rightcoastguy
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Check out my Imgur profile for more inventions and see a video of this in action at https://www.instagram.com/unnecessaryinventions/
Jun 18, 2019 1:17 AM
rightcoastguy
121546
3508
105
Check out my Imgur profile for more inventions and see a video of this in action at https://www.instagram.com/unnecessaryinventions/
jetah
needs to play "Move Bitch" by Ludacris when you press it!
APeonyForMyThoughts
I legit would buy this. #parp
MemeOverlord3000
AssGrapez
Without your steally blue eyes in the pic , I'm not feeling you truly believe in this product
cheesearchitect
Feralkyn
Now I imagine just carrying a bike bell around.
zenoshogun
Feralkyn
Oh man I love how escalator-dude moves over without even thinking
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Rahknathal
You should invent a device that checks if you have toilet paper before you sit down.
VerDisCo
Should have called it the Frustwaistion Button
KotalDom
Ohh cool a button that makes people punch you in the face!
KaptainTrips
Move Aside and Let the Man Go Through. This product made my soul cough.
odinsravenscloaca
I definitely need this one
musicalmammal
As a waitress I NEED THIS OMG
IsThereALimitForTheLenghtOfTheUsernameYesItsSixtyThreeCharacter
What do you mean with "unnecessary"? Is this irony?
Fadeintodust
henshin
gulyman
Initially I thought it was a quick release for the belt
ChrisTravel
Imagine wearing this during sex... :D
Bigboijuice
You already know someone's going to hit your junk trying to press the big button above your genitals
BeefNBacon
This is fake?? Man, I'm so frustrated, I need a red button to push! NOW!!
SBlueberry
Instead of Lie Detector, how about a Truth Detector
phantasm101
My God! Op is s genius!!!
stolenkiss37
I really would love that, not gonna lie. It could also be useful on a bag or purse. An odd sound makes people look. So anti rape.
talmanes
Okay you need to real invent this, I need it in my life
Vinnipuhblin
Winshield wipers for people with impaired vision. That smudge.
rightcoastguy
Ok next.
artbrymer82
I'm guessing s/he meant for prescription glasses.
Vinnipuhblin
A towel that repels water?
nodelayitsacafe
That's totally useful
boeingUbiquitous
MrPuckett
For groups that walk 4 people side to side on a slim sidewalk. Love the horn to say; I'd appreciate it if I could please come through. Now.
Realborisboef
Orrr just a good ol HONK :P
TheSkyIsNotTheLimitThereAreFootprintsOnTheMoon11
Beepbopbadop
Or you could just play chicken
1Kodey1
Just play loud, annoying music and step on their shoes
Trazomthesuineg
High pitched lengthy shrieking works well. An auditory steamroller. Best done by large men.
PrincessOctopus
My response to that is excuse me politely twice, excuse me loudly once and if that still doesnt work i grab my companions hands so they get1
PrincessOctopus
Lost in crowds and shove the fuck through
Jdonkay
This is as close to meeting my hero as I'll ever get :)
NoGameOvers
Everyone make way, imgur royalty coming through, and his human too!
Greenshep
If you hit it, they go faster, right?
rightcoastguy
Sure
CeleryMcToebeans
It should yell "get the fuck out of my way!"
rightcoastguy
Wuddyameangitouttahere
SloppyUsedCondom
Where I live we have a certain type of group that always walk slow and in groups that would probably kill you for that.
CanadianHoneybadger
careful, don't cut yourself on that edge there buddy.
SloppyUsedCondom
You don't have gangs in Canada it appears...
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
https://youtu.be/XOf6HXPPeQ4?t=21
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
Start at 0:21
buickgnx88
But does it have turn signals?
theyar
https://youtu.be/dfNJD0eZE_o
shadow2442
yes, use these: https://www.instagram.com/p/BxDkPVeFbec/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
vinnycthatwhoibe
He's ragging on your cord!
Lobsterfest10k
That's not a belt, that's a tactical pants retaining system.
rightcoastguy
Like the simpsons, I’ve already done it.
Sinodio
horrible product, I could see that actually being useful (mostly to bike riders)
imalwayssarcastic
Drop it below the shoulder and I could see something like this being useful to new bike riders...maybe.
absurdative
Then that wouldn’t make it as unnecessary as it is currently.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Sure! Just put it on the ass.
cyberghduck
This actually exist
trollprozac
Just new ones? Experienced ones are the ones who take risks in my experience. They need it more.
tornadosandwich
Might be better to actually attach it to the bike tho lol
BadDragon1183
Hell, I need something like that because I can't keep a bike balanced with my right hand, but I can with my left.
IFavouriteEveryPostISee
I can't keep a bike balanced without both of my hands which is annoying.
floyster
FYI, the left turn signal while on a bike is to raise your right arm in an L shape with your fingers pointing upwards.
BadDragon1183
Yea, I can't do that while keeping the bike balanced.
IAmWAYTooOldForThisShite
... or is it a BMW?
DontKissAssButDamnSureKickIt
Asking the real questions lmbo
rightcoastguy
Okay now my Imgurian, what should I invent next?!?
ahhhhtomzilla
A rubber bladder system inside an oil tanker so if it crashes the oil won’t spill out
notanonymous
Thank you. This is not quite the shopping cart horn but you being the genius you are knew this was even better. Bravo to you kind sir. Bravo
Yellowdart49
1x time use underwear
DeinnsBeans
An overly complicated bookmark.
ieatkittensforfun
Electric blanket mobile
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
A grill that flips the burger for you
BrazilianThunderPanda
Wheelchair training wheels.
iamireland
Inline wheelchair.
MatheuWright
Of course how else would ya learn?
AnchorHandler
Socks connected with a string so you're never left with only one sock out of a pair.
CamelaShy
Ear umbrellas
ieatkittensforfun
Rectasoreus1
White people
zsefvgb
It's a gag gift box. That also have bread gloves, coffee maker shower head, slipper headphones, a bacon grilling alarm clock, and more
NoGameOvers
Sunglasses with headlights so you can wear your sunglasses at night so I can so I can
Imadethisaccounttopost
Remember those select a color pens? Do that, but with dildos!
Imadethisaccounttopost
These! https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41gmP72fk%2BL._SX425_.jpg
imptastick
A dry erase name badge that says "Hi! Your name is ___" so people can write their name on your badge to introduce themselves.
VintageData
This, but automatic, with e-ink, a small camera and face recognition. I need it.
LittleRhino
Pants waterproof insulated from inside.
LittleRhino
A light lamp protection (a little coat that protects your lamp, thus blocks light).
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LittleRhino
Ice-cream that does not melt at room temperature. Great for when travelling. It's just a lollipop.
destrodash
Something to give reach arounds for lazy people
PootpootUpYourSnoot
A holder for half licked lollipop
tReasonoustRump
A hat that says “off duty” so when my boss asks why I’m not working I can just point to my hat
waeraj
An actual finglonger
Greenshep
UaHowl
Impossible. Technologically speaking, it won’t be possible for at least another 981 years
waeraj
Time to find a good cryo company
omnipotentpasta
ruste
Underwear that plays a ringtone when you fart so people will think you're getting a phone call instead of ripping ass.
Fishbong
Go from being that smelly kid in class to Mr popular, I like it.(clearly not Mrs popular, cos girls don't fart)
rightcoastguy
INNOVATION!
Paradox1111
Wait until someone drops the next Dubstep hit in their pants
Nightcaste
Combine this and the belt buckle
Chadward10011
A hat with solar panels to charge your phone on the go.
Chadward10011
With no battery, obviously. For less weight.
discardedusername
Well, I did keep meaning to message you about an anti gravity bra. My back would love you
Paradox1111
Maybe some helium balloons.. both festive and Functional
GreyscaleArt
Just need a resonant cavity, neon gas, and some microwave radiation and your sweater puppies will be weightless!!
RedFairladyZ32
A beanie that's also an ice pack.
Greeneyedfox
Talk about a brain freeze
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
2-in-1 wool beanie/underwear
bubbleobill
A huge finger pointer to turn the light off while in bed
WizardHarryDresden
Another belt but one thats pressure sensitive so when you Forget to suck in your gut or you've gotten too fat it screams at you to eat less
HorsefaceBeeguy
Underwear that changes color
MTKapp277
You are asking us to do your thing???
