TheButtholeWhisperer
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I dropped my girl off at preschool today. When I overheard these two women talking. One mom was super excited because she just got a new Prius. Then the other mom started complaining, that her husband just got her a 2016 Mercedes with 11k miles on it. She was almost tearing up because it wasn't brand new.
imjusthereforapeek
bitchesbelike smh
SugarSmack
whoisyourdaddy
Than man needs to immediately go trade it in for one that appreciates it when her husband buys her a car.
JohnnieTheShrubber
I drive a 1997 and it's about 18% duct tape.
ronpopeil
Meanwhile husband is thinking he's gonna be the best guy ever after saving 30% on a barely used benz for the wife. Sad.
BiscoffUnited
I'd be ecstatic just to have a car, this lady doesn't appreciate what she has, what sounds like, a loving partner.
Batmeh
Could have been worse, it could have been a Prius.
RhealityBytes
I'm just saying this.... how much of their conversation did yous it and listen to because there could be context you are missing.
esatz4
And it's 2016 the year or beloved monkey died
SCREEEEECH
Rekkora
Holy shit, I would kill to have a car that new.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
I know we're here to bash the wife, but the husband is awesome for saving the money. Even more if he got it CPO'ed with an extended warranty
FrauRosen
As the wife of a Daimler employee, we have the chance to drive brand new cars and give it back after a year, with 10k km.I feel her pain :)
thrymn
10k km looks so odd... Then again, I guess 10Mm also looks weird.
FrauRosen
Metrical system fuck yeah!! ;)
ilovecake
Fuck, my car is getting close to 100k miles. I'd cry tears of joy if someone got me a new car much less one with such low mileage.
StanHalfTheAnswerMan
Divorce his slimey ass
0atmealTears
Is that an American thing? It always seems weird to me how the husband can make huge financial decisions and sell it off as a gift
Kaluthelurker
Did you bitch slap her into next Tuesday? Because any jury would have found it justified.
Impossibrew
I'd also bitch slap the other chick for being excited over a prius
TheButtholeWhisperer
Chimneyville7
Yes. Yes, this.
Kaluthelurker
This, so much.
Blackrain39
I don't think people actually do that in real life. Just walk up to someone else's conversation and slap them.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
What? You haven't done that? The person always responds positively to that gentle push of reality.
Kaluthelurker
People might be less likely to be douche bags if they feared this as a possibility.
ThunderWolfeh
Wow she should be happy that (if) it’s still certified with a warrantee and low miles...maintenance costs won’t be fun otherwise.
famousfornow
+1 for username.
Honor2552
Yeah fuck that guy! You should leave that worthless prick of a husband for someone who ACTUALLY loves you.
fiddleleaffigfanatic
First world problem!!
catfancier
The husband is smart. Mercedes take a huge hit as soon as they're driven off the lot.
Bobloblawlawblogblogslaw
Not really as true as everyone thinks. Only like a 5% hit.
Halykan
It's substantially larger than 5%, but it varies a lot by make and model.
Sluggingforward
So he's good with money, kinda. Terrible.
qwerty9340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC4YHLMBCwI
TheButtholeWhisperer
I swear to God that might be the same lady!
NoThisIsntPatrick
I just got a 2016 civic to replace my tdi with almost 50k miles on it. It was a used car lot unicorn!
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
11k miles?!! What a bitch her husband should trade up to a bitch with fewer miles
crossdressingrabbitridingsassyfathorse
ThatsEnoughInternet
Shots fired
TheDeanofLean
HALex9000
OH DAAAAAAMN
AtomicNinja17
Someone call the Burn Ward Cause that skank just got roasted
SomeRandomDane
Toasty!
ThanksForTheFeels
I remember commenting on this earlier.... Like about 5 hours ago. Was it deleted and reposted?
TheButtholeWhisperer
I deleted it because it died in usersub :(
FrozenFoodGuy
Well you made it to front page now!
TheButtholeWhisperer
I know I'm so excited thank you imgur!
SidneyHarbor
There is some irony to you being greedy for more points in a post about how you disdain the petty greed of another person. But I upvoted.
TheButtholeWhisperer
Touche
ThanksForTheFeels
It is OK for it to die in Usersub. That is half the fun. Hit, miss, it happens. None of mine made it out. But life goes on. :)
TheButtholeWhisperer
True, I'm sorry, I have low self-esteem would you like nudes. Lol
AlmostAlwaysInnapropriate
Oh goodness this sounds exciting! Open offer? Or exclusive to the chosen one?
TheNax
Well.. putting it like that, I wouldn't mind participating in this thing (づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ
Cliffy420
High
ihavethelongestusernamepossibleibetyoucantmakealongeronethanme
How high?
OtroBarry
iHateYourPetPosts
I'm sorry, I overheard you folks talking and I couldn't help but enquire as to the exact images you seem to be referring to
BanadecCamberbootch
Reviewing @OP's page reveals that this will likely not come to pass. But the internet is a playground...
hmzzz
Count me in
cdrwarsstar
Meanwhile, I'm proud of the fact that my Subaru has made it to 284,536 miles and shows no signs of quitting. /knocks on wood
TwoHelmsDeep
2001 Ford Explorer. 79k
TheBlueMuppet
04' Pontiac Vibe with 180k going strong. Engine is perfect. Driver has issues though.
cklepper
My '96 Ford Windstar just hit 200k and it's still going strong!
cdrwarsstar
We took one at least that far. I can't remember just how far past it made it.
Canofminus
but in the Subaru world, that is still a low mileage car.
sweetmadison
My '92 Camry is close to 180K and never had an issue in its life.
PastryKingOfFrance
05 Toyota Carolla with ~340k miles. (The odometer quit at 300k) guess is not supposed to go this far.
8hourgamer
Almost got 200k on my 2002 WRX, I consider it almost broken in and ready to drive proper
fourthreeone
My 98 Nissan is still kicking with over 200k
toxcrusadr
93 Mazda MX6, 266k. Fist bump.
JRarick
I used to have a '95! It was brilliant!
toxcrusadr
I inherited mine from my dad, he bought it new. If he were here he'd tell me to replace it. Just wanted to see how far it would go!
MehddoShhvez
'92 Acura Vigor with 318K on it. Still going strong here!
NopeNotGonnaHappiness
On the way back from the Moon! Congratulations! I hope my Civic makes it to the Moon, only ~70k miles to go
HomeworldCommand
99 Toyota 4Runner with 332K, I'm gonna make it go another 100K.
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SalamanderCmndr
"Like a Jeep, but for men" is there a stigma about Jeeps that I'm unaware of?
Spinnyd
No, just a funny picture with a 4Runner I liked, I got no issue with jeeps at all
HomeworldCommand
That is fantastic, what year is yours?
Spinnyd
1998
HomeworldCommand
Not bad, I'm currently trying to decide if I want to risk getting a supercharger for such an old engine/frame.
papernotplastic
2001 4Runner and have 215K on it and it's the most reliable vehicle I have ever driven. I will get another one too.
HomeworldCommand
I've been actively trying to find another one, loaded, with just a few less miles. B/c I know this one is gonna get run into the ground.
papernotplastic
I am in St. Louis, MO and find that they are either $7K-10K or $28K-$40K used. There is no middle ground.
HomeworldCommand
Kansas City, and yeah I've found the same thing. I did find a few on craigslist/ebay from around the country for like 5K, so that's not bad.
JustAnotherScientist
2005 Yukon XL Denali with 240k and I still take it drag racing
km9v
Does your partner like it too?
cdrwarsstar
I'm straight and single lol.
km9v
Sauce: http://i370.photobucket.com/albums/oo146/vwgeist/forester-1.jpg
yrste
2000 VW diesel Bug w/ 262k AND original clutch.
bluekestral
How
yrste
IDK. I'm sure it will explode in a most inconvenient manner any day now.
harpie19
Dad? Jk, we had to replace his clutch. Teching 2 teens how to drive stick wore it out
harpie19
Teaching*
Hanasakke
'99 w202 mercedes-benz with 471,000km here. Still going strong. (292k miles for you imperials)
cdrwarsstar
Damn..... oh wait. Lol, that's still impressive.
Hanasakke
Yeah, mercedes makes really good diesel engines. They will last for a really long time if you take good care of them
ApidaeEveryday
Exactly why I bought a subaru.
scifiman027
2004 Audi TT 3.2 213k. Beast in the snow too
ctrcmo1029
Quattro? V6?
scifiman027
Yes sir. VR6
ctrcmo1029
Nice. Ive got the MK5 R32. First winter with it!
scifiman027
Fantastic! You won't be disappointed, best car I've ever driven in the snow. Plus that wonderful VR rumble