives in Milwaukee, I can confirm.
eliottsworld
Live here. Can confirm.
SurpriseBidet
Same, probably see ya at one of the 10,000 bars we have