PharmacySwag
Automatic nose blower
IsThereALimitForTheLenghtOfTheUsernameYesItsSixtyThreeCharacter
But if someone else tells what to invent, didn't they invent it and you "just" design it?
Shikaree
A waffle flatenner
zsefvgb
Well an iron does make shirts and hair flatter....
Wankathon
Paper dildo
JudgeMentaI
dash-mounted shower caddy
kebbitevoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxlda9kyiik
Inarticulated
Portable seat-belt? Permanent Velcro? (Velcro seat-belts!?!?) A glove for holding on to if you don't want to feel like you're walking alone?
Inarticulated
You don't wear the glove.. You just hold it..
Inarticulated
A reverse Pez dispenser for storing used gums and it makes it the shape of a new gum again! Sugar toothpaste?
Messiahges
A pasta you can eat uncooked.
Snooj
Stop inventing shit and start selling it. This is a must-have for anyone navigating an airport. THE RIGHT IS FOR STANDING.
ExceptFluffyDuck
A nose brush
JohnSnot
Night vision goggles? Bathroom scale from a soviet sub? A suede briefcase case?
CardioVascular
A funnel for the dirt from dustpans to get into the smaller garbage cans without spilling the dirt everywhere.
begonedouche
a new "uni sex" sex toy
Roland191145
Some military classics; a soup fork, a football bat, chem-lite batteries
30Jonseredi
World peace
MGMadness
Something that's actually useless.
ViciousOtter
A car blinker to inform other vehicules that you are going straigth
Manthor
become batman, and beat up the poor
FernKern
Attachable hazard lights for shopping carts
SlightlyDodgy
Self tightening hanging rope for depression
SlightlyDodgy
SlightlyDodgy
And before people complain, it's called dark humour
NoGameOvers
Head mounted feeding trough
NoGameOvers
Wait. You’re ahead of me.
rightcoastguy
Got ya!
ProbablyBigfoot
A gadget that converts ice to water.
VintageData
You mean a volcano?
rightcoastguy
My next invention actually involves a custom made ice cube tray
whatseventhepoint
A belt that won’t get your ass kicked constantly.
g1zm0
Conversely, a belt made of jumper cables?
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
omnipotentpasta
Icing tips that fit onto tooth paste tubes, so you can have decorative tooth paste designs on toothbrush... Actually kids might like this.
Wankathon
He said fake invention
GreyscaleArt
That's not a bad idea... To the 3d printer!!
thingymcthingface
a belly button cover for eating shirtless in bed so crumbs dont fall into the mighty sarlacc
artbrymer82
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
Quetzal4U
I was thinking something to stop crumbs from falling into cleavage but then I remembered bibs...
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Glasses that appear normal to others but cannot be seen out of by the person wearing them.
g1zm0
For naps so you aren't bothered by outside light!
Rebar77
Reversed mirrors for when you don't want to look at people.
Yarnbomber
A hat with a button that deploys a privacy curtain, so you can block out coworkers.
FieldTester96
A ankle holster for your smart phone like a gun
TemetNosce000
I have one for hot sauce
gregariouslouganis
I think this probably exists
jagsduuuuval
1. belt that has canned air fresheners where you can spray behind you after crop dusting or destroying the bathroom. You can spin it around
jagsduuuuval
2.to shoot in front too for when you are walking into a smellly room.
jagsduuuuval
Call it the crop duster duster
meganical
Pet high heels. Bib shirt. Cargo skirt. Utility belt wizard hat. Bluetooth toothbrush. Fake mustard stain. Bologna-shooting gun.....
meganical
Light bulb cover case. Glow-in-the-day stars or glow sticks. Plastic furniture covers for car seats. Condiments on different fingers glove
artbrymer82
I already have a Bluetooth toothbrush. Made by Phillips. App crashes under iOS 12.4 beta.
dreadpiratekhan
I am here for the cargo skirt idea.
zsefvgb
Exists. Check out utilikilts or other cargo kilts