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#merry_christmas #australia #holyshit98degreestheturkeyismeltingsendhelp
Dec 25, 2017 8:50 AM
Hoptail
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#merry_christmas #australia #holyshit98degreestheturkeyismeltingsendhelp
codabear23
She’s hot!!
Krzyjoe
Glad you didn't shop this one
igniskonig
Houstonwehaveausername
BraveUsersubNewestPatrol
Upside down picture was a nice touch, +1
havenfunanyways2718
Very nice
RookieNumbers
¡sɐɯʇsᴉɹɥƆ ʎɹɹǝW
DropBear700
Relavent
amralfarg1832718
????????????❤❤❤❤
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
Merry scorching Christmas from Brisbane!
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Am I right? Of course it stormed too
SmartHasTheBrainsButStupidHasTheBalls
HUGE one. Though it broke up a bit before it hit me. Always does.
P1NKPANTH8R
It was really hot today.
teenageasshat
you just need to drink until you can't tell the difference between the temp of the air and pool you're in
Hoptail
Hahaha
joanofarcane
Okay this is the second person on the fp with the same glasses as me...
midga
Why is there a midget hugging a penis behind you?
GingerSnapKid
Wow I now wanna go visit Australia
tls72
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Who's that?
TheDogEnd
My family is looking at me funny because I'm holding my laptop upside down! Merry Christmas from Canada
LookingForMyParents
Mom?
theDpickle
Venfolnir
So upvoting this is like downvoting?
Roki344
So I shall downvote this
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
If you insist
Venfolnir
Na. Upvote it is. Merry Christmas from up here.
FartSmarterNotHarder
SwordsToTheSkyWeRideAtDawn
★★★★★☆☆
CoffeeDonutsAndCherryPie
Merry Christmas! Watch out for the demogorgon!
Imgurian121314
Merry Christmas from Washington State, USA
R37R0
Merry Christmas!
buddhabowl
We use Celsius....
Hoptail
I convert for the 'muricans.
ifrybaconnaked
We appreciate that...
FuzzyNutSak
...And we would convert for you!
MaddMatter
But we can't. So we won't.
DiggerPlease
Don't play their game. Play ours and be damn proud of it. And merry Christmas for yesterday fellow Australian.
maybeialreadydid
Fun fact : US measures are standardised by their NIST using SI units, so they are secretly on the metric system without knowing ;)
Drhoges
As an American we deserve to do the conversion ourselves
Timbits187
/a/TkAKs
FuzzyNutSak
Fucking hilarious!
tz07
I seem to remember a war with emus that was lost...
imironman
Giving us neck exercises. Cool! Merry Christmas
BigHazard
merry christmas from germanland
ObserveLearnReact
Merry Christmas. Pro tip from another aussie - tell people that drinking Bundy keeps away the drop bears ????
druffcar11
I wish I could get some Bundy :(
copingcabana
A tim tam a day keeps the dropbears away
Chakra5
Bundy ,... erm
v ..., drop bears
Havok707
XXXX Gold all the waaaay
KimmyGrangerLikesItRough
Up the Milton mangoes
PoxyPinotNoir
Bundy keeps everyone away
515XIX
Unless you're a bogan, then it just attracts more of them..
teenageasshat
no mate, it's vegemite behind the ears. dropbears hate the smell
governmentgavemeagun
That's why locals don't have to put vegemite behind the ears, because they eat it all the time. Tourists do have to put vegemite behind ears
TimTamSlam128
It is the bitter, salty, nectar that runs through our veins.
BarryInTheStreetsOliverInTheSheets
What's a drop bear?
NickNoltesStuntDouble
Koala. Cmon man, get it together.
TimTamSlam128
A large, viscous marsupial. It attacks unsuspecting victims by dropping on them from the treetops and tearing the stunned prey to to pieces.
ScottBugVillain
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dropbear.jpg
leorex
The only known predator of the hoop snake.
TimTamSlam128
It can however be repelled by spreading vegemite behind the ears. Australians are not at risk as we are strengthened with vegemitefrom birth
whalesurfertoo
Happy Christmas form California
Grabmebythepussy69
The rescuers down under golly I love that movie.
cplchuck
Love the Rescuers
Neerpus
Watched it just yesterday. Such a great movie
96dash96
You mean Merry Christmas right?
skullsplitter
Hello california
LincolnSiixEcho
DOWN UNDA
TheRenegadeSpud
The most fitting gif reply of all time. OF ALL TIME